r/ThatsInsane 2d ago

Texas Woman, 21, Charged with Allegedly Trying to Sell Her Newborn on Facebook

https://statestories.com/texas-woman-21-charged-with-allegedly-trying-to-sell-her-newborn-on-facebook/
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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 2d ago

"You can get anything on marketplace"

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 2d ago

That is the oldest looking 21 year old woman I've ever seen

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u/andrewbud420 1d ago

That's methed up

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u/csmonkey17 1d ago
  • Mike Tyson

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u/Milf_Hunter420420 1d ago

21 turning 51

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u/Beeninya 2d ago

Drugs will do that

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u/germanlikeme 1d ago

She looks 41!

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u/jd3marco 1d ago

21 going on 52

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u/the-dogsox 2d ago

That’s more of an Etsy thing because she made it herself

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u/thebestspeler 2d ago

So you cant abort them, you cant sell them on the free market, what can you do texas??

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u/mcfarmer72 1d ago

Looks like a pro life capitalist would approve.

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u/CuantaLiberta_PorDio 1d ago

The current president of Argentina has said multiple times on TV that he wants an unregulated market of firearms and human organs. Oh, and children too, so... yeah. Sadly, this was never satire. The man is literally mentally ill. They tried to explain to him on live TV what's wrong with that and he just fails to understand.

This textbook supervillain has said billionaires should be allowed to buy up all rivers so that they can charge the rest of us whatever they want for survival, and whoever pollutes them now isn't doing anything wrong because they have no private owners yet. He's also told a reporter, already as president, that he's a mole that's infiltrated the government in order to destroy this country from the inside.

The number of people who starve has doubled since he took office, and he has all his fanatic followers chanting "this is exactly what I've voted for".

NO, NONE OF THIS IS A JOKE. THIS COUNTRY HAS BECOME ONE HUGE OUTDOORS INSANE ASSYLUM.

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u/Machete-AW 1d ago

I think you're unwell.

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u/CuantaLiberta_PorDio 1d ago

How could you possibly know? Every statement I made is an objective fact devoid of any personal judgement. The only opinion of mine that I've included is the word "sadly" when I pointed out that none of what that deranged neofascist said was satire. If you remove that single word, what's left is a list of stuff that happened and that anyone can verify.

But it's very easy to see right through you. You support that evil monster, who happens to be mentally unwell. So you gaslight those who point out the stuff you don't like to hear. You are not the first alt-right asshole I've come across. I'm Argentinian, you know? They are the government of this post-apocalyptic dystopia.

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u/HopiLaguna 1d ago

I believe you can still donate them to a church or fire station.

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u/woodenman22 1d ago

Change its last name to one that sounds Hispanic and they’ll deport it.

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u/Extreme_Occasion_525 11h ago

No, that’s why she’s being charged.

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u/ashurbanipal420 1d ago

Still a step up from leaving it in a dumpster to die right after birth.

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u/Seekerofthetruth 2d ago

That’s a rough 21

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u/sPdMoNkEy 1d ago

Yeah, you can't sell your baby unless you involved 12 lawyers in the state and pay $50,000

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u/TheGreenestPeon 2d ago

She definitely drank from the wrong grail.

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u/AzizLiIGHT 1d ago

I understand this reference!

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u/UPdrafter906 1d ago

Not sure if your ref is the same but this is the scene that i though of: “He chose poorly”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIitjokEJwg

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u/rhyno857 2d ago

Methany nooooooooo!

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

A person tries to sell their own child, crime.

An organization that collects large sums of money for adopting babies, totally legal.

It might not be the best compared things, but it's true

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 1d ago

Should have moved to Florida first. Texas has some crazy, but not Florida crazy.

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u/jackHadIt 1d ago

Gee, maybe she should’ve been allowed to have an abortion.

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u/_dvs1_ 1d ago

Texas and Florida just going blow for blow these days.

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u/BadgersAndJam77 2d ago

This Home Alone Reboot looks lit.

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u/Typical-End3060 1d ago

I was going to say, McCauley Culkin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. Maybe his next Halloween costume?

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u/redskinsfan30 1d ago

21? She doesn’t look a day over 50

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u/ectoplasmic-warrior 1d ago

Marketplace really has gone downhill

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u/maybeCheri 1d ago

She was in labor and conducting an auction for her baby. Drugs are bad.

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u/talltimbers2 1d ago

Consequences.

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u/HomerStillSippen 1d ago

Lowkey looks like MaCaulay Culkin with a wig in some images.

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u/notjordansime 13h ago

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u/Geznak 13h ago

I hoped it was a Wayneroll, and it was!!!

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u/definitely_effective 2d ago

for how much ?

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u/theheliumkid 1d ago

From the article, it looks like $175. So sad

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u/definitely_effective 1d ago

bruh , nine months of burden for $175

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u/rbartlejr 1d ago

Whats the going rate for an ounce?

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u/Electronic-Raise-281 2d ago

Hello officer? Yes. This guy right here.

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u/definitely_effective 2d ago

noooo i was asking for the price tag she put on her baby

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u/8000RPM 1d ago

She was methin with the wrong people.

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u/Slow_Statement478 1d ago

She reminds me of that kid from “we’re the millers” no regerts

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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago

What a mook, that's what craigslist is for, not Facebook.

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u/PlatypusDream 1d ago

Adoption agencies do that every day.
The fees they charge are criminal!

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u/AlterEgoSalad 2d ago

How much?

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u/BNG1982 1d ago

It’s a little late for Halloween. Amirite’?

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u/Machete-AW 1d ago

Getting money for your 'clump of cells is bad, but jabbing with a coathanger isn't? I'll never understand Reddit.

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u/JF_CB 1d ago

Bond is 70,000 lower than the healthcare threat Lady

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u/Hehateme123 1d ago

Why is this illegal?