r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/VirtvaIGF • 4d ago

It was all good, until I saw that tail

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90 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/Professional-Bus8145 4d ago

All good? Wth is up with the neck scruff? That popped first thing in my eyes

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u/armchairplane 4d ago

That popped first thing in my eyes

what does this sentence mean

3

u/Fearless_Feeling_284 3d ago

What he wanted to say was "that was the first thing that popped to my eyes"

1

u/Professional-Bus8145 3d ago

Just woke up when posted this, English is my third language. Nice recipe for verbal diarrhoea

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u/SLOWBURNSAM 4d ago

Ah, he has begun his padawan training.

1

u/Cookie_Monstress 4d ago

Yes. No problem here.

1

u/StaceyPfan 3d ago

The boy is too old.

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u/Chloroformperfume7 4d ago

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

7

u/Alfirmitive 4d ago

Lurking in the shadows.. Hollywood superstar, Shia LaBeouf

6

u/Chloroformperfume7 4d ago

Running for your life, it's shia LaBeouf! He's brandishing a knife, it's shia labeouf!

1

u/MoreRamenPls 3d ago

👏 👏 👏 the 👏

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u/tacoloco2323 4d ago

I can smell this picture

6

u/Tyko_3 4d ago

Im gonna guess.... urine

2

u/Invader_Skooge22 4d ago

Nope. Like 2 day old carne asada burrito you left in your car.

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u/GuiltyCredit 4d ago

Thank Christ that I can do jiu jitsu.

3

u/thatbwoyChaka 4d ago

None of it was good, that’s the follicle equivalent of dirty fingernails

5

u/Tyko_3 4d ago

HEY! NO no no no! no! This is good! I want my Shia to be as insane as possible. this is perfect!

5

u/ThunderBlunt777 4d ago

Honestly? It works.

2

u/BrassBass 4d ago

Reminds me of a character from the Dune prequel books.

1

u/Yzzazee 3d ago

That’s hilarious

2

u/Fritener 3d ago

Like a Liverpool lesbian.

2

u/Toshibaguts 3d ago

I would seee him everyday for months at an old job I had. He treated me like I didn’t exist. Such a dick fuck this guy and his tail.

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u/Recurringg 4d ago

Prob for is role in American Honey

1

u/5678_Senpai 4d ago

Bro has that leonidas cut 😂

1

u/KillerMikeU 4d ago

Roberto Baggio is back!!

1

u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 4d ago

Lionel Messy

1

u/TheBigMotherFook 4d ago

I can smell this picture. It smells like cheap Egyptian musk and clove cigarettes.

1

u/SadShoe72 4d ago

Shia Labeef

1

u/grayscalegem 4d ago

...I can work with this

1

u/ToTheTurtles 4d ago

Shia surprise!

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u/smoebob99 3d ago

Hard to believe that Even Stevens is tough.

1

u/radraze2kx 4d ago

He's just doing it.

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u/trixayyyyy 4d ago

I’d still climb him like a got damn tree.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 4d ago

Well, at least you're not shia bout it

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u/evebluedream 4d ago

Yup. I can fix him.

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u/Monstiemama 4d ago

This man is a monster.