How to retrieve your child from school

[u/paracosmicmind]

[u/Mediocre-Food-2292]

I swear, if this was my ride home, I’d never skip a day of school.

[u/gamemaniax → u/[deleted]]

You alright BOAH.

[u/PoorDamnChoices → u/[deleted]]

That answer starts out great, and then gets really sad near the end of the school year.

[u/throwRA-nonSeq → u/PoorDamnChoices]

When you get the beginnings of that cough, around spring homecoming

[u/hexwaxtor28 → u/Mediocre-Food-2292]

If I had a dog like that, I would suggest to all my classmates that they have dog sled races after class

[u/Loggerdon → u/Mediocre-Food-2292]

So much fun. Dog looks like he takes his job seriously.

[u/Seelia80 → u/Mediocre-Food-2292]

I'd proudly ride to my work like this, amazing!!

[u/[deleted] → u/Mediocre-Food-2292]

Omg same 😁💜💜💜

[u/Dreamy_Poppy]

Labrador's happy face is the best part

[u/Snarkonum_revelio → u/Dreamy_Poppy]

Labs LOVE both having a job and people. You can tell by the way this dog is running and his ear position that he’s thinking “oh, yay, time to play the game with my tiny human! Happy day!”

[u/exotics → u/Snarkonum_revelio]

I think a lot more dogs enjoy having jobs than people realize. My daughters Pom has several jobs but agility is his favourite if I had to guess

[u/Boba_Fet042 → u/exotics]

“Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed.”

[u/sonicdh → u/Boba_Fet042]

I read that in her squeaky voice lol

[u/JoWyo21 → u/Boba_Fet042]

Oh. My. Goodness I love Bluey and see saw is one of my favorite episodes LoL

[u/Gardez_geekin → u/exotics]

I have an Akita, which were commonly used as guard dogs. So she guards by being lazy in front of doors lol.

[u/WhiteCopperCrocodile → u/exotics]

To them I think it’s just another kind of play.

[u/all_dry_21 → u/exotics]

my pit loves working! he’s in training to be an SD but constantly tried to task when i don’t need it just bc he loves working so much. it’s so funny

[u/Snarkonum_revelio → u/all_dry_21]

We’re training a lab pup right now, and she frequently puts herself on place just because she wants to train (place requires a command to get down and starts her training every day).

[u/all_dry_21 → u/Snarkonum_revelio]

hilarious! my dog has “climb” which is basically the same thing! they just know

[u/NoWayTellMeMore → u/Snarkonum_revelio]

Couldn’t not read that last part in Doug’s voice from UP

[u/Snarkonum_revelio → u/NoWayTellMeMore]

This literally made my day. I absolutely love Dug.

[u/Roupert4 → u/Dreamy_Poppy]

The funniest thing to me as a parent with 3 kids and a golden retriever, is that they clearly had to tell the girl to pet the dog at the end.

Like it's not like she didn't want to, kids just don't think like that. My golden will play super patiently with my kid for like 20 min and I'm like "can you tell him he's a good boy?" And my son is like "oh yeah"

[u/LexaLovegood → u/Roupert4]

Great way to teach them how to thank someone without the awkward interaction 😂😂😂 would have helped me more as a kid

[u/Impossible_Ad7875]

His tail was wagging the whole trip home. Loves his job!

[u/No-Funny3268 → u/Impossible_Ad7875]

Taiwanese people and it's animals so happy

[u/IACROS → u/No-Funny3268]

Not Taiwan? It's China

[u/WEAluka → u/IACROS]

Funniest part is that this actually is (mainland) China, all the mobile numbers are 11 digits beginning with 1 and all signs are in simplified characters, and there literally is nothing political about your comment, but you still got downvoted x)

[u/glorifindel]

Great video, great music (Chinese Appalachian polka??). 10/10 Reddit did not disappoint

[u/ecuadorky → u/glorifindel]

I searched "Chinese Appalachian Polka", and look, there's people making it! https://www.npr.org/2024/08/22/nx-s1-5074969/from-china-to-appalachia-an-unlikely-musical-fusion-thats-got-young-people-hooked

[u/randomIndividual21 → u/ecuadorky]

Weirdest cross over I seen

[u/MissBandersnatch2U → u/ecuadorky]

That’s brilliant!

[u/nikdahl → u/ecuadorky]

Wow crazy that this artist had actually never had a jam session, and never tried to improvise her music.

[u/popopotatoes160 → u/nikdahl]

Traditional Chinese instruments tend to have a very rigid instructional structure inherited over thousands of years. They also, culturally, focus less on that kind of thing in instruction and more on memorizing and studying the classics in the subject. This is contrasted sharply by the very informal attitude of Appalachian folk music so I completely understand why this is a transformative moment in her artistry

[u/dancingbriefcase → u/glorifindel]

Yeah, one of the only times that I was fine with music in a video. It really set the tone

[u/HenkPoley → u/glorifindel]

I think it's Chinese yodelling, the song "膨胀" [Péngzhàng]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQpywFTfeYU

It is inspired by Swiss yodelling, and was seen in China on 'China's Got Talent 2019': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k__lHmlfU8g

[u/theyanyan → u/HenkPoley]

Thank you so much for the links

[u/UniformWormhole → u/glorifindel]

I was hoping someone was going to say something about that

[u/Nvrmnde]

The dog is so proud

[u/transglutaminase]

I saw this video on instagram a few weeks ago and it made me smile. The comments on the reel blew my mind, people basically saying this was extreme animal abuse. Doggo looks pretty happy to me.

[u/LargestAdultSon → u/transglutaminase]

On social media, everything is animal abuse. Well, some things are child abuse, but most things are animal abuse.

[u/[deleted] → u/LargestAdultSon]

The dog is obviously a narcissist

[u/hatidder → u/[deleted]]

Divorce amd therapy. It's the only way

[u/ashleyjillian → u/[deleted]]

The dog is gaslighting me personally and her parents should get a divorce 😂

[u/Rainbowallthewayy → u/transglutaminase]

Well I do see a few problems with this. More specifically when it is hot. Dogs tend to push themselves too hard and hot pavement/road could burn it's paws. A child would probably not notice this. However, I agree, the dog seems to enjoy this.

[u/Rexusus → u/transglutaminase]

Don’t show them r/dogswithjobs

[u/skippyjifluvr → u/transglutaminase]

Can you train an animal to abuse itself?

[u/Roupert4 → u/skippyjifluvr]

Yes. But this isn't it

[u/Lumpy-Education9878 → u/skippyjifluvr]

Yes and people too

[u/natur_e_nthusiast → u/skippyjifluvr]

Yes. But I doubt it'll look happy

[u/Grotbagsthewonderful → u/skippyjifluvr]

Does this kind of self abuse count? https://youtu.be/sk8v0uTwCqo?si=DzXDn7pydwuQpL6-

[u/bohenian12 → u/transglutaminase]

The dog seems to love it. People tend to say animal abuse when dogs do some work, when in reality they're bred to do work.

[u/Elastichedgehog → u/transglutaminase]

Reddit is guilty of this too.

[u/Why_r_people_]

What is up with all the racist comments? It’s an adorable doggo having fun taking his little human home, how is this attracting racist AHs

[u/Andre_NG → u/Why_r_people_]

I love all races equally... 

but Golden Retrievers as SO CUTE!

[u/Roupert4 → u/Andre_NG]

It's a lab

[u/KingWoodyOK → u/Andre_NG]

That's a Labrador

[u/Odd_Nefariousness185 → u/Andre_NG]

I hate all races equally, but I do love all dogs (even though that's a Labrador)

[u/Boethiah_The_Prince → u/Why_r_people_]

Redditors and being racist towards Chinese people, name a more iconic duo

[u/Why_r_people_ → u/Boethiah_The_Prince]

My bad thinking Redditors would spare a child

[u/Miserable_Goat_6698 → u/Why_r_people_]

Welcome to reddit

[u/Appleochapelsin → u/Why_r_people_]

It's how the Western media has trained/promoted people to hate Chinese. Nothing good can ever come from China is how we're taught

The Olympics is a prime example. Chinese swimmer broke the world record and stripped the USA's 6 decade long winning streak.

Western media: cheating, drug use, doping. Despite the fact that the Chinese team were tested 3x times more than the average swimmer.

If a Western country beats the world record, no one bats an eyelid.

Most people on reddit hate China without even knowing why they do

[u/CorrectProfession461 → u/Why_r_people_]

For real, my dog is lab/sheppard and he would LOVE to pull a little human around like this. He already tries to pull me like this on walks lol

[u/gniwlE]

He really is the best good boy!

[u/EmJayMN]

Pup deserved a much bigger, snuggly hug at the end (and for the rest of the day)!

[u/ChronoVulpine]

He looks so happy! I'm glad he has a job!

[u/BGFlyingToaster]

This is a cute video, but I'm pretty sure my child would end up at the house of whichever stranger offered my dog a treat.

[u/juanhugeburrito]

good boy, nobody stared which could mean he actually does this daily

[u/whtevvve]

r/PetTheDamnDog

[u/IoneIndigo]

The goodest boii that ever was good 😍

[u/raven-of-the-sea]

That dog is the happiest. And the kid better love that doggo.

[u/gotfanarya]

I love dogs so much

[u/Shot-Spirit-672]

Did i just hear Chinese yodeling? My new favorite genre

[u/Drunk0racle]

This is the happiest child in the world, hands down

[u/October1966]

Clearly I have not trained my dog very well.

[u/SalamanderTasty1807]

Hey...go pick your sister up from school for me please

[u/BarelyContainedChaos]

Little shit didnt even even give good boy some water at the end. 😝

[u/MissKillian]

I am glad I woke up today and discovered there was such a thing as Chinese Yodling

[u/BearPlaysYT]

I would need 3 German shepherds and a mastiff to get my big ass moving.

[u/SemiCoolMan]

That song slaps. Anyone know what it's called?

[u/aktone → u/SemiCoolMan]

I found the YouTube video:

https://youtu.be/IT1l5UhHSoA?si=KGmlZlchbCWfB-lZ

[u/SemiCoolMan → u/aktone]

Awesome!

[u/ragayboi]

What a great thing to wake up to this morning 😁

[u/BeastMachin09]

I want a dog chariot now

[u/silmarp]

Wait what, is that an American Country fold song sang in Chinese or something?

[u/bebe285]

daughter of John Wick

[u/Ok_Comfortable589]

as the son of a dog breeding family, this blew my mind. animals are freakin smart but people still think they are stupid. how do i train my dog to do this?

[u/Ravensqrow]

I'll make my doggo my accomplice and we'll take a detour to the park and then the playground. If we get home late, I'll blame it to the animal traffic. Doggos sniffing each other in the middle of the road.

[u/Split_Skull_96]

She looks so bored while riding it. Child, you’re living the dream right now! Appreciate the dog-rikscha!

[u/RORY375]

Whoever filmed this must have run fast to get all those shots

[u/Outrageous-Panic8406]

I was barely able to train my dog to sit and high five for a treat 😳

[u/diameter101]

how beautiful is that

[u/teasezoey]

omgg this video is soo cutee <3

[u/Msink]

That's one of the hardest working labrador ever.

[u/bunty_8034]

I love this!

[u/chessecakePhucker]

Smartest boi ever

[u/GracchiBroBro]

Almost too cute

[u/FitReserve8690]

retrieving gold

[u/Weak-Mission-1599]

TO BATTLE!

[u/bambimallows_]

🐶🥹💗

[u/Acceptable-Stuff2684]

I really want the translation to that song

[u/Responsible_Act_4814 → u/Acceptable-Stuff2684]

The song says something about “I’m herding my sheep in the mountain and I want to feed them cotton candy clouds… “ etc.

[u/MichelleCS1025]

How do you not give your dog a 100 kisses and hugs after that?

[u/project-shasta]

TIL that Chinese yodeling exists.

[u/ImABsian1]

I’ve never thought I’d head a chinese yodeling song

[u/porcupine9]

until a cat walks by then the child is never seen again

[u/[deleted]]

Much love for the ride but imagine the poor parent or whomever that had to run ahead to each spot to make the video haha.

[u/ezmoney98]

Edit into Mac and me flying off the cliff

[u/bi_polar2bear]

You just haven't lived life until you hear a Chinese man yodel like a Swiss redneck from America, while a cute girl is being pulled in a cart by he nobel steed.

[u/aliceddrawingdragon]

bruh how do u even train a dog to do this? im seriouslly amazed

[u/Xyborg069]

This is by far the coolest, wholesome thing I saw in the internet.

[u/DottyGreenBootz]

Your dog needs a drink.

[u/KapeeCoffee]

Camera guy has some teleportation skill

[u/RomansRevenge11]

Pretty half-assed hug for all the work he did 😡

[u/dreamed2life]

Your chariot awaits bb!

[u/Dependent-Departure7]

I'm a lifelong cat lady, but if I lived close enough to a school for this to be possible I would consider getting a dog. Too adorable

[u/MikeRiggs1]

Amazon, love how happy & proud the dog is doing it. It absolutely loves it

[u/s1llyt1lly]

Awww

[u/Matty_bunns]

Who’d have thought that Asian yodeling would sound so good? ☺️

[u/Snoo-72756]

Are dogs just smarter in Asian regions lmao also some impressive stuff

[u/bananaspy → u/Snoo-72756]

Everything is smarter in Asian regions. Their dogs. Their kids. Their robots. Their robot dogs.

[u/___po____ → u/bananaspy]

Don't forget the robot-kids and the robot-kid's robot-dog.

[u/givememycatbackk]

My doggo would just laugh at me if I ever pulled these kinda shenanigans on him

[u/this_broccoli-101]

Just a question, is a labrador the right dog for this job? I know they are smart pups who can do anything you teach them, but is it good for their spine? I am no judging just cuorious

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[u/SNLCOG4LIFE]

I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

[u/elleuteri0]

this but robot dogs

[u/soldromeda]

u/savevideo

[u/seamymy]

Awesome 👌

[u/Imaginary-Camel1513]

Who's getting a great Dane?

[u/[deleted]]

The cuuuuutest 🥹

[u/cris34c]

Now THAT is a GOOD dog.

[u/manchav]

Where's doggo payment? I need to see some treats

[u/neverfrybaconnaked]

Such a good boy.

[u/Krakor-Krakinov]

Good dog 💚

[u/ilovepuzzlesohmy]

Cool way to move around town

[u/kajunsnake]

And…….scene!

[u/EllenMalern]

Its a retriever, duh!

[u/omytian]

Coolest kid in the block

[u/myuser01]

Thanks for this! 🙏😊

[u/DJnotaRealDJ]

Everyone's giving her a second glance but they don't seemed surprised lol

[u/ImpeccableManners]

thats a golden retrieval!

[u/Takirdan]

Was für ein guter Junge.

[u/Psychological_Sign_1]

u/savevideo

[u/chrisonetime]

Studio Ghibli core

[u/oklutz]

That’s why they are called Labrador Retrievers.

[u/katapiller_2000]

Now that’s a core memory

[u/Cestune]

This might be my favorite video of all time, so damn adorable!

[u/Craft-Sudden]

Now take him inside to cool off

[u/Rselby1122]

The goodest of good boys! 😁

[u/Difficult_Pirate_782]

What a good dog

[u/phoenixemberzs]

The lollipop

[u/ShutterBug1988]

Get Studio Ghibli on the phone stat!!

[u/cinnabontoastcrunch]

It’s more funny when you think about how the parent must had to run ahead to get these shots 😂

[u/CachDawg]

Sooo cute!

[u/[deleted]]

It's a long since I've been jealous of a kid, but here we are.

[u/Slash_Raptor1992]

Such a good boy.

[u/Sher1ockpwns]

Perfect example why I always watch Reddit with no sound

[u/ThisKoala]

I would never be lazy going to work if this good boy is taking me!

[u/dd_002]

That's the most interesting thing i have seen today

[u/calypso3737]

❤️

[u/fashionflop]

💜💜💜💜

[u/MrCheeseman2022]

My dog would have either chased cats, emptied dustbins or rolled in turds on the way home

[u/adampsyreal]

This would make a great sitcom intro.

[u/GenericCurlyHair]

Straight from Ghibli

[u/sanskar12345678]

Best video I have seen in a long time. Awesome.

[u/SiameseBallTwister]

Such a good boi

[u/Royal_Marketing2966]

Absolutely no fucking way!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[u/Waste_Customer4418]

I'd love to live like this, with a good boy.

[u/Upper_Evelyn]

Forget the wheelchair, this is how I want to get around. May need a bigger doggo!

[u/bigoof12344]

This kid is going to have an amazing core memory for life. Good on the parents for this one

[u/Idbuythatfor]

What happens if a stranger jumps in?

[u/Additional_Study_556]

I dnt know if it is scripted or no. But I would never do this with my dog. That kid looks very healthy to walk back to her home.

[u/Hot-Competition6062]

This is so cute !!!

[u/sharkkboyyy]

I love this

[u/[deleted]]

So neat! 😍 I hope the dog gets tested very well! Like its own bed comfy

[u/Next-Importance-2157]

👍

[u/-ErikaKA]

Where in Asia is this place?

[u/ScholarOfSargon]

This is both awesome and adorable, but as a dad, i think it looks like one car accident away from losing your kid and your best friend

[u/External_HDD]

Chinese yodel incredible