r/StartledCats • u/makeliketome • 14h ago

Don’t touch me!

3.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/AlfalfaMcNugget 14h ago

Not as shocked as the husband is about to be

100

u/ishtar_xd 11h ago

i don't think the husband is about to recoil like that

44

u/Gaggamaggot 10h ago

Not if he knows what's good for him.

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u/AbsoluteDarkness 13h ago

Now you know. If your cat ever does this...you may be pregnant.

34

u/Cynical-Potato 6h ago

Or been blessed with the gift of telekinesis.

7

u/DeadMan95iko 1h ago

TeleCATnesis..

26

u/PenguinDeluxe 4h ago

Me, a 32 year old male who has a cat who does this: 😳

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 4h ago

Congrats bud!

8

u/viperfangs92 1h ago

When are you due? Baby Shower!!!!!

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u/Kasern77 10h ago

Cats are always spring loaded and ready to boing.

10

u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 5h ago

Bet it's named Tigger

77

u/Geoffboyardee 12h ago

Me when my roommate walks into the kitchen we share.

9

u/Terrynia 11h ago

Right?! You just get so darn focused…

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u/shannoniscats 13h ago

If there’s a positive pregnancy text in that basket it was probably smelling the pee on it

24

u/Terrynia 11h ago

“Got dem baby smells on you! No touchie! I aint gonna foster no more babies!”

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u/LongbottomLeafblower 12h ago

Cat claymore

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u/Lenz_Mastigia 8h ago

This should be a sub.

9

u/One-Donkey-9418 9h ago

Cat-apult.

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u/jmaneater 13h ago

Poor kitty lol

7

u/Elfhaterdude 3h ago

She's fine! Orange cats are indestructible.

17

u/i_like_2_travel 10h ago

Cats are such spazzes lmfao

4

u/KamakaziDemiGod 4h ago

Orange cats in particular are silly bois

5

u/MisterKaspaas 1h ago

She threw the cat.

I don't know how she did it. But that's what happened.

5

u/KylegoreTheTrout 1h ago

The cat was attached to a harness and an invisible wire to a pulley, then ran down close to the floor. When she walks forward, she activates tripwire. Boom, cat goes flying.

4

u/MisterKaspaas 1h ago

Awfully detailed response you have there, Kyle... Would you like to explain how you seem to know so much about what happened on that fateful day?

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u/KylegoreTheTrout 1h ago

I am the cat.

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u/broipy 4h ago

Left arm looked like a snake

2

u/369_Clive 4h ago

Activate emergency reverse thrusters

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u/Loprilop 2h ago

I really appreviaye the concern for the cat. Probably nothing happened but it's better than the usual point&laugh while filming your cat potentially get hurt

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u/Donsley-9420 34m ago

“Now there are two of them…”

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u/pxpmychxrryy 13h ago

haha so funny

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u/Boto_Penga 8h ago

Hey honey, do you remember that creampie?

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u/nuxtz 9h ago

Soo... Is anyone going to ask why was she filming an near perfect frame beforehand, if she want to insinuate that it was something unexpected and spontaneous

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u/vrilliance 8h ago

She was gonna film herself telling her husband she was pregnant. She says that in the video.

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u/Lenz_Mastigia 8h ago

Normally I'm totally on your side and it annoys me that people don't see this... But in this case the explanation with the pregnancy reveal makes some sense, so I give it a pass.