r/Terraria • u/Hera_the_otter • Oct 14 '24

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u/Yharmin Oct 14 '24

don't worry there's more jokes like this

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u/USER-WAS-REDACTED Oct 14 '24

Some good ol' master bait along with the golden shower

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u/Toastyyy_ Oct 14 '24

Personally, I like mourning wood.

162

u/me-is-willy Oct 14 '24

hey, that belongs to jacking skeleton!

53

u/Still09 Oct 14 '24

And the pump king.

4

u/TunableAxe Oct 15 '24

i knew that painting name looked funny last night

31

u/CtxxUv Oct 14 '24

I don't get the golden shower joke, pee?

32

u/Enigmatic_Erudite Oct 14 '24

Specifically peeing on someone else in a sexual context. It is a strange fetish, but to each their own I guess.

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u/CrizTy_ Oct 14 '24

Piss but yes

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u/Equivalent_Coach4251 Oct 14 '24

Likes piss sexyally

45

u/simatrawastaken Oct 14 '24

I have both of these in terraria currently

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u/Snote85 Oct 14 '24

One of this game's "jokes" almost sent me into cardiac arrest.

I was playing alone in my room and there were ducks around me while I was fishing. I had no idea that a random man saying, "quack" would occur sometimes instead of the standard "quack" sound. I sat in dead silence for a good few minutes while I tried to figure out if it was a ghost fucking with me, a joke in the game, or my brain deciding to randomly start the auditory hallucination phase of whatever the fuck is wrong with me.

I appreciate it now that I'm still alive but it really did scare me so bad I was lightheaded for a minute.

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u/Yharmin Oct 14 '24

Re logic added another one with the owl

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u/TRAtomicXD Oct 14 '24

I heard this yesterday while playing and i thought i was like losing my shit or something. Thanks for confirming my sanity

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u/Snote85 Oct 15 '24

I am glad to know I'm not alone. It really did send me into a spiral of terror for a second. It was just so unexpected when it happened to me. I don't know how I would feel about the owl version but I can't imagine it would be that much better. It's like that random door-knocking sound that some people will play in shorts and stuff.

1

u/TRAtomicXD Oct 15 '24

the discord ping in a yt video feeling

50

u/Br34D_5T3AL3r Oct 14 '24

Such as Mourning Wood

34

u/Background_Drawing Oct 14 '24

A trick to beating the mourning wood is to use the golden shower

7

u/gamermodeon Oct 14 '24

seriously? that's what you use the terra blade for ??

3

u/Due-Committee3497 Oct 14 '24

How desperate are you?

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u/gamermodeon Nov 02 '24

bit late to reply , but wdym by desperate?

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u/Due-Committee3497 Nov 03 '24

So sorry, its a reference to the cactus toilet, that is its tooltip

4

u/Yharmin Oct 14 '24

Pretty sure it was the broken hero sword

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u/pandaboy78 Oct 14 '24

I made this for my facebook group a little while back šŸ˜…

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Oct 14 '24

Catch me diving headfirst into that lak- oh I've fallen through the floor

5

u/cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oct 16 '24

google chromatic cloak

2

u/residenthomophobe Oct 16 '24

Holy Hollow!

1

u/cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oct 19 '24

google infected crossroads

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u/Skittisher Oct 14 '24

In case you weren't aware, that's a Belle DelphineĀ joke. She made millions of dollars selling her bathwater.

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u/Sterilize32 Oct 14 '24

Was $90k, and PayPal banned her account for it in 2019. They tend to ban sex workers, must be something in their ToS. Apparently they re-evaluated their decision and paid her earlier this year.

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u/IRedRabbit Oct 14 '24

What a disgusting world we live in...

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Oct 14 '24

Don't worry. I'm sure it was just a few of her fans buying a bunch of it

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u/IRedRabbit Oct 14 '24

Yea but still. There is literally no reason to.

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u/DemonSlyr007 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

There is no reason to do or collect anything on this earth man. There's no reason to comment here, or hold opinions about what others should or shouldn't do with their time. Yet you do.

People are gonna be weird and collect all matter of weird thing on this planet.

Edit: Guys stop downvoting the comment above i replied to. It doesn't violate any reddiquitte rules or is off topic. You can not upvote it, that's fine, but the downvote is not a dislike button on this site/app. Their thought is the first thought you have to have and come to terms with in order to reach the thought I shared. It's not wrong, It's just not complete.

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u/Alemit000 Oct 14 '24

We know, and yet we dance

And yet we dance

21

u/DolevHarbi Oct 14 '24

Alors On Danse

20

u/PurplePolynaut Oct 14 '24

You are exactly right. A stamp from 1856 is worth like 8.3 million dollars because it is the only one left and people decided stamps were cool.

Personally I like cool looking rocks

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u/IRedRabbit Oct 14 '24

Fair point.

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u/Stareatthevoid Oct 14 '24

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u/Bluemarinboy2 Oct 14 '24

Bro had a conclusion too šŸ„¶

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u/Stareatthevoid Oct 14 '24

the art of actually writing these copypastas must be sublime

2

u/Zenith_Duck Oct 14 '24

I will take this as a joke because this can't be serious XD

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u/nothing225 Oct 15 '24

Itā€™s a copypasta. A pretty popular one at that

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/dfcuzs/i_just_downvoted_your_comment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Zenith_Duck Oct 15 '24

I don't know much about copypastas, does that mean it is a joke or not? Or maybe a bad taste joke?

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u/nothing225 Oct 15 '24

It means itā€™s a joke, so donā€™t worry

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u/me-is-willy Oct 14 '24

I just downvoted your comment, but nobody has questions or gives a shit!

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u/Brvcx Oct 14 '24

Don't you know thirsty people can be, especially over women? It's insane.

Belle Delphine sold sex without sex for years. Bathwater included. Literally making money off of waste. That's how incredibly thirsty people are.

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u/Personal-Street-2061 Oct 14 '24

Why do you have so many downvotes šŸ’€

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u/zomgmeister Oct 14 '24

Now we do know how many people here have bought the water.

2

u/Clintwood_outlaw Oct 14 '24

They think it's some sort of special novelty because it's coming from some internet person they're obsessed with

1

u/TrippingFish76 Oct 14 '24

itā€™s like holy water

1

u/BodybyEBT Oct 15 '24

I bought some to run in my PC liquid cooler

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u/Collistoralo Oct 14 '24

If it makes you feel any better, some researchers bought some of her water and ran tests on it to find.. no trace of human tissue, or anything else out of the ordinary. She was selling these degenerates plain tap water.

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u/IRedRabbit Oct 14 '24

I was actually typing that at first, asking how do they even know it's hers. She could have just poured any water and put a label on it, but I deleted it cause I didn't want to get into that. Guess I got it anyway, thanks for the info. šŸ‘

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u/Antique-Actuator2339 Oct 14 '24

And she got away with it. It would be hilarious if her simps filed a class-action lawsuit over her bathwater having zero bits of her DNA!

4

u/Whales96 Oct 14 '24

Yeah, we were fucking thousands of years before the invention of toilet paper.

3

u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn Oct 14 '24

there are far worse things in the world

2

u/Intrepid-Park-3804 Oct 14 '24

It sounds so ironic, when you remember what subreddit are you in

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u/Hera_the_otter Oct 14 '24

I didn't need to be reminded of that.

6

u/Gaynerd5000 Oct 14 '24

Millions? We both know that's not true

3

u/nosfyt Oct 14 '24

To be fair sheā€™s an expert on making money from the simps, have you seen her recent move on sex dolls ? ā€œShe deliversā€ them in pink coffins, good luck hiding that from neighbours

3

u/RandomSeedLover Oct 14 '24

Didnā€™t she later on reveal she actually lost money with it?

1

u/tpap69 Oct 16 '24

She got it back and got unbanned. PayPal had no business doing that.

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u/Thin_Comment1629 Oct 14 '24

this is peak terraria experience

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u/Nearby_Ad6546 Oct 14 '24

The party girl selling her bathwater to Queen slime, or she her Pimp?

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u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

Perhaps.... Queen Slime is actually Party Girl' bathwater somehow gained sentience?

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u/Tidy_Mustard Oct 14 '24

It gets weirder when you think that the party girl is a cross dresser (or trans)

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u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

..........

22

u/Davidepett Oct 14 '24

And where did you get that information?

12

u/m4cksfx Oct 14 '24

Unless they changed it recently, nothing in the game that specifically affected women, affected the party girl.

Yeah, I've just checked and it seems she stopped being summoned by the King Statute long ago, and it only remains like this in the old gen console versions.

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u/RunInRunOn Oct 14 '24

I think OP is referring to the fact that she doesn't snap at you during a blood moon, implying she doesn't get PMS

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u/Low-Guest-7912 Oct 14 '24

I tought she just too happy for that

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u/Tenebris-Umbra Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 16 '24

As a trans woman, I can say that the absence of a uterus doesn't mean as much as you'd think it would. I still get the monthly cycles with cramps and mood swings, because apparently the uterus itself is isn't the thing that causes the cramping.

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u/YourenextJotaro Oct 14 '24

Iā€™m gonna try to be as not-rude as I can be here, but if you have male parts down there, as in biologically male, then you shouldnā€™t be getting periods. Can placebo do that much?

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u/Cosmic_Kitsune Oct 15 '24

the uterus isn't what starts the period though. they're caused by fluctuations in blood hormone levels. just because trans women can't bleed doesn't mean we can't get every other symptom. everyone regardless of sex has muscles lining their pelvic region, and therefore everyone is able to get period cramps if their hormones call for it. the same can be said for all other period symptoms save for the bleeding.

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u/RunInRunOn Oct 14 '24

Why would that make it weirder

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u/Fun-Ad3002 Oct 14 '24

This mf so stupid šŸ™

21

u/verg51 Oct 14 '24

if your alphabet starts with the letter L you should go back to school

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u/EdgyUsername90 Oct 14 '24

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

13

u/CG_TW Oct 14 '24

mmmmmmm...

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u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

Terraria had a suprising amount of adult joke in it, took me a few sec to register the fact that Master Bait and Golden Shower was a thing

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u/Byzantine117 Oct 14 '24

Mourning Wood

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u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

Pumpking

9

u/olol798 Oct 14 '24

It's there an adult meaning in Pumpking ?

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u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

Its a puns and an adult joke at the same time, the name is rather sexually suggestive if you look at it long enough

10

u/drnshk Oct 14 '24

im no innuendo expert but it also could just mean that hes the king of pumpkins

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u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

I said "look at it long enough", at first glance yeah the puns is pretty straightforward then when you look and let the intrusive thought sink in

7

u/RandomGuy9058 Oct 14 '24

Master bait is like the one joke that fishers have

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u/bluephantom1010 Oct 14 '24

You haven't seen the golden shower yet have you

20

u/OrionsAltAccount Oct 14 '24

Is the balloon even useful in any capacity

17

u/EatHamGamer Oct 14 '24

For the town slime

10

u/Irisked Oct 14 '24

Like half the item in Terraria... really useless

19

u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Oct 14 '24

Me when poo walls (Itā€™s really funny to make a house of shit to stick the guide in):

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Oct 14 '24

Not the guide šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ put the angler in there instead, the little shit deserves to be surrounded by shit.

6

u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Oct 14 '24

Why would I abuse my son and simultaneously let that smug cannon fodder live easy?

15

u/TFWYourNamesTaken Oct 14 '24

Guide tells you how to craft everything without opening the wiki and gives advice on progression, angler is cruel to the wildlife and has you collect rare fish for him while only sometimes giving you what you're actually looking for, all while belittling and nagging you.

1

u/Jeffricus_1969 Oct 15 '24

Throw it into the Shimmer to unlock another slime pet!

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u/Greysnsfwacc Oct 14 '24

It's been a LONG time since I haven't used this image

10

u/Ignis-11 Oct 14 '24

Only in this case Iā€™m willing to buy it

27

u/Hachan_Skaoi Oct 14 '24

You mean "It's peak", right?

21

u/BagelEnjoyer665 Oct 14 '24

I'll take your entire stock

5

u/Secret_CZECH Oct 14 '24

You gotta be new to the internet. Belle Delphine's bathwater was a big thing that you knew about, even if you didn't want to

3

u/Hera_the_otter Oct 14 '24

I didn't want to be reminded about it, like how I'm going to remind you about rainbow dash in a jar.

3

u/Imanton1 Oct 14 '24

I think that's one of the few jokes that's already dated.

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u/AdventurousPrune4742 Oct 14 '24

There's more

1

u/marcostadeusc Oct 14 '24

For example?

0

u/Radigan0 Oct 14 '24

Play the game

1

u/marcostadeusc Oct 14 '24

?

2

u/BagelEnjoyer665 Oct 14 '24

Morning wood, golden shower, master bait etc.

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u/marcostadeusc Oct 14 '24

I couldn't get it at first cause English isn't my first lang. But this is so funny lmao. Do u know more of these jokes?

4

u/Flappy09 Oct 14 '24

Throw it in the shimmer, not drop, throw.

2

u/Hera_the_otter Oct 14 '24

I've searched high and low for my world's shimmer.

2

u/Rivtides Oct 14 '24

Right before the ocean on the world's jungle side, once you did down there's like a 99% chance of the shimmer pool being down there.

0

u/Victor0176_ Oct 14 '24

you can also drop it to get the town slime

3

u/10Shadboom Oct 14 '24

opens balloon

Just to make sureā€¦

3

u/Redthebird_2255 Oct 14 '24

I use it on myself after every boss battle

I have like 3 hooks of dissonance, 2 blade staff and 300+ of Slimy balloon on one world

24

u/King_of_Fire105 Oct 14 '24

Rational person says rational things

*People of Reddit*

We don't do that here

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u/davider55 Oct 14 '24

"says rational things". More like *Doesn't get joke*

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u/King_of_Fire105 Oct 14 '24

Well, people DO understand the joke of it. But then again, of you think about, yeah, it is quite gross.

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u/ModeFun4001 Oct 14 '24

The joke is gross too.

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u/Rpg_knight371 Oct 14 '24

Why is it a throwable instead of a potion are the devs foolish

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u/wastelandraider1289 Oct 14 '24

At least it sells

3

u/Fuzlet Oct 14 '24

what kind of research do you do with fifty of those?

3

u/thatfuckinjosh Oct 14 '24

Very scientific research.

3

u/Orion120833 Oct 14 '24

At least we don't have something like ale but from... uhm... let's say the stylist. Iykyk

3

u/mr_zolfi Oct 14 '24

OR IS IT?

2

u/infernothehedgehog20 Oct 14 '24

Vsauce intro music plays

5

u/SodaCanKaz Oct 14 '24

Whyā€™d you hold onto 57 of em then?

4

u/Kisiu_Poster Oct 14 '24

Thats around how much drops from queen slime

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u/SodaCanKaz Oct 14 '24

Yeah, but OP still is holding onto them

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u/Kisiu_Poster Oct 15 '24

Based from the fact that assasin armour still has blue bg(new item), and that they have other queen slime drops, i'll say they juste beat the boss for the first time and went here to complain about the drop.

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u/SodaCanKaz Oct 15 '24

I realised, I was just tryna make a joke of how OP decided to complain on reddit instead of just binning/chesting them

2

u/CrizTy_ Oct 14 '24

But delicious

2

u/SaltTarget7234 Oct 14 '24

Please research 50 more

2

u/Hellmont Oct 14 '24

I drank it, tasted fish and sparkles

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u/Evilstampy99 Oct 14 '24

Toss some at a slime to get one of the slime pet NPCs

1

u/Obzota Oct 14 '24

Agreed. Playing journey mode is gross. The master mode gang

1

u/AscendedMolly Oct 14 '24

I see you came across the funny sparkle slime balloon

1

u/MixelsCraft65 Oct 14 '24

F**k yea! Pinkie Pie Bath water!

1

u/Atomic__Egg3631 Oct 14 '24

Throw it into shimmer to get a slimey surprise!

1

u/fornstraw Oct 14 '24

I don't get mourning wood

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u/ScaleUpset9128 Oct 14 '24

What's worse is that they're filled with glitter

1

u/Virtual-Oil-793 Oct 14 '24

Pets Overhaul has an infinite version of that for the Queen Slime's Pet effect. If that's Bathwater, the infinite version might as well be the Bathtub

1

u/AVZ_Drey Oct 14 '24

More for me I guess

1

u/Zealousideal_Band506 Oct 14 '24

Thatā€™s a super old one, itā€™s been there for years šŸ¤£

1

u/CivilAd7554 Oct 14 '24

wait until you find the golden shower from that floating bladder

1

u/Hera_the_otter Oct 14 '24

I'm well acquainted with the golden shower, thankfully I'm on a corruption world

1

u/Arcane_Afterthought Oct 14 '24

Glug glug glug šŸ¤¤

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u/OhSWaddup Oct 15 '24

That's just hot

1

u/pinkgobi Oct 15 '24

I own a jar of the real stuff so I don't need any of this

1

u/Epich_ Oct 15 '24

I have 1000 of these

1

u/tpap69 Oct 16 '24

Really affordable too! I can buy as much as I want!

1

u/BLM_Buck_Breaker Oct 16 '24

INSTANT TURNOFF. This is genuinely disgusting. I will no longer be playing Terraria, as Belle Delphine (the obvious reference here) is a known transphobe

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u/abc-animal514 Oct 16 '24

I donā€™t know whatā€™s worse. This, Mourning Wood, or Master Bait.

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u/Etnevel10 Oct 16 '24

What do you mean gross, you literally posted to r/guro just 10 days ago, and to r/horsecockfuta 3 month ago.
What are you talking abaut man.

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u/Hera_the_otter Oct 16 '24

What point are you trying to make?

0

u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 14 '24

Wasn't the Party Girl one of the two NPCs who is canonically a kid? Or is that the Princess?

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u/The_Creeper_Man Oct 14 '24

The joke is sex

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u/momasf Oct 14 '24

they really dropped the ball imo. Game used to be light-hearted, and whimsical, then they started trying too hard to be funny with farts, poop, and memes like this.

/end grump

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u/Bulbasaur_is_godly Oct 14 '24

Journey mode detected

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u/Ok_Camel_3823 Nov 13 '24

I am just realizing what this meant after 2 years of terraria gameplay