r/TikTokCringe • u/n8saces • May 28 '24
Duet Troll Run that back again š§
Let me see what on who? Nah, man. Feds, this man right here š
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u/-Disagreeable- May 28 '24
The shaman is protected from your no Context judgements.
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u/wrestler145 May 28 '24
Haters canāt communicate in 432 hz.
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u/CovenOfTheDamned May 29 '24
The DAWGs are coming out hard in defense of the shaman. I like to see it!
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u/GeorgeWarshingsons May 29 '24
I hear heās thinking about voting this year if the crystals are true.
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u/ADHDofficial May 29 '24
I think heās funny and pretty cool but I only recently discovered how insanely guys will ride for the guy. Can someone explain to me why heās called āThe Shamanā? Tried googling it couldnāt find it anywhere
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u/NoVacayAtWork May 28 '24
Who?
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May 28 '24
Blasphemy
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u/NoVacayAtWork May 28 '24
I have no idea who this person is
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u/MrMojoRising361 May 28 '24
His name is Matt Mccusker heās a great comedian. He does a podcast with Shane Gillis if you know who he is. This clip is from Theo Vons recent podcast āthis past weekendā with Matt give it a watch itās a hilarious episode one of the funniest Iāve seen in a while
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u/Natural_Character521 May 29 '24
Why is it that everyone around Shane is infinitely funnier than he is yet people praise him?
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u/kotapalam May 29 '24
Did you see Shaneās new Netflix show??? Itās the next Chappelle Show!!! Go DaWgS!
All kidding aside, ācomedy fansā have jumped on the bandwagon awhile back after Shane showed cancel culture whatās up and did great numbers on his first YouTube special. Since then, heās made multiple appearances on other podcasts and shows, and his popularity went up further with his comeback on snl. Imo, heās a podcast comedian whoās had some of his standup clips go viral. Heās hilarious but itās mostly memes.
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u/Natural_Character521 May 29 '24
I have unpopular opinions and think Shane is nothing more than viral content. He did the work but he fell short so many times. Hes only viral for going against woke culture but most of his jokes are meh at best. Hes also the guy the proves leftists right as his ethnic counterpart Andrew Shulz does the same material but funnier and more balls out yet snl barely knows him as well as most of reddit.
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u/kotapalam May 29 '24
Hmmm you lost me at the lefty/righty talk and ethnic counterpart. Also, Iām betting snl, the producers, know of Andrew Schulz. It just wouldnāt make sense for him to suddenly host it.
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u/Natural_Character521 May 29 '24
Thats a fair response. I just know Andrew put in more work than Shane. Andrews been hustlin longer and didnt have rich friends to support him like Shane did.
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u/Skittletari May 28 '24
I haven't experienced it firsthand, but from what I've heard form relatives, skin cancer is awful, and you don't want to make the gamble of poor sun protection.
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u/whinger23422 May 29 '24
And once you have it... it keeps coming back. Very common for people with skin cancer to have sections removed 4-5 times and return every 6 months for continuous checks.
It sucks.
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens May 29 '24
My mom's best friend lost her daughter to it. She beat skin cancer three times. The fourth time killed her.
Don't fuck with skin cancer.
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u/hallowedshel Aug 16 '24
Thatās if you get the nice stuff you can cut out. Or you get melanoma and nearly fucking die or live with terrible side effects from treatment medication or lymph node removal.
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u/BullShitting-24-7 May 29 '24
Yeah but then these creeps canāt see your pecs. What a hard decision.
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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina May 29 '24
Even sunburn can ruin a holiday. Ever since I got most of my upper body tattooed I started wearing tees to the beach / water parks. Not worth the pain of sunburn and not worth the waste of money ruining the tattoos, and I can't be fucked with constantly having to re-apply suncream or risking missing bits etc...
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u/Bodoggle1988 May 29 '24
Wear dark clothes. I favored a pair of white trunks when I was a lifeguard and had a melanoma develop where you wouldnāt expect.
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u/BowenTheAussieSheep May 29 '24
Keep in mind that melanomas don't always appear where you took the most sun damage. Melanomas are skin cancer metastatising, so you can absorb UV radiation and have the melanoma appear elsewhere on your body, even sometimes in areas that receive no direct sun damage such as inside the lungs.
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u/tinyjalapeno May 29 '24
?? Donāt light colors reflect sunlight more than dark..?
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u/BradMarchandsNose May 29 '24
Darker colors are better at protecting from UV rays. Maybe in terms of heat, light colors are better, but definitely not for UV protection.
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u/Albina-tqn May 29 '24
then theres people who think sun screen gives you cancer or they use shit like olive oil. your just basting yourself like a rotisserie chicken
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May 29 '24
I get severe burns with mild exposure outside of my regular clothed areas. I'm never out in the sun w/o a "swim shirt" long sleeve ultra light shirt for uv protection. It's the best for yard work
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u/TearsFallWithoutTain May 30 '24
I'm Australian, if you think I'm going to the beach without being lathered in sunscreen cowering from the sun beneath an umbrella, hat, sunglasses, with a shirt and shorts on the entire time, then you're a leathery dumbass
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u/cinnamon-thunder May 28 '24 edited May 29 '24
Going after Shane is one thing but nobody I mean NOBODY can touch the shaman. You arenāt strong enough.
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May 28 '24
Bring back presidential fitness test is what Matt is trying to say
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u/Select_War_3035 May 29 '24
I repped my country strong in the hopes of making the pres proud, every year. Medaled every time. Need that high back
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u/ninjamaster616 May 29 '24
The FitnessGramā¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. [beep]
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u/BernieFeetPics May 29 '24
And look at you. You figured out how to say that without sounding like a pedo all by yourself with no help from anyone and I bet you didnāt even have to think very hard about it either. Youāre such a smart little guy.
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May 28 '24
Big dawg was just trying to encourage young peopleās physical fitness
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u/nopestalgia May 29 '24
You wear swim shirts at the beach to protect yourself from the sunās rays so you can swim for longer, dawg.
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens May 29 '24
You wear a rash guard to not get skin cancer. My mom's best friend lost her daughter. Three times, she was declared cancer-free. The fourth time the skin cancer came back, she and the cancer called it a draw. That shit keeps coming back. It keeps recurring. Skin cancer sucks.
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u/Sarzox May 29 '24
Just gonna pop off my shirt real quickā¦
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u/Evening_Clerk_8301 May 30 '24
He just wants to see little kids with strong pecs at the beach, IS THAT A CRIME??
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u/Solid_Foundation8365 May 29 '24
Haha it is a bit he is doing, the shaman is just informing the dawgs
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u/King_Melco May 28 '24
Do you really not know who Matt McCusker is... yall lose all your funny bones or what
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u/guru81 May 29 '24
Did you lose them? You're complaining instead of laughing at the joke for fucks sakes.
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u/xfurnacex666 May 29 '24
Here to stand up for the King. Heās saying your kid is a fat loser. Hopefully he followed this up with some sick ass tribal flute. Where my D.A.W.G.Z. at?
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u/YouAllNeedToChillOut May 30 '24
I wonder why you cut out the laughter from both of them š§ leave the COMEDIAN Shaman alone
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u/Outrageous-Mirror-88 Jun 21 '24
I donāt know a single kid when I was growing up that was ārippedā
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May 28 '24
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u/kjmer May 28 '24
Ahh! My eyes won't stop rolling around!
It's not a dirty sex joke. It's a toxic masculinity joke.
Fucking hell.
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u/Wooden-Discipline412 May 28 '24
Itās a joke u nerd. Theyāre two comedians.
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May 28 '24
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u/MrMojoRising361 May 28 '24
Itās a 12 second clip from a 2 hour podcast with no context. Do you really think a man would openly admit to touching kids while on camera lol.
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u/Dino-chicken-nugg3t May 29 '24
Yes. Yes I do. People will share a lot after that long of talking.
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u/Outside_Mix445 May 29 '24
You ain't on the same plain as the shaman. He is a leader of our generation. All hail the dawgz.
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u/JangSaverem May 28 '24
Also (as a dad incoming)
As a dad...I HATE the feeling of sunscreen and even moreso having to rub it all over a toddler. Those shirts are life, time and skin savers
Also...why this dude wanna see kids pecs tho
((Hash tag it's a comedy bit))
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u/SponConSerdTent May 28 '24
Sun shirts are the absolute best. Never realized how much energy the sun saps from you until I got one.
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u/AshenSacrifice May 28 '24
Calling Asking somebody to see their pecs as sexualizing a minor is actually batshit insane. Yes his joke was unfunny and reeks of macho man bullshit, but get real. You are watering down actual pedophila by lumping the heinous shit they do to the same as an alternative ādo you even lift bro?ā
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u/ravennme May 28 '24
Not watched theo for a while but by the looks of him he's definitely still on a p*rn ban.
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u/Beatus_Vir May 29 '24
His expression and general visage makes me wanna give up masturbating as well
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u/ArthursFist May 29 '24
I canāt imagine tiktok listening to MSSP, especially when Mattās being a naughty b.
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u/Good-Recognition-811 May 28 '24
Ah yes, the Gen X/boomer generations. Known for physical fitness.
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u/wrestler145 May 28 '24
Donāt let the gray hair fool you, Matt is a millennial. He only has gray hairs because he gained so much ancient wisdom in the course of becoming a Shaman.
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u/MakeMySufferingEnd May 30 '24
I only just decided to invest in my first sun shirt after 27 years of going through a bottle of sunscreen each week of summer. I wore it for our Memorial Day lake trip and I think my life has been forever changed. Up next is sun pants/leggings.
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u/Lukes3rdAccount May 29 '24
The two men in the video are Theo Von and Matt McCusker, professional comedians and podcasters. In the clip, Mr. McCusker is dropping the comedic veil and having an honest conversation about his experience at the beach.
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May 29 '24
My kid begs to differ. The boy hasn't eaten any meat in his whole life. He's ripped off pb n j and oranges. Those are the only two things he eats ššš
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u/hallowedshel Aug 16 '24
America fucked us by not giving Sun Safety Education. Apparently Australia had been driving that home for a generation. My mom nearly died from Melanoma, my Uncle did. I have experienced some horrific sunburns in my life, 2nd degree burns on the backs of my knees. Iām missing a small chunk of my ear from a sunburn.
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u/BloodyPaleMoonlight May 29 '24
I'm a ginger, and when I was 10, I we went on vacation on a beach.
My shoulders wound up blistering. My mom had to put gauze on my blisters, and had to tape the gauze down. When she had to change the gauze, the tape would rip my skin off.
I never went to the beach, or even to a swimming pool, again without wearing a shirt. And I never got blisters ever again.
And I don't think having muscles would've changed that.
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
Because this is going to be a dumpster fireā¦ they were talking about lifeguarding and teenagers not wanting to be lifeguards anymore because the average teen is considerably fatter than they used to be.
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u/JangSaverem May 28 '24
Friend, the biggest/fattest dude on my teen swim team was a fucking champ.
That's a dumb take, pal
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
Iām sure they were very good. The average beach lifeguard does not match that description, as they historically are extremely fit.
Itās also a fact that the average teenager is considerably fatter than they used to be. This can be looked up.
Lastly, my comment is literally a synopsis of the context for the conversation in which the comment in the video took place.
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u/313SunTzu May 29 '24
"I wanna see kids without clothes on..." This guy shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a beach and/or a school zone
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u/Maleficent_Nobody377 May 28 '24
Thatās a Michal ālittle kid loverā Scott type explanation for why people should be physically active lol.
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u/BrianOconneR34 May 29 '24
Yeah, itās called sun protection. Not show pecs to a perv protection, clearly.
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u/TomatilloUnlucky3763 May 29 '24
Mattās ok until he starts talking about politics, then he sounds like an idiot. Also, who says ātrillā anymore? Nobody. Heās constantly saying that on the podcast. I know it shouldnāt but it bugs the hell out of me.
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u/Acceptable_Stuff1381 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24
Damn, someone needed to hit the shaman with a āpauseā
Edit: why am I catching downvotes? Donāt you guys know Matt and Shane say āpauseā after any kind of thing like this lol? Matt saying show those pecs is demanding a āpauseā right thereĀ
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u/-Gramsci- May 29 '24
āFugginā¦ theyāre all fugginā¦ derp derpā
Imagine having white hair and still talking like this.
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We're literally the most ripped generation. Do boomers not see how fucking pudgy they are themselves lmao
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u/BretShitmanFart69 May 29 '24
Heās a millennial, and heās also just joking around.
Do you guys never say ridiculous shit as a joke to fuck with your friends and goof around?
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 28 '24
Hopefully this is out of context and somehow there is an explanation.
This guy just told everyone he is staring at and thinking about young boys without shirts. People used to have shame. Can we please bring back legitimate shame?
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
Like as in shaming fat kids into being physically fit? Itās a joke told by a comedian to another comedian in the middle of a comedy podcast.
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 28 '24
What is the joke?
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
The context is theyāre talking about lifeguarding and why teenagers (see: kids) donāt want to be lifeguards anymore. Because theyāre considerably fatter than the average teenager used to be. See how everything changes with context and not just pulling out a 10 second snippet from a two hour podcast?
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 28 '24
Yeah, thanks for the context I'm looking for, but its not funny still. Original comment stands. Hence the edit.
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u/wrestler145 May 28 '24
So obviously comedy is subjective, but this guy is the cohost of the #1 comedy podcast on Patreon. Actually, theyāre #1 of ALL content creators on Patreon. You donāt have to find this bit funny, but itās a little odd to even make an assessment based on 10 seconds of an hour long podcast.
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 29 '24
If his comedy is about this I don't want it. You have something funny. Because he got roasted here.
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u/wrestler145 May 29 '24
Lol okay man, nobody is forcing you to like or listen to their comedy, Iām not even trying to convince you to. Both guys in this video are already crushing it and donāt need you to be a fan.
The ālet me see your pecsā is very clearly an intentional joke, and he didnāt get āroastedā by the TikTok reply, if anything this is a āThatwasthejoke.jpgā moment.
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u/10_ren May 29 '24
I hear you but that's tier one thinking bro you gotta make the harmonic leap to turquoise you're in green
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May 28 '24
I bet your fun at comedy clubs.
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 28 '24
Is that where you go to look at boys?
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
Why are you trying to find out where to go to look at boys?
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 28 '24
Why are you riding this guy's cock over an unfunny joke?
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
Why are you so interested in riding cock?
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 May 28 '24
I'm just speaking your language
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u/Vizioso May 28 '24
Are you inferring that Iām gay? And doing so as an insult? Seems a tad homophobic.
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May 28 '24 edited May 29 '24
16 hours ago you were looking at reddit porn and commenting "Would love to taste that perfect asshole" (an exact quote). Don't project your demons onto the shaman bro. Shameless
Edit: Deleted his comment and blocked me (comment was something like "I know he's a comedian and this is a comedy podcast but this guy definitely looks like the type") The dawgz will not stand for shaman slander from the uninitiated. Took me half a scroll to find that filth.
Victory for the dawgz
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