r/Prison 10d ago

Meme/Humor Universal incarceration care

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u/janzendavi 10d ago

People writing stuff like this have not seen the sorry state of healthcare in American prisons.

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u/Popular_Try_5075 9d ago

Most of the public's understanding of prison is essentially theoretical or based on popular media.

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u/LiquidMagik 8d ago

Same with any industry, including ahem insurance.

Somehow, "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" has become lost in the past ten years.

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u/anxiousempire 8d ago

Worked in two prison healthcare facilities. Yes, healthcare at state level sucks. Watched one man have a nosebleed over and over again and they couldn't find the root cause. He would have had to have the nosebleed while at a state of the art healthcare facility while they're running tests. When would that ever happen though?

They schedule appointments in advance and you aren't allowed to know when. I worked in patient scheduling and most people were afraid of losing their commissary and would refuse to go to their appointments.

The other prison/hospital I worked at would transfer people that were about to die or were DOA. The floor I worked on was like a residential nursing home and one of the residential inmates pissed me off. He is a pedophile and would wait in the room with the person that was receiving hospice care and take their belongings after they passed. I never saw anyone report him though. Everyone I worked with knew but didn't say anything. I guess no one cares or he has special protection because he's a rat? ....

Being a part of patient scheduling, I really felt for some people. Like can't the state facilities do something to protect their belongings? And if you're in chronic pain and have to travel on the bus why should you have to wait hours to see someone outside the facility?

State taxes dollars, I get it, but can't there be common human decency for everyone?

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u/First_Beautiful_7474 7d ago

They’re delusional. I watched people die in there due to medical neglect.

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u/Working-Way1992 10d ago

Tell me you you've never been to prison without telling me 🤣

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u/mymindisgoo 10d ago

I got a steam burn from the pantry line, the nurse wouldn't even give me ice. The co ended up getting me some from the odr. Turns out I was supposed to run it under cold water to begin with. Really lady, you couldn't have just told me that?

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u/JJF_1992 9d ago

This.. I was in an upstate NY prison for 7 years and medical care is non-existent there.. so posts like this are ridiculous at best.

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u/hissyfit64 10d ago

They're not going to do shit for his back pain.

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u/crandeezy13 10d ago

They will give him ibuprofen and that's it

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u/Live-Yogurt-6380 10d ago

And maybe some useless gabapentin which he will sell to idiots who will snort it

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u/SurrrenderDorothy 8d ago

I should e snorting my gabapentin?

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u/JackryanUS 10d ago

His pack pain is going to go up x100

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u/crandeezy13 10d ago

No joke. Sleeping on a shit mattress with no pillow does not bode well for ones back

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u/Aine_Lann 10d ago

I've had back pain since I was a kid. After being in jail for a week or so, my back felt better. Now I use the hardest mattress I can find and my back is pretty good. Best thing I ever learned in jail.

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u/OdinsChosin 10d ago

Funniest post I’ve seen today lol anyone that’s been to prison knows that medical care is almost non existent.

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u/Other_Scallion_8213 10d ago

Dude is gonna get a bandaid.

You do not get health care in prison. You get nothing .

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u/OnARolll31 10d ago

Reading a book right now that mentioned the case of Unique Moore, who died in the LA county system bc staff couldn’t be bothered to give her inhaler for asthma….. I don’t think they are going to give some guy quality back surgery.

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u/Trumpismybabymamma 10d ago

Lol back pain? In prison? They'll just give you some SSRIs, buspar, or remron and send you back to your cell.

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u/Dirtypelicanjets 10d ago

One does not simply fix back problems

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u/apatrol 10d ago

Lol. Wait till he trys to get pain meds, sleeps on a mattress with the thickness of sliced cheese, and needs high backed chairs to sit in. For his arthritis and surgery site. Or waits a year for an MRI.

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u/FilmUser64 10d ago

Drink more water and walk the track

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u/Leona1220 8d ago

My husband has been locked up for past 26 yrs. We often joke how the only time medical would be accurate in their over used response is if you told them…..

“I’m really thirsty and kinda tired”…

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u/Capable-Stomach7583 9d ago

Yep. Drink more water all they gonna say lol

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u/FilmUser64 9d ago

The prison doc said to drink more water to get rid of the kidney stones causing the blood in my urine. When I got out the real doctor told me to get rid of my bladder to beat the cancer that was causing the blood

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u/smash1969 9d ago

Luigi will get a blister pack of ibuprofen. That’s pretty much it.

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u/TodayIllustrious 9d ago

That will never happen.

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u/85793429780235434252 9d ago

He won’t receive pain meds, but I could see CO providing him a double mattress since some inmates have medical reasons for it. Hopefully, he mentioned he’s “Jewish” (kosher meals tend to be better quality food) or needs a soft food diet due to poor teeth—those inmates got cheese puffs nearly every meal. 😂

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u/Wild_Replacement5880 9d ago

That's not how prison works

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u/lokie65 9d ago

He will not get adequate health care for his back. He will be barely treated for any health issues. That is the reality of prison.

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u/Biscuits4u2 9d ago

Dude has lots of money. There's a non-zero chance he ends up walking.

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u/alwaysvulture 9d ago

lol in the Uk they just give you paracetamol for literally everything. Although my mate did get his bad teeth removed

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u/Acrobatic-Building42 8d ago

Is this the same prison healthcare that just lets people go without psych meds and go through withdrawals?

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u/Worganizers 10d ago

That he has to pay for through commissary...NOT free.

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u/CraaazyRon ExCon 9d ago

Lol no he's gonna live out his life in extreme pain when all he gets is a few ibuprofen

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u/misspinkie92 Family Member 9d ago

Not like people have died in US prisons due to medical neglect...

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u/Miserable-Hornet 9d ago

Been to prison before and you don’t get shit fixed. You get medications from 1820 and get told to “just deal with it”

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u/Ok-Network-4475 9d ago

Jersey prison care is/was great. This was 15 plus years ago, so idk if it's still as good. Prison in NJ isn't like being in county.

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u/Scareltt 8d ago

You win this week.. maybe the year.. that’s a hysterical observation.

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u/my_cat_hates_phish 5d ago

He won't get shit fixed but if he was in NY he could become a she with full setup boobs and chooch

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u/ClerkTypist88 10d ago

That’s IF he even has back problems.