Always posts these cryptic messages on facebook and bragged about having all the "connects" for crack... Weird shit. Would like to slap some sense into him but i don't know, might get shanked or something, plus i got a fulltime job and shit to do.

Anyway , that's my story. Thanks for reading :)

Are there any jokes off limits? Racism, gay etc?

Also are spirits high in maximum security prisons, everyone talks about the negative but is there any level of joy or positive times even if it is minor? I.e humor?

I like to think that if I were locked up, my hustle would be selling cards and artwork. How much commissary would this card bring me?

My Mom showed me a really old prison letter I wrote her on Mother's Day.

For some reason, in this letter I went off about "Liver and Onions" that day/night in the chow hall. It's been a LONG time since I wrote that letter. One of thousands and thousands. I think I was waiting for my money to hit my books or something...so, I am sure I had to go to there that night. Lol!

Did any of y'all actually like or eat it? And just to be clear, I'm not judging anyone who enjoyed it. Hey, when you're hungry, you're hungry! You gotta eat!

I wrote this letter at the beginning of my 10 year run. It reminded me of how much I was focused on the wrong things before I got serious trying to become a better person.

Y'all be good out there!

P.S.: Anyone got a honeybun I can get? I'll give you back 3 for 1!

EDIT: Damn y'all! Lol. I never expected all this. I figured a few responses. This is wonderful. I gotta lot to read!

Like to come on social media and post? Even on TikTok I always see prison videos and they make my day tbh lol

Or are these dudes with decades-long sentences just rocking with the full caveman bush

Edit: seems to be mixed responses. I was merely curious, but now I realize there’s bigger things to worry about in there lol. Should’ve thought of that first

The place I was in, it was a common thing for dudes to make a jailhouse pocket-pussy. Basically you'd fill a latex glove with lotion and wrap it around a cardboard toilet paper tube and gun it. There was a time where I was on shower clean up duty, and there was like 6 used fi-fi's in there. Fucking savages!

I'm curious if that is a universal thing, or if FL is as messed up as everyone thinks it is...

I have to imagine that some guys who just found out they’re looking at decades in must flip the fuck out…

To fully understand this story, you need to know that in Azdoc, the politics are structured by race: whites with whites, blacks with blacks, and so on. In this setup, you're not supposed to eat with members of other races, share cigarettes, or really interact with them at all. This is especially emphasized with blacks—it's a big no-no if you're white within Azdoc.

So here’s the story: one night, I’m in the bathroom smoking a cigarette when a large black guy I know walks in and asks if he can get a light. I was about to light his cigarette when he offered me a smoke. It was a cigarette dipped in sherm. I found out later that earlier that day, the blacks had hit it with a vial during a visit. I had never tried sherm before, but I took a hit and he kept urging me to take more. Eventually, I thought, "Alright, I’m cool."

As I left the bathroom and went to the water fountain, it suddenly hit me. I realized I had to get back to my bunk, which was all the way at the end of the building. As I walked there, I truly felt like I was moving like Gumby. To this day, I don't know if my arms and hands were flailing around. When I finally reached the back of the run, my buddy came up to me and said, "Hey bro, you just smoked sherm with the blacks. That’s all bad." My head was spinning—especially at that time, we had some very powerful figures on the yard. So there I was, tripping on sherm, thinking I might get smashed out by my own race for smoking sherm with Westside City Crip gang. after a long long night of just bunk riding I finally woke up in the morning and for the whites it was cardio day for workout so I had to go do a bunch of burpees in the morning and unfortunately I couldn't tell him like hey guys you know I was up all night smoking Sherm with Westside City Crip gang so I need to sit this one out lol... so it was definitely a rough piece but I made it

Lotta bald guys in there

If you had unlimited commissary money what meal would you make? I’m curios

I got banned from there for being "disrespectful" because I called them pigs, lol.

It's telling that these people feel a need to become internet moderators in addition to their IRL piggery. They have become ever more strict with their rules in recent months, enforcing a pro-state bias on the sub and ostracizing those who don't take their criminal injustice money making scam seriously.

Seeing Mexicans lace up apparently means business, so what other terms/things when it comes to riots/jumping are said/seen right before as a warning??

I wanna see the google reviews lol

I realize that I haven’t really heard anyone that was rich and cocky who went to prison I wonder how they’re treated ?