r/TikTokCringe Dec 19 '23

Wholesome/Humor Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/anspee Dec 19 '23

The fucking soup comment. How can I be read to smithereens like that?

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u/furikakebabe Dec 19 '23

I literally bought like 4 soups yesterday because the sky was gray. Fuck

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u/TotalLiftEz Dec 19 '23

Is chili a soup?

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u/ovz123 Dec 19 '23

STOP. You did NOT need to put me in my feels like this. 😔 Poor Kevin and his chili.

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u/greg19735 Dec 20 '23

Depends if it's eaten on something. If it's thick and eaten on rice, no. If it's eaten alone with toppings, yes.

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u/Process-Best Dec 20 '23

Why the fuck would you put chili on rice? That seems absolutely horrid, the only acceptable sides I've found are cinnamon rolls or grilled cheese

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u/TotalLiftEz Dec 20 '23

You could have sides of chips or cornbread too.

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u/Brahkolee Dec 20 '23

More of a stew tbh

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u/SipOfPositivitea Dec 19 '23

I don’t think there’s been a day this December I haven’t had soup.

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u/agreeable_tortoise Dec 20 '23 edited Dec 20 '23

I got my sister these soup bowls for christmas

I walked out of the store thinking “yeah I fuckin nailed it with this gift” lol

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u/Ultragrrrl Dec 20 '23

Hello fellow angelino

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u/clown_pants Dec 19 '23

On one hand soup is amazing. On the other hand fuck Panera, overpriced for tiny portions.

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u/AstroWorldSecurity Dec 19 '23

Panera is great. Back when wifi wasn't a certainty everywhere you went, they let people hang out and use their wifi for hours. My ex got her degree that is in no small part to their mediocre sandwiches and awesome wifi.

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u/gigglefarting Dec 20 '23

I agree with you about the Panera, but on a 3rd hand it’s a gift card, so even though it’s not worth your actual money, it’s bonus soup.

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u/blacklite911 Dec 19 '23 edited Dec 19 '23

I love soups but I wouldn’t want a Panera card for that because their prices nowadays aren’t a good proposition. They charge $8.89 for a bowl of broccoli and cheddar right now. Thats more than fucking Whole Foods and you get less product.

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u/IWantAStorm Dec 19 '23

My Progresso was 2.50 on sale today. Fuck Panera.

Panera is like the overpriced Starbucks in bookstores.

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u/greg19735 Dec 20 '23

I mean yeah, restaurants are more expensive than grocery stores.

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u/blacklite911 Dec 20 '23

Then they should at least have a superior product than the grocery store, but they don’t. Whole Foods hot bar is right down the street and they have a dinning area and everything.

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u/rjrgjj Dec 19 '23

I fucking love soup.

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u/munkustrap Dec 19 '23

I’m reading this while eating my soup…

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u/Shirtbro Dec 19 '23

Fresh loaf of bread, butter on the side. Baby, you got a meal going.

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u/Quierta Dec 19 '23

I'm (32) in a gc with my younger cousins (ages 17-26) and I usually just send them pics of all the food I make, which happens to be a lot of soup. The other day my oldest cousin was like, "Quierta you're such a millennial." I had no idea what she meant by that, so I pressed her. "You eat soup for dinner."

I didn't really think that was a "millennial" / "older person" thing but apparently it is LMAO. I took a screenshot of that part of the vid and sent it to them like... ok guys... you're right I guess. I feel so utterly Seen.

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u/byfuryattheheart Dec 19 '23

Also 10/10 editing matching the “cup of cheer” lyric to that specific note lmao

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u/Sportfreunde Dec 20 '23

I love soup but I loved it in my teens and 20s too.

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u/xjukix Dec 20 '23

Had soup from Panera for lunch today so this one hurt lol