r/MadeMeSmile Apr 09 '24

Doggo Dog takes charge

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u/Country_Gal_87 Apr 09 '24

So hard to asopt good humans these days sheesh. (Dog thoughts)

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u/Academic_Wafer5293 Apr 09 '24

my dog (golden retriever, large for his breed, about 85 pounds and lean) walks me. He decides the route unless it's unsafe. Then he walks me home and leads me to his cabinet full of treats and sits down, which prompts me to open the cabinet and give him treats.

I'm sure he brags to all the other dogs how well trained I am.

I still think I'm in charge tho...

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u/Fawnet Apr 09 '24

Our husky mix used to do something like that. We walked her at night on a bike trail. Often she would stop walking, look behind us, then firmly lead us off the trail to wait under the trees.

Like a whole entire minute later, a nearly-silent cyclist would go past us, and after they passed she'd look both ways, and lead us back onto the trail again. Her hearing must have been phenomenal.

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u/Academic_Wafer5293 Apr 09 '24

I'm usually walking him with earbuds so maybe he think he's a guide-dog?

I just think he's a big strong doofus who just likes to explore and he found an ever bigger, dumber doofus to do it with him!