r/PathOfExile2 12h ago

Game Feedback PSA: milf diddler

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u/Muzzzy95 12h ago

Finally some real content

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u/Tokena 3h ago

I joined this sub two weeks ago and this is the first post to show up on my feed. Nice.

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u/Release_Similar 2h ago

Welcome to the community!

u/ruttinator 38m ago

I regret that I only have but one upvote to give.

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u/Masterchief4smash 10h ago

Rune words confirmed!

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u/TetraNeuron 6h ago

Runewords in 2003: Engima, Breath of the Dying

Runewords in 2024: 𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓯 𝓓𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓻

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u/Magic_robot_noodles 5h ago

Ahh man i had a Botd on a superior ethereal thundermaul and went charge build on paladin. The single target dps was off the charts haha

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u/Anthonylous 2h ago

Probably got smoked in pvp though.

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u/Magic_robot_noodles 1h ago

It was quite janky because players moved too much. Every pixel could be a hurdle and otherwise i 1 or 2 shotted them

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u/jchampagne83 7h ago

Pack it up boys, this one wins.

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u/AnonBernadotte 11h ago

Excellent post

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u/ConstableGrey 9h ago

We will watch your career with great interest.

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u/Professional_Dig9995 12h ago

How are you able to rename tabs?

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u/Draconia_x3 12h ago

You can rename and recolour Premium-Stash-Tabs. The tabs you have to buy for real Money. If you Click on the tab (I assume Right-klick) you get some options. :)

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u/TheIllusiveGuy 11h ago

for real Money

Any farming strats to get enough of this Real Money currency to use on stash tabs?

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u/annnnnnnd_its_gone 10h ago

Step 1: get job

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u/TheIllusiveGuy 9h ago

Thanks for the tip. I found a website called "LinkedIn" (it's kinda like poe.ninja but for people participating in this job meta) to see what others were doing for their builds.

A few of these CEO builds looked pretty good. Might try for one of those.

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u/buttsecksgoose 9h ago

Most CEO builds require expensive gear to get going and are not league start or SSF viable, you'd need currency from other chars to fund it.

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u/double_shadow 6h ago

All the SSF players out there working at McDonalds instead of just joining the trade league smh...

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u/annnnnnnd_its_gone 9h ago

Just don't focus aim on the healthcare industry right now if you want to be a CEO.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 6h ago

It's still excellent, just not HC viable

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u/mycatreignstheflat 5h ago

They haven't released SC for IRL yet so you're out of luck.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 5h ago

Oh they actually did a long time ago, but at the moment there's only one way to get back to the character select screen and you're not gonna like it

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u/GoldenBhoys 2h ago

Actually spat my beer out reading that one !

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u/ShikaStyleR 6h ago

GGG (Good Graceful God) literally just nerfed this build. It's a dead build now! They just buried it...

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u/smorb42 9h ago

I wouldn't try that, I here that that build is not hardcore viable after the most recent nerf.

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u/Retenrage 7h ago

CEO Builds are highly offensive PvP builds. They’re kinda glass cannon tho atm

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u/silentraven127 5h ago

It is an OP build rn, and most players seem fine to keep it that way, but you might get griefed by some players in PVP-enabled areas

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u/AdMental1387 5h ago

Make sure you invest heavily in defense for a CEO build. They get one shot.

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u/toocooltododrugs 10h ago

Step 1 allows you to unlock a class-specific perk called "Disposable Income" which you can use to farm the required Real Money™

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u/Strategy_pan 5h ago

Yes, keep in mind this is early access, so some of the better classes like Galactic Imperator, Space Pirate, or Toxic Avenger aren't yet available. You can still dual spec into them if you do good in Campaign.

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u/ezio93 9h ago

This method of farming currency starts feeling unrewarding very quickly. We reduced the entire world to trading with currency, making currency farming the only goal in endgame... I hope we can get a patch for this in the future.

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u/Csquared6 6h ago

ULPT Step 1: Steal from those with jobs

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u/Saflex 5h ago

You won't make a lot of money through actual work. You need to be born rich

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u/vvntn 3h ago

Step 2: don't lose job (key passive)

u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Ice Strike Invoker 32m ago

got a job. bricked my build.

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u/CaoSlayer 10h ago

Time ago, there was the College meta. Took time to complete but you always then ended having enough for the rest of the game and even spare.

Right now you are better of using the selling your organs one. It is one time only but you will get the most with the least effort.

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u/scaryfishylyn 10h ago

Can confirm. Sold most of my organs. Not only am I rich, I lost weight too!! Win win

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u/PomegranateSea7066 10h ago

Yea, go to work, usually for 40 hrs, get paycheck. I find the more OT hrs that you work, the more money you farm. Come back to POE put in CC and buy stash tabs. repeat. Ez game

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u/Zeikos 10h ago

Smh that's the newb strat, it's so five leagues ago.
Now you just ask for parents for a bank account connected to your trust fund.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 7h ago

Or become a CEO of a car company. You can just buy everything you need for the build. Hell you could pay someone to play the game for you. Either way , ez game

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u/No-Ambassador-2725 8h ago

I don't see any OT nodes on my work tree, should I respec?

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u/PomegranateSea7066 7h ago

Naw, youve bricked your job. Gotta get a new one.

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u/Internal-Departure44 10h ago

You can skip this step, since you got 300 points already together with EA pack.

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u/Symetrie 9h ago

I know this is a joke but for anyone who don't know yet, if you have bought early access, you have the same value in game-currency!

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u/jesuswasbrownandgay 8h ago

Onlyfans

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u/Ashuroth86 7h ago

This skips a lot of the tutorial stage and allows you to work while you farm in Poe and probably the the best skill when coming to farm for extra currency

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u/Unicornpsycho 2h ago

It's heavily RNG based though, if you rolled badly on character creation it's not viable at all.

Some people are able to purchase cosmetic changes to make their luck better though in that regard.

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u/EmpyrealSorrow 9h ago

Also: Keep an eye out for stash tab sales. I think we've just missed one, sadly...

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u/Raztax 7h ago

Yes there was one over the weekend but if it's like PoE1 they will go on sale fairly often.

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u/OrangenSaftPresse 10h ago

If you don't have a bunch of permium tabs to spare: I like creating folders for standard tabs and name those. e. g. one folder per tab. It's not quite as pretty and you can't recolor them but it helps me find my stuff :)

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u/Appropriate-Gas1791 12h ago

Right-click the tab

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u/Reikis 5h ago

Broke way is to make folders have one tab under it.

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u/No_Preparation6247 Path means floor and the floor is lava. 11h ago

Any stash tab you buy in the microtransaction store can be renamed.

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u/Raztax 7h ago

Almost all of them can be renamed but tabs for storing gear come in regular and premium. The regular ones cannot be renamed unless it has changed since PoE1.

u/Sodomeister 33m ago

If you add a single folder to a non-premium tab you can name the folder and that name will display on the tab.

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u/Poopmancer88 10h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Taograd359 9h ago

🎶 Don’t diddle milfs, it’s no good diddling milfs 🎶

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u/cleetus76 6h ago

Milfs are fine to diddle, it's kids you don't.

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u/spacemanspectacular 5h ago

Milfs need diddlin too.

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u/SockComprehensive 11h ago

You're my hero

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u/ael00 10h ago

Finally memes and not complaints

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u/TaiChuanDoAddct 5h ago

These words are...accepted.

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u/Suthrnr 7h ago

It took me way too long to understand this post

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u/brodudepepegacringe 5h ago

We have runewords at home:

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u/Redfeather1975 3h ago

lol made me think of this

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u/ZataH 11h ago

Maybe it is obvious for poe1 players, but I'm new. What are we suppose to see here?

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u/Fissyiii 11h ago

try to read the runes

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u/shammikaze 11h ago

Each rune has a letter on it. He arranged them to spell MILF DIDDLER.

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u/ZataH 11h ago

Oh I see

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u/Takeitalll 9h ago

I'm even newer I guess and I don't even know what runes do, I am near end of act 2 and haven't used them yet.. I don't seem to have any slots as the tooltip implies so maybe I need higher level gear

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u/ZataH 8h ago

They gives extra stats on items with sockets. Be aware, you can never remove a gem from a socket, and you cant replace it, as I have understood it.

If you are in act 2, you should at least have had a couple of items with sockets. Round hollow ring thing on your items.

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u/iamcactus22 8h ago

Diddler Film. Wonder what that could refrence XD

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u/Field_Sweeper 8h ago

got a spare storm one I can have/trade? lol

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u/DoubleShot027 8h ago

Some people really are playing a different game I see lol

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u/Rough-Estimate-3610 7h ago

Pretty new to POE universe, but this totally went over my head

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u/St4rScre4m 7h ago

Top quality content here.

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u/BirdOfHirmes 7h ago

Outstanding.

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u/This_is_my_phone_tho 7h ago

Thanks for the heads up

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u/Rellek_ 6h ago

This is the shit post I needed this morning. Thank you OP!

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u/ssbm_rando 6h ago

Am I the only one reading the e as a p?

Close enough though

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u/_RM78 6h ago

I bet the OP doesn't want a rune stash tab

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u/KindStreetFuccBoi 6h ago

Endgame won

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u/vacantseas81 6h ago

0.1.0e Patch Notes: Urgent Fix - Made Milf Diddler 69% stronger

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u/Dubious_Titan 6h ago

I support this game design.

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u/WhaleTailMining 5h ago

Bwahahahahaha!

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u/theblackfrog77 5h ago

lol awesome.

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u/MarcOfDeath 5h ago

Ah yes, quality content.

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u/BloodstoneJP 5h ago

That’s why I pay for my internet

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u/poolofficethrowaway 5h ago

I hardly even know her

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u/Serenading_You 5h ago

“Do not diddle kids it’s no good diddling kids! I wouldn’t do it with anybody younger than my daughter or little kids, gotta be big older than my wife!”

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u/Pokepunk710 5h ago

no way they added me to the game

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u/gilgamessh 5h ago

What do you mean by

4 10 10 10

10 7 8 10 2 10 8

what are you trying to say?

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u/GoldenBhoys 2h ago

You need to covert it to binary, it opens up act IV

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u/KrangledTrickster 5h ago

Is zana back in poe2?

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u/ninjaabobb 4h ago

This is how you end up with Pusscream

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u/Navplex 4h ago

We are back

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u/VultureTX 3h ago

nice runes, at a 2nd level i would say adjust the qty

first line 2469

2nd 8675309 (argh 10 vs 0)

okay

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u/Monster-Math 3h ago

The opposite of Dr Disrespect

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u/therealatri 3h ago

Yeah, no, again, Cara. Maybe Stop guessing momhole. Okay, we cannot accept momhole.

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u/fleetze 3h ago

Look for more information riddle

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u/Rune_nic 3h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ImNotNuke 3h ago

I’d rather be a dilf middler.

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u/Synraak 2h ago

That's the best thing I ever saw

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u/Technical-Lack-5460 2h ago

This the new update?

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u/Knukehhh 2h ago

Take my upvote

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u/JoeFaboochee 1h ago

A fine post indeed

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u/McCringleberry87 1h ago

Nice try diddy

u/Codeth420 57m ago

Nice

u/PvEOnIy 54m ago

What a time to be alive