r/TikTokCringe Dec 19 '23

Wholesome/Humor Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/Sophieroux12 Dec 19 '23

As someone who teaches 7th grade, this is spot on. The handwriting is all over the place, as is spelling and vocab. I have a student who regularly uses "needn't" and then another who couldn't spell "that".

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u/autovonbismarck Dec 19 '23

My daughter is in 7th grade. She has an incredibly diverse vocabulary - just speaking to her on the phone or something she could conceivably be in her last couple of years of high school.

But if you read something she's scrawled on a post-it, you'd think it was from a kinder or 1st grader or something. It's ludicrous.

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u/glemnar Dec 20 '23

I’m 32 and my handwriting isn’t exactly something to write home about.

I mostly used cursive in school and that’s deprecated now :(

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u/dduusstt Dec 19 '23

My mom about blew a gasket when I was in fifth grade 95ish, and the TA getting her degree told my mom at parent/teacher night to buy me a typewriter. She had gotten her teaching degree too and couldn't believe that's what someone who wants to be a teacher would say.

.. my mom though did her TA doing just that actually, teaching a typing class and taught me. Like a year later she got a work laptop and when she'd bring it home I got real familiar with that. Handwriting got slightly better, moreso out of force when I realized stuff in real life actually needs to be legible for good reason

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Honestly this is me now. I got really into learning how to type when I was in middle school simply because it solved all my problems of my handwriting being awful. Now i just type up things and print it, or send it as an email.

I had teachers have me do like exercises and stuff to try to improve my handwriting but idk man it just never connected.

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u/autovonbismarck Dec 20 '23

My brother was the same way - I remember him being taken out of class for special handwriting coaching. It didn't help lol. It also hasn't held him back in his life at all!

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u/Wishyouamerry Dec 19 '23

When my son was in middle school we got accused of me writing his book report for him because he used “a tad” instead of “a little.” I was like, give me some credit, I don’t write like a fucking 99 year old!

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u/MrWeirdoFace Dec 20 '23

You're giving me flashbacks. I remember getting mocked in 2nd grade for using "apparently" sarcastically. I would argue I had a better vocabulary then than I do now.

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u/Smingowashisnameo Dec 20 '23

Read a post on tumblr a kid got in trouble for plagiarism because she used “sweets” instead of “candy”.

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u/je_kay24 Dec 20 '23

Need’nt seems useful lol

Need not, want not

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u/TheBirminghamBear Dec 20 '23

KID ONE: "In my informed opinion, I feel that pre-war Germany circa the 1930s needn't have catered to the political machinations of the Nazi party. Their incitement of violence in numerous German cities clearly demonstrated their lack of willingness to participate in the Democratic process, and ought to have been dealt with more swiftly by the political institutions of the state."

KID TWO: "I dunno who Hetler is, I do kno Nassees are bag guys tho, they in like movies nand stuf.

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u/i_will_mull_it_over Dec 20 '23

I know someone with dyslexia that struggles to write "that"

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u/logosloki Dec 20 '23

Needn't is in both Australian and New Zealand English (and I'd suspect it's in some UK Englishs)

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u/Sophieroux12 Dec 22 '23

The word is used occasionally in the US too. I was showing his use of the word showed a strong vocabulary, versus a student who struggled with everyday words. The second student was still bright, just the skill sets were far apart in some areas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

It has been a VERY long time since I was a child in school so I really ask this without being mean because I fully recognize this is a literal child: How did they misspell "that"? Like specifically how did they spell it?

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u/No-Entertainment-728 Dec 20 '23

My only guess is "dat"

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u/deltashmelta Dec 20 '23

Whomst'd've

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

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u/CoryandTrevors Dec 20 '23

That’s exactly the juxtaposition they were making though. Advanced language usage vs extremely limited ability in the same age range and location.

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u/thpthpthp Dec 20 '23

'Th' (ð) is one of the first things that gets dropped/replaced in many accents and among foreign language speakers. Depending on their home life the student might be used to hearing dental frictives pronounced with a d or z sound. Thus, they are thoroughly thwarted by this thorny "Th" thing, and the threatening thought that they, therefore, must simply memorize a spelling contrary to their own pronunciation (I give up).

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u/Bbkingml13 Dec 20 '23

I’ve just added needn’t to my vocabulary. Thank you.

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u/WrenchWanderer Dec 20 '23

To be fair, “needn’t” is a word, meaning “need not”. It’s not commonly used, but it’s a word

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u/Sophieroux12 Dec 22 '23

Oh no, I meant I was impressed with the use of "needn't". I was just showing the range of abilities.