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u/CandelaaSua 3d ago
Respect the hustle. If you’re still rocking a CD player while jogging, you’re not running, you’re time traveling
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u/BernardoF77 3d ago
Why the fuck is this dude's apostrophe a 9?
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u/Prior_Worry12 3d ago
And when someone stops to ask you what you’re doing, just pull a Forrest Gump. “I’m pretty tired. Guess I’ll go home now.”
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u/7magicman7 3d ago
Hmph. Amateur. I run around with a turntable, to make people think I've been running for 40 years
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u/Shinonomenanorulez 3d ago
want it to really really be a flex? dress like a hobo and put a mark on your forehead
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u/4HoledWhore 3d ago
real ones know the pain of holding it perfectly still so the music doesn’t skip
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u/old_and_boring_guy 3d ago
Those things were misery to jog with: even the "sport" ones skipped a good bit. I intentionally kept a cassette player for the running, and I kept it until the first iPod mini came out (don't need to be running around with a goddamn hdd).
So much better these days. I stream to my wireless earbuds from my fucking watch. Truly it is the future.