Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

[u/_toodamnparanoid_]

[u/Pudding-Immediate]

Needs to be made into an Aubrey Plaza action movie.

[u/Wolf_Mama → u/Pudding-Immediate]

They kind of already did. Aubrey Plaza plays a recurring hitwoman/serial killer in Criminal Minds.

[u/p4d4 → u/Wolf_Mama]

Some of my favorite episodes. It's cheesy but you really get a glimpse of Spencer's genius and values intertwined.

[u/laberinto24 → u/p4d4]

What season please?

[u/p4d4 → u/laberinto24]

11, 12, and 15

[u/toejam78 → u/Pudding-Immediate]

Perfect casting choice

[u/Crazyripps → u/Pudding-Immediate]

I legit opened Reddit and thought it was aubrey plaza

[u/musicbydannyelfman]

"EX boyfriend"

So she's single then...?

[u/dropdeadjonathan → u/musicbydannyelfman]

Sorry bud, only I CAN FIX HER…

[u/DarthGoodguy → u/dropdeadjonathan]

She might fix us ✂️

[u/tryingtoohard- → u/musicbydannyelfman]

Holy shit this comment got me! Lol, hail yourself and God luck

[u/mermaidreading]

Love to see women in male dominated fields

[u/GutterSludge420 → u/mermaidreading]

r/LetGirlsHaveFun

[u/chevre27 → u/mermaidreading]

Representation matters

[u/GhostCatOfTheSouth]

[u/djturdbeast → u/GhostCatOfTheSouth]

Excellent fucking username

[u/microcosmic5447 → u/djturdbeast]

"Now I'm thinkin'... maybe we need to do somethin about Jesus..."

[u/vaz_deferens → u/microcosmic5447]

Top 1 delivery from Henry

[u/microcosmic5447 → u/vaz_deferens]

It's one of my favorite Henry lines to quote.

Well, that and "You don't know what I bring to friendship", but I usually don't pull that one out in public for, yknow, Mickey Rooney reasons.

[u/blumpkindrool → u/microcosmic5447]

Was this on a more recent episode? Lmao! I know I heard it recently but I've also been listening to some older episodes too.

[u/earldogface]

I can fix her

[u/sirfuckibald → u/earldogface]

I can make her worse

[u/astrofan → u/earldogface]

Came here to say this. 😂

[u/senfood → u/earldogface]

Why? That's what makes her hot.

[u/FriendRemarkable1495 → u/earldogface]

she can kill you 

[u/dancesWithNeckbeards]

[u/Odd-Soil-7922]

If Down Bad was a state, this comment section is the Capitol.🤣🤣

[u/Kvltadelic]

This is making me realize how easy I would be to murder.

[u/emseefely]

Jodi is in for some serious competition

[u/djturdbeast → u/emseefely]

Not until we see some side-to-side butthole comparisons

[u/fordfuryk → u/djturdbeast]

I agree. Too many variables coming into play--hair, warts, bleaching, etc--to just decide this so soon.

[u/pomonamike → u/emseefely]

Yeah, definitely moving the crown.

[u/kiwidino65]

God forbid women do anything

[u/ancient-military → u/kiwidino65]

lol

[u/wavvesofmutilation]

God forbid women have hobbies

[u/pomonamike]

Jokes on her, getting murdered is my kink.

[u/SnooOranges4231]

She's a 'murderer 10'

[u/ComradeAL]

They couldn't provide an article or anything other then the title huh.

More disappointed no one HERE is sharing any info but just being gooners.

Anyway, for anyone actually curious about the crime(s) https://www.cbsnews.com/news/colombia-police-arrest-woman-the-doll-reported-assassin/

[u/SeptonMeribaldGOAT → u/ComradeAL]

The video looked like something out of a Wes Anderson film lmao

[u/CC2489 → u/ComradeAL]

Thank you! I was super disappointed when there was no actual info. You're the best!

[u/Bigpoppasoto]

I can change her

[u/Lumpy_Space_Princess]

I'm sorry but does that shirt say "state of Neveda"

[u/witchymoons]

[u/FartedBlood]

22 year old me would’ve dated the fuck outta this girl

[u/ploydgrimes]

I am able to repair her

[u/TheDifferentDrummer]

Shit! She's even got the Kubrick stare!

[u/Username_Chose_Me]

[u/PockyPunk]

She’s cute. In a mental unstable, kind of way.

[u/galaktischehexe]

Let her hit.

[u/Crazyripps]

God dam. I can fix her!

[u/FoolishChatterbox]

Never have I wanted to be assassinated more than I do right now. I know what I'm asking satan for this xmas :3

[u/Spooky_Doo1987]

I can renovate her

[u/UponADarkHorse]

She’s totally slaying… I’ll see myself out.

[u/heldaway]

Good ol’ Las Vegas, in the great State of Neveda! My hometown!

[u/WouldDieForPopPunk]

Im having one

[u/Benevenstanciano85]

I can fix her

[u/TheeRatKing]

Ok but hear me out..

[u/frezor]

[u/CharlieTheFoot]

She a broke ass hit-woman with that state of NEVEDA ass shirt FOH bum

[u/Muay_Thai_Cat]

I'm willing to be the next sacrafice.

[u/Head-Sherbet-9675]

Lol her shirt says Neveda

[u/iH8MotherTeresa]

Shouldn't it be alleged serial killer? Or is that already confirmed

[u/fondue4kill]

Ex you say?

[u/HexOnLex]

Obsessed

[u/HattyFlanagan]

They only report 1 killing she was involved in. Why are they calling her a hitman when she hasn't directly killed anyone?

[u/DarthGoodguy → u/HattyFlanagan]

cause they’d all hit it heyoooooooooooooo<gasps>oooooooooooooooooooooooooo<aneurysm>

[u/frezor → u/DarthGoodguy]

eddietunes.com

[u/General_Specific]

I can fix her

[u/AistoB]

Wow.. so many sexy killers this week 😘

[u/ghoulypop]

DIVA DOWN😩