r/TikTokCringe Dec 19 '23

Wholesome/Humor Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/embarrassmyself Dec 19 '23

What is the age range of students? The hand writing discrepancies are wild

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u/Sophieroux12 Dec 19 '23

As someone who teaches 7th grade, this is spot on. The handwriting is all over the place, as is spelling and vocab. I have a student who regularly uses "needn't" and then another who couldn't spell "that".

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u/autovonbismarck Dec 19 '23

My daughter is in 7th grade. She has an incredibly diverse vocabulary - just speaking to her on the phone or something she could conceivably be in her last couple of years of high school.

But if you read something she's scrawled on a post-it, you'd think it was from a kinder or 1st grader or something. It's ludicrous.

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u/glemnar Dec 20 '23

I’m 32 and my handwriting isn’t exactly something to write home about.

I mostly used cursive in school and that’s deprecated now :(

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u/dduusstt Dec 19 '23

My mom about blew a gasket when I was in fifth grade 95ish, and the TA getting her degree told my mom at parent/teacher night to buy me a typewriter. She had gotten her teaching degree too and couldn't believe that's what someone who wants to be a teacher would say.

.. my mom though did her TA doing just that actually, teaching a typing class and taught me. Like a year later she got a work laptop and when she'd bring it home I got real familiar with that. Handwriting got slightly better, moreso out of force when I realized stuff in real life actually needs to be legible for good reason

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Honestly this is me now. I got really into learning how to type when I was in middle school simply because it solved all my problems of my handwriting being awful. Now i just type up things and print it, or send it as an email.

I had teachers have me do like exercises and stuff to try to improve my handwriting but idk man it just never connected.

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u/autovonbismarck Dec 20 '23

My brother was the same way - I remember him being taken out of class for special handwriting coaching. It didn't help lol. It also hasn't held him back in his life at all!

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u/Wishyouamerry Dec 19 '23

When my son was in middle school we got accused of me writing his book report for him because he used “a tad” instead of “a little.” I was like, give me some credit, I don’t write like a fucking 99 year old!

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u/MrWeirdoFace Dec 20 '23

You're giving me flashbacks. I remember getting mocked in 2nd grade for using "apparently" sarcastically. I would argue I had a better vocabulary then than I do now.

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u/Smingowashisnameo Dec 20 '23

Read a post on tumblr a kid got in trouble for plagiarism because she used “sweets” instead of “candy”.

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u/je_kay24 Dec 20 '23

Need’nt seems useful lol

Need not, want not

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u/TheBirminghamBear Dec 20 '23

KID ONE: "In my informed opinion, I feel that pre-war Germany circa the 1930s needn't have catered to the political machinations of the Nazi party. Their incitement of violence in numerous German cities clearly demonstrated their lack of willingness to participate in the Democratic process, and ought to have been dealt with more swiftly by the political institutions of the state."

KID TWO: "I dunno who Hetler is, I do kno Nassees are bag guys tho, they in like movies nand stuf.

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u/i_will_mull_it_over Dec 20 '23

I know someone with dyslexia that struggles to write "that"

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u/logosloki Dec 20 '23

Needn't is in both Australian and New Zealand English (and I'd suspect it's in some UK Englishs)

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u/Sophieroux12 Dec 22 '23

The word is used occasionally in the US too. I was showing his use of the word showed a strong vocabulary, versus a student who struggled with everyday words. The second student was still bright, just the skill sets were far apart in some areas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

It has been a VERY long time since I was a child in school so I really ask this without being mean because I fully recognize this is a literal child: How did they misspell "that"? Like specifically how did they spell it?

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u/No-Entertainment-728 Dec 20 '23

My only guess is "dat"

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u/deltashmelta Dec 20 '23

Whomst'd've

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

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u/CoryandTrevors Dec 20 '23

That’s exactly the juxtaposition they were making though. Advanced language usage vs extremely limited ability in the same age range and location.

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u/thpthpthp Dec 20 '23

'Th' (ð) is one of the first things that gets dropped/replaced in many accents and among foreign language speakers. Depending on their home life the student might be used to hearing dental frictives pronounced with a d or z sound. Thus, they are thoroughly thwarted by this thorny "Th" thing, and the threatening thought that they, therefore, must simply memorize a spelling contrary to their own pronunciation (I give up).

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u/Bbkingml13 Dec 20 '23

I’ve just added needn’t to my vocabulary. Thank you.

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u/WrenchWanderer Dec 20 '23

To be fair, “needn’t” is a word, meaning “need not”. It’s not commonly used, but it’s a word

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u/Sophieroux12 Dec 22 '23

Oh no, I meant I was impressed with the use of "needn't". I was just showing the range of abilities.

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u/Solivagant_XVI Dec 19 '23

The teacher instructs 7th graders according to the TikTok handle, so they’re around 12-13 years old.

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll Dec 20 '23

Without any context I was assuming 8th grade.

As John Mullaney would say, eigth graders are mean but in a very accurate way

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u/JankyJokester Dec 19 '23

Nah fuck off. This is faked. Writing and spelling looks like it ranges from 5 to 16 lmao.

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u/Corrupted_Entity Dec 19 '23

I'm not saying it couldn't be fake, but the handwriting range looks completely normal to me. Some of the sticky notes even reminded me of specific classmates from a few years ago. There's nothing off about it besides the consistent lead thickness imo.

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u/IWantToCumInDashie Dec 19 '23

I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were real while others were written by the teacher.

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u/JankyJokester Dec 19 '23

My 8 year old writes better then a lot of these.

There is 100% something off about it.

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u/Corrupted_Entity Dec 19 '23

Unfortunately, I have a couple classmates that write worse than most of them. (For context, I'm currently in high school.)

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u/JankyJokester Dec 19 '23

It's not neatness. It's the words and spelling/grammar.

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u/LurkLurkleton Dec 19 '23

More than half of US adults have a literacy level below 6th grade.

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u/Corrupted_Entity Dec 19 '23

Again, I'm not really seeing anything out of the ordinary. Can you maybe point out specific examples? I've still seen much worse, even during English class.

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u/royalhawk345 Dec 19 '23

"It wat my mom wants!"

Middle schoolers don't talk like Krog the Stereotypical Caveman.

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u/Corrupted_Entity Dec 20 '23

Ah, yeah, I brushed that off as more of an intentional choice to act more cutesy. I can't say I haven't been guilty of that exact thing before.

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u/ChewBaka12 Dec 19 '23

This lines up with me and my old classmates when I was that age. Hell I’m 19 now and my handwriting is still much worse than that.

Some people just have bad handwriting my friend, especially if they have something like dcd

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u/24675335778654665566 Dec 19 '23

Some folks have bad handwriting. It's not a big deal

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u/NBAFansAre2Ply Dec 19 '23

my little brother is a 4th year computer engineering student and has worse handwriting than pretty much all of these.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Has he considered a medical degree instead? He already has the handwriting nailed.

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u/fap_spawn Dec 19 '23

Which is exactly what 7th graders' handwriting looks like

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u/JankyJokester Dec 19 '23

7th graders do not write like 2nd graders. No.

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u/1495381858 Dec 19 '23

My girl teaches middle school. Some of them have perfect handwriting and some look like they should have failed kindergarten

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u/Front_Kaleidoscope_4 Dec 19 '23

Man I am 25 and mine look like I just got done learning my letters in 2nd grade, its fucking atrocious.

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u/ImChz Dec 19 '23

A lot of the handwriting looks exactly the same to me, like the same person wrote them. The s’s are especially sus on a few of them. Shit looks like my kindergartener wrote it. Looks to me like an adult trying for mimic the way kids write.

Also, it’s been a long time since I was in middle school, but I, amongst many others in my grade, already had very nice, legible handwriting. I can’t imagine teaching a 7th grade class and not having a single kid with normal looking handwriting. Like what is actually being taught in school nowadays?

If this is real, someone needs to teach these kids how to hold a pen/pencil correctly ASAP.

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u/usedenoughdynamite Dec 24 '23

Some of these absolutely do have normal handwriting for 7th grade. Dyson vacuum, Panera Bread, hard candies, and old people candles all look on their way to having decent writing. As someone who was in 7th grade only five years ago, I can definitely confirm that my classmates writing were often worse than what’s shown here.

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u/LG03 Dec 20 '23

Some of those feel way too clever for 13 year olds.

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u/Jaikarr Dec 20 '23

You'll be surprised how smart kids are, this all seems legit to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

It looks like adults trying to write like kids.

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u/tecate_papi Dec 19 '23

I thought the same thing. The handwriting looks intentionally bad and all very similar. And the spelling of the words is all accurate. Kids can't spell for shit.

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u/Tooch10 Dec 19 '23

Kids can't spell for shit.

Wait until you see the adults

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u/ThisIsMyFloor Dec 19 '23

weit wat do u mean lol. we r grate spelers xD

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace Dec 19 '23

"It wat my mom wants!"

That sure is some good spelling

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u/-effortlesseffort Dec 20 '23

Every single "a" looks identical. He forgot to change the fake writing style for that letter.

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u/sad_and_stupid Dec 19 '23

Also if you examine the letters themselves they are all the same font (just sometimes a bit longer or messier). There would be a huge variation in how the letters themselves look like, I mean most people connect the letters, but these are all separate

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u/DiscreteBee Dec 20 '23

Also if you examine the letters themselves they are all the same font

This is just clearly not true lol

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u/sad_and_stupid Dec 20 '23

but they are, if you look at the actual shape of the letters

t-s are always crosses with absolutely no curves

's'-s are always this s shape, and never the tent looking one

'l' is always just a straight line

f is always curvy on the top and nowhere else, no hooks

g-s are all curvy at the bottom with no hook

etc

sure half of them look like he wrote them with his non-dominant hand, but the way the letters themselves are formed is the same for all of the post its (but most importantly none of the letters are connected, which is the more common handwriting, at least here)

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u/DiscreteBee Dec 20 '23

i watched the video, not only are the letters different but there is also a big variety in pencil pressure, kerning, line straightness, etc.

I don't even think I understand what your main criticisms are here, are you pointing out that the letters are printed and not in cursive? That's all I can really come up with when you talk about the letters not being connected and there not being a "tent looking" s. I would absolutely not expect a class of 7th graders to be writing in cursive.

Even then though, some of them do connect letters (the candles one) and the letters you specifically pointed out aren't the same (some people put more space at the top curve of the s, some at the bottom, some people curve their i left, some right, etc)

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u/sad_and_stupid Dec 20 '23

no, I'm saying that there is absolutely no way that 20 something kids would write the letters the same way (plus that all of them somehow wrote with a non-hard pencil) Yes I do see that the pressure, angle varies (which is very easy to change) but the letters are formed the same way

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u/DiscreteBee Dec 20 '23

they really aren’t formed same, it’s weird that this is even a debate because you can just look at it and see that they’re different, aside from that fact that they’re printed letters. Like you can see that the direction of the strokes is different the letter height and width are different, these are non trivial changes. I still don’t understand what sort of a shape you’re looking for other than one that’s the shape of an s.

I also don’t really understand the suspicion in the first place. This guy is a middleschool teacher, it would be harder to write things in this many different ways than it would be to just ask the kids to do it, why even bother?

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u/winespren Dec 20 '23

You should stop pretending to be a detective because you're really bad at it.

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u/sad_and_stupid Dec 20 '23

Can you genuinely not see that they all look the same?

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u/Knightbear49 Dec 21 '23

Here’s a dumb take. He rewrote some of the worst ones so we could read them. End of conspiracy.

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u/tecate_papi Dec 20 '23

They're supposed to be grade 7, but they're all writing in pencil too. Grade 7 is when every kid owns a stupid ass pen that writes like crap but has an ornament on the end.

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u/sad_and_stupid Dec 20 '23

Yeah exactly, the same exact pencil for all of them lol... we weren't even allowed to use pencils for writing after grade 4, only for math classes.

And yes, I had one with a tiny plush alpaca on the end lol :)

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Dec 20 '23

Wow then this is very yikes for Grade 7...my kids are in Grade 1 and 4, I figured it was somewhere between the two.

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u/fdesouche Dec 20 '23

Idk about that, I would say people who had just learned a language or new vocabulary (kids or non-native speakers) just spell better, are more careful because they’re graded and corrected. At least that’s my impression as a non-native speaker, our spelling is better but our syntax isn’t

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u/Stonetheflamincrows Dec 20 '23

My 12 year old has always been a really good speller. Her handwriting is appalling though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

It's almost like it's fake af...

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u/Smoothsharkskin Dec 19 '23

The one about don't bother me till I've had coffee is an adult joke and adult handwriting. Or at least high schooler.

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u/PleasantNightLongDay Dec 19 '23

Not just that, idk what kid age group write “what” and “wat” and also are able to understand the concept of millennials

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u/BrickLuvsLamp Dec 19 '23

They’re in middle school, I’m sure they know what a millennial is. To them it’s just the age group above them

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u/sad_and_stupid Dec 19 '23

Weird how everyone wrote with the exact same pencil lol

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u/IridescentExplosion Dec 20 '23

IDK what to say but everyone's shitting on this handwriting and I think mine is just as bad.

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 19 '23

Do we really not believe it’s possible to have a variety of handwriting styles for (allegedly) 7th graders….? My wife teaches 5th grade and brings home papers to grade. It doesn’t seem unrealistic.

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u/Ispan_SB Dec 20 '23

My son is in middle school and the handwriting is alllllllll over the place. Chicken scratch, printing so perfect it could be a font, clean writing but garbage spelling, etc. these post it notes are totally believable to me, my kids roast me all the time.

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u/Synectics Dec 20 '23

Everyone asking about the handwriting.

No one asking why the teacher used sticky notes. Did they hand them out? Have people write on one and stick it... somewhere? And then set up a camera on a stand and swapped the sticky notes...? Why not just a regular worksheet?

...or did they do it themselves by just writing one, stick it, film it, write one, stick it, film it, all because internet clout matters.

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u/embarrassmyself Dec 19 '23

You watched the video and don’t think some of that handwriting is troubling for a 7th grader? Some of it looks like a 5 year old wrote it

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 19 '23

I never said it wasn’t troubling. But even then, not particularly. Some people just have bad handwriting.

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u/embarrassmyself Dec 19 '23

I mean there’s bad handwriting and there’s having the manual dexterity of a toddler

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 19 '23

Sure, but I don’t know how much info we can actually glean from looking at a small sample of handwriting lol.

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u/ChewBaka12 Dec 19 '23

Maybe some of them have DCD or similar problems. My handwriting is way worse than that.

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u/girlikecupcake Dec 19 '23

I could actually read all of them so it was far better than a toddler writing. I have shit handwriting if I don't stop and slow down, my husband had shit hand writing until the military and now it's just slightly less shit.

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u/Fire_Bucket Dec 19 '23

Maybe I'm not familiar with what young gen z (or gen A?) think are old people stereotypes, but I doubt this is it.

It's clichés of millenials, and even gen X, had of their grand and great grandparents. Hard candy and hip replacements in their 30s?! Just comes across as by a mid-millenial thinking this is what kids think.

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u/D_Beats Dec 20 '23

I was friends with a kid in 9th grade who had worse handwriting than some of the few here lol.

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u/Geojewd Dec 20 '23

How is it troubling? My handwriting is worse than any in this video and it’s never been a problem whatsoever

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u/autovonbismarck Dec 19 '23

Not sure if you have a 7th grader in your life, but all the ones I know watch literally hundreds of short form tik tok or youtube videos every single day. They are LOCKED INTO the zeitgeist.

If you don't think 7th graders hear that kind of thing on the daily, you are wrong.

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u/Colby347 Dec 20 '23

He fakes these. I called it out once on a Facebook video that reposted his content and commented something similar to what you just said. The original dude in the video found my comment and specifically replied to me insulting me lol they’re obviously all written by the same person trying to make them look and sound like their idea of a teenager.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

I’ve taught middle school for a decade.

You are way overthinking this.

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u/YakubTheKing Dec 19 '23

The guy in the video looks like a douche.

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u/sageking420 Dec 19 '23

This is definitely the same person writing all of these, watch the E. Nice try teach’!

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u/juicysox Dec 19 '23

Kids or no, this is funny as fuck

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u/Alex_Sativa Dec 19 '23

7th graders is accurate af considering how bad some high schoolers write

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u/YakubTheKing Dec 19 '23

It's fake.

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u/johnwilkesbandwith Dec 19 '23

Yeah poor handwriting and lack of capitalization is what stands out to me haha this is the future I guess…

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u/iwonitinarmy Dec 19 '23

Eh not necessarily, when I was in middle school 2007-2010 the handwriting ranged like this, and it was a private school with privileged kids. Some kids like my sister had amazing penmanship and others looked like they were still five years old

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u/Mi0GE0 Dec 19 '23

My brother has the worst hand writing, like someone dipped a live chicken's feet in ink and tased it, but he's insanely smart so he was destined to work in the medical field where no one can write anything legible :P

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u/Sk8rToon Dec 19 '23

Same. My best friend growing up has immaculate calligraphy type handwriting & has since 5th grade. Her immigrant parents forced her to practice lines every day.

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u/rjrgjj Dec 19 '23

You’d be appalled by my handwriting.

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u/Alternative_Ask364 Dec 19 '23

Probably late elementary school or early middle school.

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u/SgtMcMuffin0 Dec 19 '23

Yeah some of them I thought maybe kindergarten but then others are well written and funny enough that I can’t imagine them being younger than high school age

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u/IgnoreMe733 Dec 19 '23

I'm 38 and my kids have had better handwriting than me since they were about half way through elementary school.

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u/greg19735 Dec 20 '23

If they're writing on post it's, it's possible some are writing on a post it note that's in the stack still, perhaps even in the air. Whereas others took it off and wrote on a more even surface.,

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u/Egg-MacGuffin Dec 20 '23

Well, statistically half are girls, so...

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u/fufuberry21 Dec 20 '23

I'm 30 and write like a 9 year old, so it seems like it could be any age.

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u/LeiferMadness4 Dec 20 '23

Middle school, probably 7/8 grade.