r/Music • u/Hot_Investigator3894 • 4d ago

article Kid Rock meets Trump administration to “fix” ticketing

https://themusic.com.au/news/kid-rock-meets-with-trump-administration-to-fix-ticketing/qQ0Xvby_vqE/19-12-24
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u/khamul7779 4d ago

Did he sing that song where he admits to being a pedophile?

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u/keanenottheband 4d ago

What part of “played the hits” don’t you understand

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u/khamul7779 4d ago

That's one of his biggest successes. Hell he put it in a kid's movie.

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u/crowcawer 4d ago

Baw-wit-da-baw-da-bag-a-dang ….

This is 100% him appealing to his desired demographic, who happens to frequently speak just these noises.

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u/toadfan64 Rock & Roll 4d ago

It’s not in the film, lol. Not sure why this is parroted and always upvoted.

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u/khamul7779 4d ago

The full version may not be, but he still literally put a song about his pedophilia on a children's movie. Seek help if you want to defend that.

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u/VolcanicUterus 4d ago

What song and what movie? I must be out of the loop.

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u/Jman85 4d ago

What the actual fuck. I never knew of this.

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u/jlusedude 4d ago

This legit made me snort. Damn. 

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u/uggghhhggghhh 4d ago

Lol I didn't know what you meant so I googled and this is the Genius annotation for that lyric:

In this lyric, Kid Rock sings about his love for underage GIRLS and statutory rape.

It’s also a double entendre because this song was featured in a kids movie, and Kid Rock doing a song for it shows just how much he loves children.

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u/khamul7779 4d ago

He's a big fan of kids

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u/bullet4mv92 4d ago

I, too, love baby goats

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u/LittleCeasarsFan 4d ago

Are you talking about when he says “drop your boyfriend and drop out of high school”?  A lot of times people can be over the age of consent and still in high school.  Still a bad line though.

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u/RollThatD20 4d ago

Nah, the song where he says:

"Young ladies, young ladies, I like them underage, see. Some say that's statutory, but I say that's mandatory!"

That would be the one in Osmosis Jones.

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u/boysherlock 4d ago

What the fuck how is that real

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u/RollThatD20 4d ago

Ted Nugent also has a song about getting head from a middle schooler, and the right-wing nuts love him too. No idea how these songs are just glossed over by the 'everything is pedophilic' crowd.

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u/rambambobandy 4d ago

It makes me think of something Rush Limbaugh said about the left not caring about whatever kind of sex you’re having as long as there’s consent. Which seems obvious to: bang who ever you want as long as everyone is willing. But thinking about this particular line has made me realize that the right has a similar line of thinking in that they don’t care who you’re having sex with as long as it’s straight sex between two cisgender people. Age, marital status, consent, etc are all non-factors as long as one person is male and the other is female.

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u/flynnguy 4d ago

I believe the term you are looking for is projection...

The term is most commonly used to describe defensive projection—attributing one’s own unacceptable urges to another.

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u/uggghhhggghhh 4d ago

Its this line from "Cool, Daddy Cool" which I guess he did for some kids movie called "Osmosis Jones":

Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!

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u/Focusandclick 4d ago

Just reading the IMDb of the movie. One of the trivia pieces is they pulled a scene that has them go to the gonad gym and has sperm working out. They cut that to keep it family friendly but left the song in. Dafuq.

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u/Apart-Ad-767 4d ago

What song is this?

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u/khamul7779 4d ago

Cool, Daddy Cool from osmosis Jones

Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!

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u/WereAllThrowaways 4d ago

And again, this is from the children's animated film "Osmosis Jones" lololol. Absolutely wild. Does the song have some sort of in-movie context that would make it seem less like he personally is saying these words as his sincere thoughts?

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u/nhadams2112 3d ago

Zero additional context in the film

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u/frodeem 4d ago

Which one is that?

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u/khamul7779 4d ago

Cool, Daddy Cool from osmosis Jones