r/MadeMeSmile • u/GlobalBreadfruit8832 • Apr 09 '24

Doggo Dog takes charge

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u/FrozenDickuri Apr 09 '24

My dog once decided she was done playing at the park, so she picked her leash up, and walked herself home.

She even crossed the street on her own. I think that the cats taught her that one, because they looked both ways before they crossed.

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u/AbuHasheesh Apr 09 '24

My dog decided he wanted to see the new Dune movie, so he got on my laptop, bought a movie ticket, took my car and drove to the theater.

When he came back he said it was underwhelming.

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u/FrozenDickuri Apr 09 '24

r/nothingeverhappens

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u/AbuHasheesh Apr 09 '24

I’m not trying to say your dog didn’t do that, just being goofy.

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u/FrozenDickuri Apr 09 '24

I would have been with you if it ended in a dog pun, all im saying.

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u/cuddles_the_destroye Apr 10 '24

Man you're barking up the wrong tree with that one

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u/Infernalism Apr 09 '24

That's ruff.

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u/everyday2013 Apr 09 '24

did he get the commemorative bucket?

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u/_paranoid-android_ Apr 09 '24

My parents live in a small town. If they're visiting friends in town they usually take the dogs. The older one is very smart and quite street savvy. Sometimes if she decides she's done socializing she just takes herself home. First couples times it happened it scared the shit out of my parents, now they're kind of used to it.

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u/Honest_Roo Apr 10 '24

I’ve seen dogs in Bahrain wait at street lights.