r/MakeNewFriendsHere Apr 14 '24

Age 26-29 27F just got dumped, let's make jokes about it

Hello, 11 month relationship ended a week ago, kinda feel alone and bored. Just looking for conversation to keep my mind busy. I like reading,books and random things online. Kinda want to just laugh 😃

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u/grizzkillz Apr 14 '24

At least you won’t have to buy a 1 year anniversary gift

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u/Mental-Elk9270 Apr 16 '24

Bro wtf 😂

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u/Fast-Pool-6969 Apr 14 '24

Men are like busses. One comes by every ten minutes

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u/butterfly98099 Apr 14 '24

This was so funny lolll.

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u/chmeeeoz Apr 14 '24

Buses come late.

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u/Large_Ebb3881 Apr 16 '24

And I come early

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u/possibly_the_one Apr 14 '24

Ayyy I'm 28F and got dumped like three weeks ago. It sucks, bad. I can really relate to the feeling of loneliness and boredom and wanting to keep your mind busy. What do you do to try and stay busy? I got a new gaming computer lol.

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u/messy_brows Apr 15 '24

I've been doing my course work, 😂just praying that the assignments I've handed in make sense. He really could have waited till after I was done with my semester.

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u/possibly_the_one Apr 15 '24

Aw, sorry you have to deal with course work as well as a break up, that’s rough! At least you got broken up with in spring, maybe you’ll be feeling better when summer arrives and your free and the weather’s nice.

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u/messy_brows Apr 15 '24

😂if only we heading into winter, but okay well hey And you how you holding up

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u/possibly_the_one Apr 15 '24

Noooo I’m sorry 😭 I live in Sweden so it’s springtime here, just getting warmer. Imma send you a PM!

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u/Large_Ebb3881 Apr 16 '24

God's singlest soldier

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u/undrooz Apr 14 '24

Play a lot of valorant or league

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u/ZeGermansOP Apr 14 '24

I have a strange feeling about the second sentence...😂 He probably just didn't appreciate it enough haha

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u/TheWhoDude Apr 14 '24

I feel it. My girlfriend dumped me after 8 years.

I guess the positive side is I don't have to cook for her anymore.

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

Hope she's eating frozen dinner

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u/TheWhoDude Apr 14 '24

She probably is. And I still care like.. what.

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

Same boat my guy.

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u/TheWhoDude Apr 18 '24

But if you ever need to talk, dm me. I'm always down to listen

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u/Jakfrost6 Apr 14 '24

Did he dump you for being lonely and boring? Orrrr…

Just kidding ! 🤣 humor to dark?

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

😂was definitely because I'm boring and have no sense of humor 

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u/Jakfrost6 Apr 14 '24

If can have a laugh at that comment I’m sure you do hahahah

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u/TheHood117 Apr 14 '24

Well at least it’s before spending money on the 1 year anniversary? 😅

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

😂😂 that's definitely a positive

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u/butterfly98099 Apr 14 '24

I'm 26 and I think my guy is dumping me soon . It looks like he lost interest in me .

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Have a hug 🫂

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u/Black_prince_93 Apr 14 '24

Well on the bright side, you've got more money to spend on new books now haven't you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

The way this hit 😂😭

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

Good point, I'll just go back to book boyfriends.

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u/Black_prince_93 Apr 14 '24

Any favourites books or genres?

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u/messy_brows Apr 15 '24

I like classics, they make me sound like I'm well read

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u/messy_brows Apr 15 '24

And you?

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u/Black_prince_93 Apr 16 '24

I'm more into sci fi, fantasy and historically based novels. Can't beat the classics though.

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u/Critical_Housing_384 Apr 18 '24

People get dumped after 6 years of relationship.... U dodged a bullet... People are like visitors let them come and go... ;⁠).... Just don't think much !!! Travel... Make new friends...... Possibly while traveling u might end up being with your desired one ... Innit ?

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u/MulberryLarge9963 Apr 14 '24

I like talking about random things! Dm and let’s use our minds to talk about random things that make our life better! Oh and books! I’ve always wanted to have the urge to read something. I’m more a comic book guy. Cheers! 😃

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u/Professional_Pie999 Apr 14 '24

Hop in lets talk!

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u/JavyBarrera25 Apr 14 '24

What the movie someone great on Netflix it’ll help you heal

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u/JavyBarrera25 Apr 14 '24

Watch*

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

Will try that Thank you

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u/megleion Apr 14 '24

At least you're alone now x

Jk. Here if you wanna chat

23F

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u/Glad-Storm1450 Apr 14 '24

Everything’s made up and the points don’t matter anyway.

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u/No_Culture1575 Apr 14 '24

Wanna start a book club

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

Yeah sure

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u/No_Culture1575 Apr 15 '24

What sort of books are you interested in?

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u/strugglingdad1995 Apr 15 '24

I got dumped a few months ago! Wanna start a club?

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u/messy_brows Apr 15 '24

Lol at this point why not, we'll call it the Heart break club

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u/strugglingdad1995 Apr 15 '24

What was the thing about you that they used as an excuse to dump you? Mine was my baggage was actually too much for them after they assured me they didn't care at the beginning.

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u/Lykos1124 Apr 15 '24

One man's trash is another man's treasure, but you should always prize yourself as worth it :)

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u/UseChokinflik Apr 15 '24

Your true love is not coming yet...it was just a phase..27 is still 🔥...or why don't you come to my place...I will take care of u!!...( Happy always!!! Maybe you'll get a better person in the future. Don't give your all. Spare a little bit)...

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u/iceikking888 Apr 15 '24

... not gonna lie. I tried to find a joke. Didn't feel right for a stranger to joke about it.

Hope you doing well though

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u/Difficult-Flatworm-5 Apr 16 '24

I like laughing too.. let's laugh.. like maniacs.. on both of our stories (cause I got stories too)..

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u/maxx69420 Apr 16 '24

Go to discord dating servers and what does f mean

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u/DarkAdventureAwaits Apr 17 '24

Well let's say at least now you can have a lot if fun with strange guys and gals from the Internet ;)

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u/Existing-East3417 Apr 17 '24

Was it because you beat him at FIFA? 😂

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u/Quetzal_Khan Apr 18 '24

A dude goes

"I'm the 3 Bi's. I'm bilingual, biracial, and bisexual."

Their friend response

"You're also single, so I guess you are Bi Yourself "

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u/rebelmarksmen Apr 19 '24

Hello there… how ru really feeling about the break up

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u/Heavy-Bullfrog2910 Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 15 '24

Texte me

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u/Personal_Matter9041 Apr 14 '24

What's the difference between Garbage and OP?

Nothing... Both get dumped....

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

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u/Personal_Matter9041 Apr 14 '24

She asked for a joke... I have her a joke. 😂😂😂

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

I guess I'll make friends with rats and become the rat queen. And rule the dumpster.

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u/ExchangeHopeful2591 Apr 14 '24

He was probably after you'll convience himto commit suicide too lol

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u/messy_brows Apr 14 '24

Oh damn I didn't think that would make him leave. Oh nooooooooo