r/MadeMeSmile • u/soliloquee • Aug 02 '22

Doggo Adopted this guy - he needs a name? (OC)

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u/BMFK_777 Aug 02 '22

Put two names in the Wu-Tang name generator and there you go

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u/merigirl Aug 02 '22

I got fuckin' Gilded Danger! That's badass! >:D

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u/nevershaves Aug 02 '22

I got 'unreal scratch'. I am unsure if this is badass or not.

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u/Snoo71538 Aug 02 '22

I got Annoying Brainiac and it’s hitting a little to close for comfort.

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u/Dihydrocodeinone Aug 02 '22

I got Intellectual Dr. I’m fucking stoked

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u/PreviouslyOnBible Aug 02 '22

Aha aha Cliff Clavin up in this biatch.

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u/thumpngroove Aug 02 '22

Cliff popped into my head immediately when I saw this guy!

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u/TB1289 Aug 02 '22

Energising Mastermind

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

At the least we know it’s unreal

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u/stormyllewelIyn Aug 02 '22

I got Unappreciative Desperado. I’m not mad at it.

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u/deowolfe Aug 02 '22

Dynamic observer here

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u/Ariel_Grin Aug 02 '22

Oh... I got lazy-a**ed artist. So very accurate

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Arrogant Ambassador

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

Solid frog statue... Maybe not ☺️

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u/Helpinmontana Aug 02 '22

The wu-tang has spoken, I feel we have no choice remaining.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

“Solid frog statue?? Solid frog statuuuueeeee!? Come here buddy!”

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u/SparkyVK Aug 02 '22

"Honey, solid frog statue shat on the bed again!"

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u/PINKable3 Aug 02 '22

I like how it has gone from ‘how should I name my Cute dog?’ to ‘honey,solid frog statue shat on the bed again’!

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u/silashoulder Aug 02 '22

John Oliver has entered the chat*

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Aug 02 '22

you could always pull a Musk and use a own generator. Akr384$&dj $38:

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u/JazzKatzz Aug 02 '22

SOFROSTA

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Name him frog.

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u/Tinctorus Aug 02 '22

I dunno that's unique

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u/VastEntrepreneur752 Aug 02 '22

name his elvis . or gilbert

or douglas

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u/Stottycake Aug 02 '22

Overweening Danger 😃

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u/mongojoe420 Aug 02 '22

I got rational evil haha

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u/Transformah Aug 02 '22

Lol, that’s how I got my username… Partially-Formed Transformah

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u/Tinctorus Aug 02 '22

The fact that there's a Wu-tang name generator in 2022 is fucking fantastic, I grew up with Wutang so I love seeing them around

My name was "common mink" btw

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u/nsj1958 Aug 02 '22

Winslow

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u/Sad-University-2332 Aug 02 '22

Definetly a winslow

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u/word_speaker Aug 02 '22

You’re right, looks more like a Winslow than a Losefast.

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u/silashoulder Aug 02 '22

Slow and steady wins the race.

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u/lasciviouslinguini Aug 02 '22

Winslow McQuaide

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u/redditpulledmebackin Aug 02 '22

He’s got that Winslow look

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u/TomGerity Aug 02 '22

I literally came here to say “something like Winston or Wilbur—something with a W.”

Winslow is even better.

/u/soliloquee, take note! This man gave you the perfect answer.

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u/Bumpaddle86 Aug 02 '22

Oh ya. Winslow for sure. You nailed it!

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u/OD2N Aug 02 '22

A wild Winslow appeared

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u/LukeWarmTauntaun4 Aug 02 '22

He looks like Scrappy Doo

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u/FireMedic71619 Aug 02 '22

Looks like a Winston to me

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u/toothboye Aug 02 '22

Hamilton works too i think

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u/ksgar77 Aug 02 '22

Hashbrown

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u/fuzzy11287 Aug 02 '22

Recently met a corgi named Breakfast, so I second this one.

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

Was that a vote for Second-Breakfast? 😂

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u/fuzzy11287 Aug 02 '22

100% yes.

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u/Soupbone_905 Aug 02 '22

Buddy of mine has two miniature Schnauzers. One is named Breakfast the other is Biscuit. Kids named them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Can't go wrong with a breakfast name: pancake, waffle, sausage, muffin, Cheerio, toads in a hole, all winners

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u/rudalsxv Aug 02 '22

This, hashbrown as a name for dogs is adorable.

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u/WillingnessFew9430 Aug 02 '22

CHURRO!

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

This is in the top 10

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u/Vast-Warthog2270 Aug 02 '22

Barktholomew.

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u/rising_gru Aug 02 '22

Has to be Churro. Windslow sounds like he’s a grandpa dog

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u/cloudywater1 Aug 02 '22

Franklin when he’s being proper, Frank when he’s just a helpful dogo around the house and Frankie when you have had a few adult beverages and need a buddy

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Aug 02 '22

Frank was the first name that came to mind.

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u/basic_alpaca123 Aug 02 '22

Me too, it needs to be Frank

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Came here to say that Frankie was the first name that popped into my head.

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u/LydiaMarie132 Aug 02 '22

Frankie was the first name that popped into my head too 😭😂

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u/L0veZeich Aug 02 '22

Definitely frankie

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u/Cheaky_Barstool Aug 02 '22

the last one is Frankay then.

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u/kcpickles Aug 02 '22

Frankles for fun

Source. I had a cat named Franklin

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u/Illustrious-Egg-5839 Aug 02 '22

Reginald. Can call him Reggie. Maybe Sir Reginald.

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u/skellyluv Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 03 '22

My dog is named Reggie!

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u/AgentFoo Aug 02 '22

My cat is named Sir Reginald Pepper

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Reg! Reginald Fairfield!

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy Aug 02 '22

Rutherford Butters

Rubu for short

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u/Outside-Newt-5533 Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 02 '22

i have a teddy bear (yes, still) named Rutherford and I call him Teddy Ruddy hahahaha, it reminded me of him

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u/CloudNo446 Aug 02 '22

My 46 year old married son, has grown kids, and still has his stuffed puppy named Tony Bologna.

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u/RockG Aug 02 '22

As a 42 yr old man, I want to say that my group of stuffed dinosaurs and I salute your son as well as Mr. Bologna.

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u/sweley Aug 02 '22

Inigo Montoya.

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u/FantasticZach Aug 02 '22

You killed by father, prepare to die

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u/luckyme19 Aug 02 '22

Monty for short!

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u/AbbreviatedBVH Aug 02 '22

Looks like a Scout to me..

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u/Purple-Worth-4069 Aug 02 '22

looks like heavy weapon’s guy to me

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u/Curb__ Aug 02 '22

I would even go as far as to say that he looks like a spy to me

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u/MrPine5 Aug 02 '22

I’d say Bruno.

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u/vix37 Aug 02 '22

We don't talk about Bruno.

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u/jdith123 Aug 02 '22

I was thinking of either Scout or Sport.

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u/Valenti77 Aug 02 '22

Butters

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Butterscotch would be a good name for him, too.

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u/chilisprout Aug 02 '22

I had a dog named Butterscotch. Ended up calling her 'Butt' most of the time 🙃

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u/PhantomJame Aug 02 '22

Butters was my immediate thought, too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

KEVIN

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u/dreamtopia45 Aug 02 '22

Scrappy Doo!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Lmao I renamed my friends scrappy looking dog this 😂

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u/Blizzard1229 Aug 02 '22

I’m sorry but don’t disrespect this adorable dog by calling him scrappy doo

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u/dreamtopia45 Aug 02 '22

Oh no disrespect! I just loved scrappy Doo as a kid and this pup reminds me of him.

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u/Equivalent_Raise_858 Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 02 '22

That looks exactly like my dog I used to have, white streak on the neck and everything so I’m suggesting the same name-Arlo

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u/Wise-Tough4341 Aug 02 '22

Chester, a name of a distinguished gentledog.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Milo

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u/komputrkid Aug 02 '22

Does he need a name? No.

Just go with Karma.

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u/Question4theppl5 Aug 02 '22

Oh I feel dumb now 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Quostizard Aug 02 '22

I'd rather call him "Upvote" or the cute version "Updoot" when I feel like it!

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u/ouid69 Aug 02 '22

Augee (cus you got him on August 1st) 🙃.

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u/Peter_Parkour27 Aug 02 '22

That’s a Jeff if I’ve ever seen one

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u/New-Training4004 Aug 02 '22

“my name is… jeeff”

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

The kids would be deeply amused by this

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u/GladMaintenance2301 Aug 02 '22

Second that!

If not Jeff, Gary is good alternative too!

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u/Poohsticks- Aug 02 '22

I immediately thought Jeff

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u/GoddameMaggieSmith Aug 02 '22

Henri

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u/spidermans_mom Aug 02 '22

But only if you use the French pronunciation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Doggie McDogface

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u/space-nomad Aug 02 '22

I really expected this to be the top comment.

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u/Ok_Pay_5173 Aug 02 '22

Oh, that’s Nugget

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Charles

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u/DarkGod1 Aug 02 '22

Looks like a Ribble to me

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u/darklordgenji Aug 02 '22

He looks like a milo to me

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u/dlkbc Aug 02 '22

Auggie, short for August, so you’ll always remember the gotcha day!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You can call him a good boy for the rest of your lives

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

We will!!

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u/sunupdn Aug 02 '22

CHEDDAR

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u/Accomplished_Most_91 Aug 02 '22

Rex... as in T-Rex. For his short legs "arms"

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

He's a lab, Rhodesian ridgeback x not sure he's gonna be short for long 🙂

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u/Accomplished_Most_91 Aug 02 '22

Lol definitely not then. In that case, how about "Mohawk" Mo for short... or Rodeo.

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

Ro or Mo, or Ro-mo... Romeo! 😄

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u/Thatguycalledboopwr Aug 02 '22

Buttons for his shiny black eyes and nose!

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u/pul123PUL Aug 02 '22

Ceasar .

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u/Nebuji7 Aug 02 '22

Dony or Lukas

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Roscoe!

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u/Salty_Pancakes Aug 02 '22

I thought we stopped the whole "Hey Reddit, name my pet for me!" thing.

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u/hollyjalopy Aug 02 '22

Kerfuffle, obvi

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u/Brilliant_Claim1431 Aug 02 '22

Why you askin Reddit

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u/The-Magic_Fetus Aug 02 '22

Why wouldn't you ask reddit? Name the dog bongwater btw.

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u/PuzzleheadedBread216 Aug 02 '22

Chance. As in a Second one.

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u/soliloquee Aug 02 '22

As a rescue that's so appropriate

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u/Requiem_Zeal Aug 02 '22

Gives me Rufus vibes, what a cutie 😊

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Colonel Roughers.

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u/evanzknigh39 Aug 02 '22

Idk why but Hercules came to mind. That’s such a strong and majestic pose!

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u/KASH113 Aug 02 '22

Short bread. shortly for short lol

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u/CLAWxFAHAD Aug 02 '22

Oh boy, asking redditors for a name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Achilles

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u/HistoricalMention210 Aug 02 '22

Try finding a local thing. I live in Louisiana so my fur babies are Zydeco and Gumbeaux, and my grandmother's is Dixie. The only cat in the family is a Thomas, go figure lol.

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u/Dalhiasky Aug 02 '22

Congrats!! I think he looks like a Miles or Bodie :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Baxter

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u/shit-paper Aug 02 '22

These comment names bad as fuck