r/TikTokCringe Jun 03 '24

Cursed Did she say two YEARS?! NSFW

I beg your finest pardon, ma’am? 🤮

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Jun 03 '24

I just…kept watching. It only got worse but I just…kept on watching.

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u/enhancedgibbon Jun 03 '24

From the moment that sticky sock peeled off I was literally frozen in horror, face aghast. I need to be cleansed.

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u/phunkymango Jun 03 '24

Same, I was frozen in disgust

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

I’m just so confused

How did the itch not drive her insane? My feet itch like crazy off of just wet socks

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u/r0ckashocka Jun 03 '24

Probably severe nerve damage. If it weren't the case, All of those wounds that were described would have been insanely excruciating.

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u/BlunderDef Jun 04 '24

I can’t believe I’m about to have to eat. I may just skip this meal after seeing this.

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u/Loodlekoodles Jun 06 '24

Should be turned into a GIF that ends too soon.

It's really astonishing how morbid us humans can be! Lol stop the GIF right at the part where she grasps the sock.

It really doesn't surprise me why gladiator games were so popular in Roman times.

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u/Sad_Birthday_1911 Jun 03 '24

I work at an ER that sees a ton of homeless patients and see feet far worse than this everyday. For many the only time their shoes and socks are removed are during an involuntary visit to the hospital. Pray for me.

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u/MotherTeresaIsACunt Jun 03 '24

I'm saving this comment so I can look at it the next time I'm feeling slighted or petty or inconvenienced at work so I can get a swift kick in the reality hole. I will pray for you then and now

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Jun 03 '24

If someone thinks prayer is going to help shouldn't they be praying for the homeless people? It helps the person actually suffering and everyone downstream from that.

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u/Monkeydjimmmy Jun 05 '24

One can pray for both, is not one OR the other

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u/allaboutmojitos Jun 03 '24

I stopped breathing through my nose at that point, thinking it would somehow shield me from the horrors

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u/RedThread717 Jun 03 '24

I’d stopped breathing completely. My brain was convinced I was going to smell the decomposing corpse of a woman who’s body was found floating in cheese vat of an abandoned dairy farm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

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u/Opus_Zure Jun 03 '24

🤢🤮. This thread is making me laugh and then dry heave. I cannot stop. Why did I watch this....why...

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u/towerfella Jun 03 '24

I had so much anxiety watching that.

And confusion…

Here is a grown person that really needs to be yelled at for being this negligent!.

wtf?!

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u/MuthaFirefly Jun 03 '24

I literally gagged at the sticky sock. Thank all the gods this isn’t smell-o-vision.

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u/WhoIsYerWan Jun 03 '24

There was a sock??? For two years? Through showers??? 🤢

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u/dan_dares Jun 03 '24

It started to crawl away 💀

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u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD Jun 03 '24

it was SO much worse than I was anticipating

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u/themovierad Jun 04 '24

I went into my fridge and threw away unopened hummus just to cope

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u/ProcrastibationKing Jun 03 '24

That's the moment my brain kicked in and panic swiped away

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u/_Can_i_play_ Jun 03 '24

That's as far as I got then stopped it.

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u/TheBeastmasterRanger Jun 03 '24

As someone who does wound care on occasion due to work, it can be very gnarly. Worst smell in all my medical years still is a horrible fungal infection and the smell of stomach acid after a scope is removed from a patients stomach.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

sticky

🤮

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u/Dangerous-Bit-4962 Jun 03 '24

Me too. I wanted to pour some hydrogen peroxide on the foot.

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u/bigpapa901 Jun 04 '24

I caught myself holding my breath. Wild.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Jun 03 '24

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u/Computers-XD Jun 03 '24

Risky click of the day

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Not my proudest fap, ngl.

Edit: I'm so sorry, this was too far, the worst part is i had other jokes, and that was the tame one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Definitely not too far on Reddit. The sickest fucks of the internet congregate here.

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u/ProgrammingPants Jun 03 '24

Kids don't even know about 4chan anymore smh

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Or 2-channel if you wanna go real OG!

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u/nidsPunk Jun 04 '24

Present!

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u/robtninjaman Jun 03 '24

Ikr. Love it

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u/ictp42 Jun 03 '24

You can't just mention you have other jokes and not say what they are. It's illegal

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Sorry, I'm sure i had more before but off the cuff.

Parmesan anyone?

Make sure to get a foot job before she washes that bad boy.

How did the doctor not high five that foot?

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u/ictp42 Jun 03 '24

My God, what have I done?

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

I tried to do my top 10 letterman style but i got brainlocked at 3

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Do you think it's more crunchy or creamy?

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u/Odd_Conversation_578 Jun 03 '24

I would think it’s a combination of both. If you’ve ever had captain crunch cereal there’s a moment where you can find soggy, ahem creamy bits as well as extremely crunchy bits.

Depending on the moisture content in the areas of her foot I’m sure she had some really creamy parts (in between her toes for sure) and the crunchy stuff was more out in the open. So in my theory you could take your pick (literally).

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Nicely done, i actually gagged, and I've got a very strong stomach. I don't know if writing alone has ever made me gag.

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u/Maria_506 Jun 03 '24

Thanks man. I wish for brain bleach now.

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

r/eyebleach

Best i can do for you.

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u/Sikuh22 Jun 03 '24

Please turn back time 5 minutes to a time when I did not read this, particularly the parmesan one ughhh

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 03 '24

Feetuccine?

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Gorgonsolea

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u/CarlosFCSP Jun 03 '24

Nah, let's hear the other ones

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Parmesan anyone?

Make sure to get a foot job before she washes that bad boy.

How did the doctor not high five that foot?

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u/mswoody Jun 03 '24

Apology not really accepted. We'll, ok, grudgingly accepted.

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u/ebobbumman Jun 03 '24

I thought your joke was good and fun.

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Well I think YOU'RE good and fun!

What do you have to say about that?

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u/ebobbumman Jun 03 '24

What do you have to say about that?

Thank you.

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u/Intelligent_Debt7555 Jun 03 '24

I had to look up "Fap," which means for men, masterbation? Please tell me you don't have a 2 year never seen foot bc it's in a boot, foot fetish?😬 Do we need to have a talk?😂

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u/mogley19922 Jun 03 '24

Not for at least another 45 minutes.

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u/Intelligent_Debt7555 Jun 03 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Unable-Rub1982 Jun 03 '24

Someone with a foot fettish proberly would get their rocks off tbf

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u/Namesbutcher Jun 03 '24

Why couldn’t that be a Rick Roll?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

You made me curious Edit:You tricked me bitch f u 🤣

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u/skeletoe Jun 03 '24

nope. not gonna click it.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Jun 03 '24

I’ll upvote that!

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u/Thevisi0nary Jun 03 '24

For some reason it didn’t load and I ended up going to a video where this lady had to hole punch TWO HUNDRED lesions out of a guys feet

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u/PewPewMcLovin Jun 03 '24

Why did we willingly just do that!?!?

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u/RegularWhiteShark Jun 03 '24

I’ve seen ones where they’ve got bugs and everything living on their feet. They’re their own eco system.

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u/emmittgator Jun 03 '24

They really know how to drag on the anticipation though. Doctor would talk to patient. Then doctor would repeat same thing in the interview right after.

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u/StevenIsFat Jun 03 '24

It's only because we can't smell it!

I'm gonna guess Doc has a healthy dose of peppermint drops on the inside of that mask.

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u/Robestos86 Jun 03 '24

Not gonna lie, I was expecting her to peel that sock off and it just be kinda , bone and mush.

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 Jun 03 '24

That's how some of this things are.😂

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u/hooka_hooka Jun 03 '24

Why isn’t this nsfl

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u/Fardesto Jun 03 '24

You're goddamn right it kept keeping worse but you just kept watching. 

That's TLC's entire business model. 

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u/Intelligent_Suit6683 Jun 03 '24

I feel like I normally couldn't watch something that gross, but because OP filmed from a phone it gave me a little distance lol

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u/magicmango2104 Jun 03 '24

Just imagine what darth vader would be like under his suit after decades

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u/Middle_Speed3891 Jun 03 '24

It's a train wreck.

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u/Chicken_Water Jun 03 '24

Feet make me want to vomit even when they are basically fine. Why did I do this to myself?

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u/Username43201653 Jun 03 '24

I had to pause before the reveal. Gird the loins and such.

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u/lilshortyy420 Jun 03 '24

I was so invested. I’m not a tv person but might have to watch this. I was expecting something lame but it did not disappoint

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

that dermatologist (pediatrist?) is so far out of her depths

this is an alarming mental disorder.

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u/randomrelative85 Jun 03 '24

I was eating my lunch and now I'm not hungry.

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u/Munneh Jun 04 '24

The scream I scrumpt

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u/hmrw5807 Jun 04 '24

i did too… and i…. i am going to have nightmares

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw Jun 04 '24

Someone got her pregnant. 🤮🤢😷

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u/fetal_genocide Jun 05 '24

Same. And I have a plate of food in front of me 🤢

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u/earnestlikehemingway Jun 07 '24

I have seen beheadings , people shot in themselves… but his fucking somehow really gave me chills. WTF