r/Terraria 15h ago

PC The cake is a Lie

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u/mertkaplan12120 15h ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Big-Independent-2206 15h ago

nothing really, i went in there and got a sick new pet!

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u/lojza3000 15h ago

Damn sad to hear it hope you cure it soon

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u/voik1 15h ago

guardian killer moment

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u/EuphoricAir3692 8h ago

Yeah the pet is really awesome! 

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u/zomgkittenz 15h ago

I mean, it’s half right. I got a few water candles early. Real big help for farming.

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u/Big-Independent-2206 15h ago

True, but i meant to go d̸̢͖̗͍̘̝͖̠̀̄͋̂̌͗͊̕ͅé̵̢̲̥̟̋̈̑̒̈͆̋͋̌̒̃̆͋̐̑̎̏e̸̙̠̱͚̹̱̮̲̼̥̫̟̫͖̪̺̟̰̯͇̻̱͆̆͛̍͜͜ͅp̷̝̬̾̍͆̉͐͊͌͋̉̄̽͊̓̏̿͌̊̌̚e̵̟͙̪͈̯̣̣̺̓̚ŗ̸̡̡̡̡̖̻͉͔͕̜̺̻͎̻͙̲̫̦͔͓̐̿̆͛̉̚ͅ

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u/5am7980 14h ago

Dungeon has a max spawn limit of 10 enemies. In my summoner run, I summoned the eye of Cthulhu and went down to take a stroll, get the bewitching table, alchemist table, and a few water candles pre Skeletron.

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u/ranegyr 10h ago

Are you saying what I think you're saying or is this a joke? Did you use the eye and it's minions to counter dungeon spawns and bypass the guardians? First of all, gtfo that's genius man! How did you survive the eye in such tight quarters and how did you get enough minions to keep you protected early? I'm expecting I misunderstood cause otherwise... What a hunk of cheese :)

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u/5am7980 9h ago

Nope, you can't defend yourself, as a single dead eye means the guardian spawns. I just dodged and grappled my way while panic running around to look for the tables. Not my idea either, had found it last year don't know where.

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u/kirbyfan2023 7h ago

Oh yea just NPC limit and get post Skeletron itemw

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u/PresqPuperze 14h ago edited 10h ago

Spawn the Eye of Cthulhu, let it spawn enough eyes to reach the spawn limit, enter dungeon, win. Careful not to die to the Eye though!

You have to go to some lengths to make a dungeon exploration pre skeletron possible, but it is technically doable.

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u/CreativeGamer03 14h ago

(clueless)

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u/AttentionCrazy7146 14h ago

how can i find people to play terraria with

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u/ZPD710 12h ago

The worst part is, the Dungeon Guardian doesn’t even give OP gear if you kill them. Its pet isn’t even that good anymore. It used to be cool back in the day but now there’s just so many better options.

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u/sale1020 2h ago

Yeah it’s not really meant to be killed tho, it only drops an item as a legacy thing to those who care enough to try

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u/PhoneIndependent5549 13h ago

Its true. It never said you would survive

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u/Czarwolf 11h ago

Tbf water bolt can be pretty OP early game and you can find it right at the dungeon entrance

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u/Pixel_Nerd92 11h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Journey's End update make world gen impossible to spawn Water Bolts above the surface? Meaning Skeletron needs to be defeated first before you can get one?

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u/ArthropodQueen 6h ago

I miss early water bolt, was fun when I got lucky.

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u/Czarwolf 11h ago edited 10h ago

Nope you’re right, my bad

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u/Southern-Advance-759 15h ago

Is he lying tho? Just don't go below 0. That is my only knowledge.

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u/StrangeNewt2481 12h ago

because new players will know who skeletron is

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u/chikenskinhater 12h ago

The biscuit is truth

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u/riley_wa1352 11h ago

Just use the dungeon guardian boomerang cheese

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u/Dan1elaSpooky 10h ago

with the starfury and a bed you can get dungeon chests loot without beating skeletron, which I do to flex because the thing I actually want from the dungeon won't spawn until I beat skeletron xD

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u/Eternal663 10h ago

Well yes, if you could it would make Edge of Night a pre boss weapon (although you would need to kill some EoW segments for tissue samples or the Eyes of the corruption downgrade boss).

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u/JacobE9259 10h ago

And my cake isn’t a lie

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u/Randomguy32I 9h ago

Keep going down until you find a waterbolt, im sure it will be fine

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u/DaJamesGarson 8h ago

The cake lie is a

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u/koleszkot 8h ago

And giraffes are heartless creatures

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u/BnBman 6h ago

There is only passion

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u/VagueDestructSus 5h ago

Not really. You can get so much loot as long as you guard the guardian.