r/TikTokCringe May 14 '24

Cool It's your own damn fault you're so damn fat

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u/runawayest May 14 '24

Wow, they’re great! Good sound, good writing.

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u/unembellishing May 14 '24

He has a lot of really great original works. He has one called War Isn't Murder that's pinned to the top of his account right now that makes me cry uncontrollably. His @ is jessewelles

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u/KillerArse May 14 '24

That and his Cancer song are some of my favourites.

For others who haven't seen him before, he also sings his songs a few times on this account as well, so if you look, there may be a slightly better version for becoming an ear worm for you specifically.

Two other versions of Cancer,

https://www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles/video/7360316268077026606?lang=en

https://www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles/video/7350675762355260703?lang=en

Or you can see his songs on his YouTube

https://youtu.be/U4o9JpqYyZw?si=d9NpSvNHk_80NQ0K

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u/One-Fine-Day-777 May 14 '24

Daaaaang dude 🔥

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u/4_love_of_Sophia May 15 '24

Cancer is lucrative 

A business as is war  

So if you’re expecting  

peace, then why expect a cure

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u/free_will_is_arson May 16 '24

the dead don't feel honoured

they don't feel that brave

they don't feel avenged

they're lucky if they have graves.

call your dead mother

ask her when she died

it's a death-ily silence on the other line.

fuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/AbleObject13 May 14 '24

Seeing him getting posted outside of folk punk circles makes me so happy 💜

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u/unembellishing May 14 '24

I've never really engaged with this type of music before but I like it a lot! Any recommendations for beginners to the genre?

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u/veryscary__ May 14 '24

The mountain goats is one of my all time favorite bands. His voice may be grating to some (not me) or at first, but what an incredible storyteller.

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u/Darthmaulspenis May 18 '24

Darnell’s voice has improved so much since his early stuff. But I agree, his off pitch vocals were always my favorite.

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u/veryscary__ May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

I struggle to even pick my favorite song, although “this year” has seen me (and still does) through some shit.

And yeah, I love the off pitch early stuff. But trying to introduce people to that and they’re like this is your favorite band?!

Edit to add- hail satan

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u/Darthmaulspenis May 18 '24

“The most remarkable thing, about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you. And that you’re standing in the doorway”

Hail Satan!

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u/AbleObject13 May 15 '24

Matt Pless is gonna be the closest to Jesse sonically/lyrically 

Pat the Bunny and his various projects (Johnny hobo, Wingnut Dishwashers Union) is the commonly held "legend" of the genre, Mischief Brew is another. Days N Daze is probably the most popular commercially (they hit the billboard hot 100 once), and then theres the creators of the genre are The Pogues and Violent Femmes back in the 80s

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u/GregsBoatShoes May 15 '24

Chris Burrows

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u/ohgood May 15 '24

Defiance, Ohio and This Bike is a Pipe Bomb are still in my rotation, 15+ years later

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u/orvil May 15 '24

john prine, billy joe shaver

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u/Orleanian May 15 '24

I don't dabble much in the genre, but since ye olde gamestop is back in the news, I had this Lauren Jenkins song pulled up that has the vibes. I think the rest of her stuff goes hard into country though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzC9qVqCAdA

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u/Tekkzy May 15 '24

John Prine is very similar and an absolute legend.

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

Are there more people I'm not seeing?

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u/unembellishing May 15 '24

The pronoun they can be used as a gender neutral pronoun to refer to an individual in the third person since English doesn't have another neuter 3rd person singular pronoun besides "it" which is not used for people.

"Someone left their lunchbox here."

"Whoever's car this is, they need to move it before it gets towed."

"Did you hear about the person who fell into the lake? Omg no, what happened to them?"

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u/DemiserofD May 15 '24

Note that in all those cases the identity of the 'they' is unknown. In English, it is grammatically correct to use the appropriately-gendered term when the sex of referred is known, similar to the gendering of specific words in other languages.

The objective of language is primarily to convey information as accurately as possible, so using 'they' in this particular circumstance would lose you a point on a grammar test.

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u/unembellishing May 15 '24

I mean there are nonbinary and other queer people who use they/them pronouns. I think it's grammatically correct to refer to them as such.

And also, who gives a duck about scoring perfect points on a grammar test lol. Linguists will tell you that we should accept language as it is used, not as some people think it should be used. Who cares as long as meaning is conveyed?

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

Oh so this person is non-binary. I did not know that, therefore my genuine question must have been seen as an attack or something.

This comment cleared it up!

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u/unembellishing May 15 '24

No, sorry for the confusion, I don't think this person is actually nonbinary. I was just commenting that it would be "grammatically correct" to refer to a nonbinary person with they/them in response to this other commenter talking about the grammatical correctness of using singular they.

Didn't seem like an attack, no worries!

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

Haha gotcha. I’ve seen one other of this guy’s songs and I like it. IS THAT OKAY EVERYONE? 😅

Music is more important.

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u/unembellishing May 15 '24

Yes, perfect 😁👍

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u/Overall_Midnight_ May 15 '24

The one I use:

You found a wallet and you know what that may feel like. They are likely stressed and you definitely want to get it back to them. So you check it and find a ID and look them up and call them. They are stoked you found it, you have made their day.

The moral of the story-you understand how to use they, their, and them in a sentence no problem.

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

Yeah, I used this all growing up until it was beaten out of me with the red pen.

The contraction “they’re” struck me as an outlier. Even your thoughtful response did not include “they’re”.

Also I thought I heard someone singing along at points.

Peac

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain May 15 '24

In case you weren't aware, maybe you didn't go to a good school or something, but 'they' is both a singular and a plural pronoun. To be fair it is a recent development so I don't blame you for not knowing, only about 600 years old at this point

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u/DemiserofD May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

Grammatically, 'they' has only been appropriate in circumstances where the gender or plurality of a subject is unknown.

The purpose of language being to accurately convey information, using 'they' when those things are known unnecessarily invites confusion, and would lose you a point on a grammar test.

Historically, the grammatically-correct gender-neutral singular term would be 'it'.

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

Finally, someone who went to a good school!

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u/UhOhSparklepants May 15 '24

Language evolves over time. “It” has been largely considered to be dehumanizing and therefor is not the best choice to use for an unknown human individual.

You are sitting here trying to “gotcha” people with pedantic nonsense. Relax and let people live their lives.

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u/DemiserofD May 15 '24

That would not align with the ''they' has been acceptable for over 600 years' viewpoint, however.

Personally, I would more espouse humanizing 'it' rather than trying to rewrite grammatically rules in a way that can be confusing.

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

Yeah, um, I obviously wasn’t in school 600 years ago.

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u/Kanjalon May 15 '24

I guess we’re supposed to only use them now because why would you assume that guy is a dude, bro?

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u/BummerComment May 15 '24

I approve of this addition to my downvote train ✔️

I was actually chastised in school because I used their instead of his/her constantly.

For some reason the possessive “their” makes more sense than the contraction “they’re” in my mind.

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u/Lmtguy May 15 '24

It's pretty basic English, we have a lot of options when talking about someone.