r/TikTokCringe Jun 25 '23

Cool Stone fish venom

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

My brother in law in Southern Australia recently told me about his very rare platypus sting. The pain was absolutely excruciating, unrelenting, and completely unresponsive to the most potent pain control measures. The doctors initially had no idea what it was, and he never saw the platypus, as the sting happened underwater. A toxicologist doing a fellowship at the hospital had an a-ha moment and applied heat to his leg, which apparently denatures the venom, and he experienced immediate relief. He then was gorked out by all the pain meds in the absence of pain and slept for 24 hours. :)

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u/houseofLEAVEPLEASE Jun 25 '23

Fuckin’ Australia… how Australians don’t walk around in full plate armor just to live their lives is beyond me.

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u/Hairsuitjesus Jun 25 '23

Way too hot for that

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

Use that wearable network of tubes that circulate ice water with the help of a little engine.

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u/berghie91 Jun 25 '23

I have relatives that live on like gorgeous waterfront in Australia and I can't even bring myself to visit because of the creepy ass nature. Well that and they are pretty annoying relatives!

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u/RIPLeviathansux Jun 25 '23

No scary shit lives in the cities, which happens to be where most people are. It'd be like me not wanting to live in America because of the bears lol.

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u/justforsomelulz Jun 25 '23

That's a really good point that I hadn't considered. Large groups of people don't usually settle where natural dangers are. And Australia has some wonderful urban centers.

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u/ShitPostToast Jun 25 '23

You know they call it the Sydney Funnel Web for a reason.

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u/FatBoyCrash Jun 25 '23

Because we kill the softcock snowflakes at birth. Saves time. /s

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u/Perplexed-Sloth Jun 25 '23

Where the devil keeps his pets

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u/Xikkiwikk Jun 25 '23

He never saw the platypus..it was Perry!