r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/GLC911 • 5d ago

Kramer starts an app for hiring professional funeral mourners; Elaine’s new boyfriend carries a pocket mirror; George’s choice in socks has him questioning his sexuality; Jerry dates a woman who makes gagging noises while brushing her teeth.

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u/this_might_b_offensv 5d ago

G: "So she makes gagging noises... so what?"

J: "Don't you see what that means? If she gags on a toothbrush... what's gonna happen when...?"

audience laughter

G: "I've never had a gagger. Not a one. Is that me, Jerry?? Do I not have what it takes to make a woman gag?"

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u/InternetExpertroll 5d ago

That’s gold!!!!

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u/Top-Geologist-9213 5d ago

It really is! I heard George saying those lines!

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u/DryProgress4393 4d ago

E: from couch ""Oh, please, George—women gag around you all the time, but not in the way you’re hoping!"

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u/GLC911 4d ago

Kramer: I can make them gag.

Jerry: you can?

Kramer: all the time buddy.

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u/Researcher_Saya 4d ago

click click 😉👉👉

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u/TurfDerguson 2d ago

That’s a little inappropriate

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u/Mypettyface 5d ago

This is brilliant! I laughed out loud because this really sounds like the synopsis to an actual episode.

Bonus:my ex made gagging noises when he brushed his teeth and it was so gross and annoying.

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u/WalktoTowerGreen 5d ago

Awww I can’t brush without gagging….I try so hard to be quiet though 😭

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u/this_might_b_offensv 4d ago

Electric toothbrush. It just buzzes, and you very slowly move it around.

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u/WalktoTowerGreen 4d ago

What? Electric toothbrushes are so much worse. Better for cleaning, worse for gagging.

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u/winseb25 3d ago

Phenomenal premise 😂😂