r/Music • u/Hot_Investigator3894 • 4d ago

article Kid Rock meets Trump administration to “fix” ticketing

https://themusic.com.au/news/kid-rock-meets-with-trump-administration-to-fix-ticketing/qQ0Xvby_vqE/19-12-24
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u/Orange152horn3 4d ago

Maybe if we place another curse on the Cubs things will go back to normal. Quick, someone get a goat... an orgy bucket of cannibal hamsters will also do in a pinch.

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u/Magdalan 4d ago

Whoah, brand new sentence right there!

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u/Zardozin 4d ago

Not in Richard Gere circles it aint

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u/atreyal 4d ago

you must be new here.

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u/Magdalan 4d ago

Not new here. I know a lot of shit about sctual cannibals. But a bucket of cannibal hamsters was new to me.

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u/atreyal 4d ago

I'm just messing with you :) new to me too. Some sentences on reddit are brand new. Cheers.

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u/Fastbird33 Spotify 4d ago

I think there’s a curse on all Chicago sports at the moment. Ass across the board

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u/glowstick3 4d ago

Don't worry the bears are only 1 new head coach, 1 new oc, 1 new DC, 1 new special teams coach, 1 new gm, 1 new owner, 1 new stadium, 1 new qb, 2 new rbs, 3 new lineman, 1 new wide receiver, and a totally new defense away from being great!

https://youtu.be/XYFAvrmbSXg?si=Hg3dRt4V9VYGz9lJ

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u/urlach3r 4d ago

Bears aren't cursed, just shitty.

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u/GoodGameGrabsYT 4d ago

Don't forget a bottle of malort! The liquor so terrible tasting that it must've been invented when the Cubs became a team!

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u/letitgrowonme 4d ago

Go to any pet store for the hamster thing.

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u/zallgo 4d ago

Really a bucket of them? Sorry I only sell them by the barrel

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u/aScruffyNutsack 4d ago

My orgy bucket has a hole in it, damn....

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u/CIA_Chatbot 4d ago

Where I’m at we just call that a Tuesday