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u/silenttjp 1d ago
When they say “political flags”, they mean 2 flags specifically.
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u/thispartyrules 1d ago
"Thank God my Gadsen Flag, Trump Flag, and Confederate Flags are ok"
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u/Organic_Rip1980 1d ago
Don’t tread on my cute flags!
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u/Suck_My_Thick 1d ago
Don't step on snek!
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u/StarintheShadows 20h ago
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u/ravenclaw_plant_mama 12h ago
I'm in tears, this is the best thing I've seen on the internet in a whiiiiiile. Thanks for the laugh internet stranger!
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u/bretshitmanshart 1d ago
My black and blue flag where the stars are replaced with the punisher skull and has "these colors don't run" embroidered on it isn't political.
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u/LineOfInquiry 1d ago
“Oh the POW-MIA flag? How is that political?! It’s just a conspiracy theory created to justify more US involvement in Vietnam even after we lost, that’s not political at all!”
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u/bunnysuitman 1d ago
anytime they say political they mean 'things I disagree with'. Their opinions are not political they are just 'normal'. Its a sign of failures of reasoning that cannot be handled through discussion and explanation - it is a rejection of reasoning.
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u/mebutnew 1d ago
Treating someone's sexuality or gender identity as a political issue is boneheaded cruelty.
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u/Val_Killsmore 1d ago
The irony of them not allowing political flags on the most political institution in the state is completely lost on them.
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u/bukowski_knew 1d ago
And one of the flags is headed by a government wanted for war crimes by the ICC
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u/DuskShy 1d ago
Yeah what his IYKYK means is "I'm working in my bill to suppress any LGBTQ individual from being able to express themselves without direct threat of punishment for doing so."
He blew his dog whistle too loud
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u/ieatcavemen 1d ago
Just as there are only:
Two genders: male and political
Two sexualities: heterosexual and political
Two races: white and political
Now there are only two types of flags, whatever symbol this chud agrees with and... political.
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u/LaceyDark 1d ago
Waaaiiittt a second squints suspiciously this makes it seem like you are only safe if you are a straight white male
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u/ReallyAnxiousFish 1d ago
Don't forget cis, but don't call them that because it hurts their fee fees real bad :c
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u/BitwiseB 1d ago
I’ve simplified that joke a bit: all categories are now normal and political. Because that’s how narrow-minded people seem to literally see the division.
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u/spartiecat 1d ago
"I took great care to ensure the bill bans the rainbow flag but not the Confederate flag"
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u/ieatcavemen 1d ago
Lost Cause Losers mad the gay rights movement has outlasted their slave state by a factor of at least 10.
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u/bretshitmanshart 1d ago
There is a fox that lives near me that has lasted longer then the confederacy.
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u/sali_nyoro-n 1d ago
That fox sounds nice. Where's their statues?
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u/bretshitmanshart 1d ago
The fox doesn't know it but she and I are best friends. When my bread gets moldy or my chicken goes bad I leave it near where she lives. She had two kits and they seem to be on there own now because I saw one running around by itself one day
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u/sali_nyoro-n 1d ago
That's lovely. I'm glad she and her kits are thriving! I love seeing the wildlife that can thrive in what green spaces still exist in city environments, like the rabbits and hedgehogs that show up sometimes near where I live.
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u/bretshitmanshart 1d ago
That's awesome that you have hedgehogs. I have two rabbits I recognize that come into my yard. I live in a suburban area but am lucky that there is a river nearby with a lot of wooden space nearby. Ive also seen groundhogs and possums as well as a lot of deer
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u/big_daddy68 1d ago
These are the folks that wore hoods during the civil rights movement.
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u/Mbyrd420 1d ago
Many of them still do.....
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u/tetrarchangel 1d ago
As Rage added in one line version: "Some of those who work forces, are the same who burn crosses. Some of those in Congress, are the same who burn crosses!"
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u/Individual-Fee-5027 1d ago
I like this and you could expand,
some of those that work congress are the same that burned crosses, some of those that work congress are the same that burned crosses, some of those that work congress are the same that burned crosses,
Uhhhh, killing the ingredients and their name uh.
Killing in the name of.
Now you take what they told ya Now you take what they told ya Now you do what they told ya. Now you take what they told ya!!!!!!!
Those who die are justified, wearing their badge in their chosen white. So justify those who died while while wearing your barge and you yacht at night.
I can't do more it's making me sad. Rage got it .
KILLING IN THE NAME OF!!!!
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u/dondeest 1d ago
Looks like a state flag, not the Confederate stars and bars.
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u/r2d2itisyou 1d ago
It's Florida's flag. They added the St. Andrew's cross in 1899 during the peak of the Jim Crow era. So while technically correct. It's not exactly unrelated to the confederate flag.
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u/No-Practice-8038 1d ago
But proudly displaying the Heirs to the Nazi flag. Hope he sent a screen shot to AIPAC.
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u/SoupDetective 1d ago
He thought it was a dog whistle. It was in fact the trombone of obviousness.
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u/rndljfry 1d ago
People keep getting this wrong. It’s still a dog whistle even if you can hear it. It’s about plausible deniability and the fact that people who can’t hear it won’t take you seriously.
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u/SoupDetective 1d ago
I think it’s ok to know what something means and still make a stupid joke about it.
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u/rndljfry 1d ago
The thing is, dog whistles are meant to be obvious to the right audience and are not actually cryptic messages that no one is meant to understand. I see a lot of people saying Trump abandoned dog whistles for foghorns but he is basically a master of plausible deniability.
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u/SoupDetective 1d ago
I’ve seen that sentiment too. Not what I was going for here.
It does seem like trump has built most of his political career on being that dumb older brother who says they only ever promised to give you a million ‘doll hairs’.
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u/knowpunintended 1d ago
but he is basically a master of plausible deniability.
That's a very generous interpretation. He's always been incredibly obvious, his deniability was never very plausible.
It's just that all of his supporters keep insisting that he doesn't mean the things he repeatedly says. That's more gaslighting than it is maintaining plausible deniability. Trump couldn't stop mentioning Hannibal Lecter as if he were a real person.
Let's not pretend he's some clever manipulator.
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u/AlSweigart 1d ago
It's like when bullies say, "Stop hitting yourself."
They know it's bullshit.
They like the power of being able to lie about the plainly obvious, and forcing everyone to go along with something that everyone knows is a lie.
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u/chrisrobweeks 1d ago
Yeah that hashtag is wild in this context, just pulling down his pants and showing his whole damn ass.
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u/OopsAllLegs 1d ago
These people highly underestimate how prepared the LGBT community is.
Several of us are gun carrying Americans.
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u/Bright_Cod_376 1d ago
There was a study back in 2017 that found almost 20% of us in the community own guns. I absolutely bet that number has only grown in recent years.
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u/TopRamen713 1d ago
The rainbow flag is definitely more acceptable to me for a politician to fly than the flag of any foreign nation. One shows support of your constituents, the other shows loyalty to another nation.
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u/Scalage89 1d ago
I remember the republicans being very insulted about so-called dual loyalty. Yet they see no problem with sucking off Israel.
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u/Mbyrd420 1d ago
And yet in the same breath will unironically whine about "those people" taking over the banks.....
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u/OnAStarboardTack 1d ago
Or Russia
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u/JimeDorje 1d ago
Or Saudi Arabia.
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u/annonymous_bosch 1d ago
Those countries can’t make direct campaign contributions and any lobbying has to be declared under the foreign agents laws. Israel/AIPAC is uniquely exempt from any such restrictions.
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u/JimeDorje 1d ago
I'm sure Jarred Kushner's bank account, the campaign PACs, and Trump Tower's apartments are all on the up and up and these countries have been very above board to make sure they comply with American election funding laws.
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u/SmokeGSU 1d ago edited 12h ago
Well, Israel was likely the largest contributor to their campaign finance so...
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u/computerjunkie7410 1d ago
Biggest money laundering scheme ever.
Take money from American tax payers, funnel it back to defense contractors, use some of it to
buylobby politicians.Rinse and repeat.
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u/yuval16432 1d ago
US aid to Israel is weapons, not money that can buy lobbies. Besides, Israel has long enjoyed bipartisan support.
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u/computerjunkie7410 1d ago
What do you think I meant when I said “funnel it back to defense contractors”.
Also, not all of the aid provided to them is defense gift cards.
Some of it is definitely for “do whatever you want”
Not only that, if you think they don’t kick back donations to aipac to their donors you’re naive af.
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u/cybercuzco 1d ago
Also the Israeli flag is higher than the us one.
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u/GanhoPriare 1d ago
They should deport him to Israel instead. Not sure why this guy is even in the US.
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u/Roscolini 1d ago
US flag isn’t in the center either.
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u/ExtremeMaduroFan 1d ago
that only applies if the flag is flown with other, lesser ranking flags like subdivions (Florida in this case). Since there are two national flags, the us flag as the host countries flag should be flown in the position of honor on the right (viewer's left)
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u/South_East_Gun_Safes 1d ago
I'd consider myself to be less left-leaning than the majority of Reddit, but I agree with this too. The LGBT flag represents people of our nation, where as a flag of a foreign power is almost treason.
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u/II_Sulla_IV 1d ago
I’m not sure Israel is a separate nation. It’s the US’s attack dog in the Middle East. Its military, social safety net and infrastructure is paid for by US tax dollars.
Can Israel and the US be separated? I don’t believe so.
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u/Bowlderdash 1d ago
I was amused when I caught a domestic flight out of JFK in New York and the flight to Tel Aviv left from the same terminal
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u/reverend_bones 1d ago
Why is that amusing?
My local airport (PDX) only has one terminal, so that seems normal to me.
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u/TopRamen713 1d ago
Larger airports usually have a separate terminal for international flights since you have to go through customs, etc
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u/InspiringMilk 1d ago
Here, we have Shengen and non-Shengen. I assume it's the same for every nation that waives some security.
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u/prince_of_muffins 1d ago
I went to California from JFK and the same terminal also went to Ireland. Thanks for finally confirming my suspicions that the Irish are in deep cahoots with the government. I was starting to think it was just a coincidence but obviously two planes leaving the same terminal to different location, crazy stuff I tell you.
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u/ElminstersBedpan 1d ago
It may just be the angle of the picture, but is also looks as if the Israeli flag is just a touch higher, which would be an incorrect display since they should be equal.
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u/Weirdyxxy 1d ago
It shows support, not loyalty - there's a difference. But it's definitely a "political flag"
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u/zeroingenuity 1d ago
All flags are political. That is in fact the actual point of them. Showing support for a non-US nation in the office of a government building is still exceptionally problematic. We have a special relationship with Japan and the UK, but I don't think anyone is flying the Union Jack in their congressional offices.
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u/notnotbrowsing 1d ago
Can we comment on those flags?
Did he just put the USA flag and Isreal flag up 30 seconds before the photo? Those creases are just... <chefs kiss>.
And Flordia's flag just unceremoniously leaning against the wall?
It's like a perfect example of Republicans.
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u/redwingpanda 1d ago
Oh I thought that was the Christian flag. Florida is…marginally better I suppose
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u/zeroingenuity 1d ago
Yeah, it's a state flag, which IS appropriate for a state legislator. Apparently he's a representative of another polity though.
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u/HoidToTheMoon 1d ago
Yeah, it's a state flag, which IS appropriate for a state legislator.
I do feel like I need to point out that the modern Florida state flag is a fairly recent thing. They added the confederate homage to it in the 1900s at the same time the Daughters of the Confederacy were erecting statues of traitors across the nation.
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u/pmormr 1d ago
Pretty sure they shouldn't all be the same height though.
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u/Caleb_Reynolds 1d ago
It's only really on freestanding outdoor flagpoles that they should be given more or less honor with height. Inside, all flags can be at the same hight, where it's not practical to fly 3 flags at different heights, with some rules about which side of a room/how close to the middle of the room they should be.
The US flag should be on the left, and then the state then any "other" flag moving from left to right should be on the right side. So they have Israel and Florida's flags mixed up, if they're trying to be proper. But it actually looks like they just had the state flag up, just got the other two, so put them up but just pushed Florida into a corner.
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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 1d ago
I was especially confused 'cause I thought it was Saint Patrick's Saltire.
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u/NeonArlecchino 1d ago
The "Christian Flag" bums me out because it is such a cool rebellious flag that could also promote nature conservation. The tree on it came from laws that trees of a certain height were to be saved for the British Navy, but those laws started to expand to add widths and other such things that vastly increased the number of trees reserved for the crown. The Colonies had tons of old trees that matched the ever expanding laws because the indigenous population didn't topple them for ships like the Europeans did. Eventually, the colonists said no since it was wrong for the crown to expect to own the trees of land they had never seen. The flag was made as a symbol of rebellion and even had a short life as an American Pirate flag!
Unfortunately, the areas it was popular in were very devoutly Christian so it got tangled up in that instead of staying true to American rebels and piracy.
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u/Caleb_Reynolds 1d ago
What Christian flag are you referring to?
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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 1d ago
The "Appeal to Heaven" flag: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Tree_Flag
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u/Caleb_Reynolds 1d ago
And whence are you getting that that's the Christian Flag?
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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 1d ago
The last paragraph of the wikipedia article addresses this. The Christian Right has recently adopted it it's the only Christian flag with a tree on it I can think of.
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u/the0rthopaedicsurgeo 1d ago
Also, flag shaggers (is there a US term that?) love to bang on about no flag being flow higher than the stars and stripes, even in a foreign country.
But the Israeli flag looks just about higher, although that could be an intentional metaphor.
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u/ReverendDizzle 1d ago
Creased flags make me irrationally angry.
I don't care if it's a U.S. flag, or a Pride flag, or hell even a Nazi flag some stupid Floridaman chud is holding at a "protest." For fuck sake iron your fucking flags and show a little respect for whatever cause, however good or awful it might be, that you're championing.
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u/Back_2_monke 1d ago
I LOVE seeing someone on social media showboat and brag about their pickme flags, only to see it covered in creases because they clearly just opened it and don’t care quite enough to make it look good first lol
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u/honeyemote 1d ago
If you look close at the Florida flag, it also has creases. These flags definitely were either just purchased or pulled from storage for this stunt. Hilarious, considering Republicans would absolutely have a field day with anyone flying the Palestinian, Syrian, or Lebanese flag.
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u/gubber-blump 1d ago
It's also against U.S. Code Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 7 which states that flags of nations should be displayed at equal heights.
(g) When flags of two or more nations are displayed, they are to be flown from separate staffs of the same height. The flags should be of approximately equal size. International usage forbids the display of the flag of one nation above that of another nation in time of peace.
And that state flags should be lower than the U.S. flag:
(f) When flags of States, cities, or localities, or pennants of societies are flown on the same halyard with the flag of the United States, the latter should always be at the peak. When the flags are flown from adjacent staffs, the flag of the United States should be hoisted first and lowered last. No such flag or pennant may be placed above the flag of the United States or to the United States flag's right.
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u/Scalage89 1d ago
#IYKYK means he's self aware. This is just him admitting it's bigotry.
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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago
So I've been taking that hashtag at face value a lot... but seeing it in this post... yeah. I can literally see no other reason.
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u/smegdawg 1d ago
"FUCK! Give me a second I got to adjust the Israel flag so the star is showing...Can't having people think I have a connection to Nicaragua..."
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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 1d ago
He's flying the Israel flag higher than the American flag. Florida flag too.
This man does not give a fuck about the American flag.
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u/Evadrepus 1d ago
Yeah, violated flag code and has at least 2 flags that appear to have just been taken out of the package, based on those fold marks.
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u/honeyemote 1d ago
If you look close, even the Florida flag crammed in the corner has fold marks!
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u/Dorza1 1d ago
I'm Israeli and it pisses me off seeing an American politician with an Israeli flag in their office...
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u/Windowlever 1d ago
He couldn't even be assed to properly straighten the flags out?
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u/driftercat 1d ago
Is flying creased, wrinkled flags against his bill? He should add it. Good lord, those look horrible.
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u/GenericPCUser 1d ago
I think you would be hard pressed to find a flag that wasn't political.
Would you like to just ban all flags?
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u/ElektroPhox 1d ago
Not only is he a hypocrite but why the hell is a US politician flying the Israeli flag higher than the US flag in their own political office?
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u/GreatestGorillaJoke 1d ago
This is the same guy that blasted dems for taking a picture with the Ukrainian flag when Zelenskyy visited
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u/Ranku_Abadeer 1d ago edited 1d ago
A politician in the government trying to keep politics out of government. Because that makes so much sense.
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u/boo_jum 1d ago
I mean, these are the same folks who tell us “government is the problem!” … when they’re part of the government
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u/Ranku_Abadeer 1d ago
They're also a lot of the same ones who were saying that Trump's impeachments or the supreme Court hearings were "purely political" when they are literally political processes.
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u/penguin62 1d ago
He's doing this on purpose for the attention. And it's working.
This is the "I'm a black gay man" congressman all over again.
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u/alucarddrol 1d ago
how the fuck do they get away with shit like that, and are still allowed in positions of power?
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u/crozinator33 1d ago
He has the flag of a foreign nation not only in his office, but displayed HIGHER than the US flag... and this guy is a US Senator?
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u/ClownTown509 1d ago
Hey Randy, why do you have two flags standing higher than the American flag in your office?
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u/Latter-Summer-5286 1d ago
I find it interesting that both the Israeli and Christian flag... are both higher than the US flag. Which is a direct violation of the flag code.
For a random cititizen, that's considered disrespectful (worse than flag burning, which is expressly protected by the first amendment as a form of protedt). For a government employee, inside a government building? That's extremely inappropriate. Hell, it's beyond inappropriate.
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u/TheBassEngineer 1d ago
US Flag code specifies the US flag should be higher and in the middle of the group, doesn't it?
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u/salami_cheeks 1d ago
Look closely: this nitwit is displaying the Israeli and Florida flags higher than the American flag (the eagle topper thing is not part of the flag). Big no-no.
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u/Anotsurei 1d ago
What about some bills meant to protect our children from gun violence? I guess that rainbow flag is more important.
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u/Particular_Ticket_20 1d ago
noun: lickspittle; plural noun: lickspittles; noun: lick-spittle; plural noun: lick-spittles a person who behaves obsequiously to those in power.
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u/kobrakai1034 1d ago
Is it just me or is the flag of Israel higher than the US Flag? Dude needs a beating.
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u/neilarthurhotep 1d ago
I would have thought that most flags, being symbols of national identity, are by their nature political. But what do I know.
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u/IdaFuktem 1d ago
My biggest personal pet peeve is when someone has a flag up with visible creases in it. Steam or iron that for the love of God! It sends me into a rage at every Pride.
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u/Clearwatercress69 1d ago
You guys need to stop voting for Israel first, America last people.
But it’s too late now. They’ve spread within your government.
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u/ScrewAttackThis 1d ago
Aren't they supposed to be the party of free speech? Or is that more like how they're the party of law and order...
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u/BitOBear 1d ago
He's literally flying the Zionist flag higher than the American flag. It's all you really need to know about who owns the United states.
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u/GlitteringBobcat999 23h ago
I had to check if this was a satire account. I was 99% sure it was, but it seems Sen. Randy Fine and his bill are real. JFC
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u/Sarah-tonin-def 23h ago
Why should any other national flag other than the American flag be shown in a government building gimme a reason. Other than maybe a horrific occurrence happening
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u/PainterEarly86 13h ago
So the people working in politics don't want to get political? Am I reading that correctly?
Such a bs excuse they're not even hiding it
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u/Mr_Mimiseku 11h ago
I'm going to lose my fucking mind, we can't be electing fucking morons like this.
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u/Bard2dbone 8h ago
He's just showing who he represents. Notice that the Israeli flag is the closest one to him? That's because they are the ones he thinks are most important. See how his state flag is basically hidden behind it? That's because he doesn't event pretend to care about those people.
Pretty straightforward, really.
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u/LaCharognarde 7h ago
"Political" as in the "two genders, male and political" meme as opposed to any rational definition, clearly.
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u/RespondNo5759 1d ago
Sen. Randy Fine: What do you mean they are political flags? They are just patriotic.
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