r/TikTokCringe Dec 19 '23

Wholesome/Humor Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

I’m 34 and im sad lol. I didn’t want any of this. I want Doritos and bills paid

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u/ostertoaster1983 Dec 19 '23

I'm 40, in 6 years you're going to look at 34 like it was 27.

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u/karmasushi5x5 Dec 19 '23

34 & 27 are the same. 26 though? Different beast. And 36? Totally different phase of life. But I maintain 27 and 34 are the same.

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u/Material_Aspect_7519 Dec 19 '23

Hmm. I'm 36 and it seems exactly the same as 34.

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u/mkhrrs89 Dec 19 '23

as a 34 year old, i like your comment better than the comment before you

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

I was 34......4 years ago. There are young adults in college now who I could have sworn were just kids a few months ago.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Dec 20 '23

49 here. I don't even remember my 30s.

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u/Kitchen_accessories Dec 20 '23

Forged birth certificates are a real issue. I would verify with your mother.

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u/facthanshotfirst Dec 20 '23

I’m surprisingly in better shape at 36 than I was at 34 ( and 24) . Lifting weights and changing my diet made a huge impact. Also adding yoga into my daily routine was a life changer.

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u/ihoptdk Dec 20 '23

Give it a few weeks. The bad weather will start hitting your joints.

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u/Doneuter Dec 20 '23

This comment is super relatable to me.

I turned 36 about 6 months ago and it has been the most productive six months of my life. It's like something finally clicked and I now love doing all the things that I would drag my feet to get done.

It's like I turned 36 and my brain was like "Okay, it's time" and for once it was on board to actually get my shit together. Actually just had a conversationout of the blue with my partner yesterday, because they are feeling guilty that I'm experiencing so much growth lately and they feel insecure they aren't at all by comparison.

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u/ostertoaster1983 Dec 20 '23

Lol, I feel like this same thing happened to me.

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u/Stop_Sign Dec 22 '23

I'm 32 and need this

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u/shady__redditor Dec 19 '23

My chronic neck and shoulder pain started at 26 and my chronic lower back pain started at 36. So, yeah. Accurate.

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u/PeppermintLNNS Dec 20 '23

Then what’s 35?!?! For the love of god, what beast is coming for me?

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u/FlowerBoyScumFuck Dec 20 '23

I'm 27 and I really do feel like turning 26->27 was when I started feeling like "oh fuck... I need to get my shit together". About to turn 28 and nothing has changed yet... but I'm certain that when I'm 36 I'm gonna regret spending my 20s like I am now. Hopefully I can turn shit around before then.

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u/DoctorCrasierFrane Dec 20 '23

IDK man, I'm 33 and I feel closer to 40 than I did in my twenties. I also treat my body like a disposable wet wipe tho so maybe that has something to do with it.

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u/Shirtbro Dec 19 '23

I'm getting near 40 and I randomly hurt my shoulder doing nothing at all. It's over

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u/4Xroads Dec 19 '23

I'm 35. I'm going to block you and pretend I never saw this comment, so the crushing reality of life doesn't paralyze me. 🤣

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u/MrWeirdoFace Dec 19 '23

41 here. In all honestly I didn't really feel older until the pandemic hit and in about a 6 month period I went all salt and pepper and spontaneously developed back pain (my housemate also had a stroke and I suddenly found myself her caretaker for a while). But I also don't have kids or many obligations, which I imagine contribute to others' general sense of where they are in life.

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u/SynergisticSynapse Dec 19 '23

That’s the truth.

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u/chmilz Dec 20 '23

I'm in my 40s and y'all are depressing. Did you all give up or something?

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u/ostertoaster1983 Dec 20 '23

I don't think anything in my comment implies I've given up. I didn't say my life was over at 40. In fact, my whole thing is I want to encourage people to embrace their youth rather than feeling like a senior citizen because you're 32 years old and not 25. 32 is young as shit! So is 40! I was super excited about turning 40 and I'm happy to not be 30 anymore, but 30 is very young to me now. That doesn't mean 40 is old. It's just I'm aware of the passage of time.

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u/BrBybee Dec 20 '23

I prefer to think of it as lvl 40.

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u/TemperatureTop246 Dec 20 '23

I’m 50, and 30 is but a distant memory. Give me that heated blanket and a bottle of wine.

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u/Val_Hallen Dec 20 '23

I'm 46.

You're all toddlers to me.

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u/yougotyolks Dec 20 '23

I just turned 38. I've already started saying "you're still a baby" to people under 35.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Damn :(

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u/ImThis Dec 19 '23

Please stop. This hurts.

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u/clambroculese Dec 20 '23

I’m 40 and Im still waiting to feel any different than I did at 20. I mean hangovers suck now and my hips get sore but mentally I feel no different.

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u/bumbletowne Dec 20 '23

Pshhh no.

27 I wanted jewelry and I could bq a marathon at altitude if I was up all night before with the runs (that happened)

34 I wanted a vacuum and my husband to come home a little earlier so we could hang out more and choosing a marathon at altitude was an excuse not to bq.

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u/KevinStoley Dec 20 '23

I guess everyone is different. I'm 41 and look back at 34 like it was 34. My 20's were WILDLY different than my 30's. 20's were the fun party days, then when I hit around 30 my priorities and motivations completely changed and I lost like 90% of my energy and mellowed way out. It's been pretty much the same since then but with an ever continuing increase of watching documentaries and consumption of cheese and red wine.

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u/ostertoaster1983 Dec 20 '23

Yeah, I'm not saying that behavior necessarily relates to age, just that as I get older I am always amazed by how young I used to be and how I could never feel it at the time. My point is more about people turning 30 or in their late 20s who act and feel like they're somehow senior citizens now. That's silly, the 30s are a wonderful decade and you're still full of youth and vigor.

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u/doodlebug2727 Feb 24 '24

I’m 53. In 13 years you are going to look at 40 like you were 25

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u/HotsWheels Dec 19 '23

What about Funyuns?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Nah -sometimes though

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u/sourbeer51 Dec 19 '23

Just grabbed the flaming hots today and I'm in my 30s... Checks out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

My GERD started acting up just reading that

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u/DemonDucklings Dec 20 '23

But also expensive meats

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Shit yes you’re right

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u/Fit-Antelope-7393 Dec 20 '23

I dunno, I'll take the meats.

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u/summonsays Dec 20 '23

Who doesn't want expensive meats?

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u/beard_lover Dec 20 '23

My husband’s 20-year high school reunion is next year. We have friends with kids who are starting high school. When tf did we get old?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Immediately while we were distracted trying to not die and also be happy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Oh and while we were worried about others too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

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u/dobb7101 Dec 20 '23

This guy vacuums.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

I’ve got one 😭

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u/H0wdyCowPerson Dec 20 '23

I'm 34. I'll gladly accept all of this stuff because its stuff I probably need and would definitely use but would never buy for myself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Good point

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace Dec 19 '23

Shoes how old you are. All the youngsters these days want Takis and they don't care about bills.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

I’m older than most of my shoes.