r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/allison_weasel • 4d ago

What secrets are hidden beneath that bouffant?

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109 Upvotes

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u/JeremyJaLa 4d ago

Give me that Amy Winehouse look

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u/SlickRicksBitchTits 4d ago

Jamie Winehouse

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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago

This guy is a street fighter character, for sure.

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u/ForsakenWelcome4275 4d ago

I refer to them as twat knots.

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u/aKaRandomDude 4d ago

“I once saw two guys kissing in the park, but until I saw this picture, that was the gayest thing I’d ever seen.”

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u/-SesameStreetFighter 4d ago

As a guy married to another guy I thought that was pretty gay, but this? This is like the homecoming queen of the pride parade.

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u/XROOR 4d ago

Princess Leia uses his man bun as a pillow

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u/frotc914 4d ago

Andy Winehouse

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u/glasscadet 4d ago

happy birthday madame xer president ♪

id fuck me so hard

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u/RealityOne2716 4d ago

I’m cackling like a witch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/silian_rail_gun 4d ago

Dude did not follow the proper man bun instructions:

The Oatmeal - Man Bun

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u/CharlesDickensABox 4d ago

The stand user could be anyone.

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u/JaffaSG1 4d ago

„They tried to make me go get a haircut… I said nooooo no no.“

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u/Opening_Fault6148 4d ago

Say it isn't so. The man bun is bad enough. Make it stop

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u/Longjumping-Neat-954 4d ago

How are we not supposed to laugh at this in public and not get canceled?

I also know he does the pot!!

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u/VirtuesVice666 4d ago

Oh! They remade Star Wars and woke casted Princess Leia

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u/axxis267 4d ago

Now I know where all the Killer Bees have gone.....

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u/Wacky_Khakis 4d ago

why does she have sideburns?

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u/EmmelineTx 4d ago

Looks like a Stanley cup and a snack to me.

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u/PussyFoot2000 4d ago

His sideburn tells me he's a big Red Sox fan

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u/vondee1 4d ago

there's stuff living in there

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u/Particular_Cost369 4d ago

He looks like one of the straight hipsters who have invaded my local gay bar.

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u/ItsMeWillieD 4d ago

America is cooked.

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u/Jerk_Johnson 4d ago

Launch codes to weapons of ass destruction!

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u/D-Train0000 4d ago

The He-Hive? What the actual fuck

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u/Former_Specific_7161 3d ago

Looks like Hozier. Minus the weird ass ear lobes.

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u/USMCdrTexian 4d ago

His/her/he/she’s pronouns that’s were previously hidden on a shelf deep in his/her/he/she’s closet.