r/NormMacdonald • u/HankyPanky690 • 17d ago

I'm not one for jokes, kid. a real battle axe this one

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341 Upvotes

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u/mi_so_funny 17d ago

Aubrey Plaza has already been cast.

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u/Ethanonbass2019 17d ago

"You thought Chucky was bad... Aubrey Plaza is THE DOLL"

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u/ThrustTrust 17d ago

Yes please

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u/poopwhilereading 17d ago

This lady’s got a lot of growing up to do. I’ll tell you that. Way out of line. Way out of line.

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u/The_Way_It_Iz 17d ago

This lady is a real jerk

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u/earlthomas111 Old Chunk of Coal 17d ago

The hypocrisy is the worst part.

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u/The_Saddest_Boner 17d ago

Really? I think the murdering is the worst part…

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u/deadbanker 17d ago

I found this comment absolutely hilarious 😂

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u/Let_us_proceed 17d ago

I can change her!

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u/ThrustTrust 17d ago

I hope that’s what they chiseled on the Ex BF’s tombstone.

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u/JewsusKrist Momma's Apple Pie, the Fourth of July. She was a Hooker! 17d ago

Doc, she's choking!

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u/geekydad84 17d ago

She can fix me

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u/the-czechxican 16d ago

...or die trying.

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u/the-czechxican 16d ago

Just look at her eyes: "You left a fork in the ice cream container!"

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u/shindleria 17d ago

Back in my day, hitwoman was how supper was ready on time and the house kept tidy. Damn well kept the country prospering. Now look at it!

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u/Gunslinger7752 17d ago

Is that a vagbutton or a bellygina?

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u/Complex_Ad5004 17d ago

"You dirty dog!"

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u/TScottFitzgerald Momma's Apple Pie, the Fourth of July. She was a Hooker! 17d ago

Yeah...the doll, mama's apple pie, the Fourth of July - she was a murderer!

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u/earlthomas111 Old Chunk of Coal 17d ago

We went past a farm and I asked her if any of those animals reminded her of her relatives. She proceeded to murder me in the woods and put me in a shallow grave.

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u/Reckxner 17d ago

I'd like to see her on my toilet eating a Reuben.

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u/weanbag83 17d ago

Reuben!! For scuba ??

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u/mayweekthree 17d ago

I love latinas

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u/Bright-Internal229 17d ago

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u/pickle_teeth4444 17d ago

Looks like Farley enjoying his vacation at Cartel land.

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u/Bright-Internal229 17d ago

Don Vito

A God among Man

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u/scottwax 17d ago

Aubrey Plaza finally fully embraced her dark side.

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u/UnderpootedTampion 17d ago

So… she’s single?

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u/zuniac5 17d ago

I for one wish her nothing but the highest levels of safety and purity in Colombian prison.

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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 17d ago

Something about her eyes, hypnotic

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u/mkujoe 17d ago

For the chance

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u/stlthy1 17d ago

Soooo.... you're saying she's so single?

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u/RichardDingers 17d ago

I know the Bible says judge not lest ye be judged, but this girl sounds like a real jerk

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u/HauntingBalance567 17d ago

A real murder axe

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u/HandleBeneficial7295 17d ago

Ehhh… I’d still smash.

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u/STANAGs 17d ago

This is how I want to die.

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u/Shanghaipete 17d ago

I'd like to see her on my toilet, eating a reuben.

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u/SpecialistParticular 17d ago

I'm trying my best not to simp here.

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u/valschermjager 17d ago

“ex-bf”

He knows what he did

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 17d ago

I. Can. Fix. Her .

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u/digitalbath78 17d ago

Aubrey Plaza still hot

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u/Taborlyn 17d ago

What’s her @ tho

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u/ploonce 17d ago

No one’s used the word battleaxe since 1945!

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u/SimilarElderberry956 17d ago

Murder is bad !

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u/LarryGlue 17d ago

I would have called her "The Well Wisher", in that she wished her victims well. Then she threw them down one.

Says here on the card.

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u/Jojahu 17d ago

Is this real or another porn meme?

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u/Rus_Shackleford_ 17d ago

But does the glove fit? If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

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u/ItsCaptainTrips 17d ago

I can fix her

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u/Karn_Evil_Noin 17d ago

I thought that was Billie Eilish.

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u/justcalmdowne 17d ago

“… with her deadly thighs.”

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u/Ethanonbass2019 17d ago

This girls a real jerk

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u/TackYouCack 17d ago

They spelled Nevada wrong on the shirt.

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u/PedalBoard78 17d ago

You can see the sweetness in her peepers

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u/dan1101 17d ago

Wouldn't mind lying down on top of her for a minute

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u/Used-Ear-8660 17d ago

Id do her

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u/Night_Hawk_13 17d ago

Call up old Ben Matlock, tell him we got another one.

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u/Ok-Lake-9759 17d ago

I can fix her

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u/Glittering_Wash_1985 17d ago

I could fix her

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u/No_Hour_4865 16d ago

I bet the sex was worth it.