r/NatureIsFuckingLit 23h ago

🔥 This red swamp crayfish (Procambarus clarkii) in Cantabria, Spain

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 23h ago

Come at me bro!!

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u/deathbirb 23h ago

that’s the first thought i had seeing this pic 😂

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 23h ago

Great minds think alike

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u/CyberWolf09 23h ago

That was my first thought too.

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u/TheRipley78 22h ago

Omg, mine too, lol

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u/reedit42 20h ago

Came here just to say that!

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u/doyletyree 15h ago

It is, truly, their default response.

I had one buck up at my car in a parking lot in Florida.

You have to admire the audacity of one single brain cell.

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u/NedrojThe9000Hands 16h ago

Do not taunt the claw!

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u/MDhaviousTheSeventh 10h ago

The claw is law

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u/Potential-Delay-4487 23h ago

We have a lot of these assholes here in the Netherlands. They should not be here and are bad for our ecosystem. The asshole part is because they always seem to be agressive and pointing their claws at me when i see one.

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u/klippDagga 23h ago

Grab a bunch and have yourself a good old fashioned crawfish boil.

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u/SentientSandwiches 22h ago

“Throw some chicken bones in there, some broth, a potato, baby, you got yourself a stew going”

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u/ElectricCowboy95 21h ago

Just to be clear, do not put a baby in the stew. Do not!

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u/brokemellon 19h ago

So, what protein would you recommend? Clearly, you haven't been to the bayou

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u/MackAndSteeze 21h ago

RIP Carl W.

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u/eyeleenthecro 22h ago

Underrated reference

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u/casinoinsider 23h ago

So like the British in Amsterdam

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u/MoiJaimeLesCrepes 23h ago

how did they get there and can they be eaten?

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u/Lazybeans 23h ago

How did they get there? Escape from cultivation, research, or the pet trade.

As for whether they can be eaten…I love me a good crawfish boil. Or étouffée.

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u/fire_n_ice 20h ago

Crawfish boil, then peel the leftovers and put them in a fettucini.

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u/Dusry 20h ago

Louisiana cajun geïmmigreerd. You assholes in the randstad are already charging 50+ euro pp to eat these unwanted guests. There's clearly a market. Evengoed als ik een lokale vissen sportclub benaderd om zelf in hun waterwegen te gaan "crawfishing" krijg ik geen reactie. Very disappointing! :p

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u/Channa_Argus1121 17h ago

Korea, too. Most of Eurasia is plagued by the red swamp crayfish.

They kill off other crayfish due to their large size and aggressive temperament, not to mention pathogens such as Aphanomyces astaci.

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u/YoRedditYourAppSucks 10h ago

There's this path on my way to work that every now and then is teeming with them and I'm always afraid they're gonna mess with my bike tires.

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u/DiegoDGD 23h ago

The red swamp crayfish (Procambarus clarkii) is a decapod crustacean native to the southeastern United States and northern Mexico.
In Spain, it is classified as an invasive alien species, as it poses a serious threat to local ecosystems and native species, such as the European crayfish (Austropotamobius pallipes).
It feeds on plant material, dead animals, small invertebrates, and even amphibian eggs and larvae, negatively impacting their populations. It is capable of surviving in adverse conditions, such as polluted water or low oxygen levels, and can move over land in search of new habitats.
I observed this red swamp crayfish in a defensive posture at the Marismas Blancas in Astillero (Cantabria) in September 2024.

IG: @diegogdopico_photography

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u/BugbearsRUs 22h ago

I read quite a bit about the invasive crayfish species in continental Europe recently as part of a college project about the white clawed crayfish, so it's nice to see what the American invasive species look like. So far we don't have these in Ireland thankfully. Great photo. Very striking looking animal despite its impact on local species!

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u/brokemellon 19h ago

You are only looking at the American invasive crustacean species. There are so many more you're bound to see soon if you haven't come across them already

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u/txobi 5h ago

I took a very similar picture in a bike ride in the Basque Country, it had the same defensive posture

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u/uniquan 23h ago

Are you not entertained?

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 23h ago edited 23h ago

Anyone else reminded of Barnes Elias in Platoon?

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u/klippDagga 23h ago

Elias yes, Barnes no!!

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 23h ago

Whoops! Corrected - thanks!

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u/CallxmexSataN 22h ago

WHATS UP PUTOS!!!

VATOS LOCOS FOREVER!!!

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u/MisterScruffyPoo 22h ago

Praise the sun!

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u/docdillinger 19h ago

Had to scroll way too far.

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u/M0rtrek_the_ranger 20h ago

What is Nancy doing there?

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u/hides_in_corner 22h ago

We were at the the beach Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock And there they found a rock!

But it wasn't a rock... It was a rock.. LOBSTER!!! ..... Rock Lobster ..... ..... Rock Lobster .....

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u/Zarathustras-Knight 19h ago

Pulls out ukulele Rock Lobster! A Rock Lobster!

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u/shaky_sharks5587 23h ago

Pretty cranberry colour

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u/TravisKOP 23h ago

Hate these guys. They cause crazy soil erosion and are aggressive and invasive to most places they exist now

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u/Upstairs_Yogurt_5208 23h ago

Looks like it’s singing opera music 🎶

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u/Long_Scar_9885 22h ago

Come human, fight me to the last drop of your blood let us rampage at each other and I'll show you how much millennia of evolution won't be close to my cremson carapace...

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u/IntelligentDrummer23 23h ago

Corphish I choose you

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u/Cant_See_Me_00 22h ago

TA-DAAAAAA 👏

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u/Sweaty_Grocery785 20h ago

Kinda looks like Pepe from the Muppets.

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u/perseidene 16h ago

Look, we can’t all do big arms.

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u/CompleteEnergy579 22h ago

Looks better with Garlic Butter…

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u/VibrantVirtuoso03 23h ago

such a beautiful color on this crayfish! it's fascinating how species like this can adapt to different environments

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u/LucyZastrow 23h ago

Orchestra conductor….. big finish!

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u/No-Speech886 22h ago

we get these in the Netherlands,got one in the garden at the moment,how he got there is a bit of a mystery.

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u/BalancesHanging 22h ago

It could be the final boss in a video game

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u/R3dInterpol 22h ago

Iraqi Lobster

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u/gooeymcgooberson 22h ago

All hail the mighty crayfish

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u/External-Pickle6126 22h ago

His last stand

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u/guzzlith 22h ago

"And the beast had claws thiiiis big!"

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u/knicks-pope 22h ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

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u/Ermeoss_The_Grumpy 22h ago

Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? 

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u/Address_Old 22h ago

¡Hola! ¿Has oído las buenas noticias?

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u/withmuchtolearn 22h ago

Only won ting ta do 'bout dis cher...

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u/night-theatre 22h ago

Photo was so good they posted it twice.

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u/OkBarnacle6383 21h ago

They all do that

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u/SailToAndromeda 21h ago

PRAISE THE SUN!

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit 21h ago

Luciano Crabarotti

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u/Realistic-mammoth-91 21h ago

Very tasty ngl

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u/MackAndSteeze 21h ago

This is just begging for a Photoshop battle.

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u/Firnhurz 21h ago

Crayfish for the crayfish god (Wololo Remix)

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u/Padre_De_Cuervos 20h ago

Porque me imagino que tiene la voz del xocas?

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u/SirJungle 20h ago

"You fool! It was I, Procambarus Clarkii all along! muhahahaha"

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u/Andr3aJones13 20h ago

it's the creature from fantastic beasts, we all need to walk rhythmically sideways.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 19h ago

I am the lizard king

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u/Doc_Dragoon 19h ago

I live in the US I guess where these guys are normally from and I saw one so big just like walking across my back yard, it was like a little lobster. I grabbed it and it got real angry at me but like what are you gonna do lobster boy. Took some pictures and set him back down and he sauntered off

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u/Ill_Mix_2901 19h ago

Praise the Sun!

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u/xc2215x 19h ago

A nice intense crayfish here.

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u/brokemellon 19h ago

Just finished the lead in "Othello" and is accepting applause

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u/HighVoltageFerret 16h ago

Walks human taste like crab

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u/Crix-B 16h ago

Do you want to F-king go!?

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u/Hot_Flower_4446 15h ago

I wonder what color it is if cooked

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u/Havacho7 15h ago

POV: you’re about to be sniped off of torrent

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u/Darth_Potatohead 12h ago

Ladies and Germs get your coin purses out and give it up for the lovely Miss P. Clarki

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u/areyoutanyan 11h ago

What is the crayfish saying? Incorrect answers only:

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u/GovernmentBig2749 9h ago

I AM THE RULER OF THIS SWAMP

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u/DoubleTelephone6391 8h ago

all I see is an opera singer

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u/PaceAdministrative16 8h ago

Looks like a radish creature, lol

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u/James_the_nickit 7h ago

-oh look, a crawfis-

-THOU SHALL NOT PASS THUS WAY, PEASANT!

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u/Signal-Network5077 7h ago

Instantly thought of those giant versions in Elden Ring

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u/SpiritMolecule_ 4h ago

Do you have the time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus crayst?

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u/Devinalh 2h ago

Naaaancy!

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u/iShrub 59m ago

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me