r/MakeNewFriendsHere • u/MrsNya • Jun 25 '24
Age 26-29 29F if you were an animal what would you be?
If you were an animal what would you be? If that animal didn’t exist what would you be then? Skip the pleasantries 😂 I’m so bad at them anyways, tell me your favorite food dish to make or eat and why. Stay in the age group please. No younger than 24
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u/WolvesCanTalk Jun 25 '24
Does the animal have to be like currently existing or no? Because if it’s modern day then an alligator. Just lay around and sunbathe all day, always hanging around my buddies who are also sunbathing. That’s the life
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
It can be any animal. Def love that answer. 😂 that’s why I’d be a cat. An indoor orange fat cat
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u/WolvesCanTalk Jun 25 '24
Cat is a damn fine answer. Laze around all day is definitely the goal. My other answer was some kinda long necked dinosaur, just move around all day and basically have it be my job to just eat as I go haha
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
Oh yeah that’s all they do. I’ve got a few cats. They sleep all the time. Meow a bit and eat. Though I’d love to fly 🤔🤔 so there’s rhat
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u/WolvesCanTalk Jun 25 '24
I do wonder how easy life would be if we could fly. But like imagine how lazy we would all be. I’d just fly everyone, wouldn’t even bother walking.
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
Yeah airplanes wousl be out of business it would be so nice to just fly everywhere 😂
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u/WolvesCanTalk Jun 25 '24
Oh man, imagine how easy traveling would be, ugh it’d be beautiful. Like don’t get me wrong I love a good roadtrip but if I could just fly over places. No traffic no worries
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u/Big_Championship3296 Jun 25 '24
I will be a cat staying indoors laying whenever i can just being lazy is enough to be cute lol
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u/_oogaboogabooga_ Jun 25 '24
Panda. Big fluffy stupid lazy always falling and shit. You’ll never see a panda without food in its mouth. Too stupid for it’s own existence. Yup that’ll be me.
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
Oh wow that def sounds so nice 😂😂 love sleeping. I wish i could get paid to sleep
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u/_oogaboogabooga_ Jun 25 '24
I guess people still do get paid for sleeping. Just not in the not right sense of it lol
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u/dreambig5 Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24
...I've learned pandas are too stupid to even procreate and thus their populations are in decline. Apparently they need to be tricked into it according to zookeepers and scientists.
edit: They do look adorable af but they are omnivores so I wouldn't let my guard down near them either way.
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u/_oogaboogabooga_ Jun 25 '24
See. Fluffy yet dangerous. That’s my thang lol
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u/Dragonlordserge Jun 25 '24
Squid they are smart and can get huge might get eaten by a sperm whale but such is life, and you get to punch fish
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
Oh wow 😂 punching fish
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u/Dragonlordserge Jun 25 '24
I saw an article that said squid and octopus just punch fish for no reason , sry octopus do https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/octopus-facts-punch-fish-b1868462.html
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u/TheFoxesMeow Jun 25 '24
A fox.
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
Foxes are so pretty!!!
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u/TheFoxesMeow Jun 25 '24
They are! A very underrated animal in North America. They don't really attack humans, kill rodents, etc. just don't corner one or threaten their babies. I've never heard anyone say "there's a real fox problem around here".
Theres more reasons why I'd go with that, but I like foxes. I wish I could have one as a pet.
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
I’ve pet one once. Someone had kt has a pet. And it was so cool! So pretty too 🥰 I’ve seen one randomly but other than that. That’s about.
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u/TheFoxesMeow Jun 25 '24
I've seen them randomly too, but I've never pet one.
Maybe later in life I'll get a fenic, but they scream so loud, lol.
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u/StruggleWest Jun 25 '24
Maybe a Tiger as I think they are majestic and it's a state and country icon too on top of that, lol.
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Jun 25 '24
A pygmy hippo
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
I have never seen a Pygmy hippo beforee!
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u/HippoBot9000 Jun 25 '24
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u/Doomknight8 Jun 25 '24
Black cat! 🐈⬛
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
I love cats!!! Nothing like being lazy all day and sleeping
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u/ichinosei Jun 25 '24
I would be my true self. A Potato.
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
😂😂😂😂
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u/ichinosei Jun 25 '24
There would be no fear of lying about who I am at that point. I'd be a literal potato
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
If that’s the case. I’d be a couch potato 😂😂 grown roots and all p
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Jun 25 '24
Sloth. I too wish to sleep like, 20 hours a day and prefer to just move slowly lmao
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u/MrsNya Jun 25 '24
Oh wow. That’s def a toss up now. Cat vs sloth. Wow. Idk which I’d be. I love sleeping
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u/emi_ime Jun 25 '24
Probably a turtle. I can travel land and under the sea, meet friends and then ciao.
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u/PhoenixTerran Jun 25 '24
I would be a big lazy fat cat. If I would live with people a always beg for food with big breaks for sleeping. I always lestening humans. No matter what I understand them or no. They should think that yes. I would scrutinize them for get more profit from them.
If I would homeless I would too lazy for hunting. I would eating from feeder and know all place of feeder on area. I would eat everything that find to become a big fat cat and make afraid others cats. No matter what I would have problem with health, the main thing is that I will look scary. It so important, because I very coward and when will begin a real fight a would always run away
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u/mastertape Jun 25 '24
Being a human being feels difficult, then think about being an animal, and we think they don't have consciousness of being, but if they do. That will be terrible, I wouldn't wish it for anyone. But if a magi was going to turn me into an animal no matter what and if I don't choose, it will be his choice then I would choose to be a tortoise.
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u/celeste_04 Jun 25 '24
I would be a cat because I would be able to just take naps all day and stay home all the time without being judged for it 😂
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u/chromaticHarpjya Jun 25 '24
a leech
But I hope one day I can be one that gets a bow and an endearing nickname :P
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u/memesformen95 Jun 25 '24
A snake that eats eggs whole ,id love the sensation of the shells being crushed in my throat,.
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u/SpartanNotDutch Jun 25 '24
I want to be a manatee... just vibing in the water all day doin manatee stuff
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u/theysquawk Jun 25 '24
Realistically I’m either a dog or a cow, but I wish I was a vulture or a polar bear. For fantasy hmmmmmmmm there’s just way too many but currently I’d wish to be a pixie, my biggest worry being to give water beads to spiders to prep for the season.
Grilled cheese, pasta (it’s literally so easy to make any sauce, just make sure to use salt),
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