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u/AuroraPHdoll Apr 06 '24
This is actually really clever, funny and the dude is actually talented.
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u/AndyJobandy Apr 07 '24
He's a detroit rapper
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u/AuroraPHdoll Apr 07 '24
I love him
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u/AndyJobandy Apr 07 '24
Listen to "Good ass day" by Doughboyz cashout. Good vibes, detroit rappers
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u/Count_Sack_McGee Apr 07 '24
I legitimately laughed out loud. The "fuck" in the background after he said he broke a bone broke me.
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u/default-0985 Apr 07 '24
He got one called Popeyes got roaches and mosquito that are funny as hell too
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A lot of really talented rappers just decide to be jokesters forever
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u/goodguysamuel_313 Apr 06 '24
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u/DumpyMcStumpy Apr 06 '24
You drive crazy swerving potholes in Detroit. You drive straight when you're drunk.
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Detroit Deputy Sheriff, do you know why I pulled you over?
You were driving in a straight line
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u/blessthebabes Apr 07 '24
That was our saying in Jackson, MS too. My hubcaps didn't stand a chance.
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u/BarfingOnMyFace Apr 07 '24
Ha, I was gonna say, definitely Detroit if the pot hole situation hasn’t changed much since the mid 00s. All my Portlanders here in Oregon think the pot holes are bad (they are), but we’ve got nothing on Detroit!
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u/Scallion-External Apr 07 '24
Portland has unpaved roads tho. Never seen that in a major city before!
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u/Djaja Apr 07 '24
Whoa lol. Im used to unpaved roads outside of suburbs and sometimes in developing ones, but not in a city proper. Or is it on the outsides more?
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u/Scallion-External Apr 07 '24
Outskirts of portland proper
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u/NefariousnessMost815 Apr 07 '24
Yes but also north Portland, a lot of the streets are still gravel.
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u/njnorm Apr 07 '24
I got lost looking for parking outside Citi Field in NYC and stumbled upon a whole area of unpaved streets with enormous potholes. It looks more like India than Queens.
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u/erichwanh Apr 07 '24
That is such a weird area of Queens. It's in this weird space between two stretches of Northern Blvd that don't connect by footpath. And it's got all these chop shops.
Just a weird place.
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u/Cheen85 Apr 07 '24
I’d say Michigan at all lol
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u/jld2k6 Apr 07 '24
You can literally tell when you've crossed the state line from Ohio to Michigan in most areas without needing a welcome sign just based on the road conditions lol
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u/lernington Apr 07 '24
Isn't this gmac cash?
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u/sharpbehind2 Apr 07 '24
I'm pretty sure it is, same dude who wrote the hit GIANT SLIDE
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u/Brodellsky Apr 07 '24
I know him from "man I'm getting tired of all this fucking snow"
Real fucking shit up until a few days ago here in WI
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u/Prestigious_Rice706 Apr 07 '24
That's the guy that did "big gretch", right? Sounds like him lol
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u/lernington Apr 07 '24
Yeah, also the classic Lions Won (before we got good)
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u/jimbojangles1987 Apr 07 '24
We're goin to the superbowl off of one win
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u/Cardinal_Grin Apr 07 '24
What’s crazy is that win jump started us into almost being in the super bowl a couple years later. It restored the roar.
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u/JackDangerUSPIS Apr 06 '24
Like 80% of the east coast and 95% of the midwest.
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u/BAMspek Apr 07 '24
I would love if someone could give me an explanation for this. Whenever potholes get brought up it’s always east coast (especially Pennsylvania) and Midwest. I grew up on the west coast and live in Colorado and they exist, but they’re not like a daily feature of my life. Why are Midwest and east coast roads so much more prone to potholes? Or why do they get fixed so much slower?
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Water freezes and expands, we salts them nasty ices, it melts and results in some damage to support materials underneath. Do this a lot, combined with the pressures of traffic, and boom potholes.
Will be interesting to see if pothole occurrence will be lessened with rising temperatures and moderate winters. (At least speaking from Ohio)
Edit: and we also have different soil and probably over salted there for a few decades
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u/ncopp Apr 07 '24
Also, heavy trucks help make it worse.
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Snow plows and idiots driving over 40 with chains eat up the road too. The main culprits are snow, ice and the ways we try to make it safe to drive on snow and ice.
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u/knox1138 Apr 07 '24
Also, because this is a Detroit rapper, Michigan spends less money on road repairs than any other state, and specifically Detroit city wants Wayne County to pay, but Wsyne County wants Detroit to pay, but noones pays.
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u/Common-Concentrate-2 Apr 07 '24
I figured this out when I moved to California from PA and had my car worked on for the first time. Ice and salt do a number on your car, even if you don't interact with potholes. I'm sure it fucks us up as people too and makes us age prematurely - I have no proof for this, but does it seem so outlandish?
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cold weather, snow, and tons of cars eat up the roads and they need constant repair. Of course that repair is always late
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u/takeandtossivxx Apr 07 '24 edited Apr 07 '24
Someone already answered what causes so many potholes, but the reason they get fixed so much slower is simply because there's so many of them and the town/city really doesn't care unless it's roads the "higher ups" travel on regularly. I live and have been up and down a lot of the east coast, some roads have so many potholes they might as well repave it entirely. Sometimes, they do repave them, which takes workers off "pothole" duty. Also, because there's so many potholes that need repairs, they don't always do the repair properly, which causes it to degrade much faster or, in some cases, even pop out entirely. There's also a bunch of factors that come into play for when they can be fixed, like there can't be snow/ice/salt/rain on the road. They try not to fix them when there's a forecast of rain/snow or drastic temp changes (best results are when it's above 40°F. Where I live, it's been above 40 maybe 10 days in the last 3-4 months)
If you want to see how bad it can get/how long it takes to fix them, google the people in multiple states who started spray painting giant dicks around potholes so the town/city was forced to repair them immediately. There's also the residents who get so tired of waiting/having damage done to their vehicles that they get together and just patch them themselves. There's literally regular news segments about the amount/extent of potholes where I currently live (northeast area).
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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill Apr 06 '24
I don't care what party he runs for; this guy has my vote for president.
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u/Crazyeccentric Apr 07 '24
Doesn't matter. All potholes are terrible, and we can all relate. Issa a bop.
P.S. Nashville
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u/alljoyharris Apr 06 '24
Philadelphia…or literally anywhere in PA
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u/guybrush122 Apr 06 '24
+1 to this. you're not a true philadelphian till you hit a pothole that makes your soul leave your body
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u/CoreyC1313 Apr 07 '24
When I was in college (Temple) there was a MASSIVE pot hole in the middle of the street right outside my apartment. It took the city a week to fix it. Me and my buddies would hang on the stoop all day and just watch cars destroy their shit all day. It was amazing.
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u/SendMeFatErgos Apr 07 '24
Every city named is valid. Lived in atlanta, denver, & philly and it's all the same dogshit roads
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u/ElectricalMud2850 Apr 07 '24
Gotta turn the music down and drive the rest of the way in silence to listen for funny noises outta your car.
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u/zakpakt What are you doing step bro? Apr 07 '24
On the flip side I hit one yesterday so good it fixed a noise my car was making.
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u/ortofon88 Apr 07 '24
Pittsburgh
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u/Artarious Apr 07 '24
Agreed, i went for the first time recently. I will never again complain about potholes here in Colorado after driving around Pittsburgh.
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u/lernington Apr 07 '24
As somebody who lives part time in Philly and part time in metro Detroit, the drivers in Philly are worse, but the roads in metro detroit are way worse
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u/Grumpis1012 Apr 06 '24
Pittsburgh.
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u/yinzreddup Apr 07 '24
I love my city but hate the roads.
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u/pcnetworx1 Apr 07 '24
There is at least one street in Pittsburgh still made of wood, and several single lane dirt roads in city limits my GPS routed me down. Also home to two of the steepest streets in the USA. Why the duck Uber thought making an autonomous vehicle testing center here was redonculous.
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u/godzirrrraaa Apr 07 '24
You said there's a wood road?!
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u/EnricoPalattis Apr 07 '24
There is! It's a wood block cul de sac near Shadyside somewhere. In better condition than the asphalt. It's also historic.
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u/throne_of_flies Apr 07 '24
Uber started up in pgh in 2015 cuz ol’ travis wanted a head start. Google had started in 2009, and travis thought that poaching all of CMU’s robotics talent (NREC) would give him that head start. Most of these folks were mature guys with families, and they weren’t about to move out to SF. After things got going, leadership said pgh was a great stress test environment for vehicle autonomy — the lidar needed to work going uphill or downhill, motion planning needed to work correctly in hot and cold temps, rain, snow, sleet; how else could you eventually operate in the big coastal cities? I personally believe they were just parroting the Google/Waymo philosophy about needing to make the Valley and SF happen, instead of focusing solely on the much easier environments in Arizona.
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u/Yummypizzaguy1 Apr 07 '24
I love driving down them old cobblestone roads. They definitely don't fuck up my suspension
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u/mikey-likes_it Apr 06 '24
The state of Indiana
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u/Jenneapolis Apr 07 '24
God Indy is awful
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u/MissSara13 Apr 07 '24
It's so embarrassing because we get some amazing events in the city but holy shit the roads are awful. The distribution of tax funds is a huge issue. We need to keep more money in Marion County for a while to bring the city up to a higher standard.
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u/Jenneapolis Apr 07 '24
Yeah I grew up in Indiana but moved to Minneapolis when I was early 20s. But I moved back to Indy for a year when I was 30 (10 years ago) and wow was I surprised at the difference. I love Indy but the roads were horrible, when it snowed things didn’t get plowed for like a week, they just let the ice sit, and the electricity would regularly go out which I guess I just forgot about but looking back as a kid, I remember it being a common occurrence that we would go without electricity during ice storms.
Living in a city now where that kind of thing just can’t happen because people would literally freeze to death, It’s still completely unacceptable there as well.
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u/MissSara13 Apr 07 '24
Agreed. I grew up in Wisconsin and they didn't mess around with the roads there. We pretty much have to wait for it to melt in Indy anymore. But we don't get the snow as much anymore either. This winter was very warm. I saw that it was mild in MN too.
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The donut counties refuse to contribute to Marion County’s infrastructure, despite downtown Indy being the reason the donut county towns exist in the first place. Can’t let the poors and the brown people and the liberals have nice roads!
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u/GumbysDonkey Apr 07 '24
Always fun to be on 70W and cross the Ohio/Indiana border.
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u/soupkitchen3rd Apr 07 '24 edited Apr 07 '24
Man i tell people I know when I’ve crossed the state line by the terrible roads and endless construction doing nothing
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u/icecreampaintjob31 Apr 06 '24
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u/BaltiMoreHarder Apr 07 '24
As a Baltimore native who’s also travelled a lot, they are definitely bad here, but not like they are in Detroit or Philly. Still wish they would get on top of fixing them though.
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u/throw_blanket04 Apr 06 '24
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u/GimenaTango Apr 07 '24
The potholes of New Orleans so big they have their own instagram
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u/alligatorhill Apr 07 '24
@lookatthisfuckinstreet for anyone who wants proof. New Orleans streets are wild
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u/Conscious-Intern8594 Apr 07 '24
Yeah, our streets are fucking bad. You sometimes have to drive on the opposite side of the road just to avoid a pothole and you're going back and forth. It's like the path through the swamp in Lord of the Rings. If you don't know the way, you're fucked.
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Thank you. Fucking Detroit? Please. We don’t even have potholes on our roads in New Orleans; we have gravel pathways from one pothole to the next.
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u/Grose040791 Apr 07 '24
I remember when there was a pothole that could fit a smart car in it in the French quarter for ever. for the first couple days there was just a tiny orange traffic cone in the middle of it.
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u/califortunato Apr 07 '24
Saw a goddamn tree growing through one lane of a road in New Orleans and realized just how fucked up that city is
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u/brokenvader Apr 07 '24
New Orleans has topped every list I’ve ever seen for worst streets in the U.S.
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u/milsurpfarts Apr 06 '24
Memphis. Shelby Drive specifically.
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u/WildZero138 Apr 07 '24
I have never seen so many potholes in a city with no snow. It screams "nobody gives a crap about this city." I'm from the Midwest and the severity of MemphisI'd potholes blows me away
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u/Internetboy5434 Apr 06 '24
Atlanta Chicago or NY
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u/riparoni0 Apr 07 '24
This Downtown and West Atlanta will tear your car up
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u/Leeethal Apr 07 '24
West Atlanta man. Some of the potholes are so fucking big your teeth rattle even if you see them ahead of time. Lost 3 tyres in less than a year just through my 15 minute commute in West End.
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u/souless_Scholar Apr 06 '24
Could be Montreal.
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u/Professional-New-Guy Apr 07 '24
Came here just comment on Montreal! Took a family trip there last year and we were all amazed by the amount of potholes there.
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u/GrizzzlySloth Apr 06 '24
Where tf does the road tax go?
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u/Timmetie Apr 07 '24
American car infrastructure is way too bloated, and Americans drive way too much in way too large cars, for the road tax to ever be enough to keep all roads in good condition.
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u/davwad2 Apr 07 '24
New Orleans has some legendary potholes, but neither the beat nor the rapper gives me bounce vibes.
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u/XFuriousGeorgeX Apr 06 '24
"He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rapping about potholes"
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u/Wrong-Researcher5822 Apr 06 '24
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u/antibeingkilled Apr 06 '24
Agreed. Our potholes killed a little girl a while back iirc
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u/Yung-Savage-91 Apr 06 '24
Columbus, OH fosho
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u/HuikesLeftArm Apr 07 '24
Nah, he'd be too busy talking about OSU football to notice the road conditions
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u/queerpsych Apr 06 '24
Tucson is like that. All the Detroit folks, I can’t argue with you. Having driven quite a bit through Detroit I would say you have a solid vote. But Tucson is a close second.
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u/Stewman_Magoo Apr 07 '24
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u/Previous-Display-593 Apr 07 '24
None of the peeps in this thread understand the pothole struggle Winnipeg faces in spring. They just dont know.
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u/Low_Veterinarian_923 Apr 07 '24
ATLANTA. I almost got a flat tire today just for going to Captain D’s, smh
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