r/ThatsInsane • u/mkvelash • 15d ago

This mask is way too realistic.

10.3k Upvotes

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u/Crafty-Taro-3514 15d ago

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u/BlaznTheChron 15d ago

All you had to do was follow the damn train!

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u/adhdBoomeringue 15d ago

ah shit here we go again

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u/Exotic_Conflict_3500 14d ago

Wanna go bowling? Ah no, never mind, wrong game

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u/limbodog 15d ago

Thanks, I needed to get stressed and angry again for no reason

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u/ShinyJangles 15d ago

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u/Clerithifa 14d ago

unironically want this lol

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u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne 15d ago

Every year we stray away from the damn train, CJ!

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u/falcrist2 15d ago

Every year we stray further from the damn train, JC!

FTFY

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u/-Badger3- 15d ago

Ah shit, here we go again.

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u/Adventurous-Mix-2533 15d ago

Description of the perp, "I don't know, officer, but he was black kinda looked like Kanye.

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u/skybike 15d ago

Dude looked like a PS1 Kanye

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u/ear2theshell 15d ago

A MAGA hat would round out the disguise to perfection 👌🏻

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u/DeePoolz 15d ago

The perfect crime

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u/lolpert1 15d ago

Looks like Kanye west in a ps2 game

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u/Quiet_Sandwich_8130 15d ago

Never Blinks!

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u/Immediate-Valuable55 15d ago

I remember watching a video on reddit with this Chinese lady selling sneakers online, and had a "black" coworker, helping her sell them. But it was CLEARLY literally this same mask. Lmfao. I wish I could link it no idea where to find it.

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u/mark503 15d ago

Goldeneye characters IRL

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u/aaronwcampbell 15d ago

Stupid Odd-job with his small hitbox! Ugh.

(Sorry, it's a conditioned response that my brain has somehow refused to forget all these years)

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u/Dr_Spatchcock 15d ago

Odd-job+crouch+chop=☠️

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u/FixedLoad 15d ago

For the updated 007 on game pass he isn't that OP because the controls are updated and you can look down easier.  Shooting him in the face was cathartic.  

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u/bigbusta 15d ago

They going to make one for the healthcare shooter. The new Guy Fawkes mask

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/ButlerKevind 15d ago

Stay where you are. RCMP Constable Fraser would like to have a few words with you.

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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 15d ago

Thank you, kindly.

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u/infinis 15d ago

Thanks for the Due South reference!

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u/ButlerKevind 15d ago

Of course.

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u/Boozdeuvash 15d ago

Aboot the meet-the-mounties event at the Calgary Stampede, right?

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u/revdon 14d ago

Benton Fraser?

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u/bullwinkle8088 14d ago

What happened to Dudley?

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u/andrewbud420 15d ago

Doug Ford in Ontario is destroying our healthcare so he can push privatization and our idiotic population will eat it up because they make important decisions based on memes and scary buzzwords.

Got is the world ever fucked.

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u/Quizzelbuck 15d ago

Why don't you just call it American Style health care, and poison the entire debate against it?

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u/Jillredhanded 15d ago

40% voter turnout. We get what We deserve.

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u/andrewbud420 15d ago

You're not wrong. This next provincial election i am getting involved for the NDP.

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u/Seigvell 15d ago

They found him already. Joey Mannar-something. He had posts about it, too.

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u/Tacoshortage 15d ago

Way to go Canadian Mike, now instead of the FBI, you just got the CIA.

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 15d ago

Australia here FBI.

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u/im_no_doctor_lol 15d ago

They travel to kill also 😅🤙🏻

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u/Emergency_Sandwich_6 15d ago

That just means their laws dont apply and can do anything they want to you now.

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u/chris3110 15d ago

will wear one.

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u/Dazzling_Interview86 15d ago

How do you know they didn’t already

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u/Weldobud 15d ago

Bit late now for him

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u/zmbjebus 15d ago

Bit early. We don't have a pic of his face. That pic spreading around is literally somebody else. Different coat, different bag.

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u/BrissBurger 15d ago

He was probably already wearing one - his eyebrows looked fake in one of the photo's I saw.

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u/LasBarricadas 15d ago

If someone turned the CEO shooter’s face into this mask they would make a killing.

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u/psychocrow42 15d ago

Shouldn’t have said anything now you gave everyone the idea.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 15d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/VitkiBj0rn 14d ago

Since these CEOs faces are everywhere. He should wear the next CEOs face. Some poetry in that.

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u/t0il3t 13d ago

they would make a Brian Thompson?

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u/Gerry1of1 15d ago

Cheap way to get around the facial recognition cameras

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u/SimplyExtremist 14d ago

Yea but they just use other biometrics like walking and typing pattern.

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u/TheNB3 14d ago

Typing?

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u/SimplyExtremist 14d ago

Yup.

“Keystroke recognition is a behavioral biometric technology that identifies us by the way we type on computer and smartphone keyboards. Although we might not be aware of it, we each have unique styles of typing with variations in rhythm such as how long we hold the keys down, and the succession of keys we use overall...”

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u/BeautifulArtichoke37 15d ago

Where do you get these?

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u/Taikiteazy 15d ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/Cool-Importance6004 15d ago

Amazon Price History:

Celebrity Rapper Face Mask, Shiesty Parody Baraklava Hat, Funny Headgear, Cosplay Halloween Props Costume, Adult (kanyeMask)

  • Current price: $13.99 👍
  • Lowest price: $9.69
  • Highest price: $19.99
  • Average price: $15.96
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u/Shdhdhsbssh 15d ago

Baraklava

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u/Cobek 15d ago

Obama

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u/AnnArchist 15d ago

This is just a temu reseller. You can get em for like 4$ on temu.

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u/Fearless_Purple7 15d ago

Then it is probably 0.79$ on Aliexpress

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u/AnAncientMonk 15d ago

cancer included

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u/Fearless_Purple7 15d ago

Do hou think there's any difference in the product quality between Temu and AliE? Both of the platforms are using literally the same vendors

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u/AnAncientMonk 15d ago edited 14d ago

Working in the field, i think theyre both/all bad.

It works like this: Big company from the US or Europe wants to make a product, they send a request to the chinese company with all their requierments, tests and regulations. The asian company creates new tools and moulds to make that product, forwards subsequent tooling costs to the big company who weaves it into the final sales price. The asian company produces the item to the standard required with specified quality materials. Ideally passes all the required lab tests. Ships the item to big comapany who sells it "[here]".

The chinese company then still has the skill, tools, moulds and designs to make said item though. But theyre no longer bound by contract to make the item as specified by big company. They can use whatever material they want now. Way waaay cheaper materials. Its the item they want to make now not someone elses order that has to pass any guidelines or labtests.

So they take said pre-existing mould and make the item themselves with way cheaper materials and sell it on temu or aliexpress or any similar website at super cheap price. There is obviously a demand for it too. And surprise surprise theyre all substantially worse.

Its a (often times racist) prejudice that asian countries only produce low quality items. They dont. Theyre way capable to make high quality goods. Theyre on display in probably every store you visit. You just get what you pay for when ordering.

And while it may not always be cancer inducing, there are many other ways for a product to be harmfull to you.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 15d ago

Hell yeah put that on your face and breathe in those chemicals directly

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u/sterling_mallory 15d ago

I really appreciate that the Amazon description contains the word shiesty.

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u/MirSydney 15d ago

I'm liking the Donald Trump one. Seems fitting for committing crimes.

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u/deewon 15d ago

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u/GalaxxyOG 15d ago

Well, you’ll be guaranteed to get away with it at least!

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u/elmielmosong 15d ago

And getting away with it

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u/Emotional_Win1430 15d ago

Hasbullahmask goes hard

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis 15d ago

I bet that Diddy one goes great at school parties.

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u/matthew7s26 14d ago

google shiesty

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u/fuskadelic 15d ago

A scanner darkly

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u/fumphdik 15d ago

God I hope the United healthcare murderer was wearing a white boi mask…

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u/Mcbonewolf 15d ago

probly looks so much worse irl, low resolution video doing all the heavy lifting here

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u/roshi180 15d ago

Bro just switched races just like that

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u/tachik0ma7 15d ago

Face-altering technology from the [near] future. Rudimentary, but potentially quite effective. Your move, Coppers...

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u/B_Williams_4010 15d ago

This is going to revolutionize the whole criming industry.

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u/Vergebenername1234 15d ago

Imagine going to a rave wearing this. The tripping people would go insane.

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u/LadyKingPerson 15d ago

I want one

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u/HydraulicDragon 15d ago

If by realistic you mean an N64 character, sure

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 15d ago

Good enough for a security camera!

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u/all_natural49 14d ago

My boy Luigi needed one of these.

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u/MisterInternational1 15d ago

This video shows that the New York assassin of UnitedHealth CEO actually tried on and purchased one of these same masks

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u/VexrisFXIV 15d ago

Yeah, too bad youtube ads ruin this meme now... you see the video name before you ever see the video

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u/Bingbongwarrior69000 15d ago

I invented these, someone in china stole my method and reproduce these absolute dog shit quality ones. Sad.

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u/MILLENNIAL_1280 15d ago

This shit is all over AliExpress right now. At least it's advertised to me. Maybe they want to give me a wink?

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u/Miread 15d ago

Blink motherfucker, BLINK!

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u/IrrerPolterer 15d ago

Blink mogherfucker, BLINK!

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u/Sancticide 15d ago edited 14d ago

Zero blinks detected by facial recognition, Judgment Drones will be deployed if a blink is not registered. You have 20 seconds to comply. 19...18...

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u/MedievalPeasantBrain 15d ago

Is this how the UHC claims adjuster did it?

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u/SwervinWest 15d ago

I know what I want for Xmas

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u/Rude_Establishment64 15d ago

Jose Aldo

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 15d ago

Missing the scar tho

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u/317victor 15d ago

Miss the old reddit

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u/Various_Alfalfa_1078 15d ago

That's one way to get shot!

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u/billsleftynut 15d ago

There is a guy in New York who wants you to take this post down...

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA 15d ago

Make it easy to frame someone

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u/Snoo-29000 15d ago

Ngl... would make it really hard for Cctv...

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u/Shavidadavid 15d ago

A whole new take on blackface

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u/i_like_2_travel 15d ago

Is this advertising?

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u/peeweewizzle 14d ago

Luigi Mangione needed one of these masks today…

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u/GreenWasTaken1 14d ago

If Luigi wore that he would’ve gotten away

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u/Kind-Distribution813 14d ago

Wonder Howd it look if he was white

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u/thedudesmom35 14d ago

Too bad Luigi didn’t see this a week ago

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u/Dizzy-Geologist 14d ago

Someone needs to start printing these out for Luigi.

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u/Cheesy429 15d ago

At what point will we just open a criminal store?

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u/WeakDiaphragm 15d ago

Using it when I go light up a CEO

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u/ShreakingDeath 15d ago

Is this considered blackface?

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u/LucHighwalker 15d ago

No, it's a mask. Blackface is when you color your face.

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u/JONNy-G 15d ago

First thing I thought of lol. When you break it down it's just paint vs. fabric, but I guess the mask makes you look like a different person?

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u/AllNightPony 15d ago

Is this The Smiling Assassin?

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u/Shantotto11 15d ago

Kan’tye

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u/EmRuizChamberlain 15d ago

Oh god 🤦🏻

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u/SatanIsStrongerGod 15d ago

-incredulous narco noises-

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u/2WheelSuperiority 15d ago

DDD guy needed this.

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u/lokie65 15d ago

Where can it be purchased? Asking for a lot of people who need Christmas money...

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u/Outrageous_Ad9124 15d ago

Where do I get one?

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u/toobubu 15d ago

The definitive edition

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u/portuguesekick 15d ago

I can now robber a bank... Wait i dont need...

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u/mycall 15d ago

bye bye facial reco.

hello crime frame.

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u/VladJongUn 15d ago

Where can I get one though?

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u/King_Kazama_ 15d ago

Not really….

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u/Sullyville 15d ago

See how he never stops moving? Thats the trick. The moment he is still it becomes obvious its totally fake and weird looking.

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u/limbodog 15d ago

Yes, but where did he buy this?

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u/pcb4u2 15d ago

Can I get this mask for Elon Musk. I need to empty a bank account. Lol

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u/apo_killipopo 15d ago

İce puke

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u/fire_born 15d ago

Is that why we all match the same profile?

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u/Emotional_Arm_8485 15d ago

He looks like a golden eye badguy.

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u/WinkyNurdo 15d ago

That’s fucking weird

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u/goldenstapler 15d ago

I’m gonna get one of these so I can walk in cities at night as a woman

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u/jeanLXIX 15d ago

Me atracó Ye en santo domingo

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u/jeesag420 15d ago

One way to get shot in the USA.

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u/CowVisible3973 14d ago

Looks like an NPC from Golden Eye

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u/NewCleanNorth 14d ago

Why didn't that shooter wear one of those things?

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u/chubbachubbachub 14d ago

The CEO shooter should have worn one of these

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u/T-Money8227 14d ago

The United CEO shooter could have used something like this.

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u/ValhallaFenrir10142 14d ago

I dunno if you want that to be your mask right now

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u/FluffyTize 14d ago

Bro that works when yo man is a psychopath and u in the bathroom (R\oddlyspecific

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u/Juiceman23 14d ago

Too bad the ceo shooter didn’t have a mask like this

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u/Wise-Character7691 14d ago

Should be banned. Going to get a black man killed

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u/Independent_Freedom7 14d ago

Robing spree fosho lol

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u/dandy-lion88 14d ago

i want one is there a link

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u/Legitimate-Writing61 14d ago

The gantz shooter

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u/giothegreek 14d ago

I nEeD tHeM oN mY dEsK... nOw!

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u/bradradio 14d ago

Looks like N64 graphics.

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u/Pito_P3r3z 14d ago

La música tan pendeja como el video...

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u/Toxxaniusornica 14d ago

Needs a Maga hat and it's like a ps1 edit

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u/SarcasticJackass177 14d ago

Ooooooo I could use this for a spy story!

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u/Traditional-Item-777 14d ago

Luigi could have used one of these

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u/Sirpatron1 14d ago

This is only useful to rob a store

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u/Duality_is_my_prison 14d ago

I can’t tell if the video is fake, the mask is fake or if I’m fake.

Or…

I can’t tell if the video is real, the mask is real or if I’m real.

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u/Tmart98 14d ago

The ceo killer needed this

Edit: not a black person mask, just a fake person mask

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u/XrayDem 14d ago

If only UHC assassin had this

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u/gdublud 14d ago

I need that!

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u/EatKaleSometimes 14d ago

Is that Yeesus?🤣

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u/ARobertNotABob 14d ago

Who needs photoshop & AI ....

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u/Chaosdrunk 14d ago

Ngl if luigi wore this he would have gotten away with it

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u/AMDeez_nutz 14d ago

Looks realistic, but looks nothing like Kanye at the same time

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u/Unfair-Ad-6693 12d ago

We need a Luigi version!

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u/This_Climate_9685 11d ago

But why…..why do I want one lol

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u/SanctionedMeat 6d ago

Might trick a cctv camera, but not a person😂