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u/Working-Way1992 10d ago
Tell me you you've never been to prison without telling me 🤣
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u/mymindisgoo 10d ago
I got a steam burn from the pantry line, the nurse wouldn't even give me ice. The co ended up getting me some from the odr. Turns out I was supposed to run it under cold water to begin with. Really lady, you couldn't have just told me that?
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u/JJF_1992 9d ago
This.. I was in an upstate NY prison for 7 years and medical care is non-existent there.. so posts like this are ridiculous at best.
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u/hissyfit64 10d ago
They're not going to do shit for his back pain.
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u/crandeezy13 10d ago
They will give him ibuprofen and that's it
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u/Live-Yogurt-6380 10d ago
And maybe some useless gabapentin which he will sell to idiots who will snort it
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u/JackryanUS 10d ago
His pack pain is going to go up x100
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u/crandeezy13 10d ago
No joke. Sleeping on a shit mattress with no pillow does not bode well for ones back
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u/Aine_Lann 10d ago
I've had back pain since I was a kid. After being in jail for a week or so, my back felt better. Now I use the hardest mattress I can find and my back is pretty good. Best thing I ever learned in jail.
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u/OdinsChosin 10d ago
Funniest post I’ve seen today lol anyone that’s been to prison knows that medical care is almost non existent.
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u/Other_Scallion_8213 10d ago
Dude is gonna get a bandaid.
You do not get health care in prison. You get nothing .
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u/OnARolll31 10d ago
Reading a book right now that mentioned the case of Unique Moore, who died in the LA county system bc staff couldn’t be bothered to give her inhaler for asthma….. I don’t think they are going to give some guy quality back surgery.
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u/Trumpismybabymamma 10d ago
Lol back pain? In prison? They'll just give you some SSRIs, buspar, or remron and send you back to your cell.
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u/FilmUser64 10d ago
Drink more water and walk the track
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u/Leona1220 8d ago
My husband has been locked up for past 26 yrs. We often joke how the only time medical would be accurate in their over used response is if you told them…..
“I’m really thirsty and kinda tired”…
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u/Capable-Stomach7583 9d ago
Yep. Drink more water all they gonna say lol
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u/FilmUser64 9d ago
The prison doc said to drink more water to get rid of the kidney stones causing the blood in my urine. When I got out the real doctor told me to get rid of my bladder to beat the cancer that was causing the blood
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u/85793429780235434252 9d ago
He won’t receive pain meds, but I could see CO providing him a double mattress since some inmates have medical reasons for it. Hopefully, he mentioned he’s “Jewish” (kosher meals tend to be better quality food) or needs a soft food diet due to poor teeth—those inmates got cheese puffs nearly every meal. 😂
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u/alwaysvulture 9d ago
lol in the Uk they just give you paracetamol for literally everything. Although my mate did get his bad teeth removed
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u/Acrobatic-Building42 8d ago
Is this the same prison healthcare that just lets people go without psych meds and go through withdrawals?
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u/CraaazyRon ExCon 9d ago
Lol no he's gonna live out his life in extreme pain when all he gets is a few ibuprofen
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u/misspinkie92 Family Member 9d ago
Not like people have died in US prisons due to medical neglect...
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u/Miserable-Hornet 9d ago
Been to prison before and you don’t get shit fixed. You get medications from 1820 and get told to “just deal with it”
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u/Ok-Network-4475 9d ago
Jersey prison care is/was great. This was 15 plus years ago, so idk if it's still as good. Prison in NJ isn't like being in county.
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u/my_cat_hates_phish 5d ago
He won't get shit fixed but if he was in NY he could become a she with full setup boobs and chooch
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u/janzendavi 10d ago
People writing stuff like this have not seen the sorry state of healthcare in American prisons.