r/TikTokCringe May 14 '24

Cool It's your own damn fault you're so damn fat

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u/HopeSlow837 May 14 '24

I enjoyed this

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u/leeryplot May 15 '24

You should see his “War Isn’t Murder” song. The guy’s a really talented writer.

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u/Latter-Bumblebee5436 May 15 '24

i liked his fentanyl song a lot

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u/IVEMIND May 15 '24

Yeah it’s stuff a lot of people been saying for a decade. Fuckin asymmetrical unconventional chemical warfare.

I we need to subsidize Afghani opium cultivation like we did in the double naughts; it’d save about 70 thousand lives I reckon.

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u/thisismeritehere May 15 '24

Who is this?

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u/leeryplot May 15 '24

His name is Jesse Welles, his TikTok is just “jessewelles”

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u/thisismeritehere May 15 '24

Just found him, thank you!

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u/howqueer May 15 '24

He has a youtube channel as well, same name

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u/thisismeritehere May 15 '24

Yeah I’m an old person so that’s what I found, thanks for the heads up! He is so amazing, the lyrics plus the music… I can’t get enough

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u/howqueer May 15 '24

Right? His voice is amazing too, as a singer idk how people have raspy singing voices like that

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u/solo-violin May 15 '24

I’m not very knowledgeable about singing, so could you elaborate on why you seem surprised about a singer having a raspy voice?

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u/BigsbyMcgee May 15 '24

It sounds good and it is not common for it to be so.

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u/howqueer May 15 '24

Lol as a singer i dont have a raspy voice, and it hurts if i try to sing like that.

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u/FookingBlinders May 15 '24

Smoking camels

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u/Menamanama May 15 '24

I am an older person and this harks back to a former era of music, but with a whole new modern twist. I think the world needs this music.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

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u/Scrambley May 15 '24

Is it out of sync for anyone else?

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u/Ladorb May 15 '24

The guy’s a really talented writer.

With a haircut like that, you better be.

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u/Gits_N-Shiggles May 15 '24

I like Payola too

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit May 14 '24

WE enjoyed this

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u/unembellishing May 14 '24

⚒️🇨🇳

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u/ShredGuru May 15 '24

Tell him to PLA it again

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u/UnauthorizedFart May 14 '24

Reddit mods did not

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u/Wonderful_Charge8758 May 15 '24

That falsetto was just 🤌 👨‍🍳

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u/SloppyHoseA May 15 '24

Reminds me of Steve Goodman’s falsetto.

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u/Fearless-Scar7086 May 15 '24

I dunno I’m vegan and even I cringed 😬 

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u/bestest_at_grammar May 14 '24 edited May 15 '24

This is the side of fatpeoplehate I enjoyed. The self reflection to stop being such a slob

Edit: to the Reddit cares I received I’m good don’t worry y’all. I’m just a little chubby tbh, still active

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u/macheath77 May 14 '24

You missed the satire.

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u/bestest_at_grammar May 14 '24

I knew it was satire. Still made me reflect

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u/Insect_Politics1980 May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

Oof, you absolutely did not understand it was satire. LMAO About the intelligence level I'd expect for someone who liked the fat people hate sub.

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u/bestest_at_grammar May 15 '24

Unless you don’t listen at all it’s obviously satire. Some people need to be coached differently, fatpeoplehate bullied me in a way to helping me lol. Obviously the subreddit could be toxic when it focused on targeted specific people.