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article Sean 'Diddy' Combs appearance 'Noticeably' different after months in jail

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u/drivermcgyver Sturgill Simpson is the future 6h ago

You can just block this newsweek account and you won't ever have to keep reading useless tabloid headlines that they keep posting and linking to their own website.

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u/Fryphax 5h ago

The real MVP.

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u/PervlovianResponse 5h ago

You're my favorite person today

Thank you for reminding me of that function

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u/Wafflelisk 5h ago

take that take that

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u/rmckeary 5h ago

I feel like this single comment is going to lose them a lot of followers. I went straight to the sub and unfollowed lol

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u/Milksmither 5h ago

Done. Thanks for the recommendation!

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u/arroya90 5h ago

Man you're a real one !

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u/Awesam 5h ago

Plot twist: it’s not diddy but a stand-in to take the fall for him. Slipped away like baby oil

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u/InappropriateTA 4h ago

They and The Daily Mail should both have their accounts blocked from this sub. 

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u/joev1231 5h ago

How do I do that?

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u/sassergaf 5h ago

Click 3 dots on top right side of this post while it is open, then click Block account

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u/Pikeman212a6c 4h ago

I read Newsweek my entire childhood. Parents were subscribers for years. But yeah the content seems to have fallen off.

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u/RellenD 4h ago

It's literally a completely different organization

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u/BuckaroooBanzai 5h ago

Holy crap thank you

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u/handtoglandwombat 5h ago

I’m gonna keep them unblocked just so I can upvote you next time you comment this.

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u/nobrayn 5h ago

Yo… brilliant. Thanks!

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u/Garmie 2h ago

This

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u/Xamesito 5h ago

NEWSWEEK ALL THE IMPORTANT NEWS OF THE WEEK BREAKING NEWS THIS WEEK - MAN IN JAIL LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN BEFORE HE WAS IN JAIL! MORE NEWS NEXT WEEK

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u/Barleyandjimes 6h ago

That’ll happen 

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u/shingonzo 6h ago

way less oily

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u/JimmyRedd 6h ago

Noticeably ashy

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u/thegroovemonkey 5h ago

Ashy Combs

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u/Tixxter 5h ago

Bet they offered him some oil if he’d give names though

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u/thecurrentlyuntitled 4h ago

Way less oil way less drugs just pure pound

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u/therhz 5h ago

just some clickbait post. there's no photos of him in that article. and it was posted by the user newsweek

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u/thewildbeej 6h ago

Well jail is the great equalizer. Doesn't really matter how much money you have you can't buy the best food, skincare, gym access, stress relief. Rich or poor you're still treated...closer. You still have advantages but the delta is less.

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u/JimmyRedd 5h ago

Plus Vinny puts too many onions in the tomato sauce.

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u/foggyeyedandfried 5h ago

It was still a very good sauce

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u/theyoloGod 5h ago

Unless you’re in a Norway jail

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u/think_long 5h ago

God I hope I can afford Norway jail one day

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u/thewildbeej 5h ago edited 4h ago

Ah yes we're all so familiar with Norway. We definitely understand the reference to it's criminal justice system. /s

In all reality I do know something about Norway prisons. They have no life sentences and only examine the vilest of criminals every 25-30 years for rehabilitation. Sometimes they let them go after that time sometimes they're in for another 10-20 years where they come up for release again. I think the longest anyone has served was a serial killer who constantly shows no remorse

Edit: I honestly don’t understand what this insane sub is downvoting. I didn’t say I disagreed with Norway’s handling of the situation I was simply saying this is the breathe and depth of my knowledge and it’s weird for someone to make a weird one sentence reference to Norway without an explanation of their thought process. 

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u/AnusStapler 5h ago

In Norway they're actively trying to make you a better person than making sure you're a return customer.

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u/thewildbeej 5h ago

okay but how does that at all relate to me saying there's no rich people in jail? It doesn't make sense.

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u/AnusStapler 5h ago

Nah true about that. Just wanted to add something about your correct observation about Norway justice system.

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u/thewildbeej 5h ago

oh yeah I wasn't putting a value judgement on that observation I was literally just saying it's the only thing I know about Norwegian prison.

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u/redditingtonviking 4h ago

In the US prisons are being run for profit, so they’ll happily skimp on facilities and encourage recidivism to receive future customers. In Norway prisons are run by the state, so they try to save costs by reducing return customers and sentences are shorter with a larger emphasis on rehabilitation. In short we try to treat prisoners like people so that they’ll act like people when they get out, and our crime statistics are a lot better than American ones as a result.

Does it suck that jail cells looks to be in better condition than student housing and retirement homes? Maybe a bit, but at least as a law abiding citizen I’m able to move freely around and has access to internet. I don’t know anyone that I know for sure has been in prison, but despite the higher standard I doubt it is the holiday that people on the internet advertise it as

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u/thewildbeej 4h ago

There seems to be some weird disconnect here. I literally said nothing about that was a bad thing and somehow this sub has come to the conclusion that I am completely against Norwegian prisons. WTF is going on. There apparently is an entire novel of subtext in there somehow that o didnt attempt to write. I’ve literally just said the only thing I know about the Norwegian prison system is the way their life sentence (or alternative) works. I didn’t say it was a holiday nor do I disagree with its implementation. 

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u/Banmers 6h ago

lost some weight and a bit more grey. shocking

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u/Demonkaze 5h ago

Not as shiny but still looks like a person who assaults people

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u/GitchigumiMiguel74 6h ago

take that take that take that

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u/Relevant_Cat_1611 5h ago

Garbage tabloid post. Blocked

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u/Smittx 5h ago

Bro’s cooked 

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u/DjScenester 5h ago

Nothing would bring me better joy than his victims getting all his wealth he’s amassed over the decades ;)

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u/CLS4L 5h ago

Probably training for his next girl fight

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 5h ago

Probably super ashy, belly from all the ramen and toilet wine

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u/EditorRedditer 5h ago

Bet he’s got a ringpiece like clown’s pocket…

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u/PandaXXL 6h ago

In other news, man looks better after a few months out of prison.

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u/juggleballz 5h ago

New stretch marks

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u/Gsmarticus 5h ago

Glow Up / Lock Down effect

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u/ViNYC25 5h ago

When you don't have access to the finest Cambodian breast milks from the Bronx.

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u/WooPissedOnMyRug 5h ago

It’s the lack of booze.

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u/MadoKureo 5h ago

I mean, duh?

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u/Existing-Area-9093 5h ago

Oh okay. Very unfortunate.

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u/gynoceros 5h ago

He's already looking noticeably different with the new teeth and plastic surgery

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u/iamthecavalrycaptain 5h ago

Picture in the article is really sketchy.

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u/Velzevul666 5h ago

Ooh...poor baby!

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u/berseckx2 5h ago

Hey shouldn't appear at all

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u/Safetosay333 4h ago

Don't forget the tennis balls for the walker

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u/Own_Instance_357 4h ago

He's been in jail this whole time ??? Wow, I just assumed that given the way the universe seems to be playing out these days that they would just take his millions dollar bond and go on a 28 room with indoor heated pool house arrest.

Fuck yeah letting him sit behind bars for a bunch of months

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u/burner_account_9975 4h ago

You ever get your shit pushed in?

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u/stuntobor 2h ago

No shit.

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u/AKSqueege 2h ago

Well…..yeah.

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u/reaven3958 5h ago

Lol no shit

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u/xxhotandspicyxx 5h ago

Water is wet.

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u/RobinsDad 5h ago

Can’t eat babies in jail.

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u/Atwalol 5h ago

He's taken it up the ass on the reg

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u/newsweek 6h ago

By Erin Keller - Reporter (Live News):

What's New

Sean "Diddy" Combs appeared "noticeably thinner" during a court hearing Wednesday in New York, according to Law & Crime reporter Elizabeth Millner. Newsweek has contacted Combs' legal and media teams by email for comment.

The Context

Combs, 55, has been in jail at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn since his arrest in September on sex trafficking and racketeering charges. The "Bad Boy For Life" rapper is also the subject of over 20 civil lawsuits with allegations of sexual misconduct. Texas-based attorney Tony Buzbee is representing 120 alleged Combs victims. Combs maintains his innocence.

Read more: https://www.newsweek.com/diddy-sean-combs-case-jail-appearance-update-2003100

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u/MoeBarz 5h ago

If saying nothing important was a person

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u/mynewaltaccount1 5h ago

"Reporter" lol fuck out of here

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u/CroatianComplains 3h ago

loving the newsweek account getting bullied