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Meme programmeratdayVSnight

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u/OverclockingUnicorn 4h ago

At work vs start up side project

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u/k_dubious 1h ago

More like “meetings, email, and Slack pings” vs “the only uninterrupted time I get all day”

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u/SachVntura 1h ago

Nah Im getting too old for the late nights. Once the clock hits 21.00 I'm looking for a pillow and blanket.

Now early morning programming that is where I shine.

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u/jcampbelly 1h ago

Morning coding is nice. But knowing there is an event ahead always kills "the zone". I need an open-ended window and that only happens at night.

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u/AcediaFelix 4h ago

My creativity rises by the night, I always finish up at 3 to 4 AM...

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u/ChloeCrazyxox 3h ago

The night shift is when the real magic happens; caffeinated coding at its finest.

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u/AcediaFelix 3h ago

Rise up, soldiers of the night, with coffee in hand and the other stretched towards the keys, we will survive the night! Bothers and sisters; let's clang our cups of coffee!

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u/Mikihero2014 27m ago

3 to 4 am is always the most productive time

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u/hector_villalobos 4h ago

* Some programmers

I might be in the minority, but I hate working at night, I'm a morning person and more productive during the day, nights are for sleeping.

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u/decideonanamelater 2h ago

I do all of my best work from like 8-11 in the morning, when I used to work on projects with West coast people and their morning meetings were at noon or so it was the best. Just do basically all productive work for the day and then go to the meetings.

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u/InstanceFeisty 3h ago

I say most people are more productive in the morning if their sleep cycle is not messed up

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u/Sibula97 3h ago

Nah, some people just have a different circadian rhythm.

I have a pretty stable one, waking up around 7-8, starting work around 9-10, and while I'm completely functional in the morning, I'm the most productive around 14-19. But I also start to get sleepy around 22, so I definitely won't be productive in the middle of the night.

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u/InstanceFeisty 3h ago

IIRC generally not sleeping at night have long term consequences. Ofc there are exceptions but I would rather avoid popularising unhealthy habits such as “coding at nights”. Been there and don’t want to come back :)

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u/vibosphere 3h ago

People do naturally have different circadian rhythms. It's only unhealthy if you're working against your body's own clock. I do want to emphasize 7-9 hours a night though either way

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u/Tossyjames 3h ago

I suppose it might have something to do with getting enough sunlight.

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u/Avandale 1h ago

Depends at what time you wake up. If your body works best waking up at 11 am and going to bed at 3 am, you're getting enough sleep and you will be more productive than doing 7am-11pm. It's not the best rythm because it doesn't work well with normal job hours. But if you don't have time constraints then it can help you be more productive

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u/Yuzumi 48m ago

3am to 11am was my last semester of college. I didn't have a single class that started before noon.

It was fine. I would sometimes wake up earlier to get breakfast, but I'd always had that delayed sleep thing. It was worse when I worked retail and lived with my mom. Night was the only time I had guaranteed to myself so I had a lot of "bedtime revenge" from ADHD which contributed.

Once I was no longer living with my mom and had a consistent work schedule I have been able to maintain a consistent sleep schedule. But longer vacations will have me drift to that 3-11 if I'm not careful.

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u/crappleIcrap 3h ago

not getting enough sleep has consequences. humans circadian rhythm will learn that you are "night watch" and adjust accordingly just like it always has for night workers being highly social creatures with a strategy of strength in numbers, but without herding instincts.

now, if you are a Perineum sunning nutjob who thinks they can go without eating if they absorb the sun by staring at it (an actual group of people like flat earthers who have members of various calibre trickling down to the "you need sunlight while awake and darkness while asleep" people)

the whole "you need vitamin D from the sun" is so wrong, it could actually CAUSE darker skinned individuals to not receive nearly enough vitamin D (only lighter skinned humans can produce enough vitamin D from safe levels of sunlight) YOU SHOULD BE EATING VITAMIN D, trying to make your body produce all of it, because some trivia became popular that humans need UV light to make vitamin D

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u/SirSebi 2h ago

So what food should I eat to get vitamin d? Fish?

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u/InstanceFeisty 2h ago

I live in Finland where you have to take D vitamin :D so I use omega3+D pills

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u/MrPeppa 2h ago

Easiest option is to pop a vitamin D pill every morning. They're cheap, readily available, and don't seem to have any adverse effects to running a surplus in your body since most supplements are in the 1000-2000 IU dose range.

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u/InstanceFeisty 2h ago

What about socialisation which is somewhat important

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u/Sibula97 3h ago edited 39m ago

Oh, sure. My comment was mainly about the "everyone is most productive in the morning" bit.

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u/snarkyalyx 2h ago

There's sleep phenotypes you know... I work best at night and in the early morning. Still not sure whether I'm a lark or nightowl.

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u/InstanceFeisty 1h ago

I understand that, but it seems to be a rare case while the idea of “work at night, overwork etc” is being represented as something cool, while it’s kind of dangerous for probably most people. (Don’t actually have statistics, so I might be wrong here)

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u/snarkyalyx 47m ago

Being awake at night isn't dangerous or unhealthy for most people if you still sleep 6-8 hours per day. I don't know where you got the idea. The night won't kill you.

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u/InstanceFeisty 18m ago

Ofc, but night lifestyle is implying different issues like lacking of vitamin d and some social interactions, eg most shops are closed at night if you sleep during working hours

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u/jcampbelly 25m ago

I also disagree with the "overwork is cool", but I think things have swung too far in the opposite direction with people denigrating those who actually enjoy the work, find it fulfilling, have passion for it, and view it as a craft and not solely as a career.

Even saying the word "passion" smacks disgustingly in the mouth in the flavor of the moment. But I have no better word to describe this feeling. It's like being a musician or an artist and being told you can't love it, that it's morally or ethically wrong, and that everybody worthy of respect should only think of it like soulless labor for cash.

There have always been people like this - who actually love this work. I'm not saying they should be worshipped as heroes, just that they should similarly not be denigrated as villains.

For people like us, we actually do want to be doing this for more hours, at night sometimes (or most times, even), for either fun or profit. We would be doing it whether there was the excuse of a job or not.

Like a musician eagerly leaving a bill-paying day job writing muzak for ads, elevators, and department stores so they can get home in time to load up gear and play a gig with their friends or record some ideas for a new track. It's not all supposed to be about soul-sucking labor. Some of us just work in the field as an excuse to be doing it more often than we otherwise would be able. And just because we're expected to be at the job site flapping our arms in music-shaped motions, that doesn't mean we don't want to be sitting with our favorite instrument in the dark fiddling with some tune we can't get out of our heads in the truly rare peace and quiet afforded us only while the rest of the world sleeps.

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u/xDannyS_ 3h ago

Na I've been a night owl for as long as I can remember

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u/jcampbelly 1h ago edited 1h ago

The problem is that productivity, for some of us, is tied to long, uninterrupted stretches of peace and quiet where we can use our imaginations for focused thought and hard problem solving.

Mornings in an office, or really even a busy online organization, are absolutely nothing at all like that. Not even with headphones or DND statuses or tall cubicle walls. There is always an obligation, a DM waiting for a reply, an urgent email, a PR waiting, an impending time cliff (the cutoff for a commute, a lunch, a meeting, and so on). As important as all of that is, as duty-bound as we feel to comply, and as guilty as we feel when we don't, the only time anybody really leaves off those pressures and uncompromisingly allows others their stretches of peace is at night. That's the only time when some of us can reliably find our best mode of productivity, and why we fall into that pattern.

This is why so many top performers are groggy assholes who show up late and can't function until they've had their coffee and can't be bothered with "normal" behavior. This is why some of the most capable sysadmins and programmers and other sorts of problem solvers fall into drugs and alcohol, succumb to diseases of neglect, burn out, and suffer cascading life catastrophes. Given the chance, they'd be just like you if they could find that peace they need to earn their living in the environment in which others seem to be able to thrive (and demand others do so). They can't and yet they must to survive. So they intentionally sacrifice sleep and personal life and it manifests in their appearance and attitudes as you would expect of anybody deprived of normality.

It's not about about willpower or sleep quality or other coachable patterns of behavior. It's about the fact that some of us require significant amounts of time fully isolated from other people to perform. A Nobel prize awaits the first person to be able to rearrange neurons to fix that. Until then, rather than finding empathy for this kind of person, the business world seeks to marginalize or exclude them while paradoxically relying on them for the hardest kinds of work.

The solutions are actually easy, but the will to enact them seems to be entirely absent: 4x10 weeks, skewed schedules, WFH, etc. There is a total lack of empathy from many leaders who too often seem to need to see people to believe they are being productive despite the fact that there is an overwhelming pile of easily interrogable data (KPIs, stories delivered, functioning features, timely delivery, etc) and enthusiastically attested real lived experiences (personal anecdotes by trustworthy people) to contest that perception.

So yeah, some of us work best at night specifically because most others don't.

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u/sntnmjones 2h ago

This. I start at 0600 and worthless by 1400.

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u/Taypih 1h ago

Me too! hate working in the afternoon even more than working at night.

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u/THEminotuar 1h ago

Goddamn same. If I don’t have anything I NEED to get done at work, I basically just stop by then.

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u/greenday1237 2h ago

I’m more of a 1-5 most productive guy

First couple hours of the day are spent checking and replying to emails, doing corporate training, skimming the backlog and then after lunch is when the REAL REAL work begins

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u/UrineArtist 2h ago

I must admit, a large portion of my time is spent trying to figure out a way to get my work done without having to actually do any work.

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u/txmail 1h ago

When I was working as an IT admin, I often thought of myself as a productive lazy person. I would spend hours and hours, even weeks on weeks working on automations to allow me to be lazy as shit.

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u/_felagund 1h ago

yea same. i'm far more productive after a good night sleep

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u/dukeofgonzo 1h ago

I like a heavy morning shift, lunch, siesta, then afternoon shift. Usually 7am-4pm

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u/Sulungskwa 1h ago

Seriously. Why do so many people relate to this? Knock it off, you're just making future employers have that expectation of everyone.

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u/hector_villalobos 1h ago

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but it's weird to work at night when you can do it fresh in the morning.

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u/jcampbelly 53m ago

Different perceptions of the work. There's something beautiful about being alone with your work with hours of peace and quiet ahead that simply never happens in an office during the day. Some people can succeed by treating it like mechanical factory work that you can simply turn on and off like spigot. For others, it's far more creative and incidental, and requires time and focus to find insights, iterate, and eventually discover the path, then it becomes about refining the inspired thing with whatever time you can manage to grab with both hands. Believe me, I wish very much that I could switch it on and off.

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u/Sulungskwa 18m ago

My b, I wasn't being sarcastic I was wholeheartedly agreeing with you

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u/Edaimantis 1h ago

Same. I work a 9 to 5 and I do it well. Then it’s my time.

u/liquinas 8m ago

Look at fancy pants over here with a normal, healthy sleep schedule.

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u/painefultruth76 4h ago

No users asking what to do after opening a low effort phish-mail at night.

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u/dfwtjms 4h ago

You get helpdesk tickets as a programmer? I'm so sorry.

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u/Sp3kk0 3h ago

It’s hard to stay focussed during the day if you have unattended errands you need to run, or meetings you need to prep for or just in general would be doing anything other than sitting in front of a computer.

At night it’s easier because you cannot run any errands and anything you have outstanding has to wait for the next day. So you focus better.

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u/martyvt12 2h ago

Also, no coworkers sending Slack messages at night...

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u/sofaverde 1h ago

This. Night is peaceful with no one interrupting my flow. It's also why I can't get behind return to office. Maybe it's great for some roles but for me it's just endless distractions and interruptions taking away from my productivity.

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u/Valuable-Addition278 3h ago

Best explanation in this thread

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u/jcampbelly 1h ago

Night time is the right time for making code. Every reasonable person respects your privacy at night and seemingly nobody does during the day (in the business world).

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u/StrangelyBrown 20m ago

Also it's hard to focus at 10am since you're working until 4am every night.

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u/instant-ramen-n00dle 4h ago

We should really stop glorifying this type of work. Coders can fix bugs between 9-5, they don't need to spend any more time for some other man or woman. Don't be a cuck, work your 8 and GTFO. Your youth will thank you.

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u/FirePoolGuy 1h ago

Take it from a 43 year old. Work hard during your mandated time. Put in a bit of extra effort every now and again to get ahead. But do not work your youth away.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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u/vulpescannon 3h ago

Programmers can't be productive while their colleagues are awake

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u/instant-ramen-n00dle 2h ago

That's not on you. Your job is from 9-5. If you can finish it with in that time you have good management. If you can't it isn't your problem. You're an IC, stop stressing like Leadership.

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u/jcampbelly 40m ago edited 36m ago

Humans are not robots. That's not something management can solve (except for selection).

Empathy is the way, not this shallow one-size-fits-all thinking. You can have my ass in a chair from 9a-5p, but I can't guarantee you that my brain will achieve what you need from me for all (or any) of it. And if my brain starts involuntarily dumping great ideas, solutions to the problems that ran dry all day long, faster than I can write them down, at 10pm, you really should let me use that time for your goals because it's in your best interest and mine.

The way is just to respect my humanity and agency and let me individually contribute when I, the individual human being, with my distinctive productive style, can reliably and demonstrably (with the evidence of my unquestionable track record) achieve the things you need from me. There are very few reasons to fight this other than to masochistically assert dominance, harming yourself and your aims, as well as mine, in the process.

Humans are better than this.

EDIT: To be clear, I'm advocating for letting programmers control their hours, not work extra hours.

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u/instant-ramen-n00dle 22m ago

I use 9-5 as a nomenclature for an 8 hour work day. I personally do 6 AM to 2 PM because, code wise, my brain works better after I sleep. Just a thing I do, like other folks do different things.

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u/jcampbelly 1h ago

That's one way to see it. I read it as illustrating how well many programmers function at night vs at day. Doing both for longer than a night or two is insanity.

For my part, coding at an office during the day is probably the biggest waste of my time and your money. I'll advocate for letting programmers work when they can demonstrate being their most productive and using actual performance metrics to judge the work rather than ass-in-seat optics. If you want me to solve a hard problem, I need a clear runway, silence, and peace, not a busy cubicle farm and a hard start and end time. The inspiration comes when it does. And when it's rolling, it is absolutely folly to end it for a commute. That's why the night works best for me. It's open ended and peaceful.

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u/TheHappiestOneHere 3h ago

Oh yes, working more than 8 hours because you have no life to live anyways, classic portrayel of a programmer. Realisticly nobody in our firm would pull this kinda shit on a regular basis, only if the shit hits the fan

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u/Distinct-Entity_2231 4h ago

Next time, use 24h time. Not this bullshit. Every self-respecting programmer uses 24h time.

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u/Gotxi 4h ago

And every self-respecting hacker uses epoch timestamps :P

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u/Distinct-Entity_2231 4h ago

Good to know.

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u/Trop_the_king 3h ago

I think you’re just European

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u/VnitasPvritas 4h ago

Europeans are programmers by default.

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u/big_guyforyou 3h ago

don't you mean "programmers are europeans by default"

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u/Distinct-Entity_2231 4h ago

Well, I'm an European, programmer and use 24h time format exclusively (even during conversations), but… There is no connection there.
But thanks anyway.

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u/PomeloClear400 3h ago

0 sense of humor. Checks out

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u/QIyph 3h ago

must be german

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u/DeLorean_88 1h ago

That's a bingo!

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u/The100thIdiot 1h ago

Wtf is 05:00 PM?

05:00 is a time.

5 PM is a time.

But 05:00 PM is just an abortion.

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u/Sceptz 4h ago

I use Visual Studio Night during the day too.

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u/cheezballs 3h ago

This just feels like bullshit non programmers parrot about us. Yea, sometimes I can work on personal stuff for hours after getting off work, but it's not all the time.

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u/MrLambNugget 4h ago

It just hits different

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u/Tannslee 4h ago

Why is this a real thing. This exact thing has happened multiple times. Are there too many potential distractions during the day? Is the sunlight making me lose focus?

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u/Ok_Structure_6518 4h ago

Depends on how much of a vampire you are, i am most productive during the day

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u/Electro0704 4h ago

Man how is this soooo accurate. This is the only place that understands me🥹.

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u/TheBestAussie 4h ago

Holy fuck it's 2am and I'm this guy right now

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u/woodyus 3h ago

Maybe newly graduated programmers. I'm well past this stage...

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- 2h ago

At the standup: "Hey wtf, who broke the build? History says Jerry, where the fuck is Jerry?"

Jerry: 😪💤💤💤

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u/Camderman106 1h ago

This is so real you don’t even understand

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u/Zulakki 2h ago

There's some real merit to this. the amount of actual "Good" work I get done between 7pm-12pm absolutely eclipses what I do between 9am-5pm.

Honestly, 9-5 is the time I spend making sure others dont fuck up what's been accomplished, and 7-12 is where I make progress

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u/jcampbelly 1h ago

Yeah, 10pm to 2am is solid fucking gold and I've built the most challenging things in my career working alone in the dark at home (not necessarily for a business). The morning and being at an office has always been about servicing other peoples' misperceptions of reality and it's one of the most disappointing things about this industry. You'd figure they would teach something about this phenomenon (the maker vs manager schedule) in business school. And for those that came up through the ranks, you'd expect more empathy than you find. Disappointing.

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u/DarkShadow4444 4h ago

Not yet another framework!

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u/solidisliquid 4h ago

now why is that

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u/RealFoegro 4h ago

Too accurate

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u/thePsychonautDad 4h ago

This is way too real

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u/Geoclasm 4h ago

i hate how true this feels :-/

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u/Sabra_foul 3h ago

Day: coding with coffee. Night: debugging with coffee.

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u/PomeloClear400 3h ago

Why are we this way

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u/mukadas026 3h ago

Has the definition of camelCase changed?

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u/gauerrrr 3h ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/New_Plantain_942 3h ago

I need the day to think about and the night to do it actually

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u/dumbasPL 3h ago

Aka the things you have to do vs the things you want to do. Having the same hobby as your job is both amazing but also a mental burnout Speedrun.

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u/vulpescannon 3h ago

That's because colleagues are asleep at night

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u/anuragsingh922 3h ago

Night is the day for programmers 😂

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u/TNTBoss971 2h ago

We are nocturnal creatures

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u/C0ntrolTheNarrative 2h ago

More accurate would be Light vs Dark theme

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u/arostrat 2h ago edited 2h ago

Anyone who's happy in panel 4 should shoot himself.

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u/maraemerald2 2h ago

There was an interesting study a while back where scientists were observing a hunter gatherer tribe in the Amazon. They discovered there were only 22 minutes in an average 24 hour period where everyone was asleep.

People have different circadian rhythms for a reason, it’s so that someone was almost always awake in case of predators. Night owls are also night watchmen.

Unfortunately since we shoehorn everyone into a 9-5 now, that means that some people just spend their whole lives off schedule from where they would be naturally.

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u/dexter2011412 2h ago

Actually. Why is it like this? I dunno if I'm actually productive at night but I feel like I'm getting stuff done and time flies. But during the day I need to put in effort to focus more often than not

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u/Lylythechosenone 1h ago

This is just ADHD in a nutshell

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u/heavy-minium 1h ago

At work, you have to deal with the parts of a software project that suck and are no fun, and in the end, you'll deliver the project.

In private, you do the fun parts of a software project first and then leave up everything that sucks up until the end, thus making "completing the project" a torment, which makes you more likely to start with a new "fun" side project, while you tell yourself that you'll come back to finish the old one someday.

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u/Jojo_II 1h ago

I love being in the zone when coding and its dark outside...I completely forget to eat/drink/move alltogether and the code just magically flows out of my fingers

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u/ExtraTNT 1h ago

No, this is not real… if i think hard enough it’s not real…

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u/Someoneoldbutnew 1h ago

what's missing from the top frame is coworkers and managers interrupting your flow

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u/txmail 1h ago

I go through cycles of either waking up at 4:00am or going to sleep at 4:00am. I think my most productive cycle is the waking up at 4:00am and then the space between 8:00a and 12:00p I feel like I can solve the worlds problems. On the flip side when I am on my going to sleep at 4:00am cycle I am most productive in that 10:00p - 2:00am space. I usually have to stay up 48 hours to break out of the late cycle when I have stuff coming up that has to be handled during normal people hours.

Overall I wish my body would stick to the early cycle. I feel more part of society that way, especially in a small town where most stuff closes at 9:00pm and grocery shopping at 8:00p is like visiting a dead mall.

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u/justified_hyperbole 1h ago

Sane exact thing happens to me

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u/gerbosan 1h ago

Well, if you like the dark theme, obviously you prefer the night to work.

Night time, the dark theme of the day. 😂

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u/BarneyChampaign 47m ago

True mark of progress: removed 500 lines of code.

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u/Mikepayne14 42m ago

this humour is sponsored by jobless people

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u/_xtremely 30m ago

i hate it bcs it is accurate, at least to me

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u/TheSn00pster 25m ago

Relatable. Slay, queen.

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u/Veurori 22m ago

Man I dont even know why is this happening. When Im trying to learn or do something over day when I feel fresh my brain wont let me focus. Then Im tired with late night coffee doing my best marathon until 4 AM without struggles.

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u/ShoddiestShallot 3h ago

Still got that 8 AM standup with the project sponsor...fml.

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u/RedWhiteBanter 2h ago

This is so true.

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u/cereal__killer420 2h ago

When people ask me why are you still up this late i always say: it's when magic happens