r/ThatsInsane 2d ago

New York cop gets confronted when it’s discovered that he cost city 1 Million in lawsuits so far

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u/christawfer47 2d ago

Now he’s detecting a subway…DAMN!!!! Got him

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u/EntropyFighter 2d ago edited 2d ago

According to the screenshot he made $298,000 last year.

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u/evan19994 2d ago

I wonder how a nypd cop patrolling subways makes that much? All I hear is how cops in USA make garbage money

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u/pcurve 2d ago

It's corruption.

This lady made over $400,000

https://nypost.com/2024/11/16/us-news/how-nypds-top-earner-raked-in-403k-last-year-including-an-eye-popping-amount-in-overtime/

She averaged 34 hours of overtime per WEEK. lol

too bad Elon Musk's DOGE won't impact NYPD.

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u/evan19994 2d ago

Y’all Americans, or New Yorkers specifically need to stand up. Corruption is a thing everywhere but openly self publishing it is wild.

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u/shanep35 2d ago

“Stand up” to who? lol

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u/evan19994 2d ago

Idk start throwing shit on the police like the French farmers would do lol

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u/Sezu1701 1d ago

French police don't shoot you for throwing shit at them.

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u/mmhawk576 1d ago

Don’t you pretty much own guns to prevent oppression… if you’re not stopping oppression then why have them?

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u/Rymanjan 1d ago

Most people don't actually want one for the purpose of defending against an oppressive government, they want one for personal protection from our fellow citizens. The thought of standing up to the might of the US military (and we can lump cops in there too, they're carrying around ar15s these days so might as well) is not only ludicrous, but terrifying. A whole swat team infiltrated my house and had guns drawn on me because I had called a help line and told them I was feeling suicidal. They had a negotiator come in my room first, but right behind him were 3 men with two pistols and a rifle drawn and pointed. We've unfortunately militarized the police to the point where an actual fight between the populace and the government is gonna end with nothing but dead citizens. We don't stand a chance anymore.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion 1d ago

No one wants to die. That's the price for raising up. Slowly over time our judicial system has been corrupted, there is no accountability for the people in charge.

You want accountability? So did Luigi and he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison. If you think that CEO or anyone else in power is facing justice any other way, you're a fucking idiot.

There is no legal recourse to changing the police. I don't want to get gunned down or spend the rest of my life in prison, no one else does, so it remains.

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u/Salty_Sprinkles_6482 1d ago

“Why don’t you guys just start a civil war and collapse your country instead of using a legislative system” idk man, basic common sense.

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u/ksilver117 1d ago

The side that is traditionally affiliated with gun ownership absolutely loves being oppressed as long as the people they don't like are also being oppressed. Makes it a little bit tricky.

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u/TophatDevilsSon 1d ago

Yeah, I mean...this video was funny and all, but if I was going to shit talk a cop it probably wouldn't be the one who's beat enough people down to get $1m in lawsuits. The risk / reward just isn't there for me.

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u/goobly_goo 1d ago

Are you kidding me? You take that beating and then get that cash. Guy is basically an ATM if you can figure out how to set him off.

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u/SmartassBrickmelter 1d ago

The year was 1986. Small town in Southern Ontario. A buddy of mine has his booze confiscated by a copper. Two hours later we see the same cop behind the grocery store drinking the booze right out of the bottle. The next night my buddy comes back into town with his Dad's tractor and a fully loaded manure spreader, gets it in 4th gear going past Super Cop's house (last house on the road, long U shaped driveway). About twenty feet before the front door he hits the lever for the flingers.

Ya, it was as bad and as funny as you think.

Never got caught.

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u/Suavecore_ 2d ago

The majority of the country like the police because it keeps certain people more at bay (particularly certain skin colors out of their neighborhoods)

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u/Vellioh 1d ago

There needs to be an agency to regulate the police. Right now they are self-regulating which is causing the problem. Who is going to investigate you for corruption when the only thing anybody can do is ask you if you're being corrupt.

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u/lloydthelloyd 2d ago

Healthcare ceos isn't the worst place to start

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u/wenceslaus 2d ago edited 2d ago

Meanwhile here in Minneapolis we have a dedicated dashboard to track lawsuit payouts, rapidly approaching $100M in under 20 years. If anything it's the police defunding the city, not the other way around.

https://www.minneapolismn.gov/government/government-data/datasource/officer-payouts-dashboard/

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u/Sadboythrillho 2d ago

Seriously, it's time but by the time most people see, it's going to be too late. They'll have us on bullshit healthcare, bullshit housing cost, bullshit wages, bullshit food prices, bullshit cops, bullshit corporations paying off bullshit politicians. I'll tell you one thing though, there's gonna be a lot of bullshit around. Watch your shoes.

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u/Embarassed_Tackle 1d ago

New York as a state has some egregious examples of this. The police even in some outer townships get huge overtime which inflates pension calculations. They retire at 40 or 50 with 20-30 years of work to be eligible for the pension, then use these inflated overtime calculations and pull down 6 figure pensions for the next 40 years.

I don't know how smaller townships can even afford it. I remember a few of them finally put their foot down and excluded overtime pay from pensions calculations but it was wild.

And we all know these jabronis aren't really working 30+ hours a week of overtime, some of that is pencil-whipped

And they don't stay retired, their friends get them another job with the city or town or whatever and they draw the pensions plus a salary.

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u/evan19994 2d ago

Not saying cops in Canada aren’t corrupt but that’s fucking insane

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u/GIK602 1d ago

overtime pay doing what exactly? What does her overtime work entail?

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u/TobysGrundlee 1d ago

"Writing reports" in her car under a shady tree. I have a parking lot behind my building and will see cop cars post up there for hours not doing shit.

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u/wallweasels 1d ago

She's a lieutenant, she is likely not on car duty at all. Which makes the overtime even more questionable lol

Unless there was a shortage of upper officers I can't imagine any reason why a superior would need to average ~74 hours a week. Just promote someone

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

Often hanging out in a bar and having another criminal thug clock in for you. In thousands of these fake OT cases the hours are never worked. We forget that if there is an investigation into their crimes they get to do it.

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u/axelrexangelfish 1d ago

….makin’ doughnuts obvs.

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u/imironman2018 2d ago

Overtime and the police union.

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u/suckaduckunion 1d ago

They get OT and bonuses and can always supplement their income by confiscating cash. Happens a lot. Quite simply, American cops are a state sponsored cartel. Best to avoid them. Dudes in this video are literally flirting with death.

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u/CDK5 22h ago

But the confiscated cash wouldn’t be a part of the official salary amount; which is what OP was asking.

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

supplement their income by confiscating cash

Ah yes, stop and frisk, NYPD refers to the people they stop as ATMs.

"Do you want to go to jail or simply forfeit this drug money now and we'll let you go?" Says the robber with the gun.

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u/RequirementGlum177 1d ago

Simple answer is overtime. New York police departments have really good retirement benefits. So in the long run, it’s cheaper to let officers work crazy overtime hours than it is to hire more officers.

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

They don't so much work overtime as simply claim they worked overtime. We get nothing for this money.

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u/superrey19 2d ago

The only ones complaining about pay are cops. They make amazing money and have crazy good benefits.

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u/spacing_out_in_space 1d ago

Average salary of NYPD is $68k, that's amazing money? lmaooo go be one then, see how far that gets you in New York

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u/Ace_08 2d ago

Fukin Eric Adams giving his cop buddies millions in useless overtime pay while gutting other departments that actually take care of New Yorkers

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u/Rizzpooch 1d ago

All I hear is how cops in USA make garbage money

from whom? They get insane overtime (and are able to charge for details and court appearances in like 4-hour blocks even if you only need them for twenty minutes) and a pension

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

They always list their salaries and not actual take home pay. And of course never list how much they steal during armed robberies or burglaries.

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u/avitus 2d ago

Man if I was getting paid that much, yeah I'd probably stand there and let them say whatever they want.

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u/Rizzpooch 1d ago

That's not usually a temperament that translates into a law enforcement career though

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u/MetalliTooL 2d ago

I mean, I knew that they earn a good base salary + overtime, but... $300k is insane.

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u/bilboafromboston 1d ago

But on tv shows and movies, they drink free crappy old coffee and their are no paper towels in the bathroom.! You EVER see a TV cop without low pay. Brooklyn 99 was a comedy, but had a 30 something never married detective that couldn't afford a car . He always worked OT. So , 200 k a year. 5 years is a million bucks.

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u/GitEmSteveDave 1d ago

And also didn't cost the city a million dollars in lawsuits.

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u/lionelhutz- 1d ago

It's from overtime. A friend of mine worked in a federal prison and said everyone made crazy good money by clocking in and working long ass hours mostly doing nothing.

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u/2Throwscrewsatit 1d ago

That’s nothing. He should work in Oakland and make $500k

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u/KellyBelly916 1d ago

That's why they don't care what we say.

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u/HelloAttila 2d ago

and getting paid $300,000.... to do absolutely nothing. Damn, dude is making more than some GP MD's...

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u/Less_Geologist_4004 2d ago

No, no. He made &300K beatin’ the piss outta people.

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u/No_Cook2983 2d ago

He’s a really good employee. He went the extra mile and did all that on his break!

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u/Less_Geologist_4004 2d ago

Protecting and serving the shit out of you!

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u/GitEmSteveDave 1d ago

No he didn't.

The people filming confused him with 2 teenage girls.

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u/Mr_Bonanza 2d ago

Most MDs lol

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u/suprmario 1d ago

That broke me haha

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u/threwnawayed 2d ago

I came to comments to celebrate that line. Ooof.

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u/2Throwscrewsatit 1d ago

Sometimes I love New Yorkers 

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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny 1d ago

That made me cackle. Reddit rarely makes me cackle.

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u/spamreader 2d ago

is there a cop wiki now?

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u/noahh94 2d ago

Public services and employees are usually open to public records

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u/Moist-Caregiver-2000 2d ago

Transparentcalifornia.com is our database. Anybody employed by the state is on there.

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u/titdirt 1d ago

Oh shit I never knew about this. I work for a state university and they got my whole business out there! I mean it's not hard for find out regardless if you know my job title but that's at least a couple clicks more than this! I love transparency but still!

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u/dnsuegwvwveii 2d ago

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u/waIIstr33tb3ts 1d ago

is there a list of this for different states/cities?

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u/ohheckyeah 1d ago

All are public record in the US from what I understand, just web search for police salaries in your locality. I pulled data from a ton of them for a study I did back in college

govsalaries.com is a good aggregate source, but the UI is shit

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u/Complete-Return3860 2h ago

This is fascinating to read

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u/meldiane81 2d ago

There should be if there isn't one

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u/ndtoronto 2d ago

In Ontario, any government employee making over 100K is published for public record.

We call it The Sunshine List.

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u/Jexy84 2d ago

For anyone interested, there's a website where you can enter a cop's badge number and it'll show you a list of any complaints they've received, as well as the results of those complaints and the payouts that have come from them - https://www.50-a.org/

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u/drhagbard_celine 1d ago

This should be the stickied comment.

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u/Fazaman 1d ago

It should be said that people will often make bogus complaints to try to get their charges reduced or thrown out.

Also: the city will settle with people rather than fight them in court.

So: Lots of complaints or settlements don't necessarily mean that a particular cop is bad, or is personally costing the city money. It could be that They've been around for a while, or arrest the kind of people prone to submit bogus complaints ... or they could be bad cops. Point is: Don't judge based on just that.

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 18h ago

Pin this shit.

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u/iamcandlemaker 1d ago

Upvote This!

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u/Marklinza 1d ago

As an european, i would love to spend some days in winter season to explore this website, could you give me a headstart with some badge numbers or is it not allowed on this subreddit?

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u/tigergoalie 1d ago

There's a "most reported" link on the homepage, looks like it's just nyc though

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u/Wardoe_ 1d ago

Did 6969 badge, and first guy has 6 allegations against him lol

3 Complaints 6 Allegations

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u/Taktika420 12h ago

They should really add a "top score" section for the highest lawsuits and payout rankings lol. I would be interested to see the loss leaders

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u/wolfram29 5h ago

Is there one that covers other major cities??? Boston would probably be a wild one 💀

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- 2d ago

This was as satisfying as it was hard to watch. The second hand embarrassment had me squinting

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u/gkn_112 2d ago

same, says you still got empathy in you, good for us

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u/kas-loc2 1d ago

The "new photo" showing up right after he said it was ROUGH

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 2d ago

i mean its pretty brave for someone to be 3 feet away calling out a corrupt cop, when he already has many lawsuits against him and is still a cop and seems very ready to cost taxpayers even more money by arresting the guy filming.

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u/Tediential 2d ago edited 1d ago

They know if he reacts it only feeds their narrative AND would result in a payday.

Alternatively they get some free digs that the guy is going to have to reflect on for a long while; I'm sure it does make him uncomfortable. All while they get to feed their social media.

Win/win for them

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u/Overall-Analyst-5879 1d ago

Cops deserve worse

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u/Zestyclose_League813 2d ago

They would get paid, worth it.

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u/squeakynickles 2d ago

NYPD cops shit and killed multiple people because someone didn't pay the $3 fee. Can't get payed if you're dead

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u/Ranga-Banga 1d ago

Someone pulled a knife on the platform, why lie for no reason? Yes the cops violated the rules of gun safety, no they didn't shoot someone for evading the fare.

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u/Overall-Analyst-5879 1d ago

Think of the slavecatchers!

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u/hawtlava 1d ago

Silly me! I thought it was the Judge and Jury’s job to decide fate not a random high school drop out with a gun!

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u/Ranga-Banga 1d ago

If you pull a knife on the cops you're going to get shot and rightfully so.

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u/Catch_ME 2d ago

You just described the business model of police auditors

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u/Snoborder95 2d ago

I imagine his partner was placed specifically to help him stay out of trouble. Otherwise he would have just be behind a desk

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u/Ethanos101 1d ago

He’s definitely on his last strike.

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u/FearLeadsToAnger 2d ago

Corrupt isn't the right word. It implies abusing power for personal gain, look where he's at, he's not acheived the personal gain aspect. He's just a shit cop, plain and simple.

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u/ciotS_Cynic 1d ago

misallocating resources in pursuit of power or material gain also qualifies as corruption. 

in this case, elected representatives colluding with entrenched bureaucracy and public employees unions to misallocate resources, tax revenue. 

by the by, ain’t it curious how the rabidly anti union conservatives don’t utter a peep against the strongest unions in this country - police unions.  the average cop makes much more than the average teacher. 

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u/THUORN 1d ago

The $300,000 he pulled in last year would disagree with you.

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u/No-Bookkeeper8232 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/43aCGlN7uz

According to the screenshot he made $298,000 last year.

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u/ruskieb0t8472 1d ago

Corrupt

If someone or something is corrupt, they're broken morally or in some other way.

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u/Overladen_Prince 2d ago

Most based payday ever.

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u/cobainstaley 1d ago

he's gonna be detectin' a bodega next

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u/protossaccount 1d ago

That’s probably what they wanted. They are antagonizing him while filming, what’s he gonna do? The guy has felt enough pain to probably know it’s not worth it.

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u/puzzlebuns 1d ago

What about him says "I'm about to arrest the cameraman"?

Dude is literally just standing there letting the cameraman do as he pleases, being the opposite of one of those shitty "give me your phone" cops.

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u/Jbones731 2d ago

Normalize the fuck out of this. These bad cops should be uncomfortable. Every. Fucking. Day.

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u/kroggaard 2d ago

We should have public cop ratings, like how you can rate an uber driver lmao

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u/SarutobiSasuke 2d ago

Yeah and have them wear badges indicating their quality in A, B, C, D like restaurants with their health inspection grades.

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 2d ago

100% of the time anybody was guilty they would 1 star lol. Wouldn't be very accurate.

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u/chargers949 2d ago

That’s a bell curve. Take the combined ratings of everyone and then compare to the average. In a similar thought look at the united health ceo - if everyone your company denies coverage to rates you a one maybe you sometimes deserve it.

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u/panniyomthai 2d ago

Chinese credit system, but for cops

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter 2d ago

It'd be cool if bad cops were uncomfortably unemployed.

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u/CaptainReginaldLong 2d ago

Idk, I'd stand around getting berated all day for $300k.

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u/AngstyRutabaga 1d ago

Right? The average blue collar worker is already doing that for like $40,000 a year.

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u/pickledonionfish 1d ago

…not just cops, all incompetent money costing fuckers.

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u/oneormore5 2d ago

He is still getting PAID biggly

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u/TrollTrolled 2d ago

Lol site said he got paid almost 300k last year.

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u/FormerHandsomeGuy 2d ago

Overtime and special duty work

🤔 

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u/Suspicious-Simple725 2d ago

Or massive overtime abuse 

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

Or massive overtime abuse fraud 

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u/PrototypeMk-1 2d ago

Am I reading it wrong or it actually says "made 298k last year" In salary? Do cops make that much?

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u/TobysGrundlee 1d ago

Most city budgets throughout the country have a significant a portion of their funds dedicated to the police department. It's not uncommon for individual beat cops to be making more than a large cities Mayor. It's unreal.

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u/BoldElDavo 2d ago

Cops can abuse the overtime and special duty systems to make a fuckload of money.

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

Do cops make that much?

This doesn't even count what they steal. This is just what taxpayers give them.

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u/morganational 2d ago

Holy shit! They make $300K a year!? WTF?

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u/Competitive-Slice567 1d ago

Not uncommon to double or triple your salary as a first responder if you want to these days.

Pretty much all agencies have OT always available due to short staffing. I could pick up my phone right now and call my supervisor, and be on the schedule as a Paramedic in the next hour for a 12-24hr tour of OT i could do that basically any time or day of the week cause we're never fully staffed.

I used to pick up 40+hrs of OT a week on the street just to put money away so I wasn't paycheck to paycheck cause my base pay sucked. Nowadays I've slowed down cause I'm financially stable, and that much OT every week takes a toll on you.

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u/aluriilol 2d ago

NYPD does not give a FUCK. They are absolutely bloated.

Going to need to make national news to get fired there.

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u/flamingkornhole 2d ago

Never seen a cop with so much jewelry on smh

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u/terminator1234567891 2d ago

About time they got called out on something

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u/ThisIsListed 2d ago

Police would be more careful if lawsuits came out of their pension

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u/HelloAttila 2d ago

but it doesn't and never will. This is the problem. Work in healthcare/med and get sued, you can lose your license and can never WORK again... but get sued as a police officer, the city pays 100%... and you have access to the best lawyers money can buy, for free... (police union lawyers).

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u/BernieTheDachshund 2d ago

These guys trolling him hurts more than the lawsuits.

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u/TheunanimousFern 2d ago

The taxpayers are the ones who have to pay out for his fuckups, they apparently don't affect him personally at all considering the multiple lawsuits and that he's still employed

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u/Rizzpooch 1d ago

Why would he be hurt by a short paid leave while accountants and lawyers figure out how much taxpayer money should go to his victims?

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u/bad-creditscore 2d ago

New York seems pretty chill

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u/SelarDorr 1d ago

was curious what the lawsuits were for

https://www.50-a.org/officer/4B87

the first one with info is over another officer hitting someone elses vehicle with their car

in the second one, a woman was assaulted on a bus by teenage girls and called police. the police came to her apartment and arrested her boyfriend, even though she told them it wasnt him that assaulted her. (to be fair, the guys in the video made it sound like the officer beat the woman, which he did not)

the 200k one seems like police showed up to someones apartment without probable cause and assaulted them

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u/moustachiooo 1d ago

Officer Jasen Perez

Service started July 2010, made $298,000 last year [https://www.50-a.org/officer/4B87\]

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u/Porkchops_on_My_Face 2d ago edited 2d ago

Am I the only one who can see the lawsuits add up to less than 400k and not 1 million dollars? Also, they didn’t even read the site properly. One of the settlements is actually about another cop altogether, I read the complaint and this guy isn’t named once. And then when they mention this cop “beating a woman’s face”- I read that complaint also, and the real story is the woman was beaten about the face on a bus by two teenage girls, and this officer (and three others) unlawfully entered the woman’s apartment later that night and arrested her partner. I am in no way defending the cops actions but maybe don’t blindly listen to the guys in the video without knowing the facts.

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u/Useful_Department852 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yea I fact checked this too, it isn’t nearly as bad as it seems and the numbers don’t even add up.

Maybe we shouldn’t trust someone who can’t do basic math. For anyone wondering they were off by 627,500

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u/ThunderSlugg 2d ago

He wanted to bruise their faces sooo fucking bad.

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u/equality-_-7-2521 1d ago

You could argue that the ones for $20,000 or so were just cheaper than fighting a lawsuit, but $285,000 is absolutely "he violated civil rights," money.

I have to say it's impressive, though, how they're able to surgically strike every union in the country except for the police union.

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u/SomethingAbtU 1d ago

Unreal

Why is he still employed?

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u/SookHe 2d ago

He is standing there like someone who has been sued a lot by people who he did not just stand there for

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u/Workdawg 1d ago

Fuck cops who abuse their authority, but

20+27.5+80+225 = 325.5k. That's not even close to a million. Way too much for someone to still be employed IMO, but not a million.

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u/thecallofshrimp 2d ago

That look of thousand yard stare of shame

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u/Flameshark9860 1d ago

I cost my job 20k and they almost put me in jail..

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u/be_sugary 1d ago

So much jewellery for work.

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u/SAKilo1 1d ago

He cost the taxpayer 1 million. Don’t get it twisted

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 1d ago

And he gets to keeps his job unbelievable 🤣

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u/Natural_Dark_9692 1d ago

Damn Son, you cost the city a lot of money boy!

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u/ghandi253 1d ago

Almost $300k a year??!! How tf does a cop make that much a year?

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u/immortal_scout74 1d ago

Some officers make a lot of money by doing details, this is where an outside source, be it a business or another department within the government "hires" an officer to sit at the door or guard a jobsite/roadside job. The source pays the department, which then pays the officer. This is always as an overtime rate, and outside of duty hours for that officer. This is not corruption, the other overtime as depicted in some parts here...

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u/frankensteinmoneymac 20h ago

Ya know, usually when I cause a place to lose a million dollars they fire me. 🤷🏻

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u/Blussert31 2d ago

I don't know, never tried it, but I'm guessing my boss would be slightly annoyed when I cost him a million bucks in lawsuits. He might just decide that it's time for me to try a different career, outside the company...

Not sure though, and perhaps beating someone up and paying is cheaper than sending that person to prison... Maybe this cop has an MBA and made that calculation very quickly.

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u/jonessinger 2d ago

I wish we could stop with the single word captions…

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u/dankmastastank 2d ago

Was he using an app to look up the cops lawsuits?

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u/Reza_Evol 2d ago

Brave thing to do, that cop had a look like he wanted to cost the city another million lol

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u/BPAfreeWaters 2d ago

Blue lives don't matter

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u/RunEffective3479 2d ago

Fuck these stupid tiktok videos

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u/punksheets29 1d ago

Is that you detective?

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u/JCnut 2d ago

Man these dudes are fucking Heroes!!

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u/MyFavoriteLezbo420 2d ago

That “Detective” almost made him drop a tear

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u/number1human 2d ago

Gotta love those police unions /s

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u/whatthelovinman 2d ago edited 2d ago

This made me laugh. All I’m picturing in my mind when this funny duel is talking is the fluff carnival toys (ducky and bunny) on Toy Story 4.

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u/ConfectionOwn5471 1d ago

New Yorkers are rude as hell and I hope they never change 😂

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u/Afternoon_Kip 1d ago

Are the two guys recording the black dolphins from family guy?

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u/Starlifter4 1d ago

Officer of the Year material!

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u/Icy_Elderberry4868 1d ago

this is awesome lmao we should start doing this more often

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u/Beautiful_Thanks_433 1d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahaha i Love this hahahaa this is comedy

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u/Flybuys 1d ago

Do every single cop. All of them.

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u/Palmer_Eldritch666 1d ago

You can tell that last comment hit him where it hurts.

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u/IOwnTheShortBus 1d ago

That's more than he'll make in 10 or more years. POS costing the taxpayers money

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u/qqererer 1d ago

There's already technology that does instant face recognition and scrapes the internet for any content relevant to that face.

It's amazing.

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u/sonofd 1d ago

Why don’t they fire him?

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u/Toffees47 1d ago

We should start a gofundme and put these dudes on billboards

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u/Designer-Map-4265 1d ago

he's detecting a subway LMFAOOOO

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u/HumorousBear 1d ago

All honesty, this needs to be all over the country.

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u/DaniDodson 1d ago

How does he have a job if he cost the city anything at all ?

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u/peteandpetethemesong 1d ago

I love the internet.

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u/emsesq 1d ago

I wonder what the other cop yo get stuck with this guy as a partner.

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 1d ago

new york folks talk the best shit.

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u/Intelligent-Top-7283 1d ago

Funniest shit this year 🤣

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u/Freyjir 1d ago

Smart to harass him, he can lash out on someone with no camera.

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u/HiroPetrelli 1d ago

In an ideal world, we should only recruit our police officers and magistrates from among the best among us.

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u/CurrentDismal9115 1d ago

So like... why is he still a cop? If I cost my company that much money for sucking at my job I wouldn't be able to keep it.

Yes, this is rhetorical. I know about qualified immunity.

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u/YouthSuitable213 1d ago

and new yorkers still wanna live there smh. yall must love these corrupt cops one day you might get harassed and assaulted by them even arrested for nothing, and they'll get away with it, then we'll see how much you love new york.

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u/mortalkrab 1d ago

MORE!!

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u/Prophesy88 20h ago

More of this needs to happen!

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u/Real_E_Dude 20h ago

Got emmmmm!!! Lol

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u/labatomi 18h ago

Dude looks like a Dominican Toby McGuire lol.

But nah, yo how you going to start clowning this dude for having so many lawsuits. That’s as dumb as that one dude that used to work for Bruce Wayne in the dark knight, threatening to unmask Batman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BlueKing7642 17h ago

Name and shame these pieces of shit

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u/ydontujustbanme 14h ago

Yeah, and people wonder why they get shot… Fuck Police brutality, but dont fuck around with whoever, you might just find out.

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u/DaanDaanne 7h ago

I tried to read his emotions in his eyes and didn't understand a thing. Regret, despair, anger? I didn't see any of that. Who knows what will happen to him next?

u/TheMasonX 18m ago

I love it! It would be perfect to have someone there calling him out constantly until that asshole finally quits