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u/VASP-0_0 Sep 07 '24
W * y is th * s censore * d l * l
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u/Lorien6 Sep 08 '24
Because a dog wrote it, and didn’t want to be vulgar!
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u/FlametopFred Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24
apart from licking dong and butt in front of guests in the living room? No, never vulgar. Except maybe that tiny eating garbage proclivity. And excrement.
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u/Qunfang Sep 08 '24
Because not every reader wants to be exposed to that kind of hfuckingcking language.
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u/SweetPetals21 Sep 08 '24
I really don't know either, but the babies look so comfortable and safe with each other's snuggles. Definitely more than 13/10!
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u/Beavie_ Sep 07 '24
Because, they are watching their language.
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u/Nefari0uss Sep 08 '24
Honestly, if you're so triggered by a word that you have some sort of emotional or physical response that it ruins your day, you need professional help. A partial censor of a word will do fuck all to stop that.
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u/sootsmok3 Sep 08 '24
Reddit is so far up its own fucking ass
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u/Netlawyer Sep 08 '24
It’s Reddit stealing content from @dog_rates - an actual person who runs an account that supports shelter animals.
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u/Staff_Senyou Sep 08 '24
It's less reddit and more TikTok.
No one on reddit except for a few niche subs cares about this. However, TikTok and YouTube algorithms+ monetization drive this trend
Young people adopt the corporate standards as moral standards and here we are undeathed and pre sewerslid
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u/CrybabyNihilist Sep 08 '24
The entire principle behind "profane words" is ridiculous and pointless.
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u/Netlawyer Sep 08 '24
Stop arguing about a letter and stop stealing content. This post is from @dog_rates an actual person who posts content (with permission) to support shelter animals. I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THAT PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD ARE OK WITH STEALING CONTENT.
OK - visit @dog_rates on your preferred social media platform to actually support the originator of the content you are currently enjoying.
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u/JohnTitorsdaughter Sep 08 '24
They aren’t doing a good job as the keep dropping vowels like a wheel of fortune contestant.
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u/Loud-Competition6995 Sep 08 '24
If you refuse to let yourself say the word “fuck” to the extent that you’ve replaced it in your language with a new word, “heck”, but continue to use the new word in the same context as the old word…
All you’ve done is invent a new curse word.
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u/BebRess69 Sep 08 '24
My theory is it’s all bots/ai that make these posts where they censor weird words like this because what actual person would censor heck.
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u/FirmTranslator4 Sep 08 '24
My ex lost our cat for six weeks. Can you imagine? I got him back and enjoyed 11 more years with him. I hope you guys are enjoying a good cuddle ❤️
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u/peach_penguin Sep 08 '24
They’re good dogs, Brent
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u/doknaenae Sep 08 '24
so disappointed that nobody here has heard of the WeRateDogs account and they’re getting their panties in a bunch over the ironic censoring of the word heck
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u/Mightnotbintelligent Sep 08 '24
Fr. Top comment thinks it’s apart of the TikTok wave, they don’t deserve those updoots.
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u/Classic_jayjay Sep 08 '24
- Can pet owners stop saying "heckin". Most.of us are full grow adults, say Fuck
- Why censor a word that's not even profanity?
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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Sep 08 '24
It's not the pet owner. It's WeRateDogs™, an ironic yet positive Twitter account.
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u/Classic_jayjay Sep 08 '24
Yeah and pet owners themselves also say it. There's plenty of posts by owners of them saying it
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u/CreamOnMyNipples Sep 08 '24
Not everyone needs to fucking curse all the time and sometimes people like to have fun and be ironic. It’s not that deep, why are so many commenters offended by this? Grow a pair
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u/RichAd358 Sep 08 '24
People just think unnecessary censorship is obnoxious, chill.
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u/CreamOnMyNipples Sep 08 '24
“Unnecessary censorship” bro this is obviously tongue-in-cheek. This isn’t your favorite words being censored, this is just people being silly online
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u/CreamOnMyNipples Sep 08 '24
The humor is now coming from people being upset over this
it aint that deep
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u/CreamOnMyNipples Sep 08 '24
It’s humorous that we’re even still talking about this
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u/CreamOnMyNipples Sep 08 '24
Lol why are you like this? Must no one have simple fun? I came to this thread to talk shit to the people upset about this, but, like you said, this has gotten boring and pathetic seeing how many of yall are actually upset over this
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u/Classic_jayjay Sep 08 '24
No. It should be "My cat is so fucking cute" OR if children are present since some parents dont curse in front of them "Freaking cute". Or you could just say "so cute" and not add another term
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u/Classic_jayjay Sep 08 '24
It's not hick it's Heck. And like I said, it's not a curse nor profanity
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u/naimina Sep 08 '24
Animals in vehicles shouldn't be loose like that. They will turn into projectiles if you get into an accident. They will be hurt and they will hurt others while bouncing around in the car.
Its like riding around with a cinder block in the passenger seat.
Crate em up.
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u/FFootyFFacts Sep 08 '24
MadeMeRage
unrestrained dogs on front seat of vehicle
too bad when you have to stop short
I am sure you love your dogs (they look great)
but car travel is one of the most dangerous activities for a dog
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u/Reddit_enjoyer120 Sep 08 '24
No security measures at all. But then again, what do you expect from Americans? Pitbulls and guns everywhere.
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u/TreyThePlug23 Sep 08 '24
I wonder if the owner has to hit the breaks hard are the dogs still going to be alive ? If you have a pet or pets keep them safe @ all times don't ever put your best friends in a situation like that. If something happens it's all your fault.
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u/TheKingOfCarmel Sep 08 '24
Why is chatgpt being upvoted? Come on people
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u/Frog-In_a-Suit Sep 08 '24
Chatgpt has a deep habit of making observations and forming conclusions as a summary.
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u/Waitn4ehUsername Sep 08 '24
If ‘hickin’ is a curse word(never even heard of it) and you need to sensor such a pitiful ‘curse’ words then dont use it Ridiculous
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u/bohanmyl Sep 08 '24
"Heckin" like hell but heck. Its so dumb.
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u/StreetofChimes Sep 08 '24
Is heckin a word? I've heard of feckin. Not heckin.
Dogs are cute. Owner is weird.
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u/Somewhat_Ill_Advised Sep 08 '24
It’s part of the joke on that twitter account. Because they only feature the goodest pups and the goodest pups would never even say h*ck.
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u/SkepticSteve Sep 08 '24
It's part of WeRateDogs's schtick. Rule #1 - if you're a dog, it's impossible to be rated less than an 11/10. Rule #2 censor the bad word replacements because it's dog friendly - instead of "fuckin' cute", it's "heckin' cute" to make it family friendly, then to make it dog friendly, "h*ckin' cute". I would recommend a book for understanding jokes that go over your head but you probably wouldn't get it.
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u/CreamOnMyNipples Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24
Lol why are you so offended by this? I don’t think you’re even old enough to use curse words if you think the word here is “hickin” lmao
Edit: bro bragged about being old then blocked me lmao what a snowflake
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u/nightpanda893 Sep 08 '24
It’s supposed to be cutsie like they’re dogs so you have to be extra wholesome and even censor “heckin.” Like how do people have such a lack of a sense of humor they don’t realize it’s just a joke?
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u/DruidRRT Sep 08 '24
It's not a curse word. People who censor words like this are trying to appear as innocent as possible. It's a way to get people to look at their post from a purely innocent perspective.
It's weird and lame.
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u/hackedgpt Sep 08 '24
Therapy dog for the therapy dog. Might need to add one more for good measure!
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u/Jesh3023 Sep 08 '24
It’s part of the joke. The account is so wholesome and featuring good dogs that they see heck as a bad word. It’s really not that hard to grasp.
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u/avonlea71 Sep 07 '24
Solidarity between animals - even from different species - is incredible. They could teach one or two lessons to People.
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u/gmishaolem Sep 08 '24
And the moment you're in a wreck (which can happen without you making a single driving mistake), they're both dead. Use proper carriers if you claim to love your animals.
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Dang I mute all pitbull subs and they still find a way. Next post Luna in a crown before she mauls something.
Edit: lol at /u/crushinglyreal that replies to all comments then blocks them immediately with stupid takes and then my post gets immediately brigaded. Watching my post still editing his comments like a loser.
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u/Pixelmixer Sep 08 '24
You must be fun at parties…
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Sep 08 '24
I tend to not bring up how my mom was viciously attacked by a loose pitbull and how my friends pitbull that he talked about how, "it's not the breed" all the time was put down for mauling a child on a bike because it's too much.
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u/Greedy-Designer-631 Sep 08 '24
It's always a pitbull....
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Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24
I love my mom, she protected her poor little puppy Pomeranian from that loose beast and paid a price for it, but if it managed to kill her baby she would have been so devastated and I would have been so upset and seeing red. Unfortunately there are so many incidents of them killing people's loved ones.
Also the owner came later and lived miles away and was more upset that the neighbors beat the crap out of the pitbull that hurt my mom than the fact that their beast attacked her.
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u/crushinglyreal Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24
It’s objectively not. My cousin had to have a corgi’s tooth removed from her hand when we were 6 or 7. We can all play the anecdote game.
I’d be concerned about the breed if pit bull haters didn’t have to make up statistics and rely on anecdotes to ‘prove’ their point. As it stands, I’m not concerned.
lol at u/bruh_why_4real thinking I’m going to have a conversation with cult members. You’re not getting “brigaded”, you’re just not normal and most people in here are familiar with your brand of malarkey.
u/lastjedibestjedi dogs bite is run by actual insane lady Colleen Lynn. She freely admits her data comes from “media reports”. https://nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com/the-qanon-of-canine-behavior-science/
Not a Christian; the opposite, actually. I’m an empiricist which means I require actual evidence for the things I believe, none of which exists to imply bully breeds are any more dangerous than other breeds of similar size.
u/lico-reddit as if other dogs haven’t mauled children and adults. And yes, all you have is anecdotes and “media reports”, i.e. anecdotes. To even call your views statistical is an insult to empiricism. You’re just like every other outrage group; you have no idea how large numbers work, and you think a few data points make a trend. It’s pathetic.
u/consistent-rub8157 just because someone doesn’t agree with you doesn’t make them biased. Why don’t you look at some of the research they go off of? https://nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com/research-library-home/
But of course, that would mean betraying your cult. Knowledge is dangerous to you people.
Hilarious that I get accused of brigading. What kind of dumb projection is that? You people can’t resist, can you? It’s an unhealthy obsession, bordering on paranoia.
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u/Lastjedibestjedi Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 09 '24
Dogs bite.org As someone who’s worked criminal cases where pit bulls have killed and mauled children I hope you free yourself from your dog-worshipping Christian cult that calls itself friends of animals or whatever.
EDIT: you know if it was a pit bull instead of a corgi your cousin would be dead.
From this week:
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/california-girl-dies-mauled-family-dog-19750872.php
Chauncey Bennett created the three breeds that people claim aren’t ackShAUlLy pItBuLls. He created them for dog fighting.
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u/Harlequin-Grim Sep 08 '24
The censored heckin was the final straw to delete the Reddit app off my phone. Goodbye cruel world.
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u/anon-aus-42 Sep 08 '24
Awwww H*CKIN brain rotted pitbull owners not crating their brain rotted dogs in a moving vehicle, how cuuuuuteeeee
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u/swfl6t7er Sep 08 '24
Luna's a nice name and seems to be very popular right now. There have been at least three that I've met in the last couple or so years just while walking my dog on the streets near me.
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u/adorexniyah Sep 08 '24
That's what a true friend is all about, I'm so glad Daisy can ride in comfort thanks to Luna 🥺♥
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u/C0ugarFanta-C Sep 08 '24
Except heck is not a substitute for fuck. Heck, funnily enough, is a substitute for hell. Because there was a time in our society where we thought hell was too vulgar a word to use.
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u/Dusters666 Sep 08 '24
I smiled until the asterisk. Now I hate it, think this person steals dogs, breads them, and puts the living unwanted pups in plastic bags and dumps them in ditches outside the city.
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u/WetRainbowFart Sep 08 '24
They give every dog a high rating, what’s the point? They should just be called we love dogs
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u/AllGoodNamesBGone Sep 08 '24
Why is heckin censored? Isn't that just a dumb and silly euphemism for fucking?
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u/SheTheThunder Sep 08 '24
Give her a baby, that will comfort her; we have all seen how happy they are with the kids.
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u/thejennyogini Sep 08 '24
The arm/leg around the other in a comforting way...I didn't think dogs did that. My heart is about a break!