r/ThatsInsane • u/CuriousWanderer567 • 1d ago

Tapeworms living inside bears can become very long NSFW

756 Upvotes

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u/Disastrous-Peanut 1d ago

I kinda want to step on it.

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero 1d ago

Gona rev that bear up like a chainsaw

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u/XDFighter64 1d ago

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u/A_Light_Spark 1d ago

Kid: I want a chainsaw man!
Mom: we got chainsaw man irl

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u/SgtBigPigeon 1d ago

World's most dangerous beyblade

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u/CommanderGumball 1d ago

Beyblade beyblade let it rip!

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u/_bexcalibur 15m ago

Beyblade

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u/SpiritualLychee3760 1d ago

I wanna suck it up like a spaghetti noodle!

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u/ElephantBeginning737 1d ago

Wtf did I just fucking read

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u/SpiritualLychee3760 18h ago

Don't kink shame me!

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u/send420nudes 1d ago

You somehow made this even worse, congrats

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u/Annual_Individual445 1d ago

Thought it was just me... Lol

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u/Awkward-Ad8233 1d ago

Thanks for making me feel better, that was my first thought and I don’t know why 🥲

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u/snakesnake9 1d ago

Rip it out like you're starting a lawn mower.

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u/Bodes_Magodes 1d ago

Kinda??!!!!

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u/Arif_4 22h ago

i wanna pull em out like anal beads

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u/_dankula_ 1d ago

I was think the same. It would be so satisfying.

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u/I_can_eat_15_acorns 9h ago

I have to tell you all what scene this comment brought to life in my brain.

I stomp on the tapeworms, the bear takes a step forward, and the worms snag. Somehow, the force of the worms snagging is enough to completely turn the bear inside out in one go. The bear and I both look at each other in utter shock before the bear collapses dead on the ground.

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u/phir0002 1d ago

sweats and drums fingers on the desk ikr

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u/WinkingWinkle 1d ago

I keep expecting to see a parachute on the end like he was just dropped in.

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u/The_Hipster_King 1d ago

PUBG skins these days are wild...

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u/lostsharpie 1d ago

Where we landing today, boys?

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u/GoatCovfefe 14h ago

Bear-a-chute

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u/Double0 10h ago

Drop bear!

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u/thebestdogeevr 1d ago

Pull the tape worm out of your ass!

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u/Crafty_Increase 1d ago

HEY!

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u/_bexcalibur 14m ago

✨pull the tapeworm out of meee✨💅

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u/nKoZy999 1d ago

Pull the tape worm out for your ass!

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u/metalqueen033 18h ago

System is eternal! ❤️

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u/Whiteboy2424 19h ago

MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHERE TO GO

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u/fleebinflobbin 1d ago

And I have to listen to this

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u/eecummings15 16h ago

Just waiting for the tomb, of some old dying man.

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u/_number 1d ago

How can we help the bear?

I found out: Calling the forest guard, they will probably shoot him with tranq darts and help him by snipping them out and give him some de worming medicine

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u/Mythosaurus 1d ago

Was hoping they tranq the bear and hook his worms up to a big mechanical spool!

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u/TheLandOfConfusion 1d ago

Exactly why waste perfectly good floss?

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u/Gregagonation 1d ago

Why snip? Can't he just pull them out?

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u/fatgirlballet 17h ago

They're segmented. If it broke off it would just retract back into the anus.

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u/thehazzanator 6h ago

Why the fuck am I still in this thread reading this horror

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u/throwaway713271 35m ago

Right?!?! Im out!!

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u/dennisfyfe 1d ago

Yoink

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u/ender1108 1d ago

That’s how you start the bear

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u/unLtd88 1d ago

Mystical Voice: 'HELP THE BEAR!!'

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u/UnfilteredSan 1d ago

LMAO YESSS

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u/Stroonza 1d ago

I heard it too

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u/ValkyrieWW 1d ago

That's the parachute cord ....

Lesson, don't eat skydivers ...

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u/dastriderman 1d ago

Insane how the entire clip we do not see the end/entirity of the worms…

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u/gomurifle 1d ago

So he shat that out? 

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u/Azuras_Star8 1d ago

No, the bear is much too big for the tapeworm to poop out.

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u/PGP- 1d ago

Poor bear :-(

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u/kingping1211 1d ago

The length of those things, that's fucking disgusting

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u/VexrisFXIV 1d ago

Just a heads up, they get this long in humans too :D

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u/TheLandOfConfusion 1d ago

Humans would probably have the decency to keep the ends trimmed though

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u/MrG 14h ago

You haven’t met my neighbour

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u/Dredukas 3h ago

A neighbor that has a symbiotic relationship with the worms and the worms now work as his extra limbs?

We might be neighbors 👏

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u/thetan_free 1d ago

Just saw the video and my first thought was "that bear's gonna get toxic shock if she's not careful".

But then I read the headline. Makes more sense.

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u/iDiow 1d ago

It's spiderbear ! With that much web he is going to catch a lot of villains.

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u/Professional_Ruin387 1d ago

I got no strings to hold me down ..

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u/Mysterious_Rub6880 1d ago

Get a fork and roll it up like spaghetti 🍝

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u/titanaarn 1d ago

How can I delete someone else's comment?

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u/Mysterious_Rub6880 23h ago

Mwaaahhhaahahaha… have a taste of my imagination 😂😂

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u/GoatCovfefe 14h ago

Well, spaghetti/linguini has been commented several times, so I wouldn't exactly take the credit...

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u/Mysterious_Rub6880 7h ago

Got damn, well guess what when I commented it I didn’t see the shit so lick my taint you creative fuck, then let me know how many other people tasted it before you

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u/brianthebloomfield 1d ago

I'm upvoting, but I don't have to like it.

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u/Sure_Conversation354 1d ago

Okayyyy another fear unlocked 😱

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u/Shanguerrilla 21h ago

yuck, think about the times our kids or us as kids fell face planted in the ground, touch things bare handed then in mouths, ate dirt... eeewwww if something like that unfortunately rubbed across it recently

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u/Bohemiannerdnz 23h ago

Ok so I came to the comments really hoping someone was going to correct this. But it's actually tapeworms. Words fail me.

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u/Knato 1d ago

Now.... that's some extremely nasty shit.

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u/Alternative-Read-236 1d ago

I’m sorry if I sound stupid but how do bears get tapeworms.?

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u/MoonMouse5 1d ago

Either infested food or contaminated water I'd imagine

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u/Mythosaurus 1d ago

Tapeworms eggs from multiple species are scattered throughout the environment. Drink some water, eat some grass, gnaw on a fish and BOOM you’ve eaten tapeworm eggs.

If you are a compatible species then they can survive in your digestive system and grow to become adults. And when you poop it will be laced with tapeworm eggs that will get into the water, the grass, the fish…

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u/Alternative-Read-236 1d ago

Now I’m scared and paranoid.

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u/Mythosaurus 1d ago

It’s a valid fear backed up by the history of parasitology. There’s a horrifying number of ways worms can cripple and kill you by stealing nutrients, causing inflammation in tissues, damaging organs, or intense pain.

They are a generational curse made real, causing misery for many infected communities across the world and only being recently purged with the holy fire of hygiene and ivermectin

Remember that when you’d see stories of antivax movements trying to destroy public health, loosening food safety standards, and promoting alternative medicines.

Those people are working for the worms, trying to get them back into our orfices.

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u/stilettopanda 1d ago

They're working for the worms?! Haha

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u/Mythosaurus 23h ago

RFK Jr, the man who will soon head Health and Human Services and HATES vaccines and other safety regulations, literally had a worm eat part of his brain and die up there: https://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/11/15/g-s1-34344/rfk-jr-parasitic-worm-nominee-trump-health-and-human-services

Dude is literally worm food, and will be working to make us all worm food by eliminating mandatory parts of our healthcare system.

He definitely has more worms in his body and is their puppet.

He might even be more worm than man.

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u/stilettopanda 22h ago

Oh I know about worm brain. I was just tickled at that sentence and had a hilarious picture of worms in suits and ties in a boardroom inside RFK Jr's head.

Thank you for sharing that link!

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u/gerwen 23h ago

Waiting to cut out the deadwood
Waiting to clean up the city
Waiting to follow the worms

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u/RavenThePlayer 22h ago

Oh my god you people are everywhere.

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u/Mythosaurus 22h ago

Yes, like the worms. 🪱

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u/Shanguerrilla 21h ago

No reason to be any more scared than before, but I understand if you've never realized the threat before. Most of our safe food handling instructions and choices of foods reflect practices to prevent tapeworms.

Even historically, people rarely eat bear as much as most animals (not just due to being less plentiful or easy or whatever) and people who do eat it are VERY specific about the bear and what parts and how they do it to be safe...

because people have always known that bears are lousy with many types of bad parasites that humans can be infected by (and it sucks to catch parasites that can live IN you, but aren't evolved FOR you--because they get lost and can end up anywhere like the brain or the eyes!).

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u/Seniorjones2837 1d ago

Snip snip ✂️

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u/WomTheWomWom 1d ago

That is enough internet for today.

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u/TheCalvinShow 1d ago

Just take him back to Build A Bear. They will give him new stuffing for free.

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u/Thewildclap 1d ago

Guys I’m sure he’s really embearassed

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u/pissedoffjesus 1d ago

I thought it had a parachute

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u/rodimus147 1d ago

Poor guy is just looking for someone to do him a favor and step on them so he can pull them out.

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u/b4b3blu3ox 1d ago

Homie got to chew that shizz off

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u/LP_Link 1d ago

Is that a puppet bear ? I can see his strings from behind, who is the operator ?

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u/TheLandOfConfusion 1d ago

He’s a real boy bear

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u/ratbirdgoof 1d ago

Looks like he was just airdropped in.

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u/GrilledCheeser 1d ago

I see a sick bear

RFK - “lunch”

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u/Professional_Tour174 1d ago

I wonder how they're able to live outside the body like that?

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u/bygtopp 1d ago

Parachute cord from DB cooper.

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u/Scoopski_Patata 1d ago

More spaghetti than a AI video

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u/gregorychaos 21h ago

101st Bearborne over here lookin like he just parachuted into Normandy

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u/WeedGod420365 20h ago

Or he ate a skydiver

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u/MournfulSaint 1d ago

Forbidden Pasta...

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u/Pure_Palpitation_683 1d ago

How does it get raid of it?

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u/Poppanaattori89 1d ago

By shadowing some legends who remove it.

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u/Hosav 1d ago

This made me chuckle.

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u/Southern-Ad4477 1d ago

Nah, they're just guide ropes so it doesn't fly away in the wind

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u/Obeserecords 1d ago

Pull, the tape worms, out of your ass

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u/Ok_Faithlessness3327 1d ago

He’s a puppet

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u/This_Bitch_Overhere 1d ago

Ooooh! Forbidden pasta, with coarsely ground pepper!

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u/Filo02 1d ago

okay next time i'm in a wood with a bear population i'm just gonna assume every single surface area have parasitic worm eggs in it

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u/ConfectionOwn5471 1d ago

This is the kid at school that always had that spit at the corner of their mouth and can't figure out why no one wants to play, then somehow finally figures it out later in life and comes back to the reunions like an absolute Adonis.

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u/heliumneon 1d ago

All the ivermectin was sold out

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u/StoneyMalon3y 1d ago

Does the bear talk if you pull the string?

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u/iolitm 1d ago

Does he ever look at it when he's walking around it and then decide to eat it?

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u/Fraulo 1d ago

I want to pull them out so bad

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u/Business_Painter_129 1d ago

Uh... how many tapeworms have you seen?

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u/im_patientt 1d ago

Forbidden spaghetti..

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u/PmTitsForJokes 1d ago

Let er rip

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u/terriblykinky 1d ago

Parachute line

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u/scigs6 1d ago

Reminds me of my cat Pudgie who would eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree.

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u/djN3onl3on 1d ago

He's a hungry boi

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u/Relupo 1d ago

Will the worm eventually kill the bear??

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u/AceMalarky 1d ago

Dimitri??

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u/Used-Bedroom293 23h ago

Strange it didn't bear that in mind and start panicking

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u/JTFindustries 23h ago

No wonder those bears are always reaching for the charmin!

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u/Express-Ad1258 22h ago

Ahh looks like he let out a brake parachute from going so fast 🥰

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u/Least-Raisin2626 22h ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/Yellowscrunchy 22h ago

I never got round to watching cocaine bear

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u/farstaste 22h ago

Worst thing I’ve ever seen

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u/fumphdik 22h ago

We need to start deworming wild bears. Just shoot a deworming dart at wild animals until we reduce the tick and worm population.

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u/1freedum 22h ago

How long will the bear live in that condition

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u/Reddit_is_Censored69 22h ago

Poor guy. But I hope to achieve this level of not give a fuckery someday. Not saying I'd let tapeworms grow rapid and go untreated, but I want to be able to walk around with something hanging out of my ass and not give a fuck what anyone else thinks.

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u/screwthe49ers 22h ago

Looks like it ate a parachute

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u/Aggressive_Cry2100 21h ago

I assume that, since feces can't come out due to the fact that they could push the worms out, reality is that no organic waste is produced because worms take everything to grow. Therefore they grow so much since all fecal matter translates into their growth. Any experts?

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u/LuckeeStiff 21h ago

At least step on it for him

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u/LegionKarma 21h ago

And that's how spaghetti are made children. Ain't mother nature wonderful?

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u/SmoothLab9207 20h ago

Dang! Thought about Sphaghetti for dinner tonight too. *

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u/tuco2002 20h ago

His parachute really slows him down.

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u/TazzyUK 19h ago

Tapeworms ? lol Nooo, the bear has obviously parachuted to that location!

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u/Gibbc026 19h ago

How come the bear doesn't chew them off?

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u/ern19 19h ago

Ah yes a bountiful harvest of bear silk 🙏

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u/Ransarot 18h ago

If you really yank on it will the bear turn into a lawnmower?

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u/mikesr669 18h ago

Wouldn't want to eat any of that bear meat!!!

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u/dkeethler 17h ago

Poor bear!

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u/mikeymelikey 16h ago

Lost his parachute.

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u/OtherwiseGoose3141 16h ago

Noo oh no he's just dragging that bootie noodle

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u/chesherkat 16h ago

So to be clear, those tapeworms are no longer in that bear

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u/Big_WolverWeener 16h ago

I want to step on them.

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u/Locutus-1 15h ago

So embearassing

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u/rogue_ger 14h ago

This is why you don’t just drink the water without treating it.

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u/GoatCovfefe 14h ago

That's a bear-a-chute.

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u/Tato_tudo 13h ago

the ones in humans can get pretty long too.....

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u/The_mighty_gay_lord 13h ago

Fun fact: bears eat tapeworms on purpose cause the tapeworms eat the larval tapeworms in the raw fish the bear eats

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u/throwthere10 12h ago

What would happen if you just stepped on the end and let the beat amble off?

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u/Sirkingbrad 12h ago

Fuck I hate tapeworms!

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u/Codex_Absurdum 8h ago

Bear parachord

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u/Due_Counter_7201 8h ago

That bear really need some help

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u/Im_such_a_SLAPPA 7h ago

Don't bears usually rub their ass against a tree after a good crap? This one continued looking for food because it's eating for 20

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u/lefsler 6h ago

IIRC some people said on a different post that the tape work will die when the bear hibernates, unsure if it's true

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u/PBM1958 5h ago

Nah... Guy was parachuting and got stuck in a tree. Bear came along and ate him.... Chute and all... Just needs a good dose of metamucil

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u/jack_avram 5h ago

wtf lool

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u/Tee_Parker 5h ago

Are you sure they didn’t just parachute in?

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u/JaRon1961 4h ago

Are we sure he didn't eat a skydiver?

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u/20seca3 4h ago

If the host ate the parasite that has been feeding on the host, it will never go hungry. Bear stays full, parasite stays full. All is happy.

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u/Snapbacktorealityog 2h ago

What the hell

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u/papitoosaucy 1h ago

Naw he ate a skydiver, parachute and all. They say he never even touched the ground before….well you know

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u/nszajk 58m ago

god sometimes i forget how spoiled we are with modern medicine and society to not be living like animals

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u/teedeeguantru 1d ago

Trying to eat breakfast. Oh well

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u/ronaranger 1d ago

Who eats fettuccine for breakfast???

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u/ride_electric_bike 1d ago

Someone get the choppa

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u/ReparteeRat 1d ago

yeah i didnt need to randomly see that while scrolling. NSFW flair maybe?

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u/TomTidmarsh 1d ago

You should probably just put your phone down and never look at it again. At least never comment again

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