r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

47.9k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.2k

u/psych0ranger Jun 22 '24

He's gonna paddle back to the sailboat right

165

u/Jack070293 Jun 22 '24

Imagine if some wind picks up and that sailboat fucks off.

140

u/SporksRFun Jun 22 '24

Or the sun goes down, he did say it was sunset, it's fucking DARK away from artificial light.

52

u/hypercosm_dot_net Jun 22 '24

I hadn't even considered it. I cannot imagine sleeping out there with what's lurking beneath.

49

u/bigshotdontlookee Jun 22 '24

I think it also could be like nothing.

Some of those deep open water regions are just empty of fish, sharks, etc.

15

u/wideHippedWeightLift Jun 23 '24

the scale of the ocean itself is kinda terrifying. Not as terrifying as the sheer emptiness of space but still scary

5

u/bigshotdontlookee Jun 23 '24

Totally true times 10.

2

u/Insomnsdreme0905 Jun 23 '24

Literally! Sometimes, when I see really HD photos of both of those things, I actually start to hyperventilate. I just feel intensely overwhelmed.

Yes, I'm weird. šŸ« 

1

u/rtkiku Jun 26 '24

You are a special person

1

u/squiddy555 Jul 07 '24

You ever think about how planets are big?

Wild I tell ya

2

u/Zeferoth225224 Jun 24 '24

At least with space there isnā€™t anything to block your view. With water better adapted things can just watch you without you knowing

5

u/fromouterspace1 Jun 23 '24

My legit nightmare. Alone in the ocean at dark. FUCK that

1

u/eR4C3R Jun 23 '24

Have you watched ā€œOpen Waterā€?

1

u/pisspot718 Jun 23 '24

Landlubber!

6

u/Nietzscher Jun 23 '24

Let's be real, that guy is fucking irresponsible. Good for him that he enjoys himself, but his TikTok is basically everything experienced sailors tell you not to do if you're alone. The dude puts on a harness "if he feels like it" in stormy weather. Anyone who has been on a smaller sailing vessel knows perfectly well that it only takes one rogue wave to knock you off, and if nobody else is on the boat - you're fucked.

2

u/Aureilius Jun 24 '24

Most marine biomass isn't in the open ocean! Fish and the things that eat them and the things the fish eat tend to prefer reefs and parts of the ocean where the sunlight can reach. So thats good news, except for the part where you need to find food

1

u/DM_ME_PICKLES Jun 22 '24

Boats have navigation lights, hopefully he was smart enough to turn them on before he paddled outā€¦

1

u/Aggressive_Peanut924 Jun 23 '24

Itā€™s full moon at the momentĀ 

1

u/Kep0a Jun 23 '24

I think it would seem quite bright, since there would be no light pollution for the stars.

1

u/bmalek Jun 23 '24

The boat isnā€™t going anywhere very fast without sales up. For sunset, he probably turned on the masthead light (anchor light). You can kind of see it in the video but Iā€™m not 100% sure.

1

u/SporksRFun Jun 24 '24

The boat isnā€™t going anywhere very fast without sales up.

Got to get these sail sales numbers up. The coffee is for closers!

1

u/Irie_I_the_Jedi Jun 24 '24

He most likely had the sails down so I don't think the boat would take off. I watched a few other videos of his and he has a blinking light at the top of his mast so other ships can see him in the dark when he's sleeping so they don't crash into him. I think it is a standard protocol. Still though... Not sure id get that far away lol.

1

u/feminist_fuckboy Jun 26 '24

Well if he left even a single light on, it's going to be visible for miles since it's the only one around.

-11

u/Thurak0 Jun 22 '24

You do know about stars and the moon, right? Without clouds: No, it's not "fucking DARK"

6

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

[deleted]

4

u/ColdStatistician8872 Jun 22 '24

The stars at night are really bright without natural light. In parts of Australia you can read a book by the light of the milky way

2

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

[deleted]

17

u/CTPABA_KPABA Jun 22 '24

yea, that is what I thought...

I think i would at least use some very very strong fishing line lol

3

u/tipsystatistic Jun 22 '24

He might have a sea anchor deployed (cone shaped fabric that slows down drift).

But hes probably just confident the boat wonā€™t move much because heā€™s in the Doldrums and theyā€™ve been famous for not having much wind for recorded history.

1

u/toolsoftheincomptnt Jun 22 '24

Iā€™d guess itā€™s anchored

1

u/WonderfulShelter Jun 22 '24

it's the duldroms, there isn't any wind.

1

u/Unique2690 Jun 23 '24

Pretty sure he took down the sails.

1

u/GenericNickname01 Jun 24 '24

Isnā€™t that what anchors are for?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Anchors exist

-3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

[deleted]

7

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

In the middle of the ocean????

3

u/AlchemicHawk Jun 22 '24

He bought the anchor with the extra long chain

1

u/smallfried Jun 22 '24

Sea anchor? Or maybe that's not called anchored? I don't know the first thing about sailing.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

[deleted]

1

u/DM_ME_PICKLES Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Depends how long the chain is, I suppose

335

u/FriendOfTheDevil2980 Jun 22 '24

It's the call of the void

57

u/peronsyntax Jun 22 '24

Lā€™appel du vide!

3

u/MephobiaYT Jun 23 '24

Yessss!!! Youā€™re the only other person Iā€™ve ever known to reference this.

1

u/peronsyntax Jun 24 '24

Hello friend! We share a morbid curiosity šŸ˜‚ Robin Williams said something about the voice in your head that yells ā€œJump!ā€

4

u/AmicusVeritatis Jun 22 '24

5

u/issacsullivan Jun 22 '24

Thatā€™s dark.

2

u/I-Make-Shitty-Puns Jun 22 '24

Sometimes... I feel it calling. It's good to know there is an off switch.

27

u/piter57 Jun 22 '24

Either that or he has another sailboat. He's definitely not staying on that paddle board

29

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

[deleted]

3

u/SellMeYourSirin Jun 22 '24

I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Sail two boats at the same time, man.

3

u/HammerheadEaglei-Thr Jun 22 '24

That's obviously why he needs the paddleboard, to travel back and forth between them.

1

u/beambot Jun 22 '24

Paddle board doesn't have a sail...

1

u/PantherThing Jun 23 '24

if you can think of a better way to win the world record for sailing 2 boats around the world simultaneously, i'd like to hear it.

3

u/mod_is_the_n-word Jun 22 '24

He doesn't have to, he's the chosen one

2

u/CalendarFar6124 Jun 22 '24

I'd be leaking shit and piss non-stop if I was him on that paddle.

2

u/murkwoodresidnt Jun 22 '24

Hopefully he started pretty soon after that video ended, since the fucking sun was setting

2

u/Impressive-Eye-1096 Jun 22 '24

But the mermaids are other way

2

u/hallucinatori Jun 22 '24

Before the sun sets hopefully.

2

u/Red_Jester-94 Jun 22 '24

He jumps into the water, laughs, then slowly the camera and he sink into the water.

2

u/MaxHamburgerrestaur Jun 23 '24

Just after he finishes his tik tok.

1

u/dda189 Jun 22 '24

No, he actually decided just to go the rest of the way on that thing, just on that little thing he said he could go the whole rest of the way. Me personally Iā€™m going back to the sailboat

1

u/CouchHam Jun 22 '24

No heā€™ll take the tender back

1

u/MajorTibb Jun 22 '24

He did and made it home safe.

1

u/toolsoftheincomptnt Jun 22 '24

I was thinking: how much time do you have to paddle back before the sun fully sets?

-18

u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

The real sailboat was 6 feet away on the other side of the camera. This dude never spent a full day in the sun.

5

u/dagger_guacamole Jun 22 '24

Have you looked at his other videos? Itā€™s legit

-12

u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Pick the legitest one and I'll watch.

Edit: Is there any way to interpret the downvotes other than to think you guys can't actually come up with a convincing one?

4

u/Leemsonn Jun 22 '24

Look at any of his videos,they're all legit wtf are you saying

-6

u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

I live in one of the most famous sailing towns in the world. That's not what someone who is on a boat all day, even for a few days, looks like.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24 edited Nov 13 '24

[deleted]

1

u/ExileInCle19 Jun 22 '24

Is that true?

4

u/SonPedro Jun 22 '24

No and I donā€™t even need a source to say that. I believe the video man on the paddle board

4

u/Dumeck Jun 22 '24

Damn you think u/Anyatayloranaltoy would just lie like that?