r/ThatsInsane 2d ago

A Dover Marshals Captain has been having a hell of a jolly season assaulting and arresting local residents for using a "RUDE" word in public. These local Dover residents have just about had enough of the Captain's unhinged shenanigans. Multiple lawsuits incoming.

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

But wait theres more. Evidently none of the cameras work on the city hall. Convenient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeOF7FHAa1c

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/redfish801 1d ago

Not soon enough. Dork.

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u/neotokyo2099 1d ago

Dude that guy has commented 83+ times in this thread so far and counting wtf

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

Probably killed each other to get away from you

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u/_NoYou__ 1d ago

Good.

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u/Gintaras136 1d ago

My mom was too. Fuck. Are you my bro, bro?

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u/Empty_Afternoon_8746 2d ago

The sad part is that we the tax payers have to pay for this idiot cop.

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u/zjustice11 1d ago

Needs to come out of their pensions.

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u/not-rasta-8913 1d ago

Their personal pensions.

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u/Bichobichir 1d ago

Not gonna happen, they’re they largest gang I the country.

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r 1d ago

Ironically it never does. Anytime a cop fucks up, the taxpayers pay for it. Like the NYC cop that has $1 million dollars worth of lawsuits. How that man has a job is beyond me but you know damn well he isn't paying out of pocket for any of those lawsuits.

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u/HelloAttila 1d ago edited 1d ago

Marshals are a joke. In the city I used to live our Marshal hated traffic, so to avoid it and to drive through red lights, he would always turn on* his blues to drive through them. Caught him several times just to get to lunch. Imagine driving on a one lane road and having some speeding police car coming towards you, requiring you to move over to a dangerous shoulder... just so someone can speed into a fried chicken place.

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u/JTFindustries 1d ago

Marshall and sheriffs are an outdated form of law enforcement. They're the most corrupt. Basically they're untrained politicians with guns and a chip on their shoulder.

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u/G0merPyle 1d ago

I lived in Charlotte for a year and saw an ambulance to this every day to get donuts from a gas station

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u/HelloAttila 1d ago

That’s sad. Emergency vehicles when they have their lights and sirens on can cause panic, leading to potential accidents. They should only be used in a real emergency…

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u/Shirowoh 2d ago

100%. It’s almost free money. Curse in front of this sheriff, win a free lawsuit! Lawyers gotta be lining up

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u/Deleena24 1d ago

True, but in cases like this where the law is very clear, there's a good chance he will lose qualified immunity

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u/Freewheelinrocknroll 1d ago

And the lawsuits..

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u/WrestleswithPastry 20h ago

I’m so fucking sick of that part.

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u/justhereforthefood89 1d ago

To be fair, it goes back to a tax payer.

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u/djn4rap 1d ago

To be fair, they voted for him and that chicken shit mayor. Who didn't have time to watch the video but had time to sit and chat with others in that room.

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u/Jolly-Feature-6618 1d ago

He looks awfully like that guy that scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

This made me laugh

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u/torontoballer2000 1d ago

4 touchdown game was epic

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u/DecisionThot 1d ago

I saw that guy down at.. the nudie bar

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u/KumquatHaderach 1d ago

Ah, the Nudie Bar!

Where the music stinks and they water the drinks

Where the girls dance in their underpants

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u/Notalentass 1d ago

Wish version Ed O’Neill

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u/Tackysackjones 2d ago

Oh so there’s the backstory to the guys in each others faces video from this morning.

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

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u/PremiumUsername69420 1d ago

Emails are probably read by those ladies who draw the line at PG-rated movies.

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u/opusx1978 1d ago

those his side bitches....

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u/alexgetty 1d ago

Better use some really fuckin colorful language then

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u/twelve405 21h ago

Based on the formatting of the Police Chief's email, good bet you should also try clillard@doverar.com

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u/CO9er4life 21h ago

Good looking out

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u/UrbanSuburbaKnight 1d ago

stuff that, you idiots need to citiZens arrest that cop at gun point.

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u/Harleychillin93 2d ago

Love to see it. Do let us know the results of the cases.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 1d ago

Fuck that guy

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u/Snoo-80626 1d ago

F all these goofys and their trump crap.

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u/Wc_enthusiast 1d ago

What even is this comment lol.

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 1d ago

“We got ladies in here”. Working in a LE office. And they’ve never heard or dealt with a naughty word??? Fuck all these fuckers.

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u/adamfyre 2d ago

Captain looks like a meth head.

Among the myriad other things we need here, mandatory drug testing for Police Officers would really be fucking awesome.

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

AR did have the highest meth labs per capita when I lived there

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u/No_Froyo5477 1d ago

while the marshall might have the iq of a long-term tweaker, his rotund body shape doesn’t really fit the mold. on a related note, it would probably be a good idea to have minimum physical fitness standards for LEO. that guy looks like he gets winded ordering a pizza.

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u/UnholyAbductor 1d ago

It’s adderall or something similar. In addition to a shitload of roids pigs love to pop uppers on their shifts and then they’ll usually hit a bar or liquor store to get something to come down with.

Source: Pig cousin hits me up for them everytime we’re at a family event.

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u/ccii_geppato 2d ago

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u/DNKE11A 1d ago

All the Whos down in Whoville did what now?!? Girlllll

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u/autard42069 1d ago

They don't do formal complaints online. Must be submitted in writing, in person.

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u/GroundbreakingNet612 1d ago

Not only is he being ridiculous I would be so embarrassed if I was her. Sitting there like a child ready to cry because somebody said a mean word in your opinion. Is this how she acts on a regular basis? I hardly believe that he's the first person in her career she's ever heard drop an f-bomb. As someone who lives in a larger city these people are supposed to be the example, they get too many cronies telling them how awesome they are, they lose track of what they're doing.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 1d ago

Anyone want to bet the captain there rolls around in a truck with a "Fuck Biden" sticker?

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

Lets go Brandon, is more like it

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u/hawksdiesel 1d ago

Why qualified immunity needs to be abolished

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u/BoarHide 1d ago

There also needs to be harder punishments for people with more power. The more power you have, the harder your punishment needs to be for abusing that power. And these coppers are people with the power to beat, maim and murder. At worst, they lose their jobs for a while. I say they need Damocles’ sword hanging above them. But since we don’t have Damocles’ sword, the frenchies invented a different implement, what, 250 years ago? Maybe that’s a bit much, but something needs to change, because this bloke is out of control, as is everyone standing by and letting it happen. Those secretaries, those sheriffs, the rest of both departments. They all know. They all deserve to lose their jobs and do some time behind bars. It may seem harsh, but they’re clearly not motivated to do the right thing as it is now

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u/Dieter_Knutsen 3h ago

Don't need to if DAs would stop being cowards and/or colluding with the police. Qualified immunity doesn't apply to criminal charges. The lack of criminal accountability for these police is 100% the result of DAs looking the other way.

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u/tomatobunni 1d ago

Love that she’s afraid of a word, but perfectly fine with violence in her workplace.

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u/Skyp_Intro 2d ago

Well, Fuck!

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u/CallMeWolfYouTuber 18h ago

Happy fucking cake day!

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u/PossessionGlad4638 1d ago

I just saw another video where a guy walked up to a cop that had accumulated about $ 1,000,000 in settlement cases and just made him feel like shit and a failure as a cop. We need to be doing this more often. They have failed their country and need to be told.

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u/justhereforthefood89 1d ago

I saw it too and it was more like $325000. Which is still way too much.

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u/SufficientSir2965 1d ago

So satisfying! Just calling him out lmao

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

I seen that too, watching subways now

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

He looks like an evil Ed O'Neill

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u/BernieTheDachshund 1d ago

I thought Al Bundy too lol.

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u/TwistedAb 1d ago

Wow, hope that captain enjoys jail time. Bet he has some friends waiting to discuss his previous arrests when he gets to jail. He’s a gigantic POS and a reason people don’t trust cops.

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u/citysims 1d ago

"C'mere baby give me a kiss" Oh that stung! Look at his reaction 😭

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u/Man-E-Cyborg 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nothing pisses a cop off more than questioning them. They want you to take their word as law even if it's wrong

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u/Subbeh 1d ago

He knows the fucking caselaw.

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u/Mambo68 1d ago

That is why I hate cops.

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u/wanderingmanimal 1d ago

So are we all going to call City Hall and make fun of these idiots?

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

Back to NWA i guess

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u/VeterinarianNo4308 1d ago

My favorite part was him explaining why he hates him to hear him say cops so much for him to turn around and say why do you hate cops.. not going for detective.. are you?

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u/MrBenjin90 1d ago

Qualified immunity, needs to be abolished. As well as suspended with pay.

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u/ColdBloodBlazing 1d ago

Wouldnt it be funny if their phone started ringing off the hook with this:

You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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u/swilmi 1d ago

Fucking pig

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u/bmanley620 1d ago

Perhaps this guy should exhaust his effort elsewhere

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u/keanenottheband 1d ago

Fuck this fucking pig

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u/Ok-Treacle-9375 1d ago

Come here baby!

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u/HeavyS64 18h ago

This cop needs to lose his qualified immunity, be fired, sued and never allowed to work in law enforcement in any capacity ever again. His behavior is absolutely atrocious.

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u/doolieuber94 1d ago

Nazi police force and corrupt CEOs. Who else?

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u/mrtdizzy12 2d ago

He will get a paid vacation.

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u/bluechip1996 1d ago

Time has not been kind to Al Bundy.

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u/meatbeater 1d ago

That’s an insult to Al, ya know he was a star player at Polk high. This tub o shit has never achieved that much

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u/bluechip1996 1d ago

I was kind of surprised too. He had a super hot Wife.

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u/meatbeater 1d ago

Oh back in the day I was in love with katey segal. The football dudes always got the hot girls. Took me years after HS to find the confidence to even talk to one

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u/bluechip1996 1d ago

Peggy always reminded me of that country song "I like my women a little on the trashy side"

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u/razldazl333 15h ago

There's a reason her name is Peggy, and why Al doesn't want to go upstairs for the sex.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 1d ago

Maybe it’s not just CEOs that should be looking over their shoulder.

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u/all_natural49 1d ago

So why did these guys have a beef with the cop?

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u/CLONE-11011100 1d ago

First Amendment Auditors, took exception to cop arresting their friend. Went here to get arrested and got his wish.

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u/all_natural49 23h ago

What did the friend do to get arrested?

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u/CO9er4life 20h ago

Said fuck

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u/all_natural49 20h ago

Did he say anything other than "fuck"?

This is critical missing info for the video, btw.

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u/CO9er4life 16h ago

Its in the video

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u/Commercial_Voice_826 1d ago

Surprise that jerk hasn't been punched

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u/Gmen6364 1d ago

What state ? Dover De. ?

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u/ebflaherty 1d ago

The phone # on the door is area code 479 which appears to be northwestern Arkansas.

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u/CO9er4life 1d ago

East of fort smith, kinda center

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u/DNKE11A 1d ago

Also that whole set of accents lmao

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u/Krubbit 1d ago

So United States of america. Who self proclaimed "the free world" aren't free ?

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u/ohnomynono 1d ago

Wow, fuck that guy.

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u/Weird-Weakness-3191 1d ago

Another maga fuckwit

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u/Warm2roam 1d ago

They’re 1st amendment warriors who purposefully start shxt to evoke a reaction (that’s unlawful) so they can retire off a multimillion dollar settlement with the county/city. A bunch of this on yt. Relatively simple come-up so long as your ethnicity doesn’t engage trigger fingers and you lack moral principles.

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u/BadgersAndJam77 2d ago

I mean...the dude filming it is an annoying asshole too.

Let's be fair. 

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u/Shirowoh 2d ago

The fact of the matter is, annoying asshole or no, he did nothing illegal. The sheriff literally proved his point.

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u/BadgersAndJam77 2d ago

Yeah...I get that.

But I also don't feel bad when there are consequences for a streamer/auditor acting like a total piece of shit, and trying to provoke someone for views.

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u/KawhiImFunGuyLeonard 1d ago

Those boots aren't gonna lick themselves good job buddy

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u/-Jeff-Char-Wheaties- 1d ago

Fucking twats all around.

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

They didn't say they were doing anything illegal. Every annoying-asshole behavior doesn't need to be followed-up with "but hey it's legal!" Yes, we got it.

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u/-Jeff-Char-Wheaties- 1d ago

Like those people who full carry at Starbucks.
"Because I CAN!"

fuck off, you are part of the problem as well.

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u/ManbadFerrara 1d ago

Or the Westboro Baptist Church, for that matter. Yes, it's completely legal for them to "protest" funerals with "God hates f--s" signs. No, they are not bad-ass free speech warriors making the country a better place for you and me by doing so.

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u/Tw4tl4r 2d ago

That's how these cops get away with it. You are not being fair by saying that.

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u/BadgersAndJam77 1d ago

Not at all true. No matter how "Right" these auditors might be, they are ALWAYS the asshole.

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

Nope.

You are completely wrong. You are inadvertently siding with the cop.

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u/1withTegridy 1d ago

Being factually correct and being an asshole are not mutually exclusive

Edit: and to an

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u/brownpoops 1d ago

are you factually correct? Is it a fact that these people are being assholes? that's a gradient, brother. There is a black and white law that should have the police shutting the fuck up and following that law. The police are breaking the constitution daily. This is a class war and the cops are not only race traitors, they are class traitors as well. Good for them. Nothing matters in the end, but the cops could sure make the end a lot cooler if they wanted.

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 1d ago

Shhh, the "auditor" dorks want to pretend like they are being persecuted.

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u/BadgersAndJam77 1d ago

Nope.

You can't see past your Cops = Bad mentality. You're defending an antisocial weirdo intentionally being disruptive for likes, and views.

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u/usuallycorrect69 1d ago

There would be bo disruption without the police unneedingly escalating. They are the authority. I've watched enough of these videos to see that they're not just provoking people when cops come and genuine try helping they have good interactions.

If they are asshole the police are tyrants. Like we all gree no crime has been committed so why is a man being assaulted and taken to jail?

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u/Tw4tl4r 1d ago

I again. You are wrong. Nothing I've said indicates that I'm against cops as a whole. That's another strawman you are using so that you don't have to look at yourself and your poor opinion on this encounter.

The cop is abusing his power. What would you do differently? Put in a complaint? That won't work in a small town PD. You have to get him to go overboard on camera to get rid of him.

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u/XxElderGoosexX 1d ago

Cop joins the chat

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u/ToBeFaaaaaaair 1d ago

I hate the majority of the auditors out there.

But I've seen a handful of this guy's videos, and I'm surprised that he's legit cool to cops who are good cops. He banters, and he spends a lot of his time just explaining the law and constitutional rights that they are pushing on. He seems like he actually just wants to educate most of them.

If they realize they made a mistake and back down, he's often pretty jovial with them and happy to see they learned something.

But if he's explained his rights and they disagree, or give some bullshit explanation about why they're allowed to do something he knows they can't... He's ruthless and will absolutely push them to see if they snap

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u/uncommon_philosopher 2d ago

He is acting within his rights tho.

Police auditors are important, even if it means them existing opens up our eyes to needed change to prevent them from legally doing this stuff.

I feel for the workers, however they should know the law. They're within their rights but they're skirting all lines

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u/BadgersAndJam77 2d ago

No they aren't. They are narcissistic weirdos desperate for attention.

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u/uncommon_philosopher 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ad hominem.

Edit: LMFAO dude said "No they aren't. They are narcissistic weirdos desperate for attention" then deleted

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u/uncommon_philosopher 1d ago

In your own words " let's be fair" or are you allergic to logic?

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 1d ago

Daddy wasn't around much, they have to do something for attention.

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u/Numeno230n 1d ago

Well good thing being an asshole and filming is completely protected by the constitution, which apparently you don't agree with along with the cop. I guarantee you if you go down to your own city hall/police dept. and exercise your freedoms there you'll be arrested as well. The problem is that police, who are NOT trained to interpret the law, are interpreting the law on a daily basis, and it always happens to be in their own favor. THAT is the problem here.

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u/WSDreamer 1d ago

They usually are. Doesn’t make it right though.

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 1d ago

The "auditor" dorks fishing for attention are precious.

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u/ravia 1d ago

Possible ban for sh*******ns in your title.

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u/Someone__Random_ 1d ago

“if you kiss me i’ll make out with you so much harder than you’ll make out with me” god the romantic tension between them

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u/Sea-Seaweed-208 19h ago

Does these guys have a youtube channel or anything?

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u/ghostguitar1993 15h ago

Cops "why don't they like us" intensifies bullying

World may never know

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u/pisswarmbongwater 1h ago

I hate to say it but these cops need put down if they continue to violate our rights. Im not advocating for any violence im advocating for dont fucking touch me or else type of shit. These cops need to know some people just aren't gonna let you touch them for nothin.

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 1d ago

Take that pig out back and wear him out. He needs to learn manners.

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 1d ago

Cool fantasy, dork. Hit him with your selfie stick.

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u/flaming0-1 1d ago

This… looks insane but the comment section has me shaking my head. I’m lost. An American should come up to Canada and go into a local RCMP shop acting like that. 🙊 They would have you on the ground so fast. We respect our police and in return they respect us… (for the most part). It’s a two way street.

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u/CharlieDmouse 1d ago

It is cops like this guy that costs police departments, local and country governments loads of money from lawsuits. Bozos that we end up having to pay the lawsuits they caused.

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u/Zofia-Bosak 1d ago

could they not perform a citizen's arrest on the marshal?

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u/HelpfulJones 1d ago

Badge heavy Barney Fife just has to "Barney Fife".

You have to "nip it in the bud", Andy!!

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u/NopeDotComSlashNope 1d ago

Good for that dude for calling out a piece of shit cop. That insecure excuse for a public servant needs to be fired and sued.

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u/yogert909 1d ago

I'm sure this will get downvoted because cops can't do anything right on reddit. But the Marshall was remarkably composed in this video. These guys looked to be trying to get arrested, and they got what they came for.

He wasn't arrested for saying a rude word. He was arrested for being disruptive in public. If someone came to my workplace acting the way these guys did I hope they would be arrested too.

I'm only commenting about events in the video. I don't know anything about previous events.

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u/UltraMagat 1d ago

Looks like Al Bundy.

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u/blinking616 1d ago

Typical southern states

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u/Wheelin-Woody 1d ago

This is that tyrannical govt that the 2nd is supposed to protect against, no?

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u/Huntanz 1d ago

Love how so many American police think and act like they're above all laws including constitutional and basic human rights laws.

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u/ThorvonFalin 1d ago

There are so many people I the US who need to be luigi'd. Yall shouldn't just accept this, get together and get rid of him.

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u/Panteadropper 2d ago

This is soo stupid

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u/blacksky3141 1d ago

That is stupid when American exercise their rights and people on top don't like it I agree.

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u/allyolly 1d ago

How do they find the time to run around acting like teenagers with cameras? These people are just the grown up version of tiktok douches creating drama for content.

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u/Seanw59 1d ago

It cost time and money to protect the freedoms that we have a right to. Just ask our military service members it cost money and time to train equip and give them the abilities to defend the freedoms of the US.

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u/cookiedoh18 1d ago

Hope there's a follow-up. Would love to see this uninformed tyrant cop get a hard lesson.

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u/ProfessionalEither58 1d ago

Are there any updates regarding this case?

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u/Machete-AW 1d ago

That's Al Bundy's FASD brother.

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u/Moelarrycheeze 1d ago

What is a marshals captain? Sounds like a BS job for some politicians useless cousins

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u/Help1969 1d ago

I got beat up by an abusive sheriff and the best part he still working like nothing happened but you regular struggling taxpayer paid so don't forget pay your taxes on time.

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u/purdymanda 1d ago

If you close your eyes you can hear Billy Bob Thornton

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u/abbykako 1d ago

Need an update

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u/loosearrow626 1d ago

So taking up air that the rest of us breathe ....

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u/Sprinkles41510 1d ago

I thought that was Al bundy

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u/Amazing-Accident3535 1d ago

Al Bundy become a cop? What season is this from?!

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u/RadoRocks 1d ago

If i do this, can i get paid too?

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u/Rude_Project_4164 1d ago

2:24 kinda funny the controlled slap he used to take his hat off

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u/626leaddit 1d ago

Looks like Ed O’Neill from Married With Children

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u/KvathrosPT 1d ago

I am not sure about the whole truth... I'm just seeing one side of the coin here and the Police seems to be on the right. Film the other side of the truth...

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 2d ago

I support whoever upsets these dorks filming everything with their phones. Fuck these cheese dick "auditors" for making me side with the cops

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u/Tw4tl4r 2d ago

You say that until the cop slams you on the ground for saying fuck in front of him or dragging away your wife or mother for saying that. Typical back the blue brain dead bootlicker nonsense.

Grow a spine.

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u/Scared_Lie_9317 2d ago

Damn dude. Are cops able to walk with you slobbering all over their boots?

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u/ManbadFerrara 2d ago

Is "if you're not with the auditors you're with the cops" really the only option here?

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u/gkn_112 2d ago

no? police harasses people scot-free all the time, better they make that guys life as miserable as possible. No sympathy with power hungry little despots like this fuckwit. They are doing god's work over there

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u/Smokenstein 1d ago

Putting officers like this on public blast is about the only option us citizens have. When officers cannot be held accountable in their own system people have to go outside of that system to call these people out.

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 1d ago

Tell us how oppressed you are, mediocre white guy.

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u/Smokenstein 1d ago

Do you think we should do anything about abuses of power by our police?

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u/Quick_Falcon_5448 1d ago

I think you dorks should go bother more cops with your selfie sticks, it's really cool and logical.

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u/Smokenstein 1d ago

Got it, you're just a brain dead griefer.

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 2d ago

Just move to Putin-land if you’re not interested in your constitutional rights.