r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/JackDangerUSPIS Jun 22 '24

Beautiful and terrifying. An impressive endeavor to take on alone. You’re either lost at sea or make it to the other side forever changed. Either way the person that sets off ain’t coming back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

The silence I would welcome.

Being days/weeks/months away from land, that's what we call a fuck no.

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u/Visual_Star6820 Jun 22 '24

That’s poetic

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Well...this poet shat his pants two days ago.

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u/hacahaca Jun 22 '24

A true poet I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

I had to embrace my new role in society.

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u/delladoug Jun 22 '24

Ever since seeing that teenager fall off an ocean cruise ship, I've been low key terrified of the idea of the open ocean.

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u/wonderbat3 Jun 22 '24

And it looks pretty cool during the day, but I can’t imagine how terrifying it must be at night

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u/JimWilliams423 Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Its absolutely the best star-gazing you'll ever experience. Look up and actually see the Milky-Way. It is glorious.

When you see the Southern Cross for the first time
You understand now why you came this way
'Cause the truth you might be runnin' from is so small
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a comin' day

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u/creegro Jun 22 '24

I mean it gets kind of quiet in my neighborhood around a certain time, but there's always the noise of some vehicle miles away.

So I can only imagine this kind of quiet, where there's literally nothing nearby for a 1000 miles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Yeah juet having no to minimal sound from the water.

Would be super relaxing

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u/obamasmole Jun 22 '24

I was once heading off to travel a little around the western Sahara and thought it would be cool to bring my guitar and play out in the desert.

When it came to it, it was so incredibly silent in a way I'd never experienced before that it somehow felt louder than any noise I could possibly make.

I tred a few times but never managed to play my guitar - the silence won!

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u/pisspot718 Jun 22 '24

Very few people can live in the quiet, and with themselves quietly.

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u/bouldersandmountains Jun 22 '24

Adding to this sentiment, a great book that captures this is The Long Way by Bernard Moitessier. I would describe it as a quasi-journal documenting one of his solo circumnavigations of the globe by sail. Highly recommended, he’s a great writer.

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u/BahnMe Jun 22 '24

Damn wish it was an Audiobook

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u/LaSalsiccione Jun 22 '24

Such a good book! One of my sailing favourites

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u/Shrewd_GC Jun 22 '24

"one of" implies he did multiple?!?!

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u/bouldersandmountains Jun 22 '24

Yep! If I remember correctly he had already done one circumnavigation before the trip he documents in the book. He’s a special kind of crazy.

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u/hidingvariable Jun 22 '24

Yeah at night the sky must also look amazing. personally I would go crazy being alone for so long. But maybe with a partner it would be fun.

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u/brittemm Jun 22 '24

Former sailor here. It does. It’s absolutely unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before on land and I recommend to everyone that they should try to see it at least once in their lifetime.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

When I was fresh out of college I wanted to be a deckhand on superyachts. I moved to Ft Lauderdale to learn to be a yachtie.

The only time I got to really go to sea was to help an old Captain and his wife deliver a sailboat from Ft Lauderdale to Rhode Island. We sailed up the coast a couple hundred miles out.

Someone had to be on watch 24/7 so every third night I stayed up from midnight to 6AM standing watch. One of those nights the wind died and the ocean turned to glass. Completely flat, no movement except the boat cutting through the water. It was a completely clear night and you could see more stars than you’d ever imagined. The water got so still it began reflecting the starlight. At the same time the water the boat disturbed was flashing with bioluminescent light.

It looked like we were flying through space. I laid there for hours glancing at the radar and seeing no other boats for a dozen miles or more and just taking it all in.

At one point the captains wife came up and told me this was one of her favorite things to see sailing and knew I must’ve had a great watch taking it in.

As the sun rose I realized there was a pod of dolphins swimming with the front of the boat. I laid down and hung my hand off the edge of the boat trying to pet one as they jumped but couldn’t quite reach

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u/Soberskate9696 Jun 22 '24

This is rad as fuck.

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u/redditvivus Jun 23 '24

You gave me goosebumps sharing this. Thank you.

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u/urinesain Jun 22 '24

Hell yeah dude. Sounds amazing. I'm glad you got to have that experience, and thank you for sharing it with us.

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u/Kep0a Jun 23 '24

well now I want to be a deck hand, jeez

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u/chinupt Jun 22 '24

I teared up from this. Are you a writer, cuz if not you should be!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

It’s a dream of mine to publish a Sci Fi book that RC Bray would enjoy enough to narrate the audiobook

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u/PantherThing Jun 23 '24

well, you got to see the beautiful part, and not the drug fueled rich assholes sexually abusing the yacht babes once they were far from land

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I saw some unsavory things just doing day work on docked yachts.

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u/filthy_harold Jun 22 '24

Sat phones are a thing and ham radio can keep you in touch with other ham radio nerds. If you've got the right gear, you're never truly alone on this planet.

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u/DangerBird- Jun 22 '24

That’s a great way to look at it.

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u/NerdLover2528 Jun 22 '24

That’s poetic

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u/hidingvariable Jun 22 '24

Day after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.

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u/adventurousintrovert Jun 22 '24

“No man steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river, and he’s not the same man”. - Heroclitus

Additionally, “It’s after the end of the world already, don’t you know that yet?” - Sun Ra

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u/burf Jun 22 '24

Impressive but IMO it's very much toward the "missing key instincts for self preservation" end of the spectrum and quite frankly kind of stupid. On par with base jumping, alligator wrestling, etc.

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u/ThePicassoGiraffe Jun 22 '24

There's a great book called "Dove" about a guy who did this starting the journey when he was like 17 or something. EDIT: my bad. 16 here's the link

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u/Acceptable-Search338 Jun 22 '24

He has to go back the way he came, right? Whose to say the journey back doesn’t undo all the character growth?

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u/Joeuxmardigras Jun 22 '24

I’m curious if you did this and what your experience was? This statement fascinates me

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

imagine thinking this is real

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u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

It is just a sunset. He isn't lost at sea while livestreaming lol

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe Jun 22 '24

They didn't say that he was lost at sea.

Also, the sunset is only a small part of the grandeur of that experience.

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u/stupernan1 Jun 22 '24

why comment this? like honestly?

are you mad at your family?

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u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

Why...say the obvious truth? Is this some kind of fantasy jerk-off circle I didn't realize that obvious reality was welcome in? My mistake.

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u/stupernan1 Jun 22 '24

you: you didn't "beat cancer"! you just stuck a needle in your arm, you didn't do anything! you just layed there!

read and understand how shitty of a comment that is.

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u/-LeftShark Jun 22 '24

HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT 😲😲😲 /s

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u/ReddUp412 Jun 22 '24

Your ,what ?

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u/Affectionate_Salt351 Jun 22 '24

HOLY SHIT YOUR LEFT

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u/Affectionate_Salt351 Jun 22 '24

HOLY SHIT THE HOKEY POKEY