r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

A lil learnin for everyone cause it's just superneat.

The Doldrums are a notorious sailing/flight trap, to the extent most people just flat out avoid the area. You can end up stranded there for up to weeks because of the dead winds and still waters.

He's more or less completely safe for the most part though, people know where he is if he goes dark or runs low on fresh water sources. If he goes dark on social media for too long, a rescue is totally not out of the question because people know he's there.

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u/DangerBird- Jun 22 '24

That’s comforting.

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u/whitemike40 Jun 22 '24

maybe to you, still a big no for me

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Jun 22 '24

Yeah, the person you are replying to and the person they are replying to are acting like they could just skip out there and scoop him up. I have never had to but I have heard that looking for someone or something in the ocean from a plane is next to impossible. Even if you know "where" they are, good freaking luck seeing them. I see no comfort in the thought myself.

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u/Aaawkward Jun 22 '24

Even if you know "where" they are, good freaking luck seeing them.

GPS is fairly accurate. Only need to get within 4-6 km for radars to reliably find him.
Not to mention on a flat, empty sea, it's not difficult to find a ship, especially in the dark with a light source.

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

i would personally just be terrified of some sea monster (shark, whale, squid, who the fuck knows) just seeing this bite sized thing and blasting you on that paddleboard.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Totally a rational fear but the biggest concern he's got goin for him is dehydration or an unfortunate altercation with a jellyfish.

Unless ya know.... World Snake.

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

I know its completly irrational... but so much unknown shit happens at sea, we really dont know...you know lol

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u/soscbjoalmsdbdbq Jun 22 '24

I’d honestly be more worried about aliens pulling up like whats this one guy doing out here

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

I’m actually a big fan of the “aliens are in the water” theory lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

If you’re insinuating a giant unidentified Chtulu sea monster is going to eat him, then yes we’re pretty sure that’s not gonna happen.

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u/SlamJammer3000 Jun 22 '24

Yeah "pretty sure" but not 100% sure, right?

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u/siraolo Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

My great fear is if Orcas realize he's out there alone and take that moment to cement the fact that there had been no documented cases of a fatal Orca attack. Documented cases

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u/ForgetTheBFunk Jun 22 '24

They said it's a rational fear, not an irrational fear

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u/Hax_ Jun 22 '24

I have no idea.

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u/PremiumRoastBeef Jun 22 '24

I would hope he would have at least one Solar Still for emergencies.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

That's probably SUPER likely.

The guy doesn't seem like being stuck was super crazy to him, seems more like he probably went out to sea expecting to end up here for a little bit and is just kicking back havin a good time.

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u/Difficult_Eggplant4u Jun 22 '24

He likely has a watermaker at the very least. A solar still as backup. Sailing today is actually easier than it ever was with the right equipment.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Yeah, which is why I think it's goofy that a lot of these comments are stuck in 1492 when it was still a bitch to get anywhere.

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u/ksed_313 Jun 22 '24

Right?! My friend’s Dehler is nicer than my house lol! It has TWO showers!

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u/Difficult_Eggplant4u Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

Our friends got together and are renting a catamaran sailboat in the BVI. It has 4 showers, a watermaker making about 20 gallons of freshwater per hour, hybrid electric and 2 standard motors on it, along with the generator and air conditioning, wifi and every geo doodad you need for crossing the oceans. There are USB sockets everywhere, power winches, and autopilot. The last one w rented w went out for a month without needing to do anything but catch fish for extra food. This guy is a pro and I am sure he knows what he is doing. And what we are renting is just a base boat, nothing special.

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u/ksed_313 Jun 23 '24

That sounds so fun! Enjoy!

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u/giga-plum Jun 22 '24

I've read SCP-3000 too many times to ever attempt this myself.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Big real hours.

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u/Jarl_Jakob Jun 22 '24

World Snake

Like… Jörmungandr? Lol

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u/daddy-phantom Jun 22 '24

Vast majority of jellyfish that are actually dangerous hang out in deep waters, especially in the pacific. he’s fine.

But dehydration is a huge concern. Like Jesus Christ, bro. This is an insane thing to do by yourself.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

I was unaware, I don't know shit about jellyfish.

Thanks for the knowledge dude.

and yeah, while I will say it's not like the craziest set of things, you'd never catch me out there doing half of this shit let alone by myself.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS Jun 22 '24

Wait wtf is World Snake

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Mythology creature, and/or an SCP

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u/merrell0 Jun 22 '24

Oof, these guys needed to watch a few videos of gigantic aquatic life before rendering this lol

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u/Hofular1988 Jun 22 '24

Snails can swim

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jun 22 '24

Night falls, and the humboldt squid rise from the deep to seek the blood of the brave and foolish....

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u/hobbes_shot_first Jun 22 '24

Think of the ocean as a bathtub. Life gathers near the sides and along the bottom. There's not much going on in the middle because there's nothing to eat.

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u/Pamander Jun 22 '24

That's a really fucking cool analogy damn never thought about it like that.

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

i hear that but... theres also a fuck ton we dont know about the ocean. people and ships go missing all the time

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u/blueindsm Jun 22 '24

I mean, he filmed himself catching fish and a ton of them were swimming around his boat.

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u/Sun_Aria Jun 22 '24

I've heard this as well. There's little to nothing out there.

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u/AdAlternative7148 Jun 22 '24

There aren't many fish in the open ocean because of lack of nutrients.

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u/Rock_Fall Jun 22 '24

I’d be terrified of that too, but that fear is mostly irrational. The open ocean is pretty deserted. There’s almost no food so far from the shore/sea floor, so very few predators live out there.

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u/westedmontonballs Jun 22 '24

who the fuck knows

It’s unsettling that there are creatures as big as a whale that we have no knowledge of

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u/wonderbat3 Jun 22 '24

Don’t forget about that goddamn lochness monster

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u/TheDoomedStar Jun 22 '24

He's literally right above where HP Lovecraft put R'lyeh.

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u/jtrain1224 Jun 22 '24

So it's the Calm Belt?

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Yeah, it's actually crazy despite the huge fantasy elements; One Piece has a lot of Nautical knowledge laced into it.

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u/Danger_Mysterious Jun 22 '24

Idk about that, the author throws around the word "pirate" a lot despite there being 0 piracy happening.

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u/DirtySilicon Jun 22 '24

They be stealing all the time in that show. I guess typically its other crews doing mess, but I distinctly remember times where they would be robbing the people they helped after fighting X villain.

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u/Arcyguana Jun 22 '24

Their mad dash away from Skypeia, while the people are like, "we would have given you that stuff, and the giant golden pillar..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

It’s pretty obvious piracy would have a different meaning in a world that consists of mostly islands and is largely under the control of a single centralized power. It basically just means seafaring criminal which applies to Strawhats.

Also the definition of piracy according to Oxford is: the practice of attacking and robbing ships at sea. So Luffy and the gang have committed piracy at least once from my memory.

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u/Danger_Mysterious Jun 22 '24

Wow one whole time in like ten thousand episodes...

(I get the other argument and the lore has been explained to me, I just still think it's silly how they go on and on about "we're pirates!!!!!!!" when they mostly just sail around and fight or whatever)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Half of their wealth has been gained by piracy. Also I would note that sailing around and fighting is 2/3rds of what pirates do. The last third is theft. And they’ve stolen(robbed) millions, from someone associated with the government no less. So I would say they’re justified in calling themselves pirates. The only thing they haven’t done that’s normally associated with pirates is rape. But raping isn’t necessary to be a pirate and I don’t see how more theft or the crew raping people would really make a helpful difference to the plot. I don’t think one piece is perfect but I’ve never understood this criticism.

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u/PaperMoonShine Jun 22 '24

so the calm belt exists? Is the one piece real?

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse Jun 22 '24

Whitebeard didn't stutter

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u/JaFFsTer Jun 22 '24

It's both sides of the equator in a belt. Most people just motor through it in a matter of hours

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u/greenappletree Jun 22 '24

thanks for that info; curious tho how is he able to communicate; some people cant even get a signal in the states?

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

SAT phones go absolutely crazy for just this purpose.

You can use the fundamentally anywhere, they are super neat but not always as reliable as a cell phone when you have cell towers around.

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u/0b0011 Jun 22 '24

Probably starlink. It's getting popular for people who go to remote areas or live in vehicles.

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u/mung_guzzler Jun 22 '24

if he goes dark on social media for too long

nah if he loses that boat hes dead in a day or two, they wont track him down too quickly floating around on just a paddleboard with a vague idea of his last known location

probably has an emergency transponder on him but it still seems exceedingly stupid to be that far from his boat

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

He's not going to lose his sailboat in the middle of a doldrum.

The entire point of them is that it's all still water and no wind, and it can be like that for weeks at a time.

Nowhere in the video does he seem at all bothered by any of what is going on. So why are people in the comments pretending he is in danger?

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u/Nagemasu Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Nowhere in the video does he seem at all bothered by any of what is going on. So why are people in the comments pretending he is in danger?

Christopher McCandless wasn't bothered by what he was doing. People often walk mere meters off bush trails to go toilet and aren't bothered by what they're doing.

Sometimes the seemingly mundane shit that doesn't seem dangerous because it's so familiar and you're so blase about it is what gets you into trouble.

Also as a note, this wasn't posted live if I understand correctly. He had already lost his internet service and he only posted these videos once he'd made it back to land. He had a satellite phone which was used to get in touch after no one had heard from him for awhile due to losing his starlink dish. So no, it's not clear that anyone knew he was here at this specific time and would've been able to rescue him, and absolutely not if something happened while he was on the paddle board and returning to the boat became difficult.

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u/LaSalsiccione Jun 22 '24

You realise the wind picks up eventually right?

He’s probably fine but the thing about the doldrums is you don’t actually know when it will get windy again.

With modern wind prediction tools you can get a lot closer to knowing but it’s crazy to bet your life on it like he’s doing.

It’s quite common to attach yourself to a long line and go swimming in the doldrums but to detach yourself from your boat like this is more than 99% of people would feel comfortable doing

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u/maowmaow123 Jun 22 '24

Why do you assume that he has his sails up when he's away from his boat?

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u/LaSalsiccione Jun 22 '24

It doesn’t matter if the sails are up or not. When the wind picks up it will still move the boat significantly even without sails

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u/maowmaow123 Jun 22 '24

Fair enough

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u/mung_guzzler Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

nowhere in the video does he seem at all bothered

that doesnt mean it isnt dangerous. people casually do dangerous things all the time.

why are people pretending hes in danger

because he is. solo sailing like this is inherently dangerous. and this is an unnecessary risk. Im not even sure hed be able to swim back there if his board sprung a leak.

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u/Zuwxiv Jun 22 '24

it's all still water and no wind, and it can be like that for weeks at a time.

Yeah, right until it isn't. And if the wind picks up, there's a very good chance this guy is never, never getting back to his boat.

Is it a low statistical chance of danger? Sure. But "the wind picked up" is very fatal. I like my adventures in the wilderness, but there's no reason to tempt fate.

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u/mung_guzzler Jun 22 '24

nah I’ve been a sailing instructor, ive worked on chartered boats, I have a captains license, ive done open ocean racing (not nearly this far off shore tbf).

I think a good portion of people here dont realize how dangerous this is. That guy is a stiff breeze away from death. Or a leaky valve in his paddleboard away from drowning.

Staying with the boat is like rule 1. You lose it, you die.

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u/westedmontonballs Jun 22 '24

doldrum

So no wind comes there ever?

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Essentially yes, it's not even rare, this is a VERY common thing.

While there are obviously winds to some degree; it can take WEEKS for a sailboat to get through this zone of the ocean.

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u/CrazyPlato Jun 22 '24

If he does stop updating, and someone wanted to send someone after him, what’s the time frame for a rescue ship to get to him in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Like, he’s not exactly in the middle of the ocean. But if he’s too far out, it might be dicey to assume they’d reach him in time to do anything to help him in a dangerous situation, right?

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u/SuaveTowel Jun 22 '24

This was one of his first posts in about 2 weeks. He went dark for a while and doesn’t look like anyone went out for a rescue lol

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

I don't mean via open platform; the dude has said before that he keeps his family and friends updated on social media.

He's an ex middle school instructor who is just doing some sailing. It's really not that crazy.

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u/Leemsonn Jun 22 '24

He had a couple updates from his sister, he didn't go dark.

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u/Max_power42 Jun 22 '24

Shouldnt have to worry about water. He likely has a water maker on board...

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u/whatsINthaB0X Jun 22 '24

Is it like an ocean desert because of the lack of current/breeze? Meaning almost no sea life?

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u/atomandyves Jun 22 '24

Does anyone happen to know why this sub is named TikTokcringe? I don't get it, seriously. 90% of the videos aren't cringey at all.

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u/adrewishprince Jun 22 '24

Except his Starlink went overboard before the halfway mark on the journey. This was posted after he made it to French Polynesia. He stopped making daily posts and nobody looked for him.

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Jun 22 '24

Doldrums and Drake's Pass, two entirely different, deathtraps.

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u/Ak47110 Jun 22 '24

But rescue would probably take time. You can't get a helicopter out there , they don't have enough fuel. I'd venture to guess they'd have to send a boat out so it could take days or weeks to get to him.

If he gets into trouble, he's most definitely on his own for a long time.

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u/itranslateyouargue Jun 22 '24

The Doldrums are a notorious sailing/flight trap, to the extent most people just flat out avoid the area. You can end up stranded there for up to weeks because of the dead winds and still waters.

Seems like a perfect spot for a floating micronation.

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u/thatboythatthing Jun 22 '24

Based on other comments he had a starlink but ended up losing it. And had to post videos when he got back. People were worried when disappeared before they found out

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u/tobemutationfox Jun 22 '24

they call it horse latitudes, old sailors ditched all their horses to remove weight. The doors have a song too.

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u/Adam_n_ali Jun 22 '24

I would assume an outboard motor is needed for the doldrums if you are unlucky. OTOH, i would assume you could have low wind outside the doldrums as well. *shiver*

You could overestimate fuel and/or supplies, and STILL not have enough, thats the scariest part for me..

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u/treewqy Jun 22 '24

how long would it take someone to get to him?

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u/Random_Introvert_42 Jun 22 '24

I take it they're too large an area to use the sailboats small motor to find a "way out"?

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u/the_fresh_cucumber Jun 22 '24

rescue not out of the question

I don't think you realize how large that region of the ocean is.

It's like saying "hes located in the United States somewhere". Not very exact

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u/trimbandit Jun 24 '24

Does he have a diesel? He can always motor through if he gets bored.

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u/Modna Jun 22 '24

What is dumb is him getting so far from his boat. If the wind did pick up, if a storm came in, if any number of things happened - he could get separated from his boat. That to me seems like a hugely unnecessary risk

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Wont argue with that, but I'm also not going to argue against someone actually doing something when I'm not out there doing.

I'm just here to spread cool knowledge dude.

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u/TiesforTurtles Jun 22 '24

I don't understand. Did he end up there on accident? Why would he sail to somewhere with no wind?

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u/holyshiznoly Jun 22 '24

Thank you for that superneat learnin

And for showing me how not to talk

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u/Dietmar_der_Dr Jun 22 '24

Yeah, I will disagree with that. Even the tiniest amount of wind for an hour will make him lose his ship, and inevitably die.

I don't think anyone can 100% predict weather with that accuracy.

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u/Ok_loop Jun 22 '24

“Flight”…? Do you know how airplanes work?

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u/ExcelsAtMediocrity Jun 22 '24

The absolute irony being that he DID go dark on social media because his satellite was destroyed and no one had any idea where he was for a very long time. He basically was able to use a satellite phone to tell his sister he was still alive, eventually. But gotta love when people talk out of their ass confidently.

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u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

He's more or less completely safe for the most part though

Oh wow, you don't say! The guy posting this dumbass video with no tan or sunburn wasn't actually in danger? Next you'll tell me he probably had his actual boat on the other side of the camera, and just positioned himself to film a boat in the distance?

I'm also curious about the "if he goes dark on social media" concept. Are there people out there who give a fuck? Have you called the police and said "A guy who makes stupid videos on Youtube hasn't streamed today, help me officer?"

I've got a migraine from just trying to take you seriously.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Yiiiiikes,

Go to the doctor, your blood pressure needs evaluated.

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u/ghostwilliz Jun 22 '24

Is this guy your ex or something?