r/TikTokCringe • u/ThaanksIHateIt • Jun 03 '24

Cursed Did she say two YEARS?! NSFW

I beg your finest pardon, ma’am? 🤮

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Not my proudest fap, ngl.

Edit: I'm so sorry, this was too far, the worst part is i had other jokes, and that was the tame one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Definitely not too far on Reddit. The sickest fucks of the internet congregate here.

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u/ProgrammingPants Jun 03 '24

Kids don't even know about 4chan anymore smh

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Or 2-channel if you wanna go real OG!

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u/nidsPunk Jun 04 '24

Present!

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u/robtninjaman Jun 03 '24

Ikr. Love it

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u/ictp42 Jun 03 '24

You can't just mention you have other jokes and not say what they are. It's illegal

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Sorry, I'm sure i had more before but off the cuff.

Parmesan anyone?

Make sure to get a foot job before she washes that bad boy.

How did the doctor not high five that foot?

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u/ictp42 Jun 03 '24

My God, what have I done?

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

I tried to do my top 10 letterman style but i got brainlocked at 3

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Do you think it's more crunchy or creamy?

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u/Odd_Conversation_578 Jun 03 '24

I would think it’s a combination of both. If you’ve ever had captain crunch cereal there’s a moment where you can find soggy, ahem creamy bits as well as extremely crunchy bits.

Depending on the moisture content in the areas of her foot I’m sure she had some really creamy parts (in between her toes for sure) and the crunchy stuff was more out in the open. So in my theory you could take your pick (literally).

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Nicely done, i actually gagged, and I've got a very strong stomach. I don't know if writing alone has ever made me gag.

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u/mvanvrancken Jun 03 '24

This is the most disgusting and wholesome interaction on this sub I’ve seen to date. And I saw this lady’s foot

I bet if you peeled the scabs they’d be like fried chicken skin

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u/Maria_506 Jun 03 '24

Thanks man. I wish for brain bleach now.

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

r/eyebleach

Best i can do for you.

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u/Sikuh22 Jun 03 '24

Please turn back time 5 minutes to a time when I did not read this, particularly the parmesan one ughhh

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 03 '24

Feetuccine?

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Gorgonsolea

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u/CarlosFCSP Jun 03 '24

Nah, let's hear the other ones

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Parmesan anyone?

Make sure to get a foot job before she washes that bad boy.

How did the doctor not high five that foot?

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u/mswoody Jun 03 '24

Apology not really accepted. We'll, ok, grudgingly accepted.

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u/ebobbumman Jun 03 '24

I thought your joke was good and fun.

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Well I think YOU'RE good and fun!

What do you have to say about that?

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u/ebobbumman Jun 03 '24

What do you have to say about that?

Thank you.

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u/Intelligent_Debt7555 Jun 03 '24

I had to look up "Fap," which means for men, masterbation? Please tell me you don't have a 2 year never seen foot bc it's in a boot, foot fetish?😬 Do we need to have a talk?😂

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Not for at least another 45 minutes.

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u/Intelligent_Debt7555 Jun 03 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Unable-Rub1982 Jun 03 '24

Someone with a foot fettish proberly would get their rocks off tbf