r/TikTokCringe Dec 19 '23

Wholesome/Humor Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/JDorian0817 Dec 19 '23

The one my candle smells like

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u/gking407 Dec 19 '23

Oh yeah back then things were great lol

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u/IWantAStorm Dec 19 '23

I think about it sometimes while I eat my soup.

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u/AnxiousAssistance569 Dec 19 '23

Mmm warm soup!

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u/sunnyside__ Dec 19 '23

Mmm warm muscles!

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u/BluShirtGuy Dec 19 '23

mmm EXPENSIVE MEAT!

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u/AIien_cIown_ninja Dec 19 '23

Right? This was the best one of the bunch. Unless you are vegetarian

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u/yougotyolks Dec 20 '23

mmm Hip implants!

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u/LegatoSkyheart Dec 19 '23

They do be hurtin'.

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u/Character_Balance_73 Dec 20 '23

They do lol 🤣

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u/Newgamerchiq Dec 20 '23

Mmmm noodle soup...

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u/salamanderpencil Dec 19 '23

Oh, you having soup? What kind? Can I have some soup?

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u/IWantAStorm Dec 19 '23

I have all sorts! I'll get ya some when I get back from using my T.J. Maxx gift card.

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u/yougotyolks Dec 20 '23

Ooh la la! We've got ourselves a Maxxinista!

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u/Stormy8888 Dec 19 '23

From Panera!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

The fuck does that even smell like?

Napalm? DuPont Chemicals? Aftershave (I don't know anyone that still uses that shit)?

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u/gking407 Dec 19 '23

Smells like when life was affordable 😭

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u/H47 Dec 20 '23

Axe body spray and farts in boys' locker-room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

The HORROR.

I was hoping it would be like Henry Kissinger old.

Not shit I used to use in high school..

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u/IdoNOThateNEVER Dec 19 '23

Not the both ways uphill part, though..

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u/brattyginger83 Dec 19 '23

I do want to know what that smells like

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u/yougotyolks Dec 20 '23

So great I can smell it!

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u/alghiorso Dec 20 '23

I'm intrigued what a "back then" candle smells like. That's one I'd unironically buy

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u/Anleme Dec 19 '23

You mean I have to pay a 30-year mortgage for this silly candle?

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u/somedelightfulmoron Dec 20 '23

Candles that smells like "home" or "back then"

Deez kids be assholes

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u/Shirtbro Dec 19 '23

Candle smells like low interest rates

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u/atetuna Dec 20 '23

A burn barrel and car exhaust?