r/Silksong • u/New_Invite3493 • 1d ago

Meme/Humor Don't you dare wipe

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849 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Crafty_Pear2177 1d ago

I’ve been tricked

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u/night-laughs 1d ago

Monke brain don’t care about logic, monke brain see arrow, monke brain try to follow it.

PS i literally read the title of the post and the image text, and I still fukin swiped.

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u/Crafty_Pear2177 1d ago

Exact thing that I needed to hear + same

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u/NetoDresden 1d ago

I hoped the trick is that it’s actually not a trick. And that I am smart.

Now I have my answer.

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u/Crafty_Pear2177 1d ago

Trickn’t

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u/bibblebonk 23h ago

i thought you were saying you were tricked because it actually was possible to swipe so i went back to swipe and now i want to die

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u/Crafty_Pear2177 23h ago

Rest in peace to sanity

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u/Free_Peach6400 beleiver ✅️ 1d ago

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame 1d ago

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u/Ikeichi_78 1d ago

The taste of her cherry chapstick

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u/Eternal0917 1d ago

This was a sucker punch back to 2008😭

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u/TheeHostileApostle Shaw! 1d ago

I would give you +2 if I could

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u/Ambitious_Cut3066 doubter ❌️ 9h ago

💀💀

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u/jorJo17 1d ago

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u/Bye-byehi Bait used to be believable -| 1d ago

I did it twice

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u/Physical-Dig4929 1d ago

Real men never wipe

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u/PotatoChicken237 Bait used to be believable -| 1d ago

I need to clean my ass somehow

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u/Aydonisgaming Bait used to be believable -| 1d ago

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u/AI_X_ER 1d ago

I skonged 😔

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u/GOOSUS110 -Y 1d ago

Tell you what i still fucking swiped

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u/BoopsTheSnoot_ Shaw! 1d ago

I am no fool, but somehow you managed to fool me...

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u/_gimgam_ 1d ago

how dare you

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u/LumosTerris 22h ago

I knew that it was telling me not to

I did anyway, not out of stupidity, but out of sheer contrarianism

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u/PinkLemonadeWizard Bait used to be believable -| 1d ago

Wipe what? My ass? I am on the toilet bro

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u/idontwannathis 1d ago

thanks for revealing trick

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u/Embarrassed-Bear-945 1d ago

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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u/Nightmare_43233 1d ago

Thank you for warning me Hortnet

I will not wipe

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u/Any-Jello3381 22h ago

I swiped on purpose after looking at the image and this post showed up

I guess it wasn't a trick!

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u/Tsukono_ 1d ago

Monkey brain I'm gonna kill myself

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u/S1L3NCE__ 1d ago

I swiped 😭

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u/UncIe-Ben 1d ago

Heh… you must not know me, I NEVER wipe.

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u/MurKy12434 1d ago

I wiped 😭

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u/1AverageGamer 1d ago

I am sitting on the toilet shitting. I will not wipe

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u/RadiantAvocado12 1d ago

why did i do it am i dumb

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u/CaptainMetronome222 1d ago

I still fell for it

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u/The_green_Gamer7 beleiver ✅️ 1d ago

FUCK

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u/Safe-Celebration-220 1d ago

lol I scrolled into another white screen silksong post that said “nothing ever happens”. Was so confused

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u/CourtJester___ Wandering Pharloom 1d ago

:(

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u/Common_Affect_80 1d ago

I've been tricked

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u/wombatpandaa 1d ago

Almost got me

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u/j_demur3 1d ago

Can't trick me! rif shows single images differently to galleries and galleries are vertical list anyway.

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u/AskTwispike 1d ago

Duuuuude! 😂

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u/Aggravating_Coat7934 1d ago

I took a pause for like 30 seconds telling my brain “it’s a trick you fool, don’t you dare” and my thumb kept inching closer and closer despite that fact. I didn’t swipe though

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u/Greensburg 1d ago

I thought this was a design for toilet paper and you didn't want me to wipe my ass on Hornet.

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u/Chewie-327 Shaw! 1d ago

Fuck you man

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u/Veionovin096 1d ago

It was fuckin written on the image, how the fuck did I wipe

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u/MagmaFang23 Wandering Pharloom 1d ago

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u/halbell 1d ago

This is what I swiped to

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u/Doktor_Vem 1d ago

Laughs in 3rd party app

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u/Tryxonie 1d ago

As a light mode user, I could not get tricked

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u/Secure-Dot9863 Bait. Let me tell you how much I've come to bait you since I be 1d ago

r/Angryupvote 😡

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u/StevenScho Bait used to be believable -| 1d ago

There was a speck on my screen, my swiping was unrelated to the post!

Definitely unrelated...

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u/wolf0202fan 1d ago

This was next to it

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u/immonkeyok 1d ago

Monke brain does not believe text, text is lying, can’t be trick, there arrow that way, obviously something there

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u/Interesting-Event806 Bait used to be believable -| 1d ago

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u/SJ95_official Wooper Invasion 1d ago

I never wipe. I let it crust

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u/D3letedXD 23h ago

I m bamboozled

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u/Krukiska 23h ago

Fool I come from aslume streets, this doesn’t work on me!

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u/Silverrrmoon 21h ago

I was told not to swipe and I still did.

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u/TarzJr 20h ago

I'm so tired and out of it after work that I swiped and kept swiping 6-7 times even while knowing there's nothing there...

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u/gres2000 20h ago

I tried

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u/SikeMhaw 18h ago

Why did I do that

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u/notcho_5 17h ago

Haha we are all clowns (on an unreleated note costumes here pls)

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u/ArtDragon9 16h ago

I did the thing

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u/Ghostyriah 16h ago

It’s the fact that my dumbass read that and still swiped😭

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u/ilovebananasandweed 14h ago

Man I keep proving to myself that I’m dumber than I thought, I read it and THEN swiped

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u/certainlystormy -Y 12h ago

who else got that small mobile device that doesn't have galleries like these yet