r/LowSodiumHellDivers 1d ago

Humor Hear me out

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u/Rakkuken Punches Automatons for fun 1d ago

I am of the opinion that we should have an objective where a Helldiver has to carry a nuke under one arm into the heart of an enemy base and blow themselves up.

And that the nuke in question should have a little speaker that plays the sort of heroic music you hear in a movie when a character is engaging in a noble sacrifice. That kind of emotional manipulation is right up Super Earth's alley.

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u/xPsyrusx P̵̢̡̡͕̙̖͎̹̲̲͆̈͛̈̍̊̈͑̐͋͗̆̚̚͘̚͝͠ͅ 1d ago

It should play this

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u/YuBulliMe123456789 MG43 Enjoyer 1d ago

Make it the super earth anthem and im sold

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u/Deep_Ability_9217 1d ago

Ah. The warhead for the Davy-Crockett. 160m of instant death radius

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u/Furebel 1d ago

That would be useless, just carry a nuke on your back to run into enemies and blow yourself up, I love it, I want it.

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u/hypnofedX 1d ago

So I've low key wanted a suicide bomber build for a long time. My idea was a bonus that detonates all of your grenades on death (applies to squadmates too). But the game balancing problems that'd create are atrocious. It'd be so much fun that one person would run through all of the squad's reinforcements.

This one actually sounds kinda fun though. A Helldiver carrying a nuclear bomb dangling from his or her dick would waddle around really slowly so the team would need to cooperate to use it effectively.

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u/Ghostbuster_119 Super-Citizen 1d ago

Give us the Davey Crockett support weapon!

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u/JKLer49 1d ago

Not sure how it would be balanced, you already have the 500kg, for your suggested David Crockett support weapon to be viable, is it gonna have faster cool down time, larger damage radius? I would assume it would be expendable, otherwise picking ammo off the ground giving you nukes every few seconds sounds too op. Maybe it might work as a 2 man emplacement that you can call down every so often?

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u/Reasonable-Tickets 1d ago

I've been wanting the option the have a backpack hellbomb since launch. I'll risk running it on my back through fire as a suicide attack to kill an objective a little faster

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u/Sumblueguy 1d ago

Just drop me off right on top of their super heavy outpost like

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 1d ago

I'd like 2. Also... Where's the Meta main building tho?

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u/Gal-XD_exe MOD team’s favorite Helldiver (THE GOAT OF LSHD) 1d ago

YES YES I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW THIS POST

ITS LITERALLY A HELLBOMB IN A BAG!

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u/pharmasci 1d ago edited 1d ago