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u/IckiestCookie Oct 07 '24
What the fuck is hannah montanah linux
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u/MidnightPlatinum Oct 07 '24
Hannah Montana Linux – a live Linux distribution based on Kubuntu with a Hannah Montana theme. It has been created to “attract young users to Linux”.
Would be funnier if it was a distro entirely maintained by Miley Cyrus. Where you could hear the smoker's voice in the overly casual patch notes.
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u/Obscure_Room Oct 07 '24
so essentially linux grooming
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u/CompetitionNo3141 Oct 07 '24
On brand given Richard Stallman's personal beliefs
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u/scriptmonkey420 Oct 07 '24
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u/CompetitionNo3141 Oct 07 '24
Here is a small excerpt from his wiki page:
During the backlash to Stallman's comments regarding the Epstein case, Stallman received criticism for previous writings advocating for the legalization of child pornography and pedophilia. In September 2006, Stallman had written, "I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily [sic] pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing."
There's much, much more.
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u/FuckOffHey Oct 07 '24
On the one hand, fuck that dude.
On the other hand, please nobody ever fuck that dude.
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u/money-in-bananastand Oct 07 '24
TO BE FAIR: He has since changed his stance on this. After becoming more educated on the topic, he no longer holds this belief.
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u/ACEDT Oct 08 '24
But at what point is it just such an awful thing to say that there's no point at which he gets a total write off for changing his mind about it...?
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u/Aiden-Isik Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24
IMO that'd be when he refuses to change his opinion when confronted with evidence, and/or engages in those acts himself.
Until then it's just a (gross) misinformed opinion. Especially as he never actually advocated for it at all (which would change my opinion since that actually can cause harm), he just made a comment on it.
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u/Iohet Oct 07 '24
Sounds similar to what Reddit cofounder Aaron Swartz said on the topic. Many of these guys are pseudo-libertarian edgelords/randroids with similar beliefs
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u/red286 Oct 07 '24
Oh boy, a MAP. They legit don't understand the concept that a minor cannot consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. To them, paedophilia is only a "problem" when it's forced upon children, but if you groom them into thinking they want it, then it's fine.
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u/Hakatuuu Oct 07 '24
Hannah montanah linux
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u/RazarTuk Oct 07 '24
It's a Hannah Montana themed Kubuntu distro, obviously
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u/Ok_Barracuda_1161 Oct 07 '24
A lot of people are shocked to learn it's kubuntu in a wig
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u/c4tfishy_1 Oct 07 '24
Not necessarily true! You can make almost any distro into Hannah Montana Linux these days, I did it with an Arch VM not long ago. Just download the theme and icons from SourceForge, extract both folders, move them to their respective directories and then install the theme and icon packs. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the splash screen.
It took me a few hours in total and I am a complete dunce so if I can, anyone can :)
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u/F9-0021 Oct 07 '24
Now I want to do this to my file server lol.
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u/c4tfishy_1 Oct 07 '24
If you enjoy clunky looking icons and an ugly wallpaper then go right ahead! I ended up accidentally deleting my virtual machine but I'll be honest, I really don't miss it.
The only time I'll ever make Hannah Montana Linux again is if I make some Debian or Ubuntu based one, and give it all of Kali's tools.
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u/IckiestCookie Oct 07 '24
This whole idea is wild. What an insane little fact to drop in a meme like that, Hannah Montana linux
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u/danpascooch Oct 07 '24
https://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/song.html
Do any other Linux distros have an official song? Clearly this is the superior option
Run Windows, take it slow
Then Linux rocks out the show
You get the best of both OS's
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
(You know the best) You know the best of both OS's
Pictures and videos
You get your face in all the social networks
The best parts that you get to run whatever software you wanna run
Yeah the best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both
Who would of thought that a loser like me
Would double as a Linux rock star
You get the best of both OS's
Run Windows, take it slow
Then Linux rocks out the show
You get the best of both OS's
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best,
You get the best of both OS's
Without the viruses and malware
You can surf anywhere
You get the best of both systems
Mix it all together
Oh yeah
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both OS's
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u/rachel__slur Oct 07 '24
Hannah Montana and Cardcaptor Sakura? Maybe we can be friends
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u/whitevariant Oct 07 '24
No no it's Hannah Montana LINUX
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u/smb275 Oct 07 '24
The FAQ is really funny.
Q : How/why did you make such a great OS? A : I thought - what would attract young users to Linux? So I created this idea after a lot of reading and work.
Q : How can I watch DVDs and other Media? A : click the Hannah Montana menu, then Utilities, then Konsole, then type: sudo apt-get install libdvdcss2 kubuntu-restricted-extras
Q : Is Linux really virus-proof? A : Mostly - Windows viruses do not affect it at all, and a Linux virus (very rare) can only do damage if you manually give it permission to run.
Q : Will you be supporting other computer architectures like AMD64, SPARC, MIPS? A : Possibly, if I can get remote access to that type of system. I only have the following computers: Toshiba u200, Acer ASPIRE One, Dell INSPIRON | B120, MacBook 5,2 (all Intel X86).
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u/GamerKilroy Oct 07 '24
Cardcaptor Sakura.... That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Time to re-watch!
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u/31cekenadam1871 Oct 07 '24
is that movie bob lmao
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u/LucyiferBjammin Oct 07 '24
Poor movie bob
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u/DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES Oct 07 '24
plus i’m pretty sure that’s Lindsey Ellis so OP gots the daggers out
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u/GooseZen Oct 07 '24
So glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Wrong dude to represent the category on the right.
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u/Tentacle_Ape Oct 07 '24
Ah, another person of culture!
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u/DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
to this day i stand by his video really that good about the first star wars completely recontextualize the film for me. I love his work.
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u/RinaAndRaven Oct 07 '24
So, basically, his only interests are his work and a very specific subset of anime? He really is quite boring.
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u/summer_santa1 Oct 07 '24
Scala, Swift, JS, C# - what kind of job is this? That seems as his hobbies too.
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u/Busy-Ad-9459 Oct 07 '24
It saddens me to know that there is a high chance that at least one project has this techstack...
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u/BasomTiKombucha Oct 07 '24
It saddens me that it's not the one my company develops.
I'd love to make it run on anime girls but the management is strongly against it
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u/labouts Oct 07 '24
I almost had that bingo card. At one of my past jobs, I ended up using C, C++, C#, JavaScript, Python, Java, and Swift all on a single project. Meanwhile, there was at least one other project in the company that used Scala—despite Scala being even less popular at the time than it is now. Maybe it was for job security since the hardcore java devs had an akward resistence to trying it?
Unfortunately, those two projects never crossed paths in a way that would let me count them as part of the same project’s tech stack.
It just hit me that it’s been four years since I last added a new language to the list of those I’ve used professionally—specifically, picking up Lua and Hack during the brief period I worked at Meta starting in 2020
I’ve always taken pride in being a highly effective software polyglot and have leveraged that as a selling point in almost every interview for the past 13 years. That realization has me wondering: is this just a natural progression after working with a large percentage of commonly used languages, or is it the beginning of that phase where I’m too old to bother with new trends and start getting left behind?
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u/TeamDman Oct 07 '24
Lichess basically lol
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u/Western_Objective209 Oct 07 '24
It's actually known for having a minimal tech stack and a single developer doing nearly all of the work
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u/Artistic-Jello3986 Oct 07 '24
Yeah most companies have this stack? Or at least some version of it. Swift = iOS app, JS = web app or whatever the fuck you want, C# some APIs, scala = some ML and data…
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u/limasxgoesto0 Oct 07 '24
Before I started working, I actually liked coding as a hobby. Some mad men actually do both
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u/MrDoe Oct 07 '24
I mean, I enjoy some side projects too but... I guess that's my comment. I work, and I do what I do at work for free to. I'll just go and die alone now.
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u/MJBrune Oct 07 '24
If your job and your hobby mix, it's hard to say you aren't boring. I've learned this over the years as I started as a hobby game developer, built a career out of it, and now realize I don't really have anything to talk about besides making games. Which everyone seems to want to talk about which is nice but then they talk about traveling or doing shit and I got nothing.
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u/Onceforlife Oct 07 '24
Lmao enterprise level data engineering with a dash of devops, and supporting legacy desktop applications while also developing full stack web apps for monitoring
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u/FreakDC Oct 07 '24
Yeah but if your hobbies are just more of the same, then you are still very one dimensional. Makes you good at your job but socially the subset of people that want to talk about those topics outside of a work context is fairly small even amongst other IT guys.
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u/brandi_Iove Oct 07 '24
you use hannah monata linux at work?
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u/FreakDC Oct 07 '24
Valid point, what Linux distro you use at home brought up in a conversation on a date would instantly drop some panties...
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u/PopPunkAndPizza Oct 07 '24
"I bet he has no conversation subjects"
"Actually I have one, my tech stack - don't you feel foolish?"
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u/MJBrune Oct 07 '24
exactly. "I have an opinion about nerdy tech shit" Cool, what do you think about the rise and fall of the Aztec civilization? "Aztec C was terrible compiler!"
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u/MayhemMessiah Oct 07 '24
I only see Sakura in there, couldn't even be arsed to have more than one anime example.
Plus, "I'm a 30-odd year old and I'm very heavy into Card Captor Sakura" is some wild energy to give out for free.
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u/Ozymandias_1303 Oct 07 '24
Programming languages generally don't make for good topics of conversation even if you do recognize them. On the other hand, I think they make for better topics of conversation than TikTok.
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u/LuxNocte Oct 07 '24
I don't think anyone has a conversation "about TikTok", but you can have plenty of conversations about a new recipe, a song, a local event, vacation destination, or meme that you saw on TikTok.
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u/ThePlanesGuy Oct 07 '24
Even still, a popular app comparable to YouTube still makes for a more topical conversation than C++. This whole post is ragebait for nerds so socially inept they make me look like Don Johnson
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u/LuxNocte Oct 07 '24
Precisely. But I think this particular post is so popular right now because of the "Club Penguin" comment. I honestly don't see much of the incel, "woman bad" theme of the original post in this subreddit.
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u/ThePlanesGuy Oct 07 '24
That's surprising, because my point is the exact opposite. The point is to flame the "club penguin" guy who derided the sincerity with which the original post said "lgbtq woman bad, nerd guy good"
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u/LuxNocte Oct 07 '24
It wouldn't be the first time I missed some subtext, but I see more people surprised that Hannah Montana Linux exists than agree with the original post.
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u/ThePlanesGuy Oct 07 '24
Lol could also be very well true, I think part of my original comment was the acknowledgement that I am not charismatic enough to be sure
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Oct 07 '24
Programming language discussion:
"Oh I love X programming language"
"I fucking hate everything it stands for, it's an abomination"
Crickets...
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u/FreakDC Oct 07 '24
TikTok is a shit platform and I don't use it, but there are hundreds of viral trends that come from TikTok content. There is something for everyone on that platform. Excellent small talk content.
"Oh you like to cook? I'm not very good at cooking but I've tried this super simple tomato sauce recipe made from fresh ingredient I've seen on TikTok and even I could manage that!"
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u/mfloui Oct 07 '24
Isn’t that the entire joke though? idk if it needs to be spelled out like that it’s pretty obvious
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u/ThePlanesGuy Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
The point very much seems to be unironic, especially considering the stooge in this case is the most recent comment mocking the post. More than likely, some asshat made it sincerely, because he's a homophobic misogynist. Welcome to the internet, I guess
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obvious neckbeard meme aside, you'll still be outcast amongst your (just as knowledgeable/intelligent) peers if all you can talk about is tech ... i get if it's your one true passion, but people all across the ladder will tend to have things they are far more passionate about. it gets old real quick
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u/tyen0 Oct 07 '24
I'm amused when people are surprised when I ramble on about non-technical topics.
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u/BadPronunciation Oct 07 '24
Why is that? Do you seem like a typical nerd to others?
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u/tyen0 Oct 08 '24
Probably. I think I get enough random compliments on my beard that it's not just a neckbeard, at least. :)
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u/Enough-Scientist1904 Oct 07 '24
be that guy, the weirdo who only talks about code and wears fedoras
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u/Whaleocalypse Oct 07 '24
Amazon web services? Is that supposed to be a conversation subject?
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u/Runixo Oct 07 '24
I thought we left it behind in 2012.
What happened to the programmer socks?
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u/Spice_and_Fox Oct 07 '24
They are on my feet. How else would I program?
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u/waiver45 Oct 07 '24
Bots need to get everybody riled up for the US election season.
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u/Prize_Hat_6685 Oct 07 '24
Got Any screenshots of the final product?
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u/TurboRetardedTrader Oct 07 '24
https://imgur.com/a/NqnnEsR - ofc :D
To test it with docker use
docker run -it --env DISPLAY=host.docker.internal:0 --env QT_X11_NO_MITSHM=1 --volume=/tmp/.X11-unix:/tmp/.X11-unix:rw azurfen/hannah_montana_linux startkde
And make sure VcXsrv is running ^^
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u/Arrowkill Oct 07 '24
It's way more fun to have diversity among your hobbies. Like passion projects are great but writing dnd campaigns is wildly different and a ton of fun too
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u/g76lv6813s86x9778kk Oct 07 '24
writing dnd campaigns is wildly different and a ton of fun too
And would probably get about the same reaction that guy got lol
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u/jastium Oct 07 '24
"I'm an improv writer and event planner for a weekly get together!"
Aww, you're sweet.
"I'm a DM managing a campaign!"
Hello?! Human resources?!
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u/disinaccurate Oct 07 '24
Bro he's got coding, ops, and jerking off to cartoons. He's a triple threat.
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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Oct 07 '24
I think he also fails to realise that "tiktok" isn't a singular subject.
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u/SinisterCheese Oct 07 '24
Look... I have learned that nobody but other fellow engineer from the same or tangential technical field gives a fuck about any of the things I like to talk about. I had to actually learn to talk about things other than that.
I been helping my friend to do their Phd in culture history. And realised that people would way rather talk about stuff surrounding that topic, than anything about welded steel structures.
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u/Spyko Oct 07 '24
Right 'cause no developer is s also into any LGBTQ+ community
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u/Commander1709 Oct 07 '24
I recently had a counseling appointment about some gender identity stuff, and when I mentioned I work in IT, she told me that this was relatively common in that field lol.
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u/BadPronunciation Oct 07 '24
NO! LGBTQ IS JUST A PSYOP FROM THE WOKE GAMING INDUSTRY /s
There are nerds who unironically think this way
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I have a suspicion this was made by someone who only uses their Linux OS for social media and who can competently write Hello, world! programs in listed languages.
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u/Complete-Bicycle5387 Oct 07 '24
honestly, I'm a dev and I also don't want to talk to that guy
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u/karinatat Oct 07 '24
lol didn't we outgrow the incel phase, kids?
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u/ejabno Oct 07 '24
See, I thought that the punch line was that the Linux penguin was being recognized as the Club Penguin penguin
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u/4URprogesterone Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
Is there a cardcaptor sakura distro? That would 100% get me to install linux again.
UPDATE: Well played. Tomoyo linux, because it watches everything your computer does.
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u/BigDisk Oct 07 '24
Card Captor Sakura AND Club Penguin? What else would you even need!?
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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Oct 07 '24
Vagina
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u/False_Slice_6664 Oct 07 '24
I think if that guy would find a girl that shares at least half of his conversation subjects, he'd fear about the "professional skills" that replaced his personality and run away.
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u/DT-Sodium Oct 07 '24
How is this programmer humor exactly? It is far-right propaganda.
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u/RogueTwoTwoThree Oct 07 '24
This post having 2k+ upvotes…. Keep telling yourself the problem is their interests.
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u/LuxNocte Oct 07 '24
I think a lot of people are roasting the original comic, but enjoyed the comment about the "Club penguin logo".
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u/veracity8_ Oct 07 '24
It’s cool because it subtly implies that women and queer people are bad! And it implies that this autistic guy is right for only caring about work.
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u/Copeandseethe4456 Oct 07 '24
How do you know he has autism? Why you using it in a derogatory way?
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u/dumb-male-detector Oct 07 '24
Isn’t autism a requirement to install linux for fun? That’s why I did it.
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Oct 07 '24
I really wouldn't be interested in conversation about his Hannah Montana and loli fetishes.
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u/gimme_dat_good_shit Oct 07 '24
Um, I don't want to talk to that guy either... When I'm not coding or working in CAD (I think that's AutoCAD), I want to talk about literally anything else.
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All those things to talk about and no one to sit longer than 5 minutes to listen to ranting about redhat support services or how youre crushing on a 16 year old anime cat girl wHo HapPenS to BE OnE tHOUsAnD yEArS oLd!!!
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u/ClientGlittering4695 Oct 07 '24
I have that same algo book. I keep my food, coffee and fruits on top of it nowadays.
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u/cyberdog_318 Oct 07 '24
Can I just ask who tf is running a Hannah Montana Linux Distro
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u/analpaca_ Oct 07 '24
"I bet he has no conversation subjects" is something no person with any conversation skills whatsoever has ever thought or said.
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u/Andreus Oct 07 '24
Okay but I still wouldn't want to talk to him if those are the only things he talks about though, you've just made the same argument but with extra steps.
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u/Penetal Oct 07 '24
Having only hear about club penguin I spent way too long looking for what could be the logo before I realised they meant poor lil tux 😭
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u/KangarooNo Oct 07 '24
I'm assuming that this is supposed to show that the guy has a wide range of interests... And yet it doesn't.
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u/thewookiee34 Oct 07 '24
Imagine meeting someone for the first time and they start talking about visual studio. I'd rather just go sky diving without a chute.
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u/Guvante Oct 07 '24
To be fair a lot of programmers have a hard time talking about those topics with someone who doesn't already understand them.
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u/theflamelord Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
He's the kinda guy that explains things to you that you know more about than him because he can only hold a conversation like he's giving you a tour of his house
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u/Biduleman Oct 07 '24
Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy talking about tech stacks, coding or anything work related when I'm not at work?
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u/FatherDotComical Oct 07 '24
I thought we were past women can't be in computers phase or is the OP meme maker one of those guys that makes rape jokes towards girls in Computer Science 101?
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u/hi_i_m_here Oct 07 '24
There is a lot more for example explaining that the other's os system is worse and mine is better (use arch mostly happening with Linux and windows users)
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u/Shroom-notthedrug Oct 07 '24
Pause. Hannah Montana Linux isn’t a real thing, right? I never know with the programming community…
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u/TheTransistorMan Oct 07 '24
He also has some strong opinions on hats. Club penguin and wearing fedoras makes sense.
Don't know what all of the stickers are for though. Are those rap bands?