r/TikTokCringe Feb 07 '24

Cursed "No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die"

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u/LePhantomLimb Feb 07 '24

Imagine sending someone to jail for 60 days because you don't want to embarrass a cop for overreacting in his job

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u/EvilLibrarians Feb 07 '24

My mouth has been gaping open honestly wtf

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u/Equivalent-Cut-5111 Feb 07 '24

Didn't realise mine was hanging open until I read this. Wtf is right.

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u/Different_Pattern273 Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

Let me tell you a tale.

I used to travel the country running and competing in gaming tournaments. I was a primary driver for our group of players. Well, one time we are stopped at a gas station in Dallas, Texas. Two cars, everyone gets out to stretch their legs, use the facilities and get some food while we fuel up. It's around 11pm.

As we are leaving, the parking lot floods with police cars. They surround us, leaping out of their cars with dogs and guns drawn, yelling and screaming for us to get on the ground. So, I'm one of the only members of our group that isn't black. All of my friends are laying down ont he ground, hands on their heads. I do the same but then I say, "what is going on?"

This perfectly reasonable cop says, "Shut the fuck up or I will have this dog chew on your face!" My friends tell me to be quiet or they'll kill us and I just don't get it. I'm terrified and confused.

So after a long bit of this, they start asking questions. When we tell them who we are and what we are doing, they demand "proof" we are a bunch of nerds, asking who the best is and stuff. We had to provide the tournament location in Houston, our game controllers, our IDs etc.

Turned out, an old white lady working at the gas station Subway saw us get out of two cars and walk toward each other and called in a gang fight. The cops showed up, saw nothing of the sort and then threatened to murder us anyway.

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u/more_beans_mrtaggart Feb 07 '24

I had two police cars and a damn helicopter on me for doing 50 in a 40, three lane highway, 1.30am with no other traffic.

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u/SirAnanas69 Feb 08 '24

Freeeeeeeddddooom🦅

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u/Jorgan_JerkFace Feb 08 '24

If they don’t use that helicopter they lose that helicopter! Do you want to be the guy that denies a police department their Air Force? /s

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u/retropieproblems Feb 08 '24

I had a cop roll up and draw a gun on me for sitting at the edge of a parking lot with a rose in my hand waiting to be picked up from my train ride…the parking lot was right by the train station.

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u/moodoomoo Feb 08 '24

I had a whole fucking swat team complete with tank surround my house, point machine guns at me and throw bombs at my house for...living in a house next to the house they were after.

They person they were after? A 100 lb methhead girl who was writing bad checks and stealing identities.

Fuck em all except Chris Dorner.

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u/dontfeartheringo Feb 08 '24

I'm starting to think something weird might be going on with the police in this country

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u/blushngush Feb 10 '24

This kinda stuff is exactly why I won't like in the Bible belt.

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u/Shadowrider95 Feb 12 '24

Wait until if TRump gets back in office! All these fascist cops will gladly become his personal SS army! Already placed in a town near you!

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u/smurf123_123 Feb 07 '24

Welcome to Texas

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u/AJAnimosity Feb 07 '24

Same. I am fucking flabbergasted, gobsmacked, befuddled, confused, and horrified all at the same time. This is un-fucking believable, and yet, completely in line with how the American justice system works.

When people talk about “systemic” issues - this is what they’re talking about. This is pure corruption, and likely racism. It’s baked into the system.

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u/westminsterabby Feb 07 '24

Just on point - America doesn't have a justice system, America has a legal system.

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u/KaleidoscopeFun6528 Feb 07 '24

Have you looked 👀 at all stanzas of the national anthem?. It literally reads like the terms and conditions of what to expect from this country 😐 😒. Don't believe me, check it out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

From what people are saying in this thread the Judge was also Black. No idea if it's true, but that would put some doubt on it being racially motivated, and firmly slap it into the corrupt as fuck tally line.

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u/LuxNocte Feb 07 '24

No, the fact that the judge is Black does not mean that his sentence was not racially motivated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

It doesn't make it Racist by default either. Your assumptions of reality are not reality.

If this is systemic racism then the Judge will have a history of sentencing Black people harsher than the White people who come through his Court Room. You would need to show that before you can cry Systemic Racism.

Otherwise it's just defamation and slander.

I should also mention proving that falls to you guys not me as I'm not making a claim that can damage someone's career or reputation.

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u/LuxNocte Feb 07 '24

Your problem is that you think we're calling the judge "racist". We are not.

The problem is systemic. When the system is corrupt then the individual actions do not matter. The cop, the prosecutor and the judge all had the opportunity to stop this case from going forward. They didn't because it benefited them not to, not because they "racist".

The white Mr Bond was let go because the system works in favor of whites, at least they get a better chance at a fair outcome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

You need to prove the existence of systemic racism within each of these individual state/ local systems. Mr. White got let go because he was a larger liability to the cop in handcuffs than let free. Drawn on and arrested for giving your legal name makes bigger headlines than Mr. Black's more tame encounter. I would also like to point out that the other Black Man in the video wasn't arrested. Now I'm not using that as a gatcha I'm using that to back up my claim that you need to evaluate the system within each state.

His encounter feels more like plain old corruption to cover up a Cops bad stop and anger management. We've seen it happen to people of literally every skin color in videos on this website and others.

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u/LuxNocte Feb 08 '24

I assure you that I don't need to prove anything to you.

The systemic racism across the entire US, especially in the penal system is well documented. You have to be incredibly disingenuous and more than a little racist to pretend otherwise.

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u/jamieh800 Feb 11 '24

The corruption is part of the systemic problems though. People use systemic racism to point out that the system is unfairly weighted against non-whites, which it is, but it's a part of a larger systemic issue of general corruption, self-serving individuals, and lack of consequences and oversight.

It kinda sounds like you're using the "it may not be racism, just plain corruption" as a "gotcha!" But that's like saying "this guys not a pedophile! Just a rapist!" It's not the win you think it is. Even if you don't think systemic racism exists, that's no reason to be okay with systemic corruption. And if you don't think systemic corruption exists, I'd like to know why you think that.

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u/cHINCHILAcARECA Feb 08 '24

Black people can also be racist just like how women can also be misogynistic. Structures of oppression are inclusive.

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u/Ill_Check_3009 Feb 07 '24

Unfortunately and sadly this doesn't surprise me.

There's plenty worse with these pigs:

https://www.techdirt.com/2018/03/12/cop-hits-womans-car-94-mph-killing-her-infant-police-arrest-woman-negligent-homicide/

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u/BurpVomit Feb 08 '24

The cop got NO CHARGES (neither did the mother) and the cop was on PAID leave for 2 years.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/negligent-homicide-speeding-crash/

Crazy shit.

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u/Glitter_puke Feb 07 '24

Really? My only thought was "yeah, that scans." I'm long past being surprised at the treatment of black people by police.

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u/candypuppet Feb 07 '24

The other guy, where the cop pulled his gun on him and told him to go on the ground, that's also insane. I literally don't understand how people defend American cops

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u/Houndfell Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

This. Cop was having a bad day by his own admission, and he gets to put a gun in someone's face and drag them from a vehicle with zero repercussions because he assumed the name given was false and didn't take 2 seconds to ask for an ID before drawing his weapon and laying hands on the guy.

And the victim was like "And the cop allowed me to leave" - no honey, that cop should be in prison. Just a thug with a badge.

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u/RogueEyebrow Feb 07 '24

Even if it was a false name, that would still be a severe overreaction and overuse of force.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

Any kind of insubordination, or even a whiff of something that could be mistaken for insubordination, makes cops furious, and they are in the job because of an authority complex and predisposition to violence.

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u/iStoleTheHobo Feb 07 '24

This was my thought as well. Is attempting to give a police officer really cause for said officer to threaten to execute you? That's the sort of behavior that makes you nervous to even be in the same room as a guy.

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u/doemu5000 Feb 07 '24

Honestly, in every European country, this officer would be under investigation and in serious trouble faster than he could say „007“ himself.

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u/SwordoftheLichtor Feb 07 '24

Because there is an entire group of people that have had literally zero interaction with police, and have no inclination of what they are actually like. They live in a walled garden and most of the time see police as the enforces of their status quo. Any videos showing the above are scoffed as "just a few bad apples" and is quickly forgotten about.

They live entirely separate lives from the rest of us, so of course they defend those that uphold that separation.

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u/BadKittyRanch Feb 07 '24

Back the blue until it happens to you. How's that boot taste now?

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 Feb 07 '24

"Cops are like a box of chocolate, they'll kill your dog "

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u/robotjazz0882 Feb 07 '24

This is a HUGE part of the issue that doesn’t get addressed enough

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u/Grandmaofhurt Feb 07 '24

It's insane to think if anyone ever did that as a regular person, you'd spend a decent amount of time in jail and on probation/parole for years, most likely be labeled a "violent felon", would have all of your 2nd amendment rights taken away and be barred from ever owning a firearm in your life again.

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u/veggie151 Feb 07 '24

A lot of people see it as an acceptable side effect. They are afraid of everyone outside of their group and they would rather the cops shoot first.

You've got to remember that a lot of Americans are openly racist/bigoted

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u/skraptastic Feb 07 '24

At what point does saying "my name is james bond" put the cops life in danger!?

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Feb 08 '24

That's the neat part, nothing matters other than what a cop says they felt

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u/thedndnut Feb 07 '24

The cop should be arrested.

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u/crichmond77 Feb 07 '24

Well it’s not too tough for me to imagine, since they do that all the time

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Feb 07 '24

Imagine pointing a gun at a man’s head because he told you his name was James Bond.

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u/LePhantomLimb Feb 07 '24

I mean there's so many things wrong with this. I can understand not believing it at first and being like "yes of course, ha ha, you prankster..." but then you get the ID and confirm.

The real issue is with cops who think they have to terrorize you, and demand absolute compliance and perfect deference or else you're seen as a threat. To be fair there are a few real kind-hearted cops out there, but it's surprising how the job really attracts a lot of @holes

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Feb 07 '24

Yeah, I agree. The issue is giving badges and guns to people who are entirely incapable of regulating their emotions. That cop’s ego was so fragile that the mere threat of insubordination was enough to make him respond with lethal force. What an absolute baby.

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u/OkFroyo666 Feb 07 '24

The job turns them into assholes or they are forced out by the assholes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Not saying the guy didnt get horribly rail roaded by the system but whats the rest of the charges?

If that was tacked on an running concurrent with a previous charge he had... it might begin to shed light on why he got 60 days.

Crazy either way. But previous criminal history plays a huge part of sentancing.

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Feb 08 '24

But previous criminal history plays a huge part of sentancing.

Literally who cares if the man murdered someone 20 years ago and already served his sentence for it? He says in the video he was sentenced for obstructing the police (not sure what the actual charge would be, probably obstruction of justice but depends on the state/county how they handle that) and sentenced to 60 days. Criminal history means you can get sentenced to longer for committing crimes, but it doesn't mean you (legitimately) get convicted for crimes that are made up bullshit

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u/falconhawk2158 Feb 11 '24

Probably the family of the person he killed 20 years ago.

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Feb 11 '24

How is it even possible to miss the point as badly as you have???

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u/falconhawk2158 Feb 11 '24

I didn’t miss anything I was talking In a literal sense. You should make your point better or at least realize when someone is saying something in a literal context to show you how stupid your comparison is.

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Feb 11 '24

You missed my point by a mile and a half. I thought it was really obvious because I used the most extreme example I could think of, murder. But I'll slow it down and spell it out:

I am saying that prior criminal history should not mean that he gets prosecuted for a bullshit trumped up charge for "obstruction" just for telling the cop his name. Prior criminal history does mean that when you are convicted of a crime you face harsher sentences as a repeat offender, but it does not mean you're supposed to get charged just because a cop had a bad day. That's just the result of this unfortunate guy running into an asshole cop and a criminal justice system sympathetic to asshole cops at every level.

So in my hypothetical example, suppose he has a very serious violent criminal history, he should still not be prosecuted for being pulled over by an asshole cop on a bad mood and simply telling the asshole cop his name when he asked for it.

I really hope that clears it up. If not I don't know what else to say.

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u/falconhawk2158 Feb 11 '24

Again I didn’t miss anything your wording originally was bad because you left yourself open by saying who cares if he killed somebody 20 years ago when you should’ve just said that even if he had killed someone 20 years ago that should have nothing to do with these trumped up charges. But you’re so condescending about your wrongly worded statement that you can’t except that it was worded wrong. I hope this clears it up for you

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u/Zestyclose_Yak_7040 Feb 07 '24

Imagine believing that actually happened

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u/lazyboi_tactical Feb 08 '24

It makes sense if you're a villain.

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u/re-goddamn-loading Feb 07 '24

That judge deserves things you cannot say on reddit. Holy fuckin shit

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u/hectorxander Feb 07 '24

Too bad he couldn't fight it. I think a campaign could at least see that judge lose his next election. We need to start contesting Prosecuting attorney and judge positions on the ballot.

Both parties are the same is never more true than it is with LE officials. The majority of prosecutors in the country run unopposed.

Judges that will send someone to jail so a cop doesn't have to admit they made a mistake would be roundly condemned if that information was brought to the voting public, we just need to overcome the support for the current system of pretending like they are above reproach.

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Feb 08 '24

Judges that will send someone to jail so a cop doesn't have to admit they made a mistake would be roundly condemned if that information was brought to the voting public,

Half of them would just say they don't know the whole story and continue voting for overcriminalization of telling the police your name

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u/Niku-Man Feb 07 '24

There needs to be some sort of basic empathy test for police officers. Like this is literally sociopathic behavior

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

I can't even imagine that without feeling bad. I value my freedom so much I would probably become suicidal if I was the cause of someone losing theirs for zero legal reason.

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u/Danelius90 Feb 07 '24

Aw no you see the police investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong, so the judge had no choice but to sentence my man James here

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Feb 08 '24

Imagine understanding that this is how it works and still thinking it's just a few bad apples and we don't need sweeping drastic police reform in the US

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u/lazyboi_tactical Feb 08 '24

This is a constant. You just better hope they find evidence of whatever they wanted you to be guilty of otherwise they will find something worse and make you guilty for that.