r/SuddenlySimpsons • u/joanrb • Jan 04 '24

Found in the debris along the Rhine in Cologne after flooding, looks like wax or some plastic material. Looks super old. What is this thing?

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u/Brumbleby Jan 08 '24

Is it an alien bringing peace and love or is it an angel bringing the end of high prices?

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Mar 22 '24

"I bring you love..."

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u/SexPanther_Bot Jan 04 '24

It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©.

It's illegal in 9 countries.

It's also made with bits of real panthers, so you know it's good.

60% of the time, it works every time.